Why do Japanese games always portray attractive women who are a day older than 18 as unwanted...

She is 36.

I don't remember if 36 is pre or post timeskip tho. Depends of how old Hanneman is.

Last I checked, 40 is indeed older than 18

>If a big tittied anime woman with a fucking PhD in magic and a background as a celebrity in the opera house was real she wouldn't meet my standards
>I also post on Yea Forums's Yea Forums board regularly

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The wording of day over 18 seemed to imply that she was barely past 18 and not 18 twice over

That’s because you’re gay

Japs are all pedos who worship cunny, so from their cultural perspective, over cakes are all worthless

>tfw no hero mommy gf

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none of those "qualities" mean anything to me

Slobby, desperate, older women turn me on like nothing else.

her tits are MASSIVE

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actual tranny

>Why do Japanese games always portray attractive women who are a day older than 18 as unwanted?
Because they are. Men only settle for them because they have too

How do I get a christmas cake gf

Because they're a nation of pedophiles. Every other nation values older mature thicc mommies over sexualizing children.

She is a complete slob. Usually those older single women in shows have some sort of awful trait(s) that actively kept men always from them. Manuela is a complete fuck up.

>Boot up a JRPG
>1000 year old demon has the body and face of an 8 year old

>45 year old mother has the face and body of a 20 year old

>Every party member is an exact archetype with the same exact personalities as the last 8 JRPGs I’ve played

>Always has a religious undertone demeaning Christianity

I fucking hate JRPGs

I'm pretty sure she's unwanted due to being a gross alcoholic slob who eats food off the ground, not due to her age.

Because the weebs playing it don't like reality

The more cynical, irrepressibly horny and desperate they are, the better they are

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She's aging and becoming more and more barren to the point where all she can manage is one night stands. Her story is actually very depressing.

Go to wine stores and look for the ones taste testing everything while holding back tears

Manuela is considered unattractive because of her personality.

Weird to use Three Houses as an example when half the cast is over 18 pre timeskip

Because menopause is a bitch and having to turn down children when you already problems getting people to have them in the first place isn't a valid choice.

Literal fags.

That describes like 90% of the girls in this game.
>still no Judith fan art.

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Older women are pure KINO.

Only 2D though. 2D>3D for EVERYTHING, ALWAYS.

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The general idea in Japan is that if a woman isn't married by 25, there's something wrong with her or she isn't interested in marriage.

She's not even getting any action and gets turned down after the first date. Now Dorothea on the other hand,,,

If I recruit some from BE to BL or GD (or any other combo), does they basically become a character of that house? Fully compatible with romance and all?

Big titties don't matter to you?

The world doesn't have its standards set as retardedly as you.

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The church is good in FE.

user, I understand.

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He's a pedophile.

no

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She looks like she fucks almyrans

Sounds like Japan is pretty based.

So Dorothea is the village bicycle of the monastery right?

From what I understand, yes.

Liking big tits actually means you’re a pedo

>Literally no one in the real would would turn this bitch down.
Yeah, exactly. So you start to wonder what they're like as a person that still nobody wants them for this long.

Hey, i still fucked her in my playthrough, just saying there's a good reason for a hot 36 years old woman to never get dicked.

>Literally no one in the real would would turn this bitch down.
i would.

Few japs has superior taste on mature girls.

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Jesus Christ, your taste is more disappointing than Tokyo Ghoul:Re.

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She's like a female sylvain, except with a better reputation somehow.

The entire cast is at least 20 post timeskip; unless I'm remembering Cyrus's age wrong.

Lysithea is the youngest student at 15 pre-skip.

>He rather date a Christmas cake than a pure lg
Yeah okay. Go clean up the cum residue off your used goods user

year old mother has the face and body of a 20 year old
Stop judging non-white women by white woman standards.

based

Think about it, you are surrounded by prime breeding material and you go for some middle aged disgusting dry cunt

Kill yourself pedo.

Yeah, well, their infrastructure is falling because they aren’t populating fast enough and now they’ll end up like Venezuela unless they take in migrant/refugees.

Fates has a cake with a murder boner with a length spanning the distance between the earth and the sun.

Persona Emblem has two cakes that are good at fighting and can't get dates with guys.

Reminder that you shouldn’t romance Ingrid because she belongs with Glenn In hell

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Good taste brother, godspeed.

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God, I love mature women.

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>Be gruag. Me like big milkies
Primate. Don't bother replying you IQ deficit brainlet

Japan has a weird thing about age. They also believe the best years of your life are in high school.

source pls

So you dislike anime and large breasts, which means you like real life small breasted women.
You're a pedophile, especially by Australia's standards.

The older women in 3H are miles above the students.

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that's because Japan is the land of the wageslave where for most people life after high school is just grinding your youth away working in an office for six days a week

>They also believe the best years of your life are in high school.

I’m American and my dad always said that high school were the best years of his life.

Only those who peak in their teenage years say stupid shit like that.

I’ve been out of school for a decade and I’m loving life now more than ever as a kid.

>if you don't like grandmas you are a pedo
I hate normalfags

There is nothing cuter than a late twenty/early thirty year old girl who just got fit and started caring about her appearance. She’s still socially awkward and just beaming to have attention yet will do anything, and I mean anything, for you.

I don't know if this is actually true or not, but as someone who worked at a law firm that specialized in divorce, I heard any couple married before 30 referred to as "My new Rolex" As in, they're going to pay for mine.

That's really disappointing.

No one ends up like Venezuela without being trade warred to death by the US.

>18
>Grandma

Just admit you’re a pedo looking for a valid excuse to jerk it to little hentai grills

Edelgard is sad!

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Shamir is for Catherine!

>Anime is real
I like medium size anime girl boobs, just like I do in real life.

>They also believe the best years of your life are in high school
Considering their work culture, that's pretty true with very few exceptions. It's why Japanese media in general constantly uses school settings whether it be for games, anime, movies, etc.

>It’s the USAs fault for offering better deals on oil
Maybe Venezuela shouldn’t have only produced a single product to export.

And then she gets self confidence and goes to chad after using you as as a stepping stone

This, desu. Only normies think their best years were in high school because it's an environment that rewards beautiful retards and the physically superior whereas, in the real world, unless you're a really beautiful idiot or a very physically superior, you're just a dead-eyed wagie.

For japan that's actually true. Everything after that is a life full of wageslaving and going through pecking order bullshit. Japanese adult life is full of stagnation.

Fuck off yuricuck. Stay forever mad with your fellow redditors that neither of them are dykes.

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Actually gay

The same reason why Japanese games rarely have a protagonist over the age of 21

The Japanese literally, unironically think that being in your 20s and 30s makes you an old man

Funny you say that because he was quarterback for his whole high school years. Now he’s a deadbeat try hard. (I don’t have a good relationship with him. He was abusive and manipulative.)

So how many does Japan have?

>nearly 40 years old
>day older than 18
Who taught you how to count?

You mean they make video games for the demographic that plays video games?
What a shocker.

Manuela is 40 dipshite

OP said she doesn’t look a day over 18. She doesn’t have a single wrinkle or crows foot. She’s basically 18.

Most people who play vidya in Japan are 30 year-old salarymen

children and teens play phone games

cyril's cum dump

Schlomo, not everyone wants to be drowned in niggers, you gotta understand.

just because she hides all her fossil features with makeup doesn't make her vagina less dry

literallty a man

They actually are dykes for each other, not for you. Do their A+ support.

because you are, roasty

Older than 25

Shouldn't Byleth have the Crest of Seiros?

that thing reminds me of shadow the hedgehog for some reason

I don't see it

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Cyrus? Don't you mean Cyril?
He's 19 post time-skip btw.

mommy! MOMMY!

>game implies you need stat thresholds to recruit someone
>in reality you just need to hit b rank support
COME TO MY TEA PARTY YOU FUCKERS

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yup, its pretty funny too i see an obvious spot for an enemy placement or ambush and its empty cause i took their classmate instead.

Its pre-timeskip, their extra map can only be accessed before the timeskip and he mentions being "barely 15 years her senior". He's 51 when he says that.

>Every party member is an exact archetype with the same exact personalities as the last 8 JRPGs I’ve played
can't improve perfection

look its him

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Do they actually have events/funerals for those who die in battle in this game? It never made sense to me that you would return home after taking a huge loss and there would be no noteful impact beyond gameplay until the end.

what the fuck are you doing retard

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Edelgard gave Bernie a viking funeral in non-BE routes.

I just play on casual since the gameplay is the worst part of the game anyways

When should I reclass? Chapter 4 and I got some units to 10 and want to intermediate, but they still haven't maxed out beginners. I'm only missing out on small stat bonuses if I don't max out beginner right?

Cope harder.

Was that ever really a thing? I remember Marth taking time out to mourn Caeda if she dies and Hector burying Matthew next to Leila's grave if he bites it, but that's about it.

Easily the hottest in the game. What age is she supposed to be?

My autism couldn't stop me from shipping her with felix

Nothing in their A+ support or ending implies that they're lesbian. What is it what you mentally ill retards who can't seem to accept that two people of the same sex can't be friends?

Generally get to higher tiers as soon as you can. The abilities are generally not outstanding until Advanced, and yes the beginners are all +2 to a stat.

Should I make all my characters riding/flying or assassins?
I mean, Lysithea for example is great and all but the map gets cleared by my flying units really quickly.
All the casters get left behind somewhere and essentially are not needed.
Any remedy for that?

I'd rather fuck my mom who is also my daughter and also my grandmother and also my ancestor and possibly my aunt?

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Ty user. I'm leaving now for fear of spoilers

please dont respond to /u/fags

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The stat and skill requirements will hit you when some can't get to B rank before certain chapters

>Rhea support
>that whole shit
Incest is somehow mandatory in this franchise?

I'm 29.

All of the intermediate classes have good skills when maxing out.
Shit like Vantage (merc) and Death/Darting Blow (brigand p.knight)

Yes, its not fire emblem if there is no degree of incest

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according to anime your life peaks at about 15~

because anime is made for children

But Rhea is another level. It's like condensed incest.

I was always confused by the female teacher in persona 4. Like in universe she's never addressed as being unattractive but throughout the game she's treated as being a disgusting freak on the same level as the fat girl in terms of "ew these girls are after us better run gang!". Like was it just the fact she was aggressive in wanting the dick? The teasing nurse more or less does the same shtick and that's treated as a femme fatale type thing rather than being icky gross nasty.

Persona 4 was retarded

apology for poor fodlan

when were you when jerilt dies?

i was trained at knight hall when dimitri call

‘jerilt is kill’

‘no’

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>people complain that Fates had no real incest
>IS goes and makes the most incest character who is your daughter mother and sister at the same fucking time
i swear this game is the response to all the complaints from fates

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>somehow
Sylvain will go after the sister of a girl he just dumped the very next day and is stone cold when he dumps girls
Dorothea probably just treats the guys like human beings when she dumps them and not like vile egotistical whores like Sylvain does

Yeah, I never got that shit either. I would pile drive the shit out of Kashiwagi, even if it meant I had to fuck Hanako too.

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God the designs are atrocious in this game but I want to pound Bernie until her hair is even more ruffled

>Fates gimmick was trying to get you into fucking your adopted family.
>Or your actual birth siblings.
>No wait they're just your step siblings too haha.
>You can fuck your cousin though.
>No wait they retconned that so your family tree makes even less sense now.

>Three Houses
>Here you can fuck this woman who is every family member you ever had.

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I paired felix with flayn. Hope you like cutting wood faggot.

Jesus christ, thats horrifying

What manga is she from?

How did they retcon the Fates incest?

We both know user is trying to perpetuate propaganda. Wow, *blank* is having a crisis! What's the solution????
Obviously immigration, it's worked out so well for EU and Murika! Japan is based, never let fags convince you otherwise.

jahy

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Thanks

>No wait they retconned that so your family tree makes even less sense now.
Since when was Mikoto and Arete not sisters?

Well the whole decision for whether you pick Hoshido or Nohr was:
>do you side with your REAL BLOOD RELATED family
>or do you side with your not real blood related family but has basically been your family your whole life
But then they decided that the real blood related family weren’t actually blood related at all, which kinda feels like it’s ruining the reason to pick hoshido at all

You don't like Femmeto?

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The Fates artbook changed Mikoto and Arete relationship to being "sisters in spirit" whatever the fuck that meant.

No, no, I mean this
>>You can fuck your cousin though.
>>No wait they retconned that so your family tree makes even less sense now.
This is about Azura.

Your hopes for DLC?

My favorite part of FE is whenever /u/ fags get unapologetically thrown to the wolves by Nintendo when they make all the females thirst for dick like they're dying in the desert.

El Diablo...

Oh lmao

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She reeked of desperation and had a horrible attitude. If a woman is like that it usually means something is extremely wrong with them and you should stay away.

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The DLC story? I don't have any hopes, I'm just expecting some bonus missions with the instructors.
Maybe make some of the noble relatives actually appear, I played GD and Hilda's brother and Lorenz's father are mentioned tons of times, but never appear.

fairly certain azura is still the only incest you can have since shes your cousin, that anons right about hoshido being a lie though.

SAUNA
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Off topic, kinda: Is Enlightened One worth keeping for Byleth?

Nope. This is the scan of the family tree from the Fates artbook earlier this year.

Mikoto and Arete are in the middle and are shown not being related to each other.

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I'm pretty sure most people reject her for being a slob than just for being older

What should I be doing with my casters?
Going down the usual caster classes with them and then turning one or two in Peg/Falcoknights once I can supply Levinswords or Bolt Axes?

If you are a retard, yes.

Well, nevermind then,good job fates you even fucked up the usual FE incest in that circus show

Whatever you need to tell yourself to stave off suicide.

Instead of Byleth you get to play as any character as your 'avatar' instead, Dynasty Warriors Extreme Legends style and create your own 'what if' routes.

That is some high tier blueballing from IS. I commend them for the sheer gall of adding that place in and not have anything done with it.

Shes also a medial doctor

Stay away from Flayn.

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Nah, train them in both Reason and Faith and make them Dark/Holy Knights.

Just let them do whatever the hell they want, it's not like they won't steamroll everything anyways

it may be a shocker to you but japanese society functions differently than your own

SHE'S EVERYTHING YOU WANT
SHE'S EVERYTHING YOU NEED

This, she's a fucking wreck

Make your women Gremorys and your men Dark/Holy Knights.
Make Linhardt a Bishop if you want to max out on Warps.

>we get Hilda brother
>its fucking Marluxia

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She has no problem getting men to fuck her. The problem is that they don't stick around because she's an alcoholic wreck. Play the game, dumbass.

Add Hilda's brother and she has an S rank support with him hahaha like just as a joke haha

>somehow.
Well, for one, she's an actual celebrity. You don't want to mess with idol otaku, especially not idol otaku that can apprently learn destruction magic.
Also, she's kind of like of a proto-Manuela in that she goes to a lot of first dates, doesn't put out, and dumps the assholes and poorfags, but has yet to reach her expiry date so she doesn't smell of desperation yet. Most people kinda chalk it off as her being highbrow and the few incels that ree at her don't do it in the open out of fear of the above mentioned idol otaku.

Traditional Japan views women over 25 who are unmarried as undateable because "Well if they haven't found somebody yet, obviously they're no good!" This also extends to workplace sexism where women who aren't married are kicked down the corporate ladder after a certain age, unless the company is more progressive.

going by the way she talks about him, it wouldnt be far fetch

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>want to forcibly make her a slave to the BDC
>but also can't bring myself to separate The Dude from his liege
what an absolute lad

not even with A rank they get together, she really hates black people

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Sounds perfect

They're going to find some way to bring back Sothis, because she's a playable character in the code. Otherwise they'll go for some sort of "Everybody's happy" route that's pretty much Golden Deer except all three houses come together to stop Nemesis.

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>She has no problem getting men to fuck her
But she does. They see through her right at the start and she doesn't even get fucked.

I'm raw-dogging her right now Seteth

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>Ultimate divine pulse
>go back to the start of the game
>Byleth doesnt save Edelgard
>rallies Dimitri and Claud agaisnt mole people
how would you guys react

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It's shit.

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>Otherwise they'll go for some sort of "Everybody's happy" route that's pretty much Golden Deer except all three houses come together to stop Nemesis.
Already confirmed they won't do this.

>Byleth doesn't save Edelgard
Don't be stupid, Sothis is considered to be an ally of BE. Byleth will go back in time and conquer Edelgard's insecurities with the power of his pseudo dragon god D.

What route to see this?

H A R D E R
D I F F I C U L T I E S

BL

That shit's NTR.

>120 hours save file
>still GD and BE route to finish
Why is there no option to skip the first 10 chapters jesus fuck.

Lunatic and Infernal confirmed from the datamine. The Death Knight can move in Chapter 4.
Infernal has level 99 enemies in the mock battle, so it's just a placeholder, but it exists.

Blue Lions final boss

The thing is people do find Manuela attractive, she’s capable of finding dates and whatnot. The problem is they find out she eats shit off the floor and has a room akin of a hoarder so they bounce immediately. She’d probably have better luck if she didn’t take them back to her biohazard of a room.

>It's in! Seteth, I did it! It's in!

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Why is this game full of mommies

Because they want you to bond with your new students first. Besides, you can just seminar/sleep for most of the month since you can use your renown to raise all the skill/support you want. Just do the occasional battle and skip all the repeat cutscenes.

Abe doing everything in his power to make japs breed

If Seiros/Rhea is alive, she'll be RREEEEing hard at this scene.

Starting my BL run after finishing GD.

Why the fuck is everyone a lancer in this house?
Also which one of them would make a good dancer?

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She's actually 34 pre-timeskip.
The translation team just botched the number and "Barely 15 years" sounds more organic in English than "I am not that old. Compared to you I am only 17 years older. That is not that old."

I just made separate save files for Edelgard routes. 70 hours here and BL and BE routes finished.

She's anime edna krabapple

My wife Anna

It's a game where the stars are almost always nobles, dragon hybrids, or both.
And if there are two things in medieval fantasy that love incest, it's dragons and the nobility.

I'd just like to pop in and say I really like how the music changes during the dancer animation, it's a nice touch

I got to the church route by mistake and I shiver at the thought of doing the 10 first chapter with the same students again.
How do you use your renown to raise skill/support?

>Why the fuck is everyone a lancer in this house?
You're in the house of knights, so that's why everyone has good lance potential. I think Mercedes would make a fine dancer.

You're still a fag

>I got to the church route by mistake and I shiver at the thought of doing the 10 first chapter with the same students again
You didn't make a separate save in Chapter 11?

I recruited marianne and made her my dancer desu

Either annete or the blonde bitch.
The kinght girl is too manly to be a dancer.

And you believe them?
>Hey, what are your plans for a DLC route?
>We are not ready to discuss them
>Is it a golden route where everyone wins?
>....Nooooooo.

>time skip mercedes
Artist should sudoku asap

You'll probably have to recruit that dancer to be honest. Women in BL are all knightfags or NITs(nuns in training).

Why does Petra still can’t speak non-broken Japanese after the timeskip

>Spoiler
Bro what the fuck no that's not ok

Hana Hook

It's mother NTR. That shit barely counts as NTR unleas you just really want to self-insert as a spineleas child who is too much of a pussy to fuck his own mother.

You have biggest gay

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Better recruit Lysithea asap, user.

She's fine.

Flayn, everyone else is better at something else.

You use your journal, although you can only raise them to whatever max you had them in any run, so if you want a super fast route, recruit everyone in one run.

>tfw 23 and think women age ~30 look the best provided they actually took care of themselves
>everyone here acts like they spoil like milk the second they turn like 24

maybe im the weird one

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How old is Manuela supposed to be anyway? She doesn't have any problems pulling men in and Dorothea is also worried about her looks fading at 15 so it's hard to pin her down

I didn't know I had to.

Can’t you just gambit him to death

No, I thought the fourth route was gonna be the church, I just wasn't expecting my house lord to betray me "by default" with some secret shit to do to stay with her.
This heavily hurt my enjoyment of the game and my motivation to play it again.

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I would because she bathes in her own shit

Hanneman is 51, and he says he's barely 15 years her senior so 38ish? Definitely over 40 after the timeskip.

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>some secret shit
Talking to her is some secret shit now?

>secret shit
>not talking to everyone each month

officially 34 at the start, 39 time skip

other official cakes are shamir and catherine, 30 and 32 timeskip respectively

She should be worried at 15

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Eh, close enough.

Can't you look at everyone's age/date of birth in their status screen? I remember because Flayn's is unknown.

>15
The perfect age.

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Nintendo did their homework wow

Whenever I see similar studies I always wonder if they just grabbed random females of each age and managed to get uglier older women.

Dude, our culture is starting to worship teenage years too now, because we're aalllmost just as unfulfilling and wage-slavey in adulthood as Japan

don't pretend people even here don't act like life is essentially over once you hit the back end of your 20s

I think the truth has been twisted by Agarthan magic and that the original Nemesis and Seiros were controlled and deceived respectively. There will be a way to put them both to rest and save both Edelgard and Rhea eventually.

Very original and funny post!
>now
This shit has been going on since the 50s

Then do it as your fourth route in NG+, by then you'll have finished all your statues and you can use your renown to increase skills/support. Just rest during the weekend.

Because older women are more likely to give birth to defective children which explains why so many people post here now

>It was obvious you needed to max out her S-link quickly to stay with her! Didn't you read the guides?
Don't be retarded anons, you have no reason to believe this is coming, everything until now had been a simple text box choice.
I think I'm gonna do that.

Have sex

>Max put her S-link
You mean, like, C+?

too bad you can't fuck her since she is your friend's mom.

>anime characters are all 'me me I I mine mine'
>snippets of lore drip fed to you while you're trying to formulate the actual lore of the world
>discussions are so fucking stupidly boring I want to bash my fucking brains out
>combat is lazily easy and pointless, and student death hard mode is just the same thing as easy mode but with savescumming
>church is so blatantly evil it's not even interesting
>le epic 'you are son of the chosen one' shit
>cathedral is just a map where you run around pressing a on things
>there's even a token smelly neet girl locked in her room all day
I'm sorry but this game is fucking garbage and I am jealous that you guys are all enjoying it. The only dynamic I enjoy is the whole nobles vs commoners

Pic related

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that looks exactly like a tranny

Manuela's is "secret".

>is 35 years old
>everyone calls him "old man"
Literally, unironically, what did they mean by this?

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i mean if its an RPG fantasy land where the main cast has been bringing down monsters since they were 12 then yeah thats gonna wear you down fast

This

>She literally has a habit of drinking until she passes out naked on the floor
>"WHY WOULD ANYONE PASS THIS UP!?"

I dunno man, it's a mystery.

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>muh precious christianity why everyone always bully? =(

Fuck sake you're pathetic.

It would've made way more sense if everyone in this game was 5 years older
>Yuri is 26 instead of 21
>Flynn is 26 instead of 21
>Estelle is 23 instead of 18
>Rita is 20 instead of 15
>Judith is 24 instead of 19
The only ones that fit are Karol and Patty. Raven should've been closer to 45

But what's the issue? So far this thread only proves Yea Forums is full of gay limp-wristed soiboi germaphobes

she's a disgusting slob who is also a slut that throws herself at men.

>constantly talks about how he's old and can't do stuff cause he's old and he's been around the block a couple times
>characters treat him like a grandpa

it would genuinely be difficult to find a game series more shallow than Fire Emblem

This. Yuricucks are eally annoying.

Church does more for the people than the actual ruling bodies

Easy

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So Dorothea?

I NEED to s rank my way into her top, please tell me there is a way to.

I wanna creampie Manuella

only "gay limp-wristed soibois" would set their standards this low because they literally can't get anything else

If a girl brought you to her room and you couldn't see the floor because it was covered with shit you'd still be down to fuck that stank ass never washed pussy?

>This guy is supposed to be 19
What did they mean by this?

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Please refer to

>Edelgard dying by her own fucking trap

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if you're in a state where browsing Yea Forums makes you think you can't even have standards for 2D I worry for you

Why exactly did Edelgard posing as Flame Emperor send ruffians after her fucking self in the first mission of the game

Why are all the women leaders crazy in this game

Those bandits are for Dimitri and Claude. She's retarded for not realizing she could end up getting killed too.

Except the US was literally created by immigration

Old hags are trash

Plausible deniability in case people were suspicious she was the one that attacked her fellow house leaders. A survivor of an attack is less likely to draw suspicion than miraculously not there when the other two house leaders were attacked.

neptunia's right there you fucking retard

>Edelgard route is the shortest by far, with 18 missions compared to 24

Its not fair, I wanna do it but feel Im missing out on game

remember when playing hide n seek as kids there is this fucking kid who picks the same hide out as someone else, Claud probably went running behind Edelgard and her plan exploded in her face

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She never counted on Claude running the fuck away. But even then, I'm 99% certain she would have been able to gut the bandit leader like a fish if Byleth wasn't there. She was ready for his attack, Byleth just charged in there like an idiot.

Debunked by mythbusters

Shes retarded user please be patient with her.

based

Was the knife she pulled out at the time the same one given to her by Dimitri?

Isn't it kinda retarded that she planned to kill Dimitri of all people with fucking bandits? the guy who might as well be super human due to his lorewise strength feats since childhood? Aslo the boar

I kept wondering why it was there as a named location the entire game, and it never stopped bugging me.

But when they're that desperate you can dom the fuck out of them and they'll love it no matter what just because they're getting the attention

It's like fucking a fat chick except without having to fuck a fat chick and fucking a 9/10 body instead

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But imagine the smell

You know how muslims are slowly enroaching upon europe? That's what catholics did with japan except the goys fear the samurai. They still remember it and are very suspicious of massive organized religion.

>dimitri seems like the chillest nicest guy despite the opening flavour text about "darkness"
>big twist happens
>"I will kill her by repeatedly punching her in the back of the neck, i'll box her eyes in and break both her orbital bones, i'll knee her right in the lower spine, I'll fuck her up so bad that when people come to clean up her bruised and bloody little body they'll be puking, just so they know how I feel about her."

It doesnt work. When they get happy theyll leave.

Unless your Cha is very high I doubt you could do it in one turn.

t. gay

How old is too old?

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Watching your family get slaughtered in front of you can do that to a guy.

>short hair
>well endowed
I cerntainly wouldnt, she seems like a nice woman aswell. Only 2 in the game actually say "war is dumb" and its her and Dorothea. Claude kind of says it but still wages war because "fight fire with fire"

something tells me you are an Edeldyke fag

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18

Doesnt seem to matter aslong as theyre hot

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W-Who is the progenitor god? Thats Sothis right? There's nothing to worry about r-right?

>she has fun-sized bags to play with during sex
>she is smart, a rarity for women
>can cast holy magic
>also knows how to entertain you
>all you have to do is be loyal to her and be romantic
allright , fag

Leonie Pinelli is best girl!

Not really. It was suppose to be an ambush while they had surrounded them and they were only armed with training weapon. It's suppose to be easy as fuck but the bandits were incompetent. Claude ran away, Dimitri and Edelgard had to follow, and then Byleth happened. Also, if they hadn't lucked out in finding Jeralt and his mercenaries, they would have ran deeper into the woods and became more isolated from the knights, and the bandits could have gathered more men to hunt them down. Remember, Edelgard could teleport, she was never in true danger.

>The church is good in FE.

What the fuck did you just say

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because Japan is psychotic and its media is starting to infect the rest of the world like ITT

She's already the perfect package, all you have to do is enourage her to not be a slob.

>say "war is dumb"
Woah *hits bong* thats fuckin DEEP dude
Fuck war, we should just get along, make love not war duude

>Having a pretty easy time on Edelgard's route after the time-skip since Hubert and Lysithea are magical nukes, Dorothea has meteor, and Linhardt can reach the entire map with physic whenever someone's hurt
>Right at the end they start throwing monsters that are immune to magic damage when a barrier is up at you
I get why they did it, but it's kind of annoying that there are multiple enemies half of my units are useless against until I fuck them up with someone else first.

"STAB YOUR CHEST, BREAK YOUR NECK SMASH YOUR FACE, Ill let you choose your own Death"
Dimitri brings the Rhymes

He milks it for all it's worth, though.

I like the fact that her master plan got fucked because claude ran the fuck away

A mix of gambits, weakening him with units that can survive one round and finish him off with your strongest Knightkeeler/Dark Spikes T.

WAIFU TIER LIST (DUST-HAS-SETTLED EDITION) [[OBJECTIVE]]

S
>Lysithea
>Bernadetta
>Petra (especially after timeskip)

A
>Shamir
>Marianne
>Mercedes
>Hilda
>Leonie

B
>Ingrid
>Annette
>Dorothea
>Manuela
>Catherine

C (Cunt tier)
>Kronya
>Cornelia
>Edelg*rd

D (Dumpster tier)
>Flayn

>trying to get with this one girl that's like 25
>could pass for 18
>i'm 31 but so much gray hair people think I'm 40
>seeing her again this week
what are my chances bros

I like that guy

>She's a slob
>She's an alcoholic
>She eats food off the floor
>Multiple dates have refused to enter her room because of how unkempt it is
>She thinks she's perfect
You left those out there.

no

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>church is so blatantly evil it's not even interesting

it's not though

If I choose my mommy, will I have to kill not only Edelgard but also all Black Eagle students?

literally only 1 person is evil, while everyone in the church are fucking bros

Not bad. I give it an 8/10.

>le iconic token loli
>le autistic loner girl
Yeah, no. You get bonus points tho for not putting Edelgard in S. You arent a basic bitch, but you are close to it.

>She's a slob
so is basically everyone after a certain age
>she's an alcoholic
so is basically everyone after a certain age
>She eats food off the floor
Waste not

So where are the flaws?

>We get a DLC route where everyone, all 3 leaders and the church die and Blyeth becomes a supreme dicator

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Unironically just be yourself. And don't ask for advice on Yea Forums.

I would've done it just now but Dimitri missed the 78% Knightkeeler, so fuck it. I'll do it in Chapter 6 (or 7, I forget).

I dont even like loli, I just cant deny that Lysithea and Bernie are the best girls

underrated post

As much as Edelfags make Rhea out to be a monster, in the story we see her execute people who wrong her, and try to help others.

you could of just rewound time to give the fuck you to rng

I see you are the fan of the "But everyone does it!" excuse. In that case, you two deserve each other.

dude you are just proving his point that you are a fucking drone

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>live with Manuella
>she is off to work, I be at home, do all the house chores
>cook food so a warm meal is there when she comes home
>maybe prepare a nice suprise for her so she is in a good mood after her work day
Thats my life right now, lots of free time and its fairly easy. Marry Manuella and you are set. Just dont be lazy yourself

And then she turns into Seiros and prove Edelgard is right all along.

FLAYN IS A BEAUTIFUL KNIFE EAR

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I would rather be a drone than have shit taste

Only when the person she believed in the most betrays her. She's a good person at heart, but not exactly stable.

DESIRE TO PURGE INTENSIFIES

I did and he missed again, I thought you couldn't cheese the RNG.

>Folks, being a house husband is hella comfy.
>Happy wife, happy life y'all
Meanwhile she is cucking you at work with her boss

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because nobody would like the character if she were actually ugly lol

those damn twigs

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You need to do something to change the seed. Doing the same exact attack will result in the same outcome.

factual

My name is Byleth and I approve of this post

>jeralt

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unabashedly evil route where you side with TWSitD, make some shit happen with nemesis and get playables like kronya, absolutely won't happen because japan wants their happy ending but that's my wish

replace petra with flayn, I don't care about the rest

You're not Byleth. The real Byleth would have a tier dedicated solely to people with white and green hair.

>raphael, were your hands always so warm...

>Edelgard not in SS tier

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So its Byleth's lifespan dragon tier now?

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>gf keeps coming home early from work because shes close to bleeding and horny af
Yup, shes fucking her boss lol. How's being lonely cutting it for ya?

>hating petra
My man, you are gay

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now do the dudes

Murderer

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whats her fucking appeal anyway?

From what heard from the family of one of my ex: "if a flower is too beautiful for it's age they stood as a ugly weed for too long."
The stigma appears to be that if a old lady is seeking to be appealing after it's blossom maybe they were undesirable still this point.

Yes unless you play Edelgard's route. You lose your god-dragon powers there.

Retard moe.

Eventually she's going to realize you offer nothing because you sit on your ass all day while she makes money, she just hasnt found your replacement yet

being a fucking smoking hot brown ESL muscular virgin princess?

LMAO just save everyone brah

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Jungle fever.

>nothing to offer
Nigger I cook, clean, do all the shopping, I have a dick that shes fond of, and I keep myself groomed and looking fresh. Stop projecting lmao

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>Talking shit about Manuela
Get bent, you master class faggot. I'm going to marry her in every fucking route.

>literally bragging about having no value
Yikes, any man can do what you do

Not him but he's right, I've seen it happen
You're a leech and she'll get wise to it and start fucking guys behind your back

Let him learn the hard way. They're always yappy and arrogant until it actually happens to them.

If any man can do it, then why are you still alone? You're right that any man can do it. So go do it

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lmao

yeah

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Based
Based
Cringe
Cringe

>replying "Based" to your own posts

Cringe

Sounds gay, another reason to miss that shit

>close counter+alert stance barbossa claude
Name one thing more broken then this.

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>there are ZERO niggers in this game
>the closest thing is an ever so slightly tanned foreign girl who cant speak properly
Why is Japan more ballsy about including white people than the actual west?

most people here are memeing, but here is one advice from an user who really cares about ya
>you can be the most handsome fella in town but no woman ever will respect a man who she is mantaining and will always cheat on you in time
if you dont want to believe it, go for it but be warned

Her ending was actually cut. Elmar hides her in the true route and helps her recover in seclusion in case Klaus came back.

there is one nigger and this white blonde girl says she hates his kind, who let Raimi write for the game?

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I saw it coming, but the atmospheric changes afterward really sold it for me.

people in japan rarely get divorced because they dont have a hedonistic individualistic culture of ruining your family and kids childhoods for your own happiness.

>mfw seeing Cornelia for the first time
Now that's what I call a MOMMY'S MILKIES!

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Sword avoid +20 peg knight anything levinsword

Edelgard was in cahoots for months with his murder, she's the only that doesn't offer condolences.

he gets alert stance+

Japan's got proud pedo tastes, their population is slowly losing numbers and they're overworked. What did you expect?

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BEST GIRLS

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What is it about that haircut that makes it so bonerific?

>Pee fetish
>It's yellow
DIsgusting.
If 2D is so perfect, why are these people not drinking more water?

I hate all of you. I hate the /u/fags for causing trouble, but I hate otome faggots more. You never shut up and appeared in every fucking thread.

Catherine is the perfect woman, it's like whoever wrote the game made her specifically for me

They never shut up about stopping the spread of misinformation?

>ywn be a smug anime loli that can go around and tease male and female pedos with impunity

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This is how I feel about Manuela. Yes, she's a depressed slob, but there's nothing some healthy encouragement can't fix.

sorry user but she is for RMe

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>passes out naked on the floor
How is this a bad thing? Does the thought of naked women offend you or something?

>best girls
factually incorrect

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You can't change people. People can only change themselves, and you'll learn that the hard way. You can try to help her, but judging from her personality she'll never take that next step.

They never shut up in general. The funniest part is that because they refuse to play any other route, they can be called out on certain things. The other day, someone called them out for not knowing about Edelgard lifespan.

more like burnie lmao

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the way she talks makes me seethe. why does some bitch from a far away land have the exact same accent as every other cunt in the local area?

It just serves to make her sound like a genuine retard.

>You can't change people

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>be
Go finish tying that rope tranny

people sure do love this meme, but the only thing you can really call her is a surrogate grandmother. and even that's misleading.

thats why you play sub and listen to her speak in adorably broken japanese. the va even adds in little pauses and noises like shes getting frustrated trying to speak.

>Sylvain's B Support with Byleth
He's easily one of my favorite characters. A comic relief with SOUL and unironically a Chad.

Being voiced by my favorite eroge VA.

You're also kinda the reincarnation of her mother, you know.

I was hoping this would be the case.

>oda non

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Women who dress like this irl WANT you to stare, right? I mean it'd be rude not to

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They want CHAD to stare and you to shrivel away but stare anyway, assert your occular dominance

Mommy > Cunny

Mommy + her cunny daughter offered as dowery

This is why you go for Rhea, you get to fuck your mommy AND your daughter at the same time.

Based and Milfpilled

>People get upset that she exists because fanservice bad
>also complain that the guys aren't shirtless enough
the state of the western fanbase

I hate oda non so fucking much
I like his art tho

That's not cunny though.

she's more like a parasite in your body

>41 by timeskip

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>eggs all dried up by then
>can creampie her all you want

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There’s already code in the game for supports between the three house leaders. Golden route will probably be the April dlc.

i think he meant the kid both are going to produce

>not wanting to cum inside a fertile woman all day long
Gays not welcome

Y do you hate him?

He makes it unnecessarily difficult to get his shit and hes super racist

>where for most people life after high school is just grinding your youth away working in an office for six days a week
A slight step down from the most stressful education system in the developed world.

I see

Racist to what race?

Sounds based. I don't like his art though.

>it's unfair racism if it happens to white people
Based oda non, you aren't entitled to his art, it is a privilege non-nip scum can have a taste at all.

so predictable

that which is not given that i desire i shall take

I want to try killing all my students. What happens if you are just left with your house leader?

>too bad you can't fuck her since she is your friend's mom.
Even better.

A struggle

>Enter a Sword tournament with Catherine
>She's cheesing it just like I hope
>Almost always lose these because I run out of health right before the finals
>Notice icons in the bottom of the screen
>Restore Health 2/2
>Mfw
YOU'RE SAYING I COULD HAVE JUST HEALED MID MATCH? FUCK.

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>waa waa I should prioritize everything about my own but everyone else should give everything to me no matter how i treat them
cry more child, nipCHADs getting tired of waito piggus shitting all over their country or works

you have two raid bosses that still die in one hit because thats how fire emblem works

>Invite Manuela to tea once we have A Support
>She comes back to my room
>"How intriguing, professor. Very intriguing."
God, I am gonna pound her so gross tonight.

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What would the cutscenes where you are usually with your whole house look like though

The world != Yea Forums

Even in canon they dont till the get to know the hothead lazy bitch.

She has MANY one night stands or did you not pay attention.

They use her hot bod, get their dixk wey and run from her red flags.

nice rp, fag

Church thot: Manuela
BE thot: Dorthea
GD thot: Hilda
BL thot: ??????????????

slvyian

What the fuck do you think a Healslut is?

Well, they're right. I don't want women 18 or older either.

She has many dates, but hardly any end in sex because they're so grossed out by her room

Because women over 30 that are single are unwanted, Everyone knows if a woman has made it to 30 without a husband she road the cock carousal and is more than likely a shit choice.

Mercedes

Fuck off, weeb, that happens in English dub as well.

kys pedo

kys dubfag

why is Claudes final map theme so much better than the others.

youtu.be/csLkyG1QN04?t=3268

I think they get replaced by generic NPCs that take their place for cutscenes.

Tournaments give garbage rewards anyway. Waste of AP.

Hilda is the best thot

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Save before the split to church and you basically have the longest route

Even better you get two second halfs for the price of one first half

If you actually played the game, it turns out she's an absolute slob. Total turn off for me.

When/Who/Should I do choirs with?

When the game offers you a free choir session mid-week. Not worth doing otherwise.

>no one has made an image tier list of strongest to weakest characters yet

What happened to Yea Forumss tier list autism?

Don't try to argue with this Yea Forumsirgin faggots they same suits that try to pretend they have "standards" as a sorry excuse for their virginity at their Kate 20's.

I mean I can agree that she's not the most attractive or at least not my kind of beauty but I wouldn't doubt a second to fuck the shit our of her.

>when
almost never
>who
only people that need Faith

>Ultimate Divine Pulse
>Grab Edelgard by the ear
>Spank her for several hours
>Then go and conquer the mole people.

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Strongest: Lords, Lys, Felix
Weakest: The shotas

Only if there's a special event or you want Byleth to have Faith

This is actually right, but explained properly here

Don't we start the game with an Ultimate Divine Pulse? I'm guessing the DLC route will have it actualyl work.

So they're pretty much manaketes? All they need is orbs and they should be able to transform.

Should I play this dub or sub?

Keep in mind I'm playing strictly handheld only, and I'm already struggling to read shit thanks to the tiny UI scaling/text and the shitty grainy switch resolution.

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The other girls are in their mid to late 20s. One of the best girls is 29 by the end.

Felix is good?

News to me I'm level 30 and he has garbage def and cant double any fast enemies

I'm pretty sure the only people who are mutually exclusive are Edelgard and Rhea themselves.

I have him as a Mortal Savant and nothing survives his wrath

Dub's very good, and the voices are fucking fantastic.

>keep reading Blyeth as Blyad

Я хoчy вийти з гipки

I play handheld only and can read the subs.
Get better eyes, gramps.

Ashe wrecks shit as a bowlord

WHILE YOU WERE OUT TEA PARTYING
I STUDIED THE BLADE

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Give him gloves if he can't double

The game as far as jrpg dubs go is God-tier, but there are some people who will never accept dubs so that's up to you

If you plan on waifuing Hilda, Falyne, or Mercedes DO NOT go dubs.

I'm not old but I am literally Velma from fucking scooby doo, please don't laugh at me, I cant look at a tree on windy day and pick out each individual leaf leaves dancing like green fire like your eyes do

I heard people are keeping him swordmaster cause it's better. Is this true?

>suddenly samurai armour
WTF is this shit?

Is keeping Mercedes a bishop better than gremory? I've had her gremory for a few battles and her heals don't seem as strong and I don't have alot of chance to use black magic with her anyway.

The only people that say this kind of dumb shit are insecure fuck boys that feel like they can't measure up to women that are more well endowed than they ever will be with small penises. Newsflash buddy, you can be a dicklet and still like big tits and ass. There is no need to settle for less if bigger and better can be just as good.

They do the ninjutsu hand signs when they do magic too
It's fucking great, I gave felix that class and the cursed katana and pretend he's the light rail avenger or some shit

Just get the mastery skill and upgrade him.

Savant has -10 speed growths so if for some reason your Felix can't double at that point you probably won't want to reclass him as that, and in terms of magic you could technically always just stick a Levin Sword on him if Thunder/Thoron don't appeal to you. On the flip side Savant also has an extra Movement so just do what you want.

He’s more consistent as a Wyvern Lord

A particular one not sealing their power is a plot point, again.

I love his counter magic pose, he goes floating lotus position.

Kek

S+ Tier:
>Byleth
>Edelgard
>Dimitri
>Claude
>Lysithea
RNG Tier:
>Everyone else

I made Dedue a War Master and he RIPS AND TEARS and I'm convinced he could solo anything

I've yet to see anyone saying their Felix, Petra or Hilda aren't unstoppable

shit taste

Mine's definitely inferior to Catherine, but mostly because she swooped in early as Swordmaster flexing her Thunderblade at A rank and then continued to reap better growth rates.

She talks and acts like Starfire from Teen Titans.