Mike and Jay review the last video game you played. What would they say?

Now do one for their shitty nu-horror flicks.

>It reminded me of an episode of Star Trek

Videogames are racist, black people are totally cool.
>mike cringing intensifies

>Be Revolver Ocelot, a known trusted ally to the Patriots
>Decide to pretend to be Liquid Snake, a known enemy to the Patriots
>Be The Patriots, an ultra intelligent A.I. that controls the entire world's culture, society, media, infrastructure and warfare and has done so successfully for half a decade
>Fall for "DURR, I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE LIQUID"
>Somehow become weaker and more vulnerable by figuring out that a trusted ally of theirs is actually a rival trying to backstab them
If only Mike was an enfranchised Metal Gear Solid fan and he did a brutal Plinkett Review taking down the piece of trash that was MGS 4. He'd have a great time with it.

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Mike would love it because it was one of those Star Trek point & clicks with the original actors doing the voices.

i was wondering where it was going up until you hit the city, it completely lost me there
>yeah i could hear all the darksouls kids cheer
what about the cutscene at the fountain, why do devs always think having just a few cutscenes makes your games artsy? people where doing that shit ages ago, have you ever played half life?

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they dont know shit about video games

Fpbp

>We suck and Rental Reviews is a superior version of our shitty show

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>It's a "Jay realizes Mike disagrees with him and immediately changes his opinion" episode
Oh wait that's every episode

> It costs money to fast forward? What the fuuuck?!?

If I have to watch retards talk about movies I'd take 2 fatsos over 4 any day.

>MGS V comes out
>Mike does a Plinkett Review on it
>First half of the review is just him shitting on MGS 4 some more

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>rich evans laughter in the background

>THIS ISN'T DR.MARIO
>Comparisons of all 90 playable factions in Dominions to different episodes of TNG/DS9
>The end

mike shits his pants

ding ding ding we have a winner

I would love to hear a vidya RLM review from a game like katamari damacy or space channel 5

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>So Jay what did you think about the newest fromsoft release
>I thought it was a huge piece of shit
>Really? Because I loved it
>Well I didn’t HATE it...

“What is this gay chink shit? Why is she wearing that?! Is this a game for sex perverts or something? Stop playing games and watch movies instead you fucking child, maybe your parents will be less ashamed of you then.”

probably something like that

God I fucking hate Jay

kek, get me into the screenshot pls

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Mike would say video games are a waste of time before making another movie length rant on the state of star wars, a childrens film

Just dont look in the mirror dude

obviously that paid off for him though

Hey hey people. RLM here. Today we're going to take a break and let aids moby ruin the review instead.

>tfw AIDS moby said how depressed he became when he knew about people calling him AIDS moby

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"So why is there so many robots in this game again? What is it with Nazi robots anyways? Even the German versions of these WW2 in the past always replaced Nazis with robots."
"Well Jay, it all goes back to Kraftwerk and also how much Germans want to fuck robots."

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Just like playing video games worked out for ninja and gaym grumps and so many other annoying fags

>So Jay, what did you think of Assassin's Creed Unity?
>Well Mike it sure was wonderful to hear all those wonderful British accents in Paris, France!
Their cynical, ironic sense of humor is starting to get unbearable desu, they only review popular trash these days too

Didn't RLM have a game review show? Why did the axe it

You know, you don't HAVE to watch either.

Mike actually looked better in the review with patton oswalt

ok then.
half way through their review the show is cancelled.

It's not like anybody forces him to be unlikeable on camera. He's not only terrible on RLM, he was really annoying on the previously recorded streams too.

>Mike actually looked better in the review with patton oswalt
Bro, Oswalt is a fucking troll, Mike just had the "Pretty girl with ugly girl" effect turned on, even the most plain girls will look good with some fucking monster besides them

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Yeah
>bahaha gaming?! Uhh I'm not a loser
>yeah so I wrote this fanfiction treatment for the new Star Trek

Depressed? Why? It's just because he's bald