How do Gorons reproduce ?

Gorons are like crocodiles, they never die of old age, they just keep growing and growing until their bodies can't handle it and shut down. Then their corpses become mountains, and are devoured from the inside out by the smaller young Gorons.

Gerudos, Gerudos and Gorons are actually the same race, its a Zardoz situation where all the females drove the men out to isolation.

Ganondorf is a hermathordite.

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Gorons aren't banned from Gerudo Town, presumably because they can't reproduce with Gerudos, so the whole "can't let men in or otherwise everyone will marry the first asshole who walks in and never experience life outside Hylia's sandy vagina" thing doesn't apply to them, and also because there's no way to tell male and females apart, if Gorons even have genders, and presumably assuming someone"s gender is as much of a faux pas in Hyrule as it is in liberal America.

>made out of stone
>eat stones
So, they're cannibals?

deepest lore

Talk about a brick-shitting revelation.

>made out of meat
>eat steak

Guess we're all cannibals huh dipshit

What does sex with a Gerudo feel like bros ?

We don't eat human steaks you literal retard.

Painful, the first time.

>All rocks are the same
Fucking racist piece of shit, get off my board.

what's the difference between goron rock and rock?

>he doesn't eat human steaks

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Goron rocks are more tasteful. That's what they ate in the Dodongo cavern in OoT before Ganondorf blocked the entrance. They say that other rocks are hardly eatable and were starving before Link came to rescue them.

They don't have any sperm to impregnate with cause they're too busy getting their rocks off

Why are there Gorons in Gerudo?

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who else is imaginig a goron with boobs

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Nobody. He must never know.

Wasnt it explained that they roll up really tight and just split into two?

Aren't they all males? I don't think I ever saw a female Goron. It was weird they were naked in OoT but in TP Nintendo made them wear underwear, despite the fact they have no genitals anyway.

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Gootecks had a rough life.

They just spring out of holes in the ground!

>botw has a village where only women can enter, this is obviously a jab at the current situation with SJWs, feminists and Anita
Is nothing sacred? Even Zelda is has to take a stance in the feminist bullshit, that's exactly what they want you to do: acknowledge them.

Are river zora the >13% of the Zora race?

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Pretty sure they're asexual. In BOTW they're allowed into Gerudo Town, a town that only allows females.
That's probably just a design choice.

They get their rocks off.

Ironically you're the oversensetive sjw here, retard.

Actually play the game. They don't hate men, they just don't allow them in town to encourage Gerudo to leave town to find husbands, instead of marrying visitors and never experiencing life outside the desert. Pretty much all the Gerudo actively want to get married, and the ones who do marry Hylians genuinely love their husbands.

When they get their rocks off.

This art is fucking repulsive.
I bet a nigger drew it.

just because, in a game made for kids, the character's genitals aren't put on the character model does not make how they reproduce a puzzling mystery.

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But zoras are naked and we see their glorious fish tits, and are told they hatch from eggs so we can surmise the female lays eggs and the male comes along and sprays his fertilizer all over them, then the mother nurses the baby after it hatches. We don't need giant dangling wangs to know how it works. But with Gorons we have absolutely no clues at all.

Hey, look, it's the retard that thinks the no men rule was made so gerudos left the desert and have adventures outside

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I dunno but theyre cute.