Filename thread now
Filename thread now
>get called an incel on Yea Forums
>start getting self conscious about my virginity
>know it's not even a tranny/roastie calling me it but probably just another virgin shitposter trying to get me angry
>get angry anyways
How do I get over this? God fucking damn it. I'm 22 and my dad is putting pressure on me to lose it. I still live at home and depend on my parents and they know I'm not bringing any girls over. He's started calling me "Virgy" in public and around my friends instead of referring to me by my real name. It's getting annoying.
Nah
need an image, and a filename
can't someone else do it?
what a shitty thread op kill yourself faggot
wow your dad is trash
his dad sounds based, you sound like a fellow virgy lmao
lol wat an incel
Dial 8 faggot
It's missing death by helium.
t. virgy
>siiiiiiiiip
>heheheh yeah him? that's just ol virgy, can't get his dick wet
based and rushpilled
Phone posters need to be gassed.
not a phone poster
I want shotgun to head, but deserve structure fire
Why are there so many trannies playing on PC?
Have sex with his wife. That'll show him.
>someone took the time to shoop a dick.
never going to understand why people waste their time in such racial garbage instead of playing some videogames.
kek
The one asking when it was going to go on sale for %14.88 cracked me the fuck up. wish i saved it.
$14.88 *
That's a big Allen wrench. At that point why not make it a proper bolt/screw?
>you can only meet with major major when he's not in his office
wut
Nice filename faggot
wtf is that thing alive? what the fuck is wrong with asians?
>CBT for Masochists
Jap interpretation of Eraserhead?
not the same spot, you can see buildings on the sides in right image, those are missing in the left image
kek
explosion is the coolest way to go. if i don't get lucky enough to die by being blown up I at least want my funeral to just be my loved ones blowing up my body
This has to be a joke
The fucking thing gets erect when hot and then begins squirting everywhere? What the fuck even is it?
This is just like my Japanese anime
You're either trolling or stupid and for your sake I hope it's the latter.
IMMEDIATE thought of the Ricky Jervais show when I saw the thumbnail, fucking based as fuck, user. Great taste.
Got ya covered, senpai.
Some of the filenames in this thread really fucking suck.
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nice filename loser
sure is zoomzoom in here
I love it when the first post in a thread tries to be 2 cool 4 school, like he's above it, and then the next 90 posts are on topic and participating. It's a special thing.
not funny
WHAT
be careful what you wish for, damn
Nice post.
>sekiro.webm
haha also nice post
nice
>The Filename isn’t CAN’T ESCAPE FROM CROSSING FATE
Big missed opportunity lad
gooey ducks or beach cocks
Reminds me of that awful ICarly wiki shit.
One day I will click on this and it will be a lengthy animation of the porn I was promised, and I will be dissapointed.
this left me in a level of discomfort i havent felt before
>not IMMORALITY SEVERED
How the fuck do they measure agony to something with 100% lethality like shotgun to the head?
fourze was the one that got me into kr
it was damn good but double ended up being my favorite of all the ones ive seen
>the car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
>and the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
>and a dark wind blows
>the government is corrupt and we're on so many drugs with the radio on and the curtains drawn
>we're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
>and the machine is bleeding to death
Some people actually survive that believe it or not. There are people that have been shot point blank in the face and lived, humans are more duarable than they are given credit for.
Just put it in your will its shoved up anal "as what did to bullfrogs as I was younger"
Are you trolling?
The 1%
So is the teacher a commie?
That's some Catch.
Seems more like battletoads
you need to go back
now post the one that explains the proportions
Got into kr with W myself, yet Fourze is also my all time favorite, followed by Blade and Kuuga.
This has too many layers now
what does her hair look like under the hat? is it just bangs? this is bugging me way too much to be attractive, please someone explain this
Make me. I'll wait.
kek
Kek
OH MY GOD, HE'S GOD
which kr is this one?
That's not kr, that's Metal Heroes. Haven't watched any of those except for the modern Space Sheriff Sharivan movie, but Sharivan had a red suit, so I'm gonna assume that's from the original Space Sheriff Sharivan TV show from the 1980's.
go green
:(
What the fuck they just walk down a path the whole time? Literally soulless.
did they lure him off the edge with food or something. dogs aren't this retarded
Whats this from?
Only a woman would stick fire in an animals face and expect it to pucker it's lips and blow the candle out.
Someone answer me RIGHT NOW
>wh*teoids
It's called a geoduck (pronounced gooey duck).
It's a kind of clam, and it's supposedly delicious. They grow in the west coast so I have no fucking clue why that asian girl is there.
I'm with you man, I'm waiting for an answer myself.
Why would they use the same one over and over?
kek
nice
From the thumbnail I thought it was supposed to be Heihachi from tekken.
>third world monkey lures a dog to it's death for fun
Fallout 4 Dialogue works better.
this reminds me of a manga that has a horse tail worm as a big bad
by asking the people who survived dumdum.
>what was being on fire just now like?
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Took me a second good god
Dogs are literally that retarded.
Everything can be retarded.
As time progress, the odds of something retarded happening approaches 1. It's a statistical certainty.
Poor sea doggo
Isn't the west coast full of asians? Isn't that where they had to outlaw opium dens back in the day because all the asians would cross the ocean and set up shop there?
>dolphin dives through window to Catch major major
good fucking book
dumb people who can't swim
fuck marnie
what happened?
Crocodiles?
no breath meter
I dont get it.
>Killer Marathon.jpg
He fucking crushed that ball
this, on top of it being a feature from the series it "borrowed" practically everything from, is why it makes 0 sense people being shown on the map isn't a default/non-modded feature for SV.
Could've been enticed by a smell or something or just didn't know about the drop. Happened before.
atlasobscura.com
>high level zones outside low level towns
This is literally true, though. The entire reason the electoral college system was created was so that slave states would be overrepresented in presidential elections.
lol
filename ideas?
lol that's pretty good
doesn't happen much outside of /g/ though, right?
5000 decibels
I want a bane cutout
>Number two
>HL3
i dont get it
Based Florida Man.
Yea Forums used to go absolutely INSANE if they saw VLC screenshots, but I guess that was before the board got overrun with streamfags.
Closed webm at 0:05
Pretty much every vertebrate is weak to being gripped by the neck
I closed the webm. How does it end? He breaks his legs...right
Nah, I can't stand that stuff but I skipped to the end to see the aftermath and he get up fine.
god fucking damnit this fucking show
Do people even post that clip anymore?
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Not this time, old friend... Not this time.
That moose looks like CGI.
>"Looks like we've got company"
in game developer easter egg, a signature in other words.
name it
makes sense, most of the /mpv/ threads on /g/ are anime oriented
I don't get it
Easier than making a new one from scratch, and you don't have to worry about legal issues, anachronisms, or inappropriate content like you would if using a real paper.
Ah
>not just not painting it, solving an all-white rubik's cube
what a fuckin dummy
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH
>Colossus Slain
It makes more sense in context.
Good.
accurate
Believe it or not, lots of film studios in in Hollywood rent their props, whether for television or movies.
In this case, they're probably all renting their newspapers from the same prop place.
>Wanting 2B when you can have PETER
Clever name
>Solving the Gordian Knot
>Clever name
what is it with every asian cunt using filters in their dumbass eating videos. You can clearly see it warp the dick clam
major league baseball featuring ken griffey jr
>Murrlogic Wet Dream
SEND MORE PARAMEDICS
same here actually, it wasnt a problem until the first guy pointed it out but now its bugging me. cant reverse search webms either
Kek
They're probably lazy and used this hair and removed the back part.
This is so cool.
What show is that
Why is this so satisfying to watch
how difficult/how much time does it take to recover from something like this?
I like how this wasn't even self-defense, she just decided she was gonna fuck up a goose, probably as retaliation for something that happened earlier.
What?
I knew something was up. thanks mate, now i can go to bed.
why the fuck do they do this to these people
>modern gaming
R8 my name
underrated
Ok, this one's a mystery to me.
>Spoony_at_an_intersection.gif
They're not forced mate, they're doing it because they want to. It's the special olympics or something.
>Jerma and Ster make a GTA video
Damn joosten got joosy
Two of mine have thumbnails, the rest are traffic cones. I don't know why.
Jesus the guy next to him is walking via his ankles
Seems cruel to race like that
fucking fine filename though
What the ever-living fuck-ra am I looking at?
>png (1.26 MB
Rating: fail
>shotgun to head
>99%
what happens the other 1%
Needs a name
which is it...
viewing losses in theater mode
I got Just Cause 2 because it was like a buck on steam and it feels cheaper than a flash game. everything imaginable sucks, and i dropped it after a painful hour or so where i waited for it to get good. is the whole series like that? a silly open world shooter with fun physics sounds great but 2 felt like swimming in your own feces while being yelled at by an obnoxious hispanic life guard who keeps throwing handfuls of ants at me and asking me to fight them with a gun someone else aims for me that makes barely any noise. is 3 any better? i hear really bad stuff about 4.
day at the races
They're all kind of sloppy, but the controls are different. I thought the on-foot movement and shooting was better in 3 and 4, but 4's the only one with halfway decent vehicle controls.
wtf were they smoking when they wrote that movie?
SHOT WIDE
10/10
God I wish that was me
wtf i want ice cream now
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and a very tricky turkish man too
theyre clearly forced into it since they have no real ability to refuse to participate
>and a very tricky turkish man too
Don't we all?
>Megatonne the Hell Express
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
this one now has 2 jokes as of last week
They're not braindead, they just have muscular dystrophy or something.
Deltarune
nice
Legitimately pretty cool
fuck off they are close enough to brain dead to warrant this being cruelty especially since they also have no shame so they dont know they are being laughed at
>picture taken moments before Sony intervenes.png
wew
Oh yeah you know so much cause you interviewed each one of them, right? Fuck off. Having some weird fucking muscle disease has nothing to do with your mental capacity or ability to understand social situations.
this
With a nice sound system and a bigger in game screen, this could actually be pretty fucking cool. Like having a movie theater in your house.
What an asshole
DaS?
shut the fuck up
they are literal retards period and they shouldnt be put on display to be gawked at
Why do females taste so good/v/ros?
There's only room for one Boss...
And one Snake...
Those shifty eyes.
I got a three-day ban some weeks ago for posting this image, which apparently is NSFW. Fuck modern Yea Forums, man
Made me laugh.
Then why do you keep posting user?
Fire Force
and use saucenao next time
the blacks in the fgc are usually nerdy social outcasts just like the whiteys. punk is an actual autist with a lisp and ugly face, smug has an ugly face that his beard helps cover up now, sonicfox is a narcissistic gay furry who can't keep himself clean (his face is full of acne)
babies
Fuck Geese!!
>coworkers start talking about video games
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Fuck I just came to this.
>quitting a gacha
You're the retard here. They've got Cerebral Palsy. It's just affects their brain's connections to their muscles, not the brain itself.
Needs a filename
>holden rodeo
legend
>he doesn't have Icaros
>japanese vs western games
What game are they asking about?
voting with your wallet in a nutshell
fucking lol
It was Half-Life. It's from the last episode of the Freeman's Mind Machinima series.
Whats this flatchested whore up to anyways?
>BioCunt Replaced
sauce
I might be completely wrong but It might be this one river where the surface looks calm but the current below is extremely dangerous.
youtube.com
Piranhas?
If you don’t understand how Anglo political culture has followed the roundhead/cavalier dichotomy since William the Conqueror showed up, and that the American political experiment was a way to manage that essential internecine conflict (one that continues to this day), don’t try to enlighten anybody with your understanding of history. We all took high school history, thanks for your contribution.
>only has one shoe after the fall
w-what?
Dumb footfag.
>Setting self on fire
>95 agony
holy shit, those Buddhist monks have nerves of steel to just sit there on fire like that.
is that the actual song or are they just walking and talking?
that doesn't explain why she only has one shoe on you halfwit.
Having a diminished control of your muscles has nothing to do with your intelligence.
nice
to let you know youre retarded
you clearly dont know it and would most likely be a part of the special olympics if someone put you in it
retarded means "reduced effectiveness" which is literally what they are
both of you fuck off
>tripfag enters the thread
those people are more succesful than you will ever be.
>terraria lakes
First, it's the paralympics, not the special olympics. You can figure that out pretty easily if you yandex the thumbnail.
Second, if you get your leg cut off you're at "reduced effectiveness" at walking but that doesn't mean you're retarded. Idiot. Their disability is with their brain-muscle connections, not the brain itself.
It's the song. Also, "Can You Feel The Love Tonight" is sung during the daytime.
>if you yandex the thumbnail
u wot comrade
no one is laughing at them user that would be offensive. No one is at the special Olympics with the intent of laughing at any child there that is gifted.
the wikipedia page says their white matter gets fucked during pregnancy
they are brain retarded too
this also implies they are unable to think farther ahead that a few seconds and just go along with whatever their care taker makes them do such as participate in that kind of spectacle
get 4chanx
incredibly underrated
Everyone took high school history, but given the lies spread out, a lot of people flunked int.
Notice it it's only former slave states that bitch about not abolishing the electoral college?
right is absoluteky SOULLESS.
Read the title
>But it just says Burry
The title is not the filename
solid kek
project harder loser
white matter in THE BRAIN is fucked AT BIRTH
they are retarded and yes being disabled means you have become retarded at walking though no one these days would call someone retarded for losing a limb
What the fuk
It's the platform that promotes customisation.
What am I actually looking at in that last frame?
During the 1.7 minutes you take to die from it, apparently.
Ah, yes. Montana, the notorious slave haven. *adjusts glasses* Mhm mhm. Good, yes, I see it all now, perfectly.
and yours is a repost with the joke altered to be more generic
yes, because of lobotomy corp.
Go Reds
>Not a C&C:G Technical quote
You had one job, the death animation is even spot on.
accurate
what
maybe you could post a funny filename gif i dunno
>when I'm someplace else
>I should be here then too
Fucking wizards humblebragging about their clones.
why did she point it at herself?
>altered to be more generic
Hyperspecific jokes that only you understand are the bane of filename threads
as if you need to know the fucking story, it's obviously a cut there is more going on and there is someone else there. A different span of time she doesn't just immediately fall through she is rummaging around up there for a minute and probably loses it up there in the drop ceiling.
This is fucking rad.
AND HE SCOoOoORES! ON THE LAST PLAY OF THE GAME!
I never playd 2, but I have seen people comment before that 2 was weird and disappointing. I found JC3 for 5 bucks used, and I loved it. I played through the whole game, ended up getting a Platinum trophy. Then I noticed that the platinum trophy get percentage was something crazy low like 0.3%. So maybe I'm weird and just really liked the game and no one else did. I had a lot of fun with it.
ill post one of my old ones and leave it at that
i still think people shouldnt be put on display like that though
Pitcher having a well earned victory animation there.
for split second she couldnt resist putting it in her mouth but she overcame it
I love Coming to America. I haven't seen it in a very long time.
The bane of filename threads is 90% of the posts being faggots reposting the same shit they found funny before or reposting the same shitty thing they made because no one responded to it the last 20 times and they still hope someone will bite.
they did Furious Fernando dirty
Japanese devs vs western devs vs indian devs
nice
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He's gonna be getting shit about that for the rest of his life.
>you have the bomb
Anyone who wouldn't take those formerly conjoined twins is retarded.
lol
His pinky is so fucking fat it took me a second to realise the ring wasn't on his right hand's index finger.
"swimming lessons"
lesson one, blacks sink
KEK
dude. Chill. The special olympics was formed for the express purpose of giving the differently abled a chance to compete and be in the limelight, not for people to gawk at them. They're very passionate about equality and shit and would be fuming at that accusation you're making, although given your posting style you seem like a perfect fit for the special olympics.
jesus christ wtf
Those guys are from some brown country in Asia though. Probably India, judging by how they autistically video 3 half-naked men swimming together. They all died thankfully.
fak
The what?
in which case you would be wrong seeing as how SO participants cant even shit post
those SO officals would only condemn my comments because they would stand to lose funding and legitimacy
there is almost no equality there, just a spectacle to make money off of - at best, funding for more "le research"
you can fuck right off with the rest since you clearly only want to start more shit after everyone else stopped giving a shit
go to bed, iskeai is waiting for you
Check how their prison system works, it's essentially a modern day slave state
you're such a fuckhead. Jesus Christ. Get off Yea Forums because I'm pretty sure it's giving you some kind of autism that you can't comprehend that someone might be genuine, and not either ironic or having an evil motivation behind their actions.
youtube.com
Obligatory
im the fuck head for stating an opinion and having some internet loser wag my finger at me saying "they arent really retarded you should watch what you say"
get the fuck out loser
>The one hitler in the back roman saluting over and over
Is that Ted Danson?
I'm saying that they are retarded and that they want to be there. Just because we laugh at how weird they look doesn't mean that is the intention. It might be hard for you but try to look at it from the perspective of someone who leaves their room more than once a month.
how?
>VRChat on St. Patrick's day
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