Right, err... Rockbusters, innit? How it works is, we give you some initials and a little... little cryptic clue...

Right, err... Rockbusters, innit? How it works is, we give you some initials and a little... little cryptic clue, and it makes up the name of a video game. Right? Alright, here they are:
>That bloke is good with a katana. That's BS.
>Ooh, I need a word that sounds like a lorry. Initials there are TC.
>I think that wooden stick has emotions. B.
>That Italian man wants to be paid for his services. That's M.
>You better let that fish back in the water. And that's U.

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>Round like a fucking orange. Post CP

I’m to fuckkng autistic to play this

There was this plumber right, I think it was in Italy. Anyway he was doing some work on a construction site, doing what he does, putting the pipes in and that when all of a sudden he hears his Mrs. shouting at him. So he thinks that's a bit weird, she doesn't usually visit him at work. He's looking around for her everywhere and he can't see her anywhere, and eventually he looks up and realizes she's at the top of the building they're working on and some big fella has got hold of her. So he climbs up there to see what's going on, and the bloke is throwing barrels down at him so he's getting really angry at this point, eventually he makes it up there and he's ready to thump this bloke for giving him all this grief and trying it on with his wife, turns out it was a monkey. The funny thing is, they ended up getting on a storm, ended up playing golf together.

you're talking shit user

Weird innit

It didn't happen!

What I don't understand is 'ow findin' coins gives 'em more lives. When I spend all day findin' coins in me couch, Suzanne tells me I 'ave no life.

You're an idiot, user. Play a record

the phone call that saved kp plumbing

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Last one is Uncharted

wrong

Third one is Besiege I think.

nope

Some Russian monkeys were having trouble with math. RFG.

TC is True Crime
I'm a fucking genius, send me my copy of Duke Nukem for the Game.com

correct

Red Fraction Gorilla

>Side character turns out to be the true villain

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You got it. Ladder 49 is on its way to you right now.

he's got eyes that pop out his ead'

>side character is low key based and the best character in the game

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First one is Bloodstained.

>there's this... there's this thing in it...

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No

>That time Karl called him an invalid and Ricky had to hold him back

>tfw based karl destroys stephen with facts and logic

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>Karl doing Monkey News about the Victorian ape woman
>Three offers of marriage... does that annoy you Steve?
How can Merchantfags ever recover?

I think he went too far there. It wasn't funny, it was just awkward.

For people who don't know rockbusters;
The clue is craptic. It sounds sort of like the answer but not really;
>That Jamaican fella wants nothing
Nil Demand - Neil Diamond.
>Ooh, I need a word that sounds like a lorry.
Truck Rhyme - True Crime

Banner Saga is the only set of initials I can think of, but the clue doesn’t fit.... or does it?

could you please explain the logic

Truck Rhyme

user let him finish!

>expect ricky to burst out laughting
>dead silence
is invalid a serious insult in bongland?

Second to last is Mario Maker 2.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

It meant his living license is invalid

Only for BBC luvvies like Gervais. It's a common insult.

fuck me that's terrible

I don't think you understand how this game works

It was the way Karl said it. It came across as very off the cuff. The setup was not there at all so it sounded like Karl was doing it to be mean spirited, not for the bants.
Of course, from what follows we can assume it was just poor timing on Karl's part, but Steve takes it way too personally.

Fucking room temp IQ. I’ve never heard of this shit and it takes two seconds to figure out. Lorry is another word for Truck, a word that sounds like is a rhyme. TruckRhyme =True Crime. Brainlet

4th is Mafia?
Ma fee-a

Broken sword is the first one

yes

That Bro can Sword

>head like a fucking orange
pleb podcastfags

>you're an idiot, play a record
patrician XFM listeners

>WE'RE NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN YOU'VE GOT NO FEATURES LEFT

You gotta play sick tunes to sooth your great grandma's adopted son, meaning, what, your step-grandpa or somethin'? That's EB. Or M for your purists out there.

First one Blade Strangers?
Fourth one Mafia?
These are tough clues. I'm working on them
>the girlfriend with bone marrow
TOP tier scene all around

Earthbound.
That's now the game works user

It's the movie STIGMATA

>now
*not how
I'm retarded

What's the best Monkey News and why is it the bike race
>OH YEAH, COULDN'T QUITE SEE THE CYCLIST?

The amount of plebs in this thread who don't understand how Rockbusters works is saddening.
OP, are the 2 ungotten games obscure or well known?

The B one is well known. The U one is also well known but not really relevant as a game series anymore.

Close, it's actually Earthbound Beginnings, or Mother. How does the game work then? I thought we left a clue and the game's initials and that's it?

The last one is hard as fuck man, any game that starts with U isn’t making sense. Uncharted, undertale, Ultima.

Unreal
>Un reel

The clue is supposed to create a phrase that sounds like the title. For example "Those two guys are equally tall. F"
Fair in height - Fahrenheit

Yes

Battlefield

Second to last is Mafia. "muh feea"

yep
Bat'll feel

Bat’ll feel

Right, you're never doin' this again, play a record

Damn, I keep hitting along "branch -----". Good ones.

>mow I think Unreal right away but couldn’t figure out the clue. Un-reel. Burgerland schools.

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what do you mean Banana Drama?

what- no wait wait wait

what group is Banana Drama?

WHAT GROUP IS BANANA DRAMA?

>Listen to those sighs of relief. F
>Stick some of Mr. Whiskers' fur through there. C
>That cash register is made out of people. SH
>That robot is having stomach problems. S
>Well, James will be referee but he prefers his nickname. JE
>Once you've shagged a fat girl you'll never go back. G
>We're drilling on that lady's property. B

You are a fucking maniac

It's cryptic

That cow looks a bit queer. F

>that fella's getting on in years - U
>he's losing his hair, but at least his fence looks nice -BG
>it's so cold my window's frozen - ID

Baldur's Gate

baldur's gate?

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>That cash register is made out of people. SH
Onions Till = Silent Hill?

yes

Last one Borderlands? (Bore her lands)
Where'd you get onions out of that?

It's the word filter. He wrote S.o.y.l.ent

correct

First one, Undying?
>Borderlands
correct

What world does a nickname for James becomes Jade? Jim?

Jay da Umpire

Ah, that makes sense

I forgot that this board is populated by fucking clowns who can't stop repeating everything they hear like an autistic record.
Like user said, s󠛡o󠛡ylent till = silent hill

>Once you've shagged a fat girl you'll never go back
Gigantic?

nope

I'm still confused as to how "basedIent" was derived from people
R.I.P Colossal

Incorrect, the other 2 are similar to the one that's been solved

>I'm still confused as to how "basedIent" was derived from people
You have to be 18 to post here

Icewind Dale, don't know about the U one

It's a reference to the film "s󠛡o󠛡ylent green," in which it is discovered that the food stuff being served to a starving populace is actually made from human beings.
Are you seriously not familiar with the phrase "s󠛡o󠛡ylent green is people?"

oh shut the f- PLAY A RECORD

>We have reached the generation that only knows "onions" as the drink
I'm so fucking old holy shit

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I'm not. I haven't heard of that
I'm sorry, user. Time passes and soon I'll be out of touch just like you

correct

>when was this?
>errr... ages ago
>Right. Nineteen seventies?

right, err, got 'nother one; what beer is up in space? S

Stellaris

well that one was pretty easy, but still, leave your details for a prize
you've got a copy of Only Fools and Horses Christmas Special... on VHS.

DELI MEAT TREE
BUY ON FERRY
CHRIST DE BERG

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>Nearly 10 years later and steve is still single
He got what he deserved

Icewind Dale for the last one?

>new sandbox crime game announced
>Ricky, Steve and Karl host one of the radio stations
Would you buy it?

>i set my lumberjack pal up on a date, turns out he fancies blokes - G

I'd buy it and spend my time driving around the world

old timer -> ultima

HOOLY SHIT

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Ohhhhh. That's a good one.

>Soon zoomers won't realize that everything is named for the bad guys from old media.
Maybe they meant for it to end up like this.

A retro cut there, Thin Lizzy and Don't Believe a Word on XFM. I'm Ricky Gervais with me as always is Steve, bobitty-boo, who's that over there? It's Karly Pilk-boys.

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