Who would you rather hang out with Yea Forums?
Progressive Arthur Morgan?
Or
Conservative John Marston?
Progressive Arthur VS Conservative John
Gavin Brown
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Elijah Cox
Communist Dutch
Ryan James
Alive Morgan
Carter Torres
John has a personality beyond
>Are you sure about this Dutch?
Evan Martinez
Arthur has more personality than john actually
Tyler Sanders
How is John Conservative? Regardless, John all day hes still my favourite vidya character i've played as
Noah Rodriguez
Arthur came off as conservative to me. Also I'd much rather hang out with Arthur.
Michael Allen
>Muh Natives are right
>Muh Stronk Women
>She kill us all derp
>Muh help the feminists
Arthur was a bith 3 quarters of the game. The sicker and skinner he became the more of a faggot he became, which is true to real life I guess. John was just a family man, plain and simple, will go through hell for them, and still come out smiling as long as they are ok
Jeremiah Carter
John obviously he has a bigger cock
Colton Nguyen
*doubt*
Benjamin Hughes
Are you sure about that user?
David Miller
John:
>works for the governemt
>helps the sherrif
>is a bounty hunter
>gets his old gang members without being emotional
>delivers that spic in cold blood (no oh that poor mexican bullshit) javier is portrayed as a rat
>didnt give a fuck about the poor native americans struggle
>understands that the gang life was a lie and dutch is a dick
>stares down the man who betrayed him
>is not afraid of dying, jumps into thegovernment soldiers like a madman
>isnt negative to religion
>the talk between the pastor and the girl made him think
>didnt made fun of the christian girl in the desert
>protected the nuns from being robbed by irish
>kills zombies with mother superior, gets a cross necklace as a present
>wants to get married before god
>has a daughter in heaven
>chosed the humble and hard working life as a family man
>"Blessed are the peacemakers"
>mfw
Jackson Wright
Forgot
>keeps his women in check
>teaches his son the necessary things to be a man
Kevin Bennett
They're both fucking dead and they died on the altar of postmodernist satire, what does it fucking matter?
Luke Walker
John Marston
>Family Man
>Loyal
>determined
>Tears apart everyone in his way
>Doesn't give a shit about who's in front of him, wants his family back.
>Arthur Morgan
>Muh All powerful natives
>Muh hostility to white men for no reason
>Muh reverence for darkies
>EEEK! GIRL STRONG EEEK
Arthur probably didn't even have Tuberculosis, he probably just died from stupid bitch syndrome.
Carter Smith
Trust me, I have a plan.
Benjamin Hall
>t. Colm O’Driscoll
Neck yourself scum.
Adrian Bell
Also arthur
>cant get over his oneitis
>gets used by her to do stuff for her
>lets his son die, didnt really care for him
>is in love with minorities
>acts all tough but at the face of death he almost cryied (john did show no emotions in his final stand)
>kills and robs people and wonders why the world dont want them no more
>ooga booga cilivication bad
Liam Cruz
>helping people makes you a faggot
I think you’re a bit too immature to handle this game user. They include the age rating on the front for a reason.
Ethan Bennett
>feminists
>people
Pick one.
Robert Wood
>a 32 S&W well I dunno bout that partner. I once saw a fella take five shots from another fella weldin a gun that fires that and the other fella that got hit five times, pulls out a good'old Colt revolver. Shoots the other fella one time, one time I tell ya and guess what? The guy went down in one shot and the man holstered his fine iron back in his belt and look on over at me and tilt his hat and said 'have a fine day friend!" And waltz on off. Wanna know what the ammo he used on the fella that fired five times and died on one hit? Hehehe well lemme tell you what, it was nothin else but your good'old fashion 45 Long Colt. That's right partner, a 45 Long Colt did the job in one while the 32 S&W couldn't even take the fella down in five hits to the chest. So I donno about yourself but I would say the 45 Long Colt is a mighty fine ammo to stick in any man's iron on their hips.
Lincoln Watson
Based
Carson Jackson
John is a cuck so Arthur because he’s a chad.
Lincoln Bennett
JUST ONE MORE THREAD, Yea Forums. 500 MORE REPLIES, A FEW DOZEN MORE (You)S, AND WE'LL BE OUT OF GOOKMOOT'S HAIR FOREVER. WE'LL GO WHERE THE JANNIES CAN *NEVER* FIND US, I JUST NEED (You) TO HAVE SOME GOD. DAMN. FAITH.
Dylan Turner
John was just a weak man who wanted strength.
Arthur was just a strong man who wanted compassion.
Leo Peterson
Red Harlow, the only red dead protagonist not to die.
Adrian Moore
>Muh Natives are right
One of his best friends was half black half native
>Muh Stronk Women
He doesn't really think like this. He didn't take Sadie seriously in the beginning.
Levi Walker
Is that down syndrome arthur
Lucas Mitchell
dilate
Michael Lopez
based.
Chase Collins
But he is the ultra cuck though?
Andrew Martin
How?
Ayden Gray
He doesn't keep the money
Easton Gray
RDR truly was from a better time. It's a fucking disgrace how pozzed RDR 2 is.
Which is a shame, because I love the gameplay of 2.
Joseph Richardson
It's a shame that it's how westerns are gonna be from now on.
Isaiah Russell
How is that cucked?
Luis Sanders
He gives it to a black man and a woman
Carter Parker
Arthur because he makes edgelords seethe
Kevin Stewart
It wasn’t about the money
Ethan Edwards
IT WUZ ALWUZ BOUT DA MONEH
Aiden Cox
BUT-
>let Herbert Moon die
Cameron Cox
Who?
Wyatt Cook
its time to delete your account grandpa
Luke Hughes
Fuck off to pol, faggot
Jace Scott
Ya John is a chad Christbro.
Brayden Moore
Does anyone have those Dutch tranny posts still? Those were hilarious
Jeremiah Jenkins
>the altar of postmodernist satire
Aaron Long
I gotta bad feelin bout this dutch...
Chase Russell
Ryan Harris
Pls post more
Luis Hernandez
atheists tend to be postmodernists though, are you retarded?
Isaiah Gomez
Because Blondie was a spic kicking, god fearing man, yeah? Or Kurt Russel's Wyatt Earp? What are these fantasies you lot concoct.
Eli Flores
Hitler was right
Bonus: mega man 3 is the best nes one
Nathaniel Ortiz
I just want a video game without political bullshit jammed down my cock
Carter Powell
I think you should just have sex already, bud
Hunter Ross
It's non-canon user, John prefers killing Herbert Moon himself after a nice game of poker.
Jordan Morris
IT'S DAH JEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
was herbert moon secretly a self hating jew all along?
Sebastian Cooper
It's time to close the Van Der Line's gang book and open up a new tale with a new Red Dead title. I want my peak 1870s Wild West Spaghetti dammit.
Carson Jenkins
well geeze mister, i think you dun need to go back to /pol/ if ya dont wanna support a global satanic pedophile ring there, pardner
Ayden Flores
Owen Morris
And yet you probably like deus ex or metal gear hypocritical brainlet
Josiah Edwards
Justin Ramirez
>gets used by her to do stuff for her
If you play him as a cuck maybe
Evan Ortiz
Why does dutch sound like a faggot
Lincoln Parker
embarrassingly bad post. stay on discord.
Cooper Sullivan
To be fair I like Emily better than Todd.
Lucas Gray
Blondie sure as shit wasn't a feminist, soiboy.
Andrew Allen
Is anyone actually gonna talk about the characters instead of discussing whose more "le based and rebbpilled xd xd"