"WHO'S GONNA DODGE THAAAAT? NOBODY!"

"WHO'S GONNA DODGE THAAAAT? NOBODY!"

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

WOW I JUST SHOT DOWN THAT DUCK BY SAYING FUCK

...his name is FRED FUCHS??

action 52 was peak AVGN, prove me wrong

>joke is based on a misconception, especially based around mispronunciations
"Fuchs" is not pronounced "fucks" you cuntflap.

It was a joke you autist.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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shut the fuch up

At least I'm not balding.

>POOP LOL
>*poops on catridge*
>haha

God dammit, Mike.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Imagine 16:9 HD versions of the original 99 Episodes.

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ASS

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He a balding cuckold lmao

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based
cringe

What's the best episode and why is it a nightmare on elm street?
>So you like playing shitty games?

I'm using him as a warning on how drinking is really bad for you.

literally impossible because they were shot like that
youtube.com/watch?v=uxqaI0UBDHM

Based

Hambo? A pig version of Rambo?

HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

He only drinks beer in the first episode, he drinks water in the rest.

He just needs to say fuck it and take the buzz pill.

>these games are so fuckin shitty they're making me go bald!

That actually scared me when I first saw it

This, and Silver Surfer is a really close second.

I'm not talking about when his stuff was still good.

TO LET YOU FUCK HIS WIFE IN THE ASS

His children are more white than your entire mutt bloodline.

"WHO'S GONNA FUCK THAAAAT? NOBODY!"

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I AM DRINKING ROLLING ROCK, ON THE ROLL 'N ROCKER

Never really found avgn funny. Just really entertaining.
His videos are just kinda cozy when he's talking about retro games. The potty humor is like a foul smelling glue that holds the informative and retrospective bits together.

I wonder if she ever stopped/censored James from releasing an episode because it was too sexist or not politically correct.

James might be a balding goof with an ugly wife but at least he has a wife and a family, do you have a wife and a daughter user, do you?

>want some ugly cunt that forces you to watch the kids
kek. and one of his kids looks just like him.

When has his humor ever veered that way? It was never political or offensive towards a specific group.
It's just toilet humor; always has been.

HE’S GONNA

We'll never know because he might have been stopped from releasing it.

Original vs HD "Remaster"

>G-Force F...what?

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>When has his humor ever veered that way? It was never political or offensive towards a specific group.
>It's just toilet humor; always has been.
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> Anonymous 08/10/19(Sat)23:16:38 No.473666946▶
>HE’S GONNA
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> Anonymous 08/10/19(Sat)23:17:09 No.473666990▶
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>We'll never know because he might have been stopped from releasing it.

>forces
he works a lot from home anyways
are you actually trying to say that he shouldn't multitask because he's a man and she shouldn't have a job?
or are you hitting a pipe and that's your argument?

he doesnt multitask. muh kids take up all his time.

why do liberals do this when they lose?

It's shit rock.

>We live in the year 2007.

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HAVE THESE

NOT THESE

64 BITS

32 BITS

16 BITS

I'D RATHER HAVE A DIARRHEA DOG TAKE A LAVA DUMP ALL OVER THE SCREEN

8 BITS

The part where he called Jessica Rabbit on the phone and threatened to murder her probably wouldn't fly today.

HAAAMBOOONE

>It's the ten-year anniversary of the year 2000.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS A BIT ANYWAY?

Just reading some of the old AVGN quotes makes me laugh pretty good, yet I've chuckled maybe a handful of times watching the last few dozen AVGN episodes. What happened?

A mere 143 days until the Raid 2020 review and the start of a new golden AVGN era.

>It's been about ten years...

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>watching this episode on Nico with a live comment section
>everybody goes FAGGOT when this scene happens

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Where did the avgn cuck meme come from? Did he actually get cucked?

>ywn watch the Plumbers Don't Wear Ties review for the first time again

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The movie ending + some guy spamming it on Yea Forums over and over again

Literally just obsessed autist fanfiction. It has nearly no basis in reality. People just became really obsessed with his wife and kids when she finally revealed more about herself to us. The cuck thing mostly just seems to be people still asshurt about the movie that for some reason they think is SJW. Because black and female side characters are SJW and everything is politics 24/7 since 2013.

tell me this is shopped

Godzilla games my nig.

Street Fighter 2010 for me

>green screen outline
>Not the green reflections all over

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Castlevania episodes and the Nintendo Power epise were the best

Okay, King Kong is, like... 50 feet tall or somethin', but in this game, they made him out to be, like... 1500 feet. How big is he, exactly? Well, if bigger than the Empire State Building isn't a good enough analogy, then let's just say, A LOT BIGGER THAN THAT FUCKIN' BAG!

Real talk how does his greenscreen look so fucking good in the top one

Cause he actually bothered to do some lighting and composting. He literally just put more effort into because it was his soul being poured into them. He edited them himself and he's a filmmaker, he knows what he's doing. The team or whatever that edits his shit now is fucking trash and could make anything look good even if they tried.

The old specs are so much better too.

That's the why, I want to know the how. Maybe my editing software isn't good enough.

I wanna go back to watching AVGN on Gametrailers after school guys. I want to go back!

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>Alfred and the Fettuc...
>Yeah, Fetttuc!
>You never heard of Fettuc?

I can't, Action 52 is the best AVGN episode, hands down

HES GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE STRAND
TO PLAY KOJIMAS GAMES THAT ARE BLAND

I like to watch mike matei and inspector gadget play mineicrafta

WHERE DID THEY HAIR GO?!

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SING IT WITH ME!

The why is the how. Are you actually using good lighting? What do the graphics you're using for the backgrounds look like? You can't just snatch an image off Bing and expect it to look good. You need to make it look good, take it into photoshop and do whatever you need to do to make it look how you want. Again, I will express that lighting is very very important. There's tons of guides on Youtube on how to properly use a green screen. It's a very practical effort, not all computer magic.

AVGN is the bottom in low-tier gamer comedy. He's not funny, and most of his humor is literally either = toilet human or loud is funny xD

YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU'RE STUCK IN THE WALL AGAIN!

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So what is high tier gamer comedy?

Mario parodies where he eats drugs

It's actually strange how much better the older equipment made his bad special effects look. I guess it's the difference between having bad, but real, practical effects. And the best CG he can get with the equipment he has, but it's still poor CG.

HE'S GONNA TAKE YOURSELF TO THE PAST

Streamer fail compilations.

HE'D RATHER HAAAAAAAAAVE

A BLACK BUUUUUUULL

its too long though and it gets repetitive

Legit spooked

simpler times user, simpler times

BUST A HUGE LOAD IN HIS WIFE'S REAR

Dammit, it ran away again!

Guys dancing around
Wearing pink suits
And baby blue sky suits
I just wanna ask you....
The fuck is wrong with you?
Who picked out your outfit?

hehehe

Is that rear projection in the top one? Also looks like he got colored lighting to help with the illusion. God damn, did he just stop having any input in his videos?

Total Recall. Total fucking shit

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L

He doesn't do anything in AVGN videos besides appear in them now. Screenwave people or Mike write the entire script, they call up all the special guests, and some team of fucking retards does the editing that looks worse than what was done by one man on a 2006 Mac. The only thing he slightly contributes besides his performance is the gameplay, sometimes and technically. The gameplay is often ripped from James & Mike couch co-op videos and it's usually footage from when Mike or someone else is playing.

i would tell you but as a gatekeeper i want you newfags as far away from my memes as possible

I mean it's an epitome of what he represents for sure. Undeniably shitty shit that could probably only be liked ironically.

At the end of the day he is passionate about films.
He knows do do as much as he can with practical effects.
The new guys just do everything digitally so it doesn't even remotely mesh together well.

I CAN'T TOUCH THAT RED POT?

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>my memes
But your memes end here.

Milon's Secret Castle? MORE LIKE MILON'S SHITTY ASSHOLE

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Didn't he piss off Japan with this one?

Really? What happened?

I wouldn't be surprised. Looks like some shitty MSX game that La Mulana would have been inspired by

Who was the best and worst guest?

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"NOT ON THE FIRST TRY!"

>DOUBLE NIGGER
James was pretty edgy back in the day

>Making fun of a white man who takes care of his white family
Are you black and don't know what it's like to have a father? Or are you just a cuck with worthless genetics? I'd tell you to remove yourself from the gene pool but you already did long ago.

Who cares? Fuck Japan, fuck otaku, fuck niggers, fuck Jews, and most of all FUCK jannies.

sup kieran. still defending ugly ass, retarded, no talent james?

I remember hearing that the Milon franchise has a cult following in Japan. AVGN also has a pretty big Japanese fanbase and they got pissed when he shat all over this game.

Or Mee-lon, or Millon, or whatever.

Japan had a hard on for games with really obscure secret shit during that era. Lots of Japanese boomers shit on him because of that.

>best
Spider-man
>worst
Lloyd, though I feel the Nathan Barnett episode is more hated.

Gilbert Gottfried is the worst now. He wasn't funny, talked slow as fuck and barely even stayed in any type of character.

>watch AVGN back when I was a teen
>didn't find his poopoo peepee jokes funny at all, enjoyed the review for his own opinions, the terrible game itself and his personal stories
>watch AVGN as an adult
>laugh at all the poopoo peepee jokes while still enjoying the rest

I'm surprised it too me this long to truly be able to laugh at a guy saying "ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS".

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True.
I couldn't even get through that episode it was so bad.
I think that was one of the unfunniest episodes to date.
James really should just retire AVGN at this point, it's clear he's not passionate about it anymore.

Hows the Gilbert God fried episode?

Why is it that Justin is the only “guest” that works. He seems to have this natural chemistry with James, he should have been in a few more episodes, and definitely should have been the sidekick in the movie

He literally can have any female gamergirl

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But he chose this

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Cause he's an actual character on the show and actually friends with James. Celebrity guests are not characters and James probably only just met them the day they started filming. It's soulless.

They just yell swears the entire time. Its a bit tiresome.

Happier times. RIP bootsy

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NOT THE FIRST TIME

What happebed to bootsy?

I'm surprised nobody's freaked out at him yet over his older videos having rape jokes in them

Mike kicked him out cuz Bootsy was better at vidya then him

I really think the time where he started ranting about white nationalism was a bit uncalled for. I mean im surprised YT hasnt taken down for how many times he used the N word.

too busy bitching about blumpf on twitter to finish bootsy beats so they fired him

So he made Gronald Grump jokes. Thats a big YIKES from me.

I still can't believe how popular he is in japan.

Making him into an actual character was a horrible idea. Should have just been a one off joke.

Everyone knows, retard.

desu I always preferred episodes that are more informative than ones that are more comedic.
Pong Consoles for example is one of my favorite episodes.

Imagine being obsessed over this dudes wife. She literally has never shown up on his channel and made one post over half a decade ago and still you guys are fucking OBSESSED with her. I might get it if she was in his videos or making posts but she basically does not exist as part of cinemassacre.

He's not even a game programmer, he just was a producer for Bram Stoker's Dracula.

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I think Silver Surfer is the tightest written episode. Everything moves so quickly, he's actually angry, the jokes are funny, it's poorly dubbed but it kind of adds to the speed
>HE LOOKS SO STUPID

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he started going downhill after the R.O.B. episode, but he still has a good one occasionally.
also the castlevania episodes were max comfy

>user doesn't know what it's like to form connections with someone

why does she never smile??

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One more year, bros

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I'm fine with the Nerd occasionally mentioning him as a gag, but he definitely should've never been a full character in the show.
Him not being an full character was part of the fun.
Just this entity that made shitty games to torture the Nerd.

What kind of connection is being made in that photograph?

What sucks is it is probably something where there is nothing to really say about it.

Four months, really

His wife looks like a crossdressing coal miner. Her kids probably call her Dad and call avgn James. When she takes a shit they get a bill from the water company.

top: hairline
bottom: hairlineless

>not watching AVGN on screw attack AT school
underaged b&

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Wow, you have a distorted conception of family. Did your dad beat you? It's ok, you can tell us.

What the fuck I remember watching him in 2007. He still makes content?

>there hasn't been a single good AVGN since whatever came right before beetlejuice

This is absurd

ikari warriors is peak avgn

Live comment sections are fun. I wish they caught on outside of Asia.

Action 52.
Fuck this game, please do a review on it. You asshole.
Thanks.

What are you babbling about you nigger? Kill yourself.

WOW I guess I gotta do it now

Reminder to all the Yea Forums kiddies

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Desert Bus isn't very good, do you mean Big Rigs? Even so there have been great episodes after it. 2015 and 2016 had some gems.
>Hong Kong 97
>SEA MAN
>Bernstein Bears

>marrying a woman with tattoos

She looks like a total bitch.

lies

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Is this new Postal game?

>But the funny thing is that it's a strangely effective way to get you to play the game because just for curiosity's sake, it makes you wonder: how much of her clothes are going to come off? It's like: "Hey, we got this horrible shitty game, but there's a girl taking her clothes off. So you gotta keep playing."
Funny how this is true

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I feel bad for his kids who have to grow up with that unhappy woman.

his wife is not horrible looking she always looks pissed though

>Yea Forums making a thread

They have James. He'll make sure they're happy.

Some people just don't smile.

4 BITS

Never really payed attention to his social media, but with seeing him with a wife and two growing kids, it's really hitting me that he's getting up there in age.
That, and he really doesn't have that much time to invest in AVGN anymore.
He's not that spry 20 something dude with extra free time.
He's a family man now.

2 BIT

The new fred fuchs episode with Gotfried felt really lame and forced.

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1 BIT

>Nerd says "fuck"
>screen flooded with wwwww

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He goes into lighting a little bit late into this one

>Screenwave people or Mike write the entire script
Mike stopped writing shortly after episode 100, and his contributions were mostly for the better. He wrote the Zelda 2 and Swordquest episodes by himself I think, among some others.

HALF BIT

He said "retarded" (unreal how that's actually offensive now) and used to make rape jokes, but that's about it really.

QUARTER BIT

How old is she? James is 40-ish, so if she's 40 it's understandable that she looks like that.

34 according to imdb

Second worst episode only after Toxic Crusaders. Rex Viper Rigs save it and Gottfried talks normally if you ajust the video speed at 1.5x

>Make solid argument why you wont go to watch a single movie
>Yea Forums goes so mad they start a "cuck spam" campaing againts him
Bluepilled, but a based man that dabs on internet spergs.

Okay, she's just ugly then. She looks 45.

it wasnt because of that
youtube.com/watch?v=d7_0-jidcTA

THEY'VE SHOULD'VE CALLED IT
boo haunted house

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Is the wall man. Really fucks up murrican and uk women

what was AVGNs peak years?

I always liked this episode, it's genuinely interesting.

2008 to 2011

>watch random avgn video
>notice it's over 20 minutes long
>get comfy for a video of him playing a game and complaining about it
>finishes the game halfway through the video
>suddenly transitions to a badly acted scenario where he's fighting the game or its character in some way

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THEEEEE WRIIIIIIIIST GAAAAAAAAAME

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James was originally planning to give the "-beats" series to Bootsy (later to be handed to Mike) as he was friends with Bootsy since college. Bootsy actually began recording the Ghosts 'n Goblins (NES) episode on the October 14 and 15. James wanted Bootsy to have a larger spot on the Cinemassacre website, but according to Kevin Finn it was clear that "Matei and Ryan wanted James's immense directing and producting talents used strictly to enhance their own careers." Finn explained the time when James's friendship with Bootsy came to a crashing halt:

"It all came to a head...when Mike Matei, Ryan Schott, and April (James's wife) came over and heard Bootsy's version of 'Bootsy Beats Ghosts 'n Goblins'... They maneuvered James into the Nerd Room and reduced him to tears. It was a cruel and pathetic scene. Bootsy, Kyle, and I were in another room but we could see the scene through the recording monitor of that room Mike had set up. It was as if James had turned into a little boy. The conversation appeared quiet and calm, but we could tell it was emotional and intense. The others were doing most of the talking, like overbearing, controlling parents. James would move away, and they would block his escape. We couldn't hear what was being said, but I think a good lip-reader would have picked up something like, 'We don't give a **** about these guys, and we want those ad revenues for us.' We could actually feel James crumbling, and when he came out of the room, a tear dropped down his cheek. His head was lowered and his shoulders sagged. It was the body language of a child who had just been scolded and punished. And this brilliant internet icon - whose videos defined one generation and influenced another - weepingly told us, "We can't do this. I have to give the series to them. They're family and I have to take care of my family. They want the series. I'll give you any amount of money you want to finish a video, but I can't affiliate with it. They won't let me"

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Jesus fucking christ. Interact with a woman

I still remember this hilarious shitstorm. Surprised James didn't cave in.

It was kino in the SMB3 episode. You had to be there back then, man.

FUCKERS

>Surprised James didn't cave in.
He didn't cave in because he didn't care. He was a 36 year old man (now 39), he has no reason to check his Twitter all the time. When Kieran went on Yea Forums and talked about what's going on with Screenwave and AVGN he mentioned that James is one of the most chill people he's ever met and lets shit roll off his back effortlessly. Truly a chad.

No man, it's not the software, when he green screened himself in real life he matched the lighting to what was shown in the video he was projecting himself onto, in other words, more effort tgan just slapping himself on there.

Go back to the friggin Wonder Years you piece of shit!

I was out of high school before AVGN even started

I don't want to be that guy by why doesn't mods take down AVGN threads but they delete every other celebrity. I mean chuggaconroy should be an exception too....

The Swordquest episodes are some of my favorite. Surprised that he had it in him.

well excuse me, mr. gucci loafers

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Who was in the wrong here?

>theme song gets to the end
>na--------do

is this his mom?

Am I the only one who liked the earthbound episode

This guy has a really funny prank call vid that got taken down that I think was called "Angry Video Game Nerd Rage" that was just a compilation of him calling random places and spamming "angry" quotes. One of them was a Sheriff's Department which takes brass balls. The other one was some random chick, and that one was memorable:
>"You're gonna get fucked up the asshole with a porcupine!"
>...That's hot. *click*

Far from it. EarthBound is the final AVGN episode with SOUL, in that it's the last pre-Screenwave episode. In fact, if you read the description, it's pretty obvious he was going to go back to the 2012 schedule of putting out just a few episodes a year, before he was convinced to keep doing AVGN regularly because it rakes in the cash.

Bible games were top comfy. Fight me

legit first time i've seen james in a photo with his kids

James not watching the movie had zero to do with your culture war against liberals. It was an apolitical decision.

MINEY

Anyone?

Little do you know I do it everyday :)

He looks so...normal

They love James so much over there, they even subtitled You Know What's Bullshit
nicovideo.jp/watch/sm9362436

Fake and gay.

I was wondering the same thing. I guess the mods actually like AVGN.

What is his best rant? And why is it his Atari Sports Football one?

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The Dick Tracy one had the most passion.

The power brick rants are so fucking true and hilarious

Batman Forever, I loved that one because I had that piece of shit game
>You have to tap select...slightly BEFORE you press up

>UGH! Racist and sexist much?

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Wrong. The Batman Forever rant was the best.

>her hairline is worse than his

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Batman Forever wasn't a rant, it was a legit episode of true anger. I wish he'd get that truly angry at a game again.

EPSTEIN DIDN'T DODGE THE TWO BULLETS TO THE BACK OF HIS FUCKING HEAD

It's NWR

I always liked his castlevania episodes but the Godzilla one is fun too

Pretty sure he only does it now because it pays the most

Would AVGN be deader than dead to you if he does Godzilla the nes game?creepypasta edition?

You can just walk over it.

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This is objectively true.

For whatever reason I have strong preferences regarding the output of an aged early-days youtuber whose content I have outgrown by years.

This is his best episode because you can tell it was legitimately propelled by a genuine anger. It's so crisp. It's a manic rant. Pulling out the maze as an illustration of the game is genius. My dick doesn't work in real life. I want to cum in my own belly button. We are nothing but shaved apes. Meat cord meat cord meat cord meat cord meat cord

Hey user
You’re a poopy head

I got one even worse
>five night’s at freddy’s review
>invite the original creator
>invite joe rogan for fuck all reason
>avgn has less than 5 lines throughout the entire video
>segment at the end where all three go into a poorly-rendered green screen pizzeria and fight Mike Matei in a Freddy Fazbear suit

Honest question, does anyone actually like the little skits he puts in his vids? The same shit with Dr. Insano from Spoony where he just has a 3 minute awkward interaction with some character? I went back and watched the first 20 and I cringed hard

been excited for this for years, now with the last 10 or so episodes I dont really care anymore

So does James actually make movies or nah?

okay this is epic

Castlevania 2 is by far still his best video.

youtu.be/KjLXSe4opRw

based

Why is the Angry Videogame nerd this popular?

Not for years.

hes making a horror movie right now when hes not too busy taking care of MUH KIDS

Yea Forumsoomers

James' girlfriend! Woof!

youtube.com/watch?v=oZeuJG6-lRQ

His console reviews were usually the best. Except for the Jaguar review. That sucked ass

TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF

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Mechagamezilla

just crop it like they did with the simpsons

It went completely around the frog!

Sometimes I feel like the only person on Yea Forums who likes the Toxic Crusaders episode.

>le childish feces metaphor man
Pinnacle of humor, truly.

YOUR ASS IS GRASS NOW BUDDY

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IM DRINKING ROLLICK ROCK
ON THE ROLLIN ROCKER

You mean you still don't have a Sega CD!?

>segment at the end where all three go into a poorly-rendered green screen pizzeria and fight Mike Matei in a Freddy Fazbear suit
This but with some celebrity instead of Mike Matei is the pinnacle of Screenwave cancer. Please god no.

Popularized the online video review format, god tier comedic timing in his prime, endlessly quotable, most of his classic episodes still hold up

Would have totally said “faggot” a few years earlier. But other reviewers did that joke already, so I’m ok with the nerd not doing it

>Jaguar review
>bad
Where did you learn to opinions?

Not really
Also, spoony is such a sad tale. I’d feel bad for him, but he was always a little bitch when it came to criticism

In his golden age videos yes. AVGN vs. Bugs Bunny is just classic, man.

They were bad but nowhere near as bad as spoony

THIS ONE SUCKS MY LEFT BALL

DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DRIVE

THIS GAME SUCKS MY SPIDERBALLS!

>definitely should have been the sidekick in the movie
He's embarrassed about having been involved with the AVGN, and he and James aren't friends anymore because of some shit with money. I think it he didn't trust Ryan or something.

which episode was the definitive AAASSSSSS from?

Top Gun NES Accessories

ROLLING ROCK

ON THE ROLLIN ROCKER!!!!!!!!!

You're right, Cheetahmen was pretty good too

dammit just make it october so i can rewatch the Castlevania ones already

Nintendo Power

I love those Castlevania ones. They might be my favorite episodes to rewatch. Until I get to the part where he can't figure out what to do in Castlevania 64. I never played C64 growing up, but I can just tell, he was missing something incredibly obvious that everyone else probably managed to figure out just fine, and it was an early indication that maybe he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing when it comes to video games.

Comfy AVGN is so good. Swordquest is another prime example.

cheek connection

no it wasn't. jokes are funny

Keith Apicary's videos are legit better than AVGN and he's got like no views aside from that one dancing video. That one episode he did with AVGN was so fucking terrible I put off checking that guy's stuff, and never would have if it weren't for youtube autoplay one day.

youtube.com/watch?v=UHKTtaXMP3Q&feature=youtu.be&t=86

Your life is a joke that isnt funny

Your mother's pussy told the funniest joke ever when it opened its lips and you came out.

>unreal how that's actually offensive now

It's actually not

WELCOME TO DIE!

>tatoo

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I think he actually triggered people back in the day with that Virtual Boy video; I know I saw at least one person think he was actually serious

For me it's the Bugs Bunny games

This

youtube.com/watch?v=MSB9SZvtP2I

he could have done better if slightly

youtube.com/watch?v=AyVQ9KaPxRI

The Best Gamers is good taste, shame the group fell apart and RC64 was/is pretty much the only guy putting any effort into it for a long time.

This is the only right answer

ASSS!