How is he holding that bat?

How is he holding that bat?

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very carefully

Goombas have short-range telekinesis or some shit, who knows.

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They actually have invisible opposable penises. All of them.

That's actually his....goomba.

>We will never get any more Power Pros games.

Why bros, PP was the best baseball sim. You could play a life RPG mode where you could level your guy and work your way up in the leagues, and train and play games and negotiate your contract and buy a fancy care and date chicks and IT HURTS

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the same way veggietales and homestar runner characters do

You see, FUN overrides logic when it comes to games.

Why the fuck did this mole run so fast?
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>"Ex-ca-bition"
Genuine answer, just in case: Monty has a character skill that give him mad speed when he's carrying the ball. Simple as that.

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psychic powers

Meme magic

Yeah, no shit. My question is why would they make something that lives predominantly underground fast as fuck on land.

its his dick.

explain...

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Don't burrowing animals scurry along pretty damn fast in the IRL? Not a zoologist over here, so I'unno.

Same way Homestar does

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ever seen Veggie Tales?

Goombas have 400IQ. They just hide their telekinetic prowess. That's why Goombario has knowledge of places he's never even been to.

Hes a highly trained jedi

GOOMBA GOT BACK

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Eaxh character had a special ability that would kick in depending on what they were doing when their team was pitching. For example, Yoshi and Birdo could catch balls in the air before they touched the ground, regardless of trajectory, Diddy Kong could jump super high to catch balls, and so forth.