Legend of Zelda

What do you want in the new BOTW

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I'm pretty sure it's been proven that only faggots and women are more into the porn and art of this game, especially since I feel like a lot of them want to get BLACKED by Ganon, also notice how in this picture Ganon is depicted as some giant muscle dude with a fucking nipple ring and what I'm assuming is like loli zelda blushing while looking at Ganon.

I guarantee you either a girl or a gay dude made this comic.

Not shit dungeons.

>Ganondorf got all of his angst out in BotW when he put everything into the final cycle-breaking attempt
>He's actually really chill and a bro now
>You work with him dealing with some weird cult doing fucked up shit around Hyrule
>At the end it turns out the cult is trying to re-implant his evil curse so he tries to take over the world again
>You have to fight your bro to save the world
>You manage to defeat him but he doesn't die and the curse doesn't take root again
>You get to bro out with Ganondorf again
>You have to watch over him each generation to make sure it doesn't happen again like Soma Cruz in Castlevania
>Bros for eternity

I want a similar but decidedly unique experience from it's predecessor, just like MM was to OoT

I'm down with this too

no duh a chick drew the comic.

state some more obvious facts as if it makes you look insightful

the only good zelda porn is trap link

Why, I want to fuck Ganondorf.

More Zelda NTR

Her being alive

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Non empty landscapes

Lol you wouldn't be able to fuck Ganondorf. He's the one that would be fucking you.

>especially since I feel like a lot of them want to get BLACKED by Ganon,
as if you wouldn't want to get GREENED by a 7'6" evil king who wears a mean suit of leather armor if you had ovaries

More items than 3.

Have you ever looked at a black dude and thought of a QT white girl getting pounded in the ass repeated by him.

More Gerudo abs.

Is it the red hair that makes Ganondorf attractive?

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Sorry user but ganondorf is a big beefy power bottom who rides big dicked twinks, deal with it

>another cvmbrain thread

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This is all I want

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Fug off, old north is based

why are you afraid of your dick user?

Based. Friendly reminder that pic related is the endgame for combrians

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It's the huge muscles.

473682949

why is this loser trying so hard to fit in with reddit?

That lynel looking over on the far-off cliff kills me every time I see this

Nah, is more like that.
>If dorf doesn't take the curse back, Demise will return more powerful than ever.
>Dorf accepts his fate.
>Link and Zelda swear they will find a way to break the curse for good, even if it takes shitloads of reincarnations.

i look better than you kid keep your projection to yourself

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Link to be a manly man again.

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What does that even have to do with the subject? If you look good as a male, then you surely won't look good if you decide to be a tranny, that's just how it is. A good looking male makes an awful looking tranny, so if your point was that you'd look good as a tranny, then you're beyond retarded. No matter the case, you're retarded. Unless you're a cute twink that would make a cute tranny, which then means you surely beat my argument.

You gotta admit that shit's pretty gay man

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ITT cūmbrains

Did mods filter gamer or something or is this a new shit meme

What the actual fuck lmao
>blatant pol bait allowed to get hundreds of replies
>Week old meme needs to get filtered IMMIDIATELY

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Get your mind out of the gutter, It's an honorable sport of martial prowess.

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>Just slap his fucking nuts
Oh those are his nuts

not that

I find faggots to be disgusting. But I really wish we got more manly link like the one we had in twilight princess, guy made me want to be a homo

I want the water to be the best dungeon in the game
>no handholding, keep it like BotW
>Playable Zelda
>More Status Effects
>Like Likes
>Escort Quests possibly
>I want to date a Zora and Bird girl.
>I want to marry a Gerudo

if you weren't an incel you'd know how to get around wordfilters lol, please have sex

That sounds cool, what if you could play as ganon in post game

>pope john

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stop user.

Bigger dungeons/caves, underwater sections. More elaborate quests/quest chains. More than three mob types. A "buddy" system where you can have other NPCs travel/fight with you.

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Yea Forums was extremely unimpressed when the scriptkiddy forcing it tried to bot-spam it, same deal as /g/ being the board to get fed up and filter onions when *dab* party rockers WHIRRRR levels of shitposting started happening there

He's a green fantasy arab/pig demon, not a nog.

Actually something to do.

Last night, my wife and I had our neighbor, a very cute young woman, over for a threesome. After about an hour of fucking, we were ready to finish. My neighbor was 69ing with me and I had my legs back so my wife could eat my ass during. At the same time that I came, I let out an enormous fart right in my wife's face and little pieces of shit flew out. It was the best moment of my life.

Post a selfie if you're so handsome

>A "buddy" system where you can have other NPCs travel/fight with you.
this, and make it not tied to amiibo this time

WHY DOES HE HAVE SUCH TIIIIIIINY AAAAARMS??

but ganondorf is a jew so his evil is ingrained and cant be removed. the curse doesnt make him evil it gives him power

Heres your new link bro

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Nah, seen the rest of the art. Artist just likes to draw Zelda and Link as chibi sometimes in these, and sometimes as their regular selves.

Why do words that trigger incels always get heavy handed censorship compared to /pol/ meme words?

Where do I learn about Zelda lore without having to play the trash 2d games?

something to actually do that's not the same 4 shrines or putting a rock into a space for korok seeds

wikia or zelda lore videos, there are plenty of channels for that

playing the 3d games
reading the manuals of the older ones
stop posting bait

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>2d games
>trash
You are a nigger