>Meanwhile at the USG Ishimura
Meanwhile at the USG Ishimura
Ian Cruz
Alexander Davis
>AAAAAAAAAHHHHRRGGGGGGRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Logan Lee
Can you guys keep it quiet down there? I'm trying to sleep goddammit!
Alexander Thompson
Who the hell keeps stealing organs from medbay? I swear this is the seventh punctured lung I find on the floor.
Angel Jackson
Why is this place so dirty? There's blood literally everywhere.
Leo Price
Still haven't heard back from requisitions about my request to lay some carpeting down.
The living quarters are so spartan and gloomy.
Angel Robinson
Janitors arent doing their jobs lately
Chase Carter
omg i get it!! because it would be silly if you were unaware of the entire epidemic since you are too busy trying to sleep!!! LOL!
oh wow hilarious, bro
Brandon Gonzalez
Medical here:
A reminder to all engineers, please do NOT use stasis on your dick. No, it will not let you slow down your cumshot and no it will not help you last longer. And finally, no, you do not want to see what's left of the guy's cock after we finish fixing the mess he made of himself.
That is all.
Grayson Jackson
AYE!
I'M SLEEPIN HERE!