T-Virus

fuck this guy in the ass while he fucks the other guy in the ass

You're all rotting flesh zombies now
It depends, do you really think societies and militaries could deal with a resident evil level zombie threat?

Burn them and pretend I didn't so I can ransom off the now-empty vials back to Umbrella

>Cute bunny herm girls
My perfect heaven

Can I get enough money from selling them to buy a self sufficient houseboat?

hmm are we still running a train on eachother as zombies?

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Burning the virus samples makes the virus airborne

>herm
almost. replace herm with brown

>What do you do with them?

>one in the middle east
>one in mexico
>one in reserve

Is there a reason to have those DNA-like glass tubes, or is it just to look cool?

Tyrants have really really really big chromosomes

What would happen if they were buried deep underground or thrown in a volcano?

>or thrown in a volcano
Zombie volcano.

>zombie volcanos

Make a big titty licker or tyrant gf and fuck her everyday.

oh shit, we're doomed

release them, obviously

let this clown world burn

>Launch a missile with them targeting brazil
>nothing changes

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Check the local obituary daily until a pretty girl dies.
The night after she's buried go to the cemetery and dig her grave, inject her with one vial and acquire zombie wife.

try to infect as many birds as I can then just have fun

I buy a ball-gag, a bondage hood, some oven mitts and a roll of duct tape.

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not familiar with Resident Evil but i know of it because MVC, does this turn me into Wesker or lame ugly mook zombie if i drink it?

Feed a dog with all three

Why would you want a zombie gf

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no fucking way humanity will not wipe a zombie threat.
for starters, we know how to deal with that, and knowledge is power, also be sure that in real life goverments or countries wouldnt give a fuck about nuking other countries or parts of their own countries to get rid of that, and then throw napalm on the ruins of it, just to be sure.

Lame zombie mook, unless you're one of the 1 in a million with a genetic compatibility to turn into a tyrant.
more likely "best case scenario" you have the genetic compatibility to turn into a crimson head zombie and then a licker and so can actually have sex again, with other lickers, which have no skin and exposed brains.

Wesker had a special virus that only worked on him because he was ALREADY a genetically engineered kid.
And even then they retconned it so he needed constant injections to keep his body in balance with the virus to avoid having health problems out of it.

Because they're cute!

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Lame ugly mook, pic related. 99% of the time the viruses turn people into body horror "the thing" monsters

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depends what do they do

Why would you design a container like that?

Israel

Okay, here's the issue man.

its NOT a zombie threat-- The zombie threat is fucking easy to deal with.
The problem is that literally every non-human organism gets Super steroids from the virus (unlike humans).
Ticks will grow into 3 foot tall monsters with the same breeding level. Earth worms will turn into the Tremors worms. Ect.

The virus is virtually impossible to contain because every other species besides Humans will mutate into an enormous homocidal monster and it will infect EVERYTHING.

The area will literally become a horrific hellscape in days. Zombies will be the LEAST of your worries.

I dig a really deep hole, carefully place the vials into the hole, inside of a steel safe, fill the hole, and then go home to wash my hands.

Necrophilia is wrong though!
What's this from?

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>find highest bidder
>live the rest of my days like a god

>user unleashes a genocidal supervirus
>nothing happens because user never goes outside or interacts with anyone else

Why not just make a fire and pour the virus into it?
The T-virus is still a *virus* and will get destroyed by things like high heat or whatnot.

>for all of the next seven days the world exists before some tard releases it.

I'd be too afraid to open them at all. I also forgot to mention that I would bury it in the middle of a desert, make sure nobody saw me do it, and never tell anyone about what I did.

It can re-animate dead tissue, it's possible burning it just makes it into a gas

Infect as many water supplies as possible.

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Because the people running umbrellas are literally stupid evil incarnate, and most of them WANT the world to get destroyed in a zombie plague.

they just expect they'll turn themselves into some "Superior lifeform" first to rule over the... zombies I guess.

Juggle em.

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buy an indestructible/impenetrable safe and throw the virus into the mariana trench

If burning it didn't deactivate it then the methods used to contain it in the past (Nuking Raccoon city and Orbital lasering that ocean city, the US government firebombing tall oaks) wouldn't have worked.

As they contained the viruses, it can safely assumed that high heat seems to work normally to destroy the virus.

I never understood why umbrella execs are just so goddam evil, even to the point where it fucks them over by turning them into mindless freaky monsters

honestly? ok.
3 vials of this shit going missing from some military bio company would be extremely high profile. if i came into possession of them it would be by some sheer miracle like them falling out of the sky. I would contact the DoD and try explaining the situation to them see if I can get them to buy it off me and if not I'd disappear to russia and sell it to them for big american dollars.

Do you want zombie giant squids? because that's how you GET zombie giant squids!

Send them to Madagascar.

revive Epstein

Give them to China and watch as they usher in a new age of genetically engineered supremacy.

More like
>Launch them at Australia
>Nobody notices anything's different

LOL just got a notification from my government that theyre shutting everything down

Australia isn't that bad

So that it breaks super easily, allowing its contents to disperse into a mystifyingly unsound ventilation system.

Imagine being both villain and hero.

Founded by insane eugenists who basically wanted to turn themselves immortal from the getgo with a super virus they found in africa.
The corporation was basically started from the getgo with the "Mutate me into an immortal freak" as its goal, and literally the stuff that makes sense is a BYPRODUCT of that goal to get investors.

Its like if a bunch of furries started researching how to mutate people into half animal hybrids, but tried to play it off as for military super soldier purposes instead of so they could yiff.

Its literally mother nature screaming at us "WHY WON'T YOU LEAVE YET?!" while humanity continues on unaware.

>not holding the world hostage and demanding all degenerates burn at the stake or else

fucking furries man is there no limits to their perversion

A nuke is a little bit different than just “high heat”, user. Maybe try reading a book. Or at least Wikipedia.

We need all the help we can get to fight the Zombie Volcanoes.

You'd need the C virus for that. That's the one which lets you basically program a new form in and reclone people into your fetish without turning them into a zombie, like Simmons did with his Ada knock off.

And good GOD do I wish that was something I was making up, Six and the C virus was so fucking stupid.

one in the heart of tel-aviv, one at mecca during the pilgrimage, one in beijing.

Wait, could lickers reproduce naturally or was that something they needed genetic engineering to get right?

It was kinda hot though

The initial Lickers that were created from the Crimson Head evolution were unable to reproduce. Wesker and Tricell managed to design a variant that could rapidly breed and retained combat effectiveness.

put it on a container fill the container with cum

You would think such a large and advanced corporation would take care of the dangerous things they create so they don't bring about the apocalypse.

All a nuke does is produce an extremely large amount of heat and concussive force. Its not some black magical force element.

Its LITERALLY just "high heat". Additionally, I used the word "Nuke" as a semantic for how they dealt with it, it wasn't actually a nuke just non-nuclear thermobaric bombs.

third post, nice. but not fast enough

Just get the G virus as well and mix them together, Turned Morpherus Duvall into a near indestructable fem-tyrant.

"Yo frank, how about we take some zombie mutants and get them to start having sex? That sound like a good business strat to you?
I'll get the pron showing in the containment cells, you start recording, see if they react"

>Sex: Male
?

Imagine a porn genre based around zombies and mutants having sex.

figure out how to dispose of it in a way it never gets out. fuck that shit

he had to do something special for that, you couldn't just inject them both at the same time, you needed to make the T-G virus first.

And they had to make multiple versions of that, the first one they infected a tyrant with had its body start fighting itself so it didn't get all the benefits.

Ironically not that far off from the actual document in Resident Evil 5. Apparently Wesker was curious if it was a possibility and Tricell took the stance of "Can we" rather than "Should we" on the matter.

It was heavily implied in Dead Aim that Morpheus was either a woman who had a sex change into a male, or a man who was modifying his body to be more feminine. Based on what the T+G virus ended up turning him into, I would not be surprised at the first one.

>mexico
are you retarded?

I put one in the Activision head office.
I put another in the EA head office.
I put the final one in Ubisoft's head office.

New gaming golden age has arrived, you're welcome.

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>inject her with one vial and acquire zombie wife.
you are going to get some Birkin level shit user, you aint fucking her, she is going to fuck you.

Open one in California, other in Israel and keep the other just in case.

>a world purged of EA, Activision, and Ubishit
only good post in the whole thread

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I can hear the banjo and pet possum from here.

>sell off one serum vial
>build an underground super lab with the mega profits generated
>hire a bunch of amoral boffins
>engineer a Mrs X
>marry Mrs X
>spend the rest of my life playing a very sexual game of tag

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release it in israel

Why is she making that face
Also, who the fuck are you gonna sell it to that has enough money to build an underground super lab

I was gonna ask what you would do if the billionaire/ trillionaire you sell it to would try to ruin your fun by starting an actual apocalypse, but it sounds like your plan involves giving up on the surface world entirely, so eh, fuck it, I guess they can do whatever they want with it if your super shelter is secure enough.

Well OP said it's the T-virus so worst thing that can happen is she becomes a Tyrant. Or is that the best thing...?

I can hear the estrogens inside you.

Bill Gates. Jeffrey Bezos prior to his divorce, Bernard Arnault, etc. There are options, and one of the guys on this list has to have big enough and evil enough secret ambitions to have need for a super plague that they can blame on whatever they choose, from political opponents to claiming the zombies are the result of a competing company testing pharmaceuticals.

Or just sell it to Putin, Kim Jong Un, or Xi Jinping. They'd all love to toss that vial at the US and they'd pay big money.

Get a lot of grizzly bears, put them inside of a rocket, send it into space with the vials, hundreds of grizzly bears, and a rabid raccoon, and wait. And do all of this so they only get infected after the rocket is already airborne, and have it reinforced enough so they only get close to breaking out after its left the atmosphere.

Gotta build that wall user, its the only way to stop the zombie mexicans from getting over.

Still surprised they haven't had a female tyrant in the series just for fetish reasons.

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throw them at jews

>BUTWHY.jpg

use them on farm animals and watch the world burn

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Humans: 1
Aliens: 0

All you need is like a drop to make her into a zombie

How over the screech of the racoon your mom's preparing for din-dins? It's not like backwoods trailers have thick walls.

>Why is she making that face
she is going to give you smooches until you die.

You'll die too, idiot, and become a putrid rotting zombie

It does seem like that outside of maybe Andrew Ashford, every other member of Umbrella's upper echelon were either psychopaths or demented pragmatist.

>Spencer: Planned to kill everyone on the planet outside of himself and his loyal Wesker children. Using the progenitor virus, he planned to make himself immortal.

>Marcus: Demented scientist who was more focused on the virus's potential as a weapon than the busissness end of Umbrella. Actively infected his own interns, outside of his favorites Wesker and Birkins. After his death, the Leech Queen he experimented as came back with his unhinged personality, a genocidal madman who wanted to watch the world burn for interfering in his research.

>Sergei: Worked with Spencer in hopes of potentially reviving the U.S.S.R with the power of the Umbrella, thought of himself as a rival to Albert Wesker, despite being a genetic failure.

>Vincent Goldman: Sadistic Pragmatist that wanted to be rewarded and recoginized by Umbrella. Found a way to mass produce Tyrants for a fraction of the European branches cost. By extracting a certain pheromone the brain secretes while a young adolescent is in fear, they can effectively produce a Tyrant without additional modification. All that is required is that the patient is alive as the substances is being torn from their brains. His own staff recommended at least using some anesthetics to make the process far less painful for the subjects, but that would reduce the yield minorly. Umbrella themselves thought he was to edgy for them.

>Morpheus Duvall: A demented executive of Umbrella that was used as a scapegoat for the Racoon City crisis. He planned to fire missiles with the T-virus at both the U.S and China unless they agreed to pay him billions and to allow him to create his own paradise in Madagascar. After being fatally wounded, he somehow was able to use the T+G virus to become the most dangerous Tyrant ever produced to that point, while also retaining his personality.

I sell it to Chinese government.

Release the first in a controlled environment and use the footage to threaten the world governments into paying me money to destroy the other. Keep the last one to be released in times square as a deadman's switch for when I inevitably get assassinated.

Send them to Jack and see what he recipe he cooks with them.

I guess you have to make the big bad mooks come from somewhere

How would you stop elite military forces from blowing your fucking head off before you can react?

>Genetic failure
>Literally the reason they were able to make tyrants viable

Sergei was a literal winning lottery ticket for them. Instead of having to run an island to torture prepubescent boys to death (Which, while better than before, still wasn't a viable long term strat) they could just clone him and use his clones as Tyrant bases.

Finding someone with the genetic compatibility for creating tyrants so you can just inject the T virus without jumping through hoops is WORLDS more valuable than any other trait, at least from a business perspective (Especially since that island of boy torture ended up predictably ending up destroyed).

On that note, that game still seems hard to take as cannon given how sweepers were literally BOW gold but never came up again. You literally have intelligent command following Gun wielding zombie monkeys that you can sell, those things are 10 times better than Hunters.

Send one to Bethesda Game Studios with a note:
>"This is for 76."

I'll gladly die if thats what it takes for this clown society to reset.

Hey OP

That looks...
That looks like a
[Spoiler]that looks like a snake[/spoiler]

youtube.com/watch?v=oAMzdMKCUKI

Imagine zombie emus

It did always seem odd that Umbrella would never utilize the Sweeper models ever again after than incident. Not only do they appear to be relatively functional as expendable soldiers, but they can not be traced either with their suits being designed to disintegrate themselves and the BOW once they are killed. Those things could also pass for being human in the right circumstances, making them quite useful for security work. This is Umbrella though, cancel that project and just make another Tyrant model, those always come out just fine.

California. That is all.

Africa, India, South America.

How the fuck should I know? Nothing's airtight enough to safely get rid of them and breaking them triggers zombie apocalypse, I also can't call authorities or something cause they'd shoot me by order of Umbrella for even having them. I can't pour it down the drain because it'd infect the water supply, I have no idea how to get rid of the virus inside the vials either. I'd need to wrap them in bubble wrap and stuff them into a safe buried in cement or something.

Dig a hole, fill it with wet concrete, put them in and bury it. At least if there's an outbreak it wont be in my lifetime.

or zombie tasmanian devils
youtu.be/E3RjAh8PRTQ

drop bears

i'm talkin' baaaaseball

Give them to Christopher Robin and have him throw them into the sun.

This, just make sure the vials are protected first with a padded case or something and that the hole is beyond remote. I'm talking New Mexico desert or way out in the mountains where people would have no real leads and they can mimic the movie Holes for years and never find the plague you hid away for humanity's sake.

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Lick it. Looks delicious.

shoot my cum inside them

This movie sucks.

Launch them into Tel Aviv, Berlin, and San Francisco.

Fags deserve it.

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its because the game is written by a hack.

i wonder if the government would try to capture/kill you or just let you stay at home and they'd quaranteen you inside.

a nuke is literally just a manmade sun for a fraction of a second.

Gimme just regular bunny women and I'm sold.

It's a shame too, since everything else about the C-virus like dudes growing insect limbs and heads wherever they get damaged, or turning into different monsters entirely, was a cool concept. Then the plot made all those decimated cities and dead people result from a guy's crush on Ada.

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>world ALSO purged of California and most of France

It would have been cool if they played it up more as a horror type deal, but the infectees were made explicitly weak to melee attacks to try and shill their new system, meaning you could literally go juggernaut on them.

Like, they tried to portray the infectees as tactical, which is nice and all, but they just didn't come off as threatening enough.

fission≠fusion

Destroy them with heat

up my butt.

release them into israel,africa and drink the final vial

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big ball of heat = big ball of heat

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You act like that's a bad thing.

Not really, too rapidly infectious, too lethal, and designed specifically in mind to be not too hard to clean up by a dedicated military force. Ideally you infect your enemy, and then have your troops comb over whatever's left in a mop-up op

A single Special Forces squad alone took out five Tyrants in the Raccoon City shitshow scrabble by everyone to get a copy of G

a special forces with a entrenched RAIL GUN.

Are you talking about the DEMON SWORD OF PARACELSUS?
True though, though better than getting blown up by an eighteen year old UAV gunner
youtu.be/bXsyOtrquAA?t=83

The only real large-scale threat in the RE universe are the freak cases like Wesker or Saddler that move in, subvert the locals, and start playing the long game. Maybe Natalia too but it's been a while since I played Rev2 so I'm not too sure about how it ended with the hole consciousness sharing stuff

sell them to some dumb company and make my own island

Unleash it on the developers of REimagining 2.