What were they thinking?

What were they thinking?

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Im on a second playthrough, beat this guy and double apes a few days ago. It’s a great fight once you get used to it, parrying the second phase feels great

sounds like you're having monkey trouble

Sounds like this boss is driving you bananas

it's not hard stop monkeying around

Looks like OP's about to go ape

user, you know you're supposed to keep yourself calm when playing fromsoft games. There is no reason to go apeshit.

I think OP was already angry. I think the puns aren't helping. Should stop before he chimps out.

These.

>we're going to train you to pay attention to weapon patterns then throw a rampaging ape at you that flails about wildly
>now that you've spent an hour dying over and over and finally got the moveset down, we're going to reintroduce a weapon in this fight as a fuck you
>also the ape will be swing around the sword in an unnatural centipede-like motion

It's a great boss and probably my favourite in the game, if you want to see some real bullshit, then wait till you get to the Demon of Hatred.

It's like they took the shittiest Souls boss they could, gave him a shitton of health,a bad camera and sprinkled in a little RNG for good measure. Monkey trouble is pretty tame in comparison.

I seriously hope you're not implying that the monkey doesn't follow a predictable pattern

Is that umaro?

Literally just beat this faggot. Fuck him and fuck the centipede.

Demon of hatred is pretty shit, but once you best him once he's ridiculously easy, especially with confetti and the ring. Hardest part is p3 if you get caught in a bad loop of moves, or if you're a mongoloid that can't stop yourself from running into fireballs

Demon of hatred is great and the best boss in the game, literally get good

In ng+2 I finally understood the purpose of the purple umbrella. It trivializes the second phase, you never need to dodge again.

>demon of Hatred is the best boss in the game
Found the soulsfag. You probably didn’t deflect a single time the whole game.

I'm confused as to why people call Demon hard, I spent like 15 minutes on the dude and had him dead to rights without even using firecrackers. His patterns had a learning curve at first but are very clear.

I got him down to almost no health atleast three times, but the camera and ring of fire fucked me up. I was blinded by all the red and orange on screen. He’s a Souls boss, probably a reskin of Manus, wasn’t meant for a game in which deflection is the main mechanic.

>unnatural centipede-like motion
define a centipede motion

That's the best boss of the game. The way he gets resurrected and changes his fighting style to match that of the headless ghost was absolutely mind-blowing. And the centypede at the end, nice touch. Now, that's an example of good "show, don't tell" storytelling. In that regard, Sekiro is better than Dark Souls.

Fucking lol. The centipede and headless designs were literally borrowed from the Bloodletting Beast and it’s headless form. Only the moveset was shuffled around.

Probably something like "This guy's not gonna be too hard, especially when the players realize they can use the firecrackers for free damage."

you can literally bait any attack kek, what the fuck are you talking about
this is correct. Sekiro is soulless as fuck but still a good game

The undead enemies are the fucking worst thing ever what were they thinking?

>chalice dungeon boss
Sorry, I never bother to play through that lazy unfinished tripe.

>ayo bruh what if we use the same boss three times?

They were thinking kino

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don't u mean...sekino

why does it disappear as soon as you beat it even if you already got the mortal blade

>boipussi kino
based

>got him down to almost no health atleast three times
>the camera and ring of fire fucked me up
>was blinded by all the red and orange on screen
>probably a reskin of Manus
holy shit how fucking butthurt are you
you're just bad dude, stop making up excuses for yourself

Yes, life has been pretty harsh to him lately

you'd think vsing 2 would be harder but they just nerfed them, whats the point then

>His remains do not turn to ashes

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>That little second where you wonder if the game is bugged

shouldn't he have gotten back up and jumped away or something after the second phase? Just disappearing made no sense

Yes.

ASSS

"I'm so happy or playerbase isn't a bunch of little bitches"

The fight would have never ended then

i fucking loved this boss
>it gets more aggressive if you respond to its aggression with your own
>constantly sprinting to keep up with it, its constantly using high movement attacks, camera is swinging around the whole battle
>not a onions faggot so i deflect every hit (even the little hits and stepping damage)

the second phase was just icing on the cake
if this isnt your favorite boss in the game you are just mad he's beating your ass

Believe this post or not but I beat the boss on like my third try and then the second version on my first try with like 9 heals left or something. git fucking gud

he disappeared using monkey ninjitsu

Took me a couple hours to beat him the first time but I had a blast. Really fu. Fight

Then you missed out on some good bosses. Seriously, go play them.

This was my favourite boss of all time. I thought it wasn't possible to top Ludwig, Maria and Orphan of Kos, but based From did it.

This boss made be stop playing the game.
Boring and a hp sponge. Feels like he is filler.

lets make Kratos a part of our Ninja Game?

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isnt kratos voiced by a black dude too?

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the undead are super easy to kill, just use some divine confetti

>reaching double monkey area before killing solo monkey

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