Tell me about Dovababy

Tell me about Dovababy

Why is he red?

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His body can't contain his power yet

embarassment for his parents

he's holding in a shout

He didn't fry so good.

Why is that baby so red.

It's normal for babies to be red.

He is embarrassed because of his retarded name

He's allergic to cum user

The baby grew up and loves his name
>“Dovahkiin is very familiar with his namesake and has several times pointed out Elder Scrolls and said, "Mama, that's my game!"”
>“He will sometimes tell that to perfect strangers when we’re in GameStop. Though he can't play the game yet, he is getting into other console and computer games right now. He is currently playing Snoopy, LittleBigPlanet, and Slime Rancher.”
>“He knows his middle name but likes his first name best and has told me several times not to call him nicknames.”, they tell me. “He says that calling him ‘Dovah’ for short is fine.”
>When Dovahkiin started preschool, and now Kindergarten, the reaction to his name is more subdued but, having volunteered at his school and seeing the variety of names amongst children his age and older, I don't think he'll have any problems in later grades.”
>For the family as a whole, it’s clear that Dovahkiin’s name has been nothing but a source of joy and happiness; “I have been given no reason not to enjoy my son's unique, wonderful name”, says Megan, “Seeing anything Elder Scrolls is like recognizing a friendly face.”

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>The baby grew up
No he didn't, he's 5.
That's typically not old enough for most kids to start getting bullied and beat up. He still has some time.

damage control
he is probably on suicide watch

>No he didn't, he's 5.
well grew up as in he's no longer a baby unless you consider 5 to still be a baby
Also Bethesda has honored the deal the father still gets every game by them for free

Trying to kill himself by holding his breath

Why not name your kid Dovah? It's still retarded yes, but at least you could chalk it up to being some weird foreign name instead of a fucking video game

Dovahkiin is such a shitty fucking name. At least that kid named Sephiroth could be nicknamed Seph or something. What could your shorten Dovahkiin to? Dovah? Jesus.

he's pooping most likely

seething

dave u fucking rere

fucking this

I think in exchange for naming their child that Todd no longer harasses them about buying his games.

What would you feed to a Dovababy?

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I bought that and a lot of the recipes are actually pretty good

Dovahdick.

You guys are just jealous you don't have a chad n name

My name is literally Chad.

This kid's fucking set
Normies will still probably be jacking off to this game in the future, it's gonna net him friends I bet

It's retarded to us, yes, because we come from an earlier generation. kids in the future are going to be absolutely unundated with epin vidya references and shit

You probably wouldn't bat an eye if you met someone who was named after a celebrity from a movie their parents enjoyed, same thing here.

As someone with a retarded name "dovakiin" isnt that bad a deal.
at least its not a shitty pun like mine

At least Bethesda are honoring their promise

My name is literally Chad.

He is brimming with CHIM

My name is literally chad

Bethesda games for free seems like a bad thing as they are shit and take up space,you could sell them online,sure.

Not as bad as when some guy had to name his child bjorn or something bear related if he wanted his wife to add bears to Minecraft

It’s fuckin not. I have never seen a red baby except fresh out the vagina

God damn, highschool is gonna be rough for this kid.

who would bully the kid that could go on a school shouting

>take up space,
M8 he doesnt have to download them they are activated on his steam so there is no storage issue

How would the media even cover this?

They should have named him Ragnar instead.

>He visited Yea Forums once so he was alt-right aswell

Nah man. He's gonna be slaying elf puss puss.

>tfw no cutie elf cosplay gf

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He's not done yet. Put him back!

shill

What exactly am I shilling?

>No he didn't, he's 5.
user, Skyrim came out 8 years ago. He's 7.

I have the WoW cookbook, it's bretty cool. Also Chelsea is a legit adventurer who picked up cooking while living abroad in Turkey, I respect that.

dp êp^me find tlhaty attraxc'rive? waht the fuck

the things I would do to her asshole

a vile whore

not shill just thirsty incel

My name is literally jealous.

>seeing the variety of names amongst children his age and older, I don't think he'll have any problems in later grades.
This kid's class is gonna be full of Links and whatever else released around 2011 besides Skyrim and Zelda, isn't it.

Because Bitcoin rates just dropped.

(you) are literally a fag LOL

He's holding in a fus doh rah

He's a redguard.

I bet it looks like a goddamn starfish

But I don’t even know who she is. I just googled lewd elf cosplay

I used to work at a GameStop and this guy came in with his three kids. I shit you not he named them Altair, Ezio, and Connor. Connor was the only one his wife was okay with.
They were Mexicans.

5 when the article i quoted came out

My name is literally fag

He can bully the game of throne kids

He’s gonna grow up to be a scalie with a dragon oc

Are you the OP?

he's steaming with rage because of his shitty name that's going to ruin his life

...

Literally, my name is Chad

children are enthusiastic about anybody, when he gets into high school I guarantee he's going to have a different attitude while he's getting shoved in a locker

My name is literally OP

you do realize kids have stupid names now khaleesi was a common baby name

Do gamers seriously think this is attractive? Holy fuck...

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Yeah stupid baby names are not a new thing, people named their kids retarded shit before GoT and Skyrim came out, that doesn't make it any better

What I'm saying is he wont be bullied for it because strange names are the norm

Vocal chords are not developed enough to pronunciate silabeles and he keeps trying to say fus roh da

They're absolutely not the norm. The new popular names are Jayden, Kaiden, Blayden, Aiden and Glayden. Having a name like Dovahkiin completely stands out, both in the weird spelling and sound, this kid is going to stick out like a sore thumb

Hes a red orc

>pointy ears = elf

Name one elf that didn’t have pointy ears

His name was literally elf

I thought we were discussing elves and the female cosplayer...who are you talkin about?

I unironically feel sorry for this kid. His parents literally use him.

The kid likes his name though he has a normal middle name but he doesnt use it

Because pic related

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he was 5 when that article was posted, he has no real understanding of what that name will mean for him and he's never been to school where this name will bite him in the ass the most. I guarantee he will want to be called something else. A toddler getting praised and enjoying his weird name while being coddled by his parents is totally different than someone who is going to school with that name and will be definitely bullied for it

Khaleesi and Daenerys, probably.

You're a Gayden.

Having a weird name won't get you bullied if you were bullied for one you would have been bullied without it because you were already a faggot with or without the name the name just gives them something to use when they could easily find something else

yeah and middle schoolers aren't going to try to get to know you before they start fucking with you. Kids are always the first to point out differences in groups and start cliques

Besides with the completely beta parents this kid has i'm sure he'll be they type to bring his switch to school which will get him bullied anyways

If you were bullied user it wasn't because they didnt get to know you it's because you were a faggot and deserved it

I wasn't bullied but thanks. I'm guessing you have some fucking stupid name like Ganondorf and are just trying to rationalize that it's not really so bad

>Not being able to IRL Doriyah

I can, luckily my parents named me Kazuya

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user he is pic related just let it go.

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