Enough saving princesses, what say we take part in some good old fashioned thievery...

Proof?

Notice how big that chest is, but how thin the arms and legs are.
If it was buff, the arms and legs would also be buff.
The only other possibility is that is hiding big breasts.

Kek/10.
That said, if we're conjuring illusions, why not turn the guard into a Princess?

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If I cast a 2nd illusion, does she become real?

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i don't want to fuck the guard anymore

i want to fuck the guard even more now

>female
dropped

>female
picked up

I use the powers gifted to me by the outsider to stop time to freeze the guard before stealing the gem

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okay, but the helmet stays on during sex

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Cute

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yes

>Whatever, creep. Just stay behind that line.

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>dodge
>flurry rush
>backflip into headshot
>spam attacks
>freeze the enemy with runes
>spam more attacks
ezpz

Yes. Now have at you!

Oops.

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fuck dude I remember those games

>throw a bone behind you
>guard runs off

hey ryan
draw more goblins and less furfag shit

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Based

A... minor setback.

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Joke's on her. Now her armor is a person!

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Hey, its this thread ag-

>furfags took over

Fuck

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why there is two timelines?

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make them meet

nice
multiverse theory, hold on, there's about to be another one

user is the stone that split the stream of time.

this

Quick, distract her with guile and wit!

>that fitness
Give her a marriage proposal.

this nigga finna boutta get neutered

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OH NO! THE TIME GEM CAPTURED THE THIEF! USE YOUR KNIGHTLY VIDYA KNOWLEDGE TO SAVE/ ARREST HIM

YOU DON'T WANT TO GET REPRIMANDED BY THE CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD, DO YOU?

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Everybody freeze, say? Mr. Capone wants that Jewel, say? Now back off or I'll pump everyone full of lead, say? Mwah!

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The real treasure was the guard all along
Riches can't compare to a toned tomboy knight gf

what the fuck is happening
Sincerely yours, OP

seduce the gem(???)

Look, that gem seems pretty expensive, so I have an idea, let me get the gem, when your boss asks, just say that it was a very clever thief.
I sell the gem and we share 50/50 what I get for it.

youtu.be/Ra5FFVSNOrA?t=74
The flow of time itself is convoluted

Aaw jeez Rick, m-maybe we should go to the citadel of princesses and ask the council to help us to to like to to fix this problem.

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I wait until knightfall.
While there are a million knights falling from the sky I carefully climb over the growing mound of metal and take the jewel and skedaddle serenely.

Aaww... my little buff angel, I love her and her muscles so much!

What a fucking twist I didn't see that coming

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You strike a sexy pose! However....

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>"Psssh, I've seen better than that! Our queen is a million times sexier!"

It was ineffective!

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wow rude

Mate press

If I could press a button that killed all drawfags instantly I would.

I ready my trusty Cathedral Knight Greatsword and prepare to stomp the fuck out of the knight
however...

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You need to turn everyone into princesses
even yourself

If I could press a button that killed you instantly, I would.

You fools, now the timestream split into even more streams
We are screwed, Raziel

I bet her armpits smell good

The weapons colliding made a pretty big shockwave, enough to knock the guard's helmet clean off.
Seems the black stuff inside was not a shadow. Also she seems pissed.

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CUTE

Uh oh
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If our positions were switched would our fates be different?

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The gem can prank you? Haha

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STEAL A GEM FOR A SECOND CHANCE
BUT YOU WILL NEVER BECOME A MAN

Best one

Is that what the gem does?

surprise hug until he falls asleep

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EZ

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Is this a steven universe reference

kys

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>Weird shadow person
QUICK TURN OFF THE LIGHTS
you know where this is going

Based

BASED

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nice

imgur.com/a/P8GjEbD
time for a lewd :^)

I don't think that helped very much
feels chilly in here suddenly

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>laughter but also an erection.jpg

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Watch out for grues.
RAEP INCOMING

enough of this softcore bullshit someone draw the tomboy sitting on someones face

If there's one thing horror games taught me, it's that being in pitch darkness is bad. Good thing I brought a match. Doesn't give much light though.

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imagine sticking your dick in it

Ok, but where is the hole

Fearboner > boner.

Where ISN'T a hole?

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Looks like you got gotted. Game over.
I'll leave the rest to your imagination because it would look like shit if I tried to draw it

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this one was good

Polish armor and try again

But she's just gonna cuddle us. That's all shadowy horrors want, love and affection.

Porn when

It didn't seem to work.

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POLISH HARDER

Oh that's a pretty clever joke.

Only if you really, really believe.

bump i wont let it be archived.

It's time to let go, user.

Welp, we had a good run. Let's do this again some time!

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Yeah, but you'd have to take the hit and your weak-ass body's not going to take that hit.