30 yrs old

>30 yrs old
>still virgin

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You need to cover up, young lady. You might catch a chest cold!

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what age did you guys lose your virginity?
23 for me

BASED

At least you're a wizard.

i hate her hair but it gives me a boner

35, never
But I was pretty close at the age of 11... With a guy.

I panicked for a second then I remembered I'm 20 and I've had sex

that's not how colds are contracted. Despite the name being cold has nothing to do with catching one.

FPBP

are you a wyzard now?
i want to be just like you user

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There's literally nothing wrong with being a virgin. Quite the contrary. If you practice abstinence, and have sex only after marriage, with woman you truly love and for the purpose of procreation, you'll achive much more satisfaction with sex then promiscious people. Otherwise, sex has absolutely no value and stains your soul with impurity

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33
still a virgin

How the fuck does anyone leave highschool still a virgin? You're literally surrounded by horny teens for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week. You really couldn't find one girl to dick down? Or were you guys all homeschooled or something? I just can't believe anyone can still be a virgin after 16 or 17. It's literally so easy to get sex at that age, what the hell.

13

Had sex before I even learned to wank.

27 kissless virgin and that will not change anytime soon

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20, lucky me

16

You're forgetting the part where teenage girls are shallow as hell. They may be horny but they're not going to just give it to whoever asks, they're going to have a standard and if you don't meet it, you're out of luck.

You'd better be a football player, or a "rebel". Quiet people who actually perform well in school and play video games don't match most womens' idea of a first time sex partner.

Preparing any interesting ritual my fellow wizard?

why not just call an escort at this point? I lost mine very late 20s out of pure curiosity that way, not out of desperation but as something to get over with.

26 yo and still a kissless virgin. I still managed to get higher education, a good job and a relative active social life

sneed

Does sex with boys with shoes count?

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I went to a school that was like 90% female but they were all dating or dykes, and I skipped half the classes to play VIDEO GAMES.

we dont need another fire emblem thread. Especially one that isn't about bernie

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I still haven't found a woman who is worthy enough to become my breeding stock.

>Otherwise, sex has absolutely no value
How do you know?

Story time

I'm not curious

Nah, Shamir had a bf.

honestly, im still hung up on girl

Back to the desert, jew slave.

>Someone waiting for sex thinks he has desirable sperm

Jesus christ you incels are a riot. Don't even act like you're a volcel.

18
Some guy on Yea Forums had me panicking, thinking I didn't go deep enough or something to count while some guy on/v/ explained in a faggit first believing the faggot

29 preparing for wizardom, will be absolutely wonderful.

22, a month ago.
It was underwhelming.

26, never. Stopped trying and caring a couple years back.

Why bother losing it so late? Free trip to heaven if he keeps it.

20

22 haha

17, but still don't have sex consistently at 22.

>what age did you guys lose your virginity?


28. It was with some shut-in girl that I met at the library I work in. Shame she turned out to be a huge fucking nymphomaniac.

You must be fun at parties!!! Owned!! 100

>How the fuck does anyone leave highschool still a virgin?
Some of us just have nothing to offer.

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I fucked a trap up the ass, does that count?
22 btw

>29 years old
It's only not even 2 months until true wizardry lads, wish me luck!

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21. Got a hooker (they're legal where I live). It wasn't bad but it was pretty underwhelming. It took a couple of years for me to eventually discover that I like oral and 69'ing a lot more than I like having sex.

17, i only had sex once in my life and am now 39

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22, never
Trying to lose weight and get /fit/ now to see if that does the trick

You guys need to lower your standards. You are seriously telling me you can't even fuck fat chicks? Fucking fat women is like shooting fish in a barrel. Often times it smells like shooting fish in a barrel too though.

>You guys need to lower your standards.
I don't want to

i had and still have better thing to dos

At some point in life you realize that you don't need to fuck at all.
also
2d>3d
Why do i need to chase landwhales if there is whole world out there.

Also living alone is comfy.

That Yea Forums user was right
If you don't insert your testicles along with your penis into the entire vagina you're still a virgin
Bonus points if you get part of your foot in too

Sex gets better the more you do it when you can perform better. Unless you're just saying the lady in question was a slob or something, then yeah, same.

I do not have standards to lower. The simple fact is, girls know they can do better than a pudgy shy nerd, and they do.

What's the point? I'm not planning to get married or have kids. Losing my virginity isn't going to change anything.

22, lost it at 13

>Do something you won't even enjoy with someone you don't feel attraction for
>Just because of some stupid normalfag standard that says that we need to have sex
You either have sex with a girl you love or a girl that gets your dick hard. Anything else is just stupid

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nigger

>Implying she doesn't fuck Catherine every night

>You are seriously telling me you can't even fuck fat chicks?
I'm a 31-year-old virgin NEET with no friends, no personality, AND a small dick. I would honestly hate to meet the kind of woman who would be willing to settle for me (assuming they even exist).

17

I'm 19 and I had no sex yet.

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>30-34
>cake
>35-39
>cake expired but edible
>40-
>cake rotten not edible

17. But I feel like I'm virgin again because I don't have sex again for almost 13 years

I dig semi fat chicks, but i have some severe childhood trauma that will never go. I rather fap

At 17 and 9 months. I'm 19 and 8 months now. She asked me for a free drink and we ended up fucking in my bed and becoming my gf, pretty nice desu

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"My bad"

if they aren’t hot or you actually feel affection towards them what is the point

tfw 4" and thin
yeah, no thanks

If you're only doing it for temporal pleasure, without any lasting consequences, it's hardly better than just doing drugs, except with a lot more effort and risk of diseases. What a waste of time.

9

Philippines is full of female pedos

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I got sexually harassed heavily in middle school by a yandare girl and i almost got raped by her, it's a scar that I will never forget

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>30 year old virgin
>meeting up with a tinder chub for the first time this weekend

Wish me luck my guys.

My older sister is 32 and still a virgin (but she's a fatass autist that religiously plays fantasy RPGs, including DA:inquistion).

26 virgin.

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me too

>Shut in
>Nymphomaniac
You have no idea of the value of the diamond you threw away

I could probably fuck a deformed woman too but I dont want to

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one week before become a wizard, surprisingly with a woman who was legit interested in me

22 virgin, aiming for wizardhood

Don't spill your spaghetti and all will be right.

30 sec fug
hope you make it longer

21
I nejoyed it a lot but made me also stop giving that much value to it outside a loving relationship

better this way. I feel it made me stop caribg about it that much and enjoy my time and thoughs with friends and hobbies before just wanting to have sex

21. Didn't think it would have happened back then.

tfw will be wizard in two weeks
A girl even actively chased me this year, but i was absolutely not interested.
And the girl i was interested in shot me down.

I had tons of bros, but girls barely aknowledged my existance.

If you asked a man, I was cool as fuck, a true lad, and if you asked a girl, I was just sort of there, offering nothing, got called a nice kid here and there (not boy or man, kid).

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This, i if i work for it i probably would be able to score 6 or 7/10 chick. Sex is not worth it though.

I'm going to try, we've been texting for a week now and it's been going alright.

Jokes on you I probably wont even be able to get hard

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Don't lower your standards, raise your value. But you don't "need" to do anything. Having casual sex is totally irrelevant and not impressive at all. Sex is just overvalued by people who don't have it.

16. I'm 24 now and haven't had sex in like 3 years so I feel like a virgin again

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24 and a kissless virgin. And I have never fallen for a woman either. not even a crush. I think i just hate real people. I do fap a lot tho so I'm not asexual I think.

Did you play any game with achievements or trophies? Even the easiest trophies have only like 97.8% or 98.9%, some people bought the game, have it in their library and don't bother playing it. The same is with sex, I know I could fuck a girl, but I don't know why I should do it.

We're quickly approaching dangerous levels of unbirthing here

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I haven't lost it yet.
39

Me in 10 years

20
Never, but gotten close a couple of times

Remember guys, you can either satiate your your needs or get rid of your needs. Satiating your need is flawed in a sense that it will produce even greater needs. Become happy volcel, that's the enlightened path.

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>tfw lost virginity at 14
its all been downhill from there.

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>tfw you remember all those girls hitting on you but you were too much of a dork to get the clue.
and now you're a middle aged fat dork with no social life and no hope at all.

I am aiming for no sex run in life and you can't do anything about it. Fight on!

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the only thing sadder than a permavirgin is someone who lost his virginity to a hooker
at least I still have the delusion to lose it properly, you ruined it forever for you

lost mine at 15, had relatively consistent sex up until just over a year ago and now I don't even leave the house anymore to meet people

>escort
>fewmale
>human bean
Nah no thank you I'm good.
28yr virgin here, perhaps I'm just sour-graping perhaps I'm actual misogynist now. 3D Women just feel like a hassle now.

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i'm on the verge of doing this but i'm afraid that they would still laugh at me
so i plan on doing it whenever i happen to travel overseas so at least i won't understand them

18
Later than i wanted but what can ya do?

Don't listen to these nihilists, that path is just as self destructive. Channel your needs into building something great.

You were made as a man, with these natural drives. To deny what you are is self hatred. Embrace it and make the best you can of it.

This, you are basically still incel but with defiled conscience. Hooker niggers are the worst kind of gamer.

>you can't do anything about it.
The world doesn't need more wizards, I'm going to send witch-hunters to find and fuck you.

18. I was lucky and got really attractive the last two years of high school so slutty girls would make obvious moves on me. I'm still too autistic to have aex regularly though.

23
Lost it at 21. Its not at all worth dealing with 90% of women's bullshit.

what spells can you cast? i need to know if i should become a wizard or not

18. She liked it but could never make me cum which made her feel really self conscious and ugly. It got really annoying and I left her. My favorite video game is Dark Souls btw

I'm a fully fledged arch-wizard for two years already.

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15 and did anal on the same day.

How is this nihilistic? You can get great wisdom and great meaning from life in celibacy.

>29 yrs old
>three year relationship
>have sex barely twice a month.

I'd rather be single desu.

confusion and mute

12
pretty sure its at least half the reason why I'm gay now

16, unfortunately. I wish I waited until I met my current wife, because she didn't have sex until we met at 22. She still gets angry when I mention having other girlfriends.

I need doujins that make use of this concept and I need them now.

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Got my Wizarding degree almost a year ago

So too from being a father.

wtf i dont remember posting in this thread. im 2 years older tho.

I dont get this line of thought
If i'm paranoid about being laughed at i'm also paranoid about people laughing at me in a language i dont understand because its doubly humiliating cuz they can humiliate you right in front of you that way

im 21 and ive never even held a girl's hand

Having sex is the only thing that matter for human.

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>30-33
>completely fine, most of them still look young enough to look 20s
>34-36
>good care and diet needed but you can still look young enough to be attractive
>37-40
>you need both good care, diet and good genes to look young
>40-43
>you need all the stuff previously covered and anti-aging surgery to look young
>44 or older
>any attempts do nothing for the accelerating aging speed, better give up and just accept your old age

Buddhism

That's not a route for every person though. I have great respect for fathers. Being a monk is also a legit way to alleviate life's suffering.

>fat girls
american detected

25
lost it to some libtard pixie girl with hairy legs and a buzzcut. Asked her to be my gf and she said no since I'm not vegetarian. Nothing since.

A girl, a 5/10 I don't like at all, proposed me to have sex with her but I refused.
She simply doesn't make me horny, it would be embarrassing for both of us.
So yeah, I pretty much lost my only chance at having sex before becoming 30 years old because I am a picky autist.

Suffering only comes from denying what you are.

>t. degenerated leftist

26 & still a virgin, the closest I had to sex was a really boring handjob

I've fucked fat girls and I can honestly say now that I'd rather just masturbate any day of the week.

>Asked her to be my gf and she said no since I'm not vegetarian

"So you'll have sex with me but you won't go out with me properly because i'm not a vegetarian? Just what am I to you?"
"A piece of meat?"

You did the right thing.

20

I'm beginning to think there's more people like us than normalfags care to admit.

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18

volcel is a cope, life is all about giving in to your base urges

>tfw no cute boy with shoes to fuck

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You asshole
Probably would have got her laughing though

Yup. Part of me doesn't care and I'm pretty content, but on the other hand my folks want me to get hitched and have kids. Not sure what to do about this.

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18

That's not true. Suffering is part of life of every person. It's one of primordial meanings in life and one of the biggest motivators. As Buddhist and christian teachings say: Your responsibility is to accept suffering and live your life in a way to alleviate suffering of your own and others. Suffering will come to you one way or another, when it comes you need to prepared and welcome it. And there is no better way to prepare for it than voluntary celibacy.

32yo virgin here. I also have no friends and I live with my parents. I'm a wageslave currently in holidays and I haven't made any plan and will stay at home.

16, I'm 19 now

I kinda just banged to be able to brag I did, single now and intend to finish school before I get into another relationship

My fellow 26 year old virgin bros

Y-yeah abou tthat, haha...30+ and still virgin

>fags born in 2000 are now old enough to post on Yea Forums without getting b&

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Same here.
I've been into 2D chicks since I was a kid.
Can barely stand to be around other people for more than 15 minutes.

If that was the truth then taking cocaine would be the most meaningful thing you can do in life.
Life is not as simple as that.

What am I thinking?

I've been a wizard for 2 years now. What's the point? Even if I lost it at this point, does that change literally anything at all?

See
See

I'm complacent about my situation and hope you are too.

23 too

Then you deserve to be a wizard.

You can't just post this shit with so little information.

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I want to say 20? I think, that was the first time I stuck benis in bagina anyway. My first sexual and relationship experiences were a bit weird

I had sex with my mom when I was 11
But i repressed that for 20 years so i guess 17

based

20
I don't get why people glorify sex and get beat up over not getting any. It just felt like it was the right thing to do at the time, but it wasn't much better than my hand. Society hyped it up so much, and I'm kind of disappointed.

>32
>wizard
>kissless
>handholdless
>untouched
>no friends
>9-18 wageslave
>live with parents
>manlet
>ugly
>huge backlog
>no will to play any of those games
>currently spending my holidays browsing Yea Forums and linux distro hopping

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Why are normies so upset about other people's life choices?

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I have no reason not to be.

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17 - 18 is consistent for me because of highschool gf. Then from 18 till now (22), I never had sex. Not that I hung up on her, it's just not interesting enough. Fuck, did college make me asexual, Yea Forumsros ?

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God I hate fighting against her.

Find meaning in your life. Make it to your life's goal to get your own place for starters. Don't listen to normies, you don't need sex to be happy.

>distro hopping
I will never understand for what purpose.

They are not upset, it's all about mockery and shitting on other people. People just like to find something in others that they can use to feel superior about themselves.
Virginity is an easy target for this.

Don't really want to discuss it in full detail sorry, sure it sounds hot but it's definitely wrong

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16

I just want my first time to be special, bros.
I don't want to do it with a hooker, I don't want to fuck random people on Tinder or in rave parties, don't want to do it with a girl that likes me but I don't like her.
I want to do it with someone I love and loves me back, more on a spiritual and intellectual level than a physical one. Is it really that much to ask?

Maybe I should work on liking myself more and building up self confidence first.

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Finding the perfect one, but it seems like they all have something wrong with them. Right now I'm using KDE Neon but it's really laggy after installing the nvidia driver and I can't understand why. I will hop again soon.

Then post more meltan fag.

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Honestly i have more respect to virgins than to retarded hedonistic normies.

What character is this

>no will to play any of those games
I was in a similar slump until Monster Hunter Tri came out. Since then, I've finished nearly every game I started. You just gotta find that one game.

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>Is it really that much to ask?
No it's perfectly normal, you can't divorce sex from love and emotions. That's what lefties and normies try to do since invention of contraception. Turn's out people are more complex creatures that that. It's not all about sex.

Why don't you wizards just hire a hooker for a couple of nights?

>Wizard
>Make kinky fetish pictures with MMD, wank to them and happy that way

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Same here. All I'm saying is that most people aren't "upset", they are rather happy they have found someone that is definitely a bigger loser than them so they can mock and laugh at him.

What ho, wizard! Might you cast us a spell?

Why would we?

33 and the only sexual experience I have is getting succ'ed by some chubby chick off of /soc/.

Because if I was going to do that, I would have done that 10-15 years ago. By wizarddom, there isn't any point now is there?

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Literal wife material

Because your hand is cheaper and sex is not worth anything without affection and love.

I'm a wizard, and I can only vouch for myself (every wizard's experience will have some variation), but I don't know if I can accept it.

That's the mad part about late male virginity. You have been shown the entirety of your adult life that you are disgusting, unwanted, repulsive and unacceptable. You are unworthy to participate in an elemental facet of human experience. You have been rejected in a fundamental, radical way; a way that most human beings will not be rejected. Sure, most people will not have numerous sexual partners. But they will have at least one who actually wanted them. We wizards are the bizarre, freakish exception.

And yet you still can't accept you are garbage, at least not on a emotional level. Because to accept that in a visceral sense is to accept a sort of suicide. And even wizards have the will to live.

Thus the "virgin rage" of guys like me. We have enormous empirical evidence we are never going to have sex. But the desire for sexual affection is so great that we want to experience it regardless and, when it becomes obvious it's not something we are ever going to, we become depressed...and ultimately angry.

I'm not sure if there are any solutions other than death.

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More expensive and possibly not as satisfying as masturbation.

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>be me
>29 year old with 4 year GF
>Think every day about dumping her and just finding a new BF that wants to fuck more than once a week.

I don't know what to do, I feel though I'm getting old and if I don't experience a gay relationship now I never will

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>stds
>possibility of getting your shit stolen
>embarrassed about your home
>she talks to you

Tell me more.

27 still a virgin, will most likely die one

This.
The unpleasantness of being a wizard is not primarily not sticking yourself into someone else. Rather, it's not sticking yourself into someone who wants to have you stuck inside of them. To say it in a less convoluted manner: the pain of a wizard is not a lack of sex, it is a lack of sexual affection. There is a huge difference between the two.

I'd like to think the distinction would be self-evident. Maybe it isn't. Sexual affection brings with it a whole host of things sex, in the absence of affection, does not. Things such as being desired, being wanted, welcomed, deemed attractive enough to share an intimate experience with.
Now, I'm not talking about some sweeping, grand, storybook love. Merely someone who wants you. Not because you've paid them, but because you are inherently desirable.

I am NOT inherently desirable. Never will be. Will die unwanted. And this is the wizard's lament. Otherwise, we'd all just go out, get hookers, and live the rest of our lives contented that we've technically had sex.
People like me would not exist if that was sufficient. People like Elliot Rodgers, poor misguided bastard that he was, would not have existed.

Having sex with a prostitute is like using a large, cumbersome onahole that you found in a bin behind a homeless shelter.

I have an unhealthy pure love fetish and I don't get turned on if I don't fall in love with the person in front of me. I can't fall in love with someone that would fuck me only for money.

20

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Shes not a virgin. Empire killed her husband.

15

At 18. My sexual life sucks tho. I always cum in 5 seconds first time, in 5 minutes I'm ready again but I don't feel anything and can't cum, anyone with the same problem?

It's honestly really, really, really hard to choose between her and Leonie.

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???

Take a chill pill and get out of /r9k/ jesus

You may not be handsome, but you have some worth. You can be smart, or athletic, or anything, and even if you aren't, you can enjoy life and all the cool things in it.

Your happiness shouldn't be tied to what other think of you.

I'm never losing it, I'm dying in 3 months

You wish fag. The ride never ends.

Wizzard here, the first step is to realize that sex isn't end all and be all to life. You need to accept yourself and who you are. You are still young, when you are 40 or 50 all the desire for sex is gone and you will still live. You need to realize how to make that life worth living. Climb the biggest mountain you see, that's what is worth living for.

Godspeed, user. I hope you will find peace.

Not interested.

>Wizzard here
Holy shit, I'm your biggest fan.

That's a bit exaggerating. Think about people that have serious medical problems at their reproductive organs.
They literally can't have sex but they still live on and find other purposes.

>mfw 2 years to become a wizard

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19, in my room at the time. It was a chick with big tiddies
Feelsgoodman

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I didn't have a car until I graduated and live a whole town over from all of my classmates. Don't have that excuse now but not getting any in highschool destroyed my self confidence and fueled my self loathing so theres that.

Give us a story time bro.

At least you have 2 crests.

21. I can only talk to women while drunk off my ass. Social anxiety is killing me inside bros.

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There were 2 girls in HS who begged me to go to prom, but I declined because dancing didnt interest me. I went home and played Sonic Adventure 2.

In hindsight, both of those girls grew up to be disgusting, terrible slobs. So I think I made the right choice.

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guys I'm 23 and I missed some serious signals a couple days ago, I might be autistic
she finally just said "sorry i'm just being weird tonight, i'm gonna go to sleep i guess"

>all these crybabies not wanting their magical powers
Boo fucking woo. Go call a succubus or something fags.

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Virginity is cool but, WHAT ABOUT NEVER CUMMING IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE?

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18

>acne like a teenager
>25
My face fucking hurts so much from this new medication I'm on the last thing I can worry about is how to pick up chicks with dozens of white pocks all over me.

18 and still a virgin. There's this weeb girl that got a huge liking on me who says she won't have sex until marriage, but she's so childish that I'll just trick her into it soon.

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I had a friend in high school who allegedly never fapped. If he stayed that way, who knows what wizard powers he would have by now.

Normalfags get the fuck out

Ill never forgive myself for this. About 4 years ago when i was in my senior year in HS this cute half latina half white girl liked me. However i was going through my pol fag phase and in my delusional mind kept telling myself i was too good for a mutt and now years kater3 i realized what a fucking idiot i was.

I went on her facebook and she got married to some black guy who goes to brown on a sports scholarship. She looks happy though, so im happy for her even if im shooting myself in the foot for being such a fucking idiot.

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19, didn't get a serious girlfriend untill this year 21 now.

>went home to play SA2
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have sex

Impossible unless you have a defective penis.
During your teen days, you are so full of hormones you cum during your sleep.

My dad got me an escort for my 18th birthday.
Thank you dad you're the best.
Only had sex 6 times since then, I'm 30 now.
Women aren't worth it.

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I was bullied for a year a few years before high school that completely destored my self esteem.
There was nobody there to help me and I couldn't handle it well alone. So even after it was over, nothing was quite the same ever again, and it has affected and sadly still affecting my entire life.

15 with a girl, didn't enjoy it
when i was 11 all the way through to 14 i was getting buttplay and winky play with two other boys and i enjoyed that better.

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What did they do to you?

This is what normalfags actually believe, we really do live in a society

At least you realized your mistake.

>That's the mad part about late male virginity. You have been shown the entirety of your adult life that you are disgusting, unwanted, repulsive and unacceptable. You are unworthy to participate in an elemental facet of human experience. You have been rejected in a fundamental, radical way; a way that most human beings will not be rejected. Sure, most people will not have numerous sexual partners. But they will have at least one who actually wanted them. We wizards are the bizarre, freakish exception.
Well said.

>And yet you still can't accept you are garbage
I have and so will you eventually. The true power of a wizard is eternal indifference.

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I'm 21 and I've had 0 friends since high school to set me up with someone.
How the fuck do I lose my virginity

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I haven't, 25.
I was fucking Lunatic crazy for it in highschool, where I asked out almost every hot girl in the school. But after so many messed up adventures and screwed up life stories I heard from these girls, my want kind of dwindled. A few girls here and there in college where they were closer emotionally and ended a lot worse. All of that ended with finding out after living with brother a awhile that I don't think I can live with a another person or deal with dating mentally (he was more obsessed with getting a girl at that time so he forced me to go to bars every weekend). I would like to talk to girls, maybe go on a date or so. But having them live with me might just make me too angry to see.
Also I tried a fleshlight and it sucked, so that doesn't bode well.

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I legit never fapped with hands until 16-17, only humped the bed for 8 years before that :^)

lel I read a post on /pol/ one time about a dude leaving his hapa gf to look for a redhead girl.

The funniest part is that the idiot thought he would get a girl simply by deciding to get her. I bet he is alone now.

Man, I love /pol/, but having your racial ideologies above your happiness is such a dumb decision.

>26
>Everyday I feel disgusted by the idea of having a relationship

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It was a lesson you needed. No offense man. That mentality isnt healthy in real life. If youre 4 years out of HS youve got plenty of time to get another chance

I was eight.
I had sex with three different people at that age.

I'm 26 and still don't and never used hands I'm defective I guess but my fucked fetishes probably should have clued me in to that.

You go talk with people. If you're lucky enough one of them will fuck you

Just 3 more years til I become a wizard

Were they also 3 times your age?

27 and still going strong.

I only really started caring about it two years, I spent the whole of last year agonizing over it and beating myself up over not being brave enough to persue it I guess?
Anyway, then this year I finally made out with a chick, she was very broken, mentally, I could have asked and she would have said yes, but I felt bad about it so I didn't.
At the moment I'm cool with it, it'll happen if it happens.

Thanks for reading my TED talk.

It's called being raped by a gang of pedophiles user.

Assuming this isn't bait It could be a number of things.
Sometimes girls are just shallow and only want jocks and rebels.
You might not have anything they want.
Sometimes you're too shy and nervous to ask anyone out.
Or you could be just really quiet and people kinda forget that you're even there.
Or sometimes like me you're just not interested.
Either because you're super antisocial, literally asexual or you deemed other things more important like studying and getting good grades and trying to get into college.
Or drawing and vidya in my case.

17

Ahh the incel thread, amazing how just one post can do that to you guys

>38yr kissless virgin
>shit job
>no friends

I give myself two more years before I try to end myself another time.

>but you have some worth
Not him, but I don't. I'm this guy >you can enjoy life and all the cool things in it
Now that I can agree with.

How do I draw lad? I never practice because there's nothing I want to draw which doesn't help.

20 I got fucked in the ass once, was fucking great, but didn't do it again because of social anxiety.

At 26 I fucked pussy the first time, only 2nd time I had sex. I am married to her now because we have high compatibility, we have had sex almost every day since then excluding periods.

17

youtube.com/watch?v=B-tXCu_apCo

Nothing truly serious, just one guy emotionally tormenting, threats, convincing everyone to treat me like "that guy", etc. The worst part was really not understanding why anyone would do that.
I was too young, and I never dealt with anything like that before, and I had no idea how to deal with that.

Haven't fapped until 17, then fapped like once in 2 months.
Everytime I fap I have a panic attack because I accidentally seen hardcore porn at 5 y old and still have this trauma.
Its fine during sex idk why only faps give me this.

Not if you live in a ultra conservative country

I was 24 when I first masturbated. Still a viring.

>had sex three hours ago

It’s not hard user

Have sex

Make me bitch.

>No idea what I was suppose to do
>Bullied
>Preferred video games over 3D
>When girls try to flirt with me I always looked confuse

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There was a black girl that was into me in towards the end of high school. I seem to attract black girls more than other races it seems. Anyways, I dated her for some months and broke up due to college. We didn't do anything beyond kissing but I sometimes wonder if I should have. She was a sweet girl and I was too much of a nervous guy and didn't want to take advantage of her. Haven't dated a girl since.

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And yet you are the same asshole cunt you were 4 hours ago.

Depends on where you are, in some countries you have to sell your soul to fuck

What are the chances I'll get laid during a master's or PhD? Low?

>How the fuck does anyone leave highschool still a virgin? You're literally surrounded by horny teens for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week.

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Depends how much you socialise.

There was nothing wrong with you, bro, you were ugly, that's all.

Depends on what the degree is for, Lawyers,Doctors, and psychologists are the horniest bastards on the planet. also

Finding someone who enjoys sex is a treasure you fool. That's why you see these 50 year old guys ending up becoming regulars at massage parlors even though they are married, the marriage meme where people just somehow stop enjoying their time together is just a breeding ground for cheating. You find a girl who enjoys and revels in lovemaking, you hold onto that. It honestly boggles my mind how ass backwards some guys' minds are that girls who enjoy sex will automatically cheat on you. And the ones that did, more often than not it's because you became a prude that pushed them away. You either tend to the flame or it goes out, brothers. We need to stop shaming chicks out of passionate revelry, we are souring the spice.

Better question is why would I?

You don't have to marry the person you go to prom with you know.

Boggles my mind how your average 4channer hates normies yet wants a gf/sex, probably the most normal thing you could possibly do.

Embrace solitude, accept your fate.

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I'll take that as an "I won't", but give me a little bit of hope.

There's been a large influx of failed normalfags. They used to stay on /r9k/ but I guess they're everywhere now.

What kind of high school were you at where every teenager was a horndog? My fucking highchool must have been full of saints. I swear I keep hearing everyone fucking in highschool but in my highschool years I never heard or saw anything like that.

14 with one of my mother's ex-boyfriend's 22 years old daughter.
Emotional abuse at it's finest.

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Way ahead of you

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I'm 22 and I'm the only guy in my environment who isn't a virgin. Like 10 guys I know and 90% of girls in my Uni group. Only chads and 8+/10 girls have sex but they are only 10% of all people, so its not so bad.
I'm not from America tho maybe its different out there.

19 and it's not that good. I prefer getting blowjobs

15

Fairly low, plus depending on your program, there may be few women and the ones there are either already committed, too old, or a bit crazy.
t. was the 22-23 year old baby in a master's program with a 3:1 male to female ratio and where everyone was anywhere between 2 to 20 years older than me.

actually, it's been fine so far. sure, misogynistic posts are here, but nothing out of the Yea Forums ordinary

It's because every company/school/fucking mcdonalds requires something on the internet, so everyone is on it now. Forcing the group that was there out.

Somehow seems like a common reaction to "trashy" shorter hairstyles. I can't place why. Can make me hard but I don't like it either, and this is coming from a guy who loves short hair on girls.

Implying the "average" 4channer isn't just a failed normalfaggot trying to cope, the people that genuinely like vidya are about 15-20% of this shithole

17. Got into a long-term relationship not long after, once that went south several years later it's been completely dry. Getting laid is bloody easy when everyones basically high on hormones, I was a fat weeb asshole for fucks sake.

>basically skip middle and high school, thankful to even have graduated
>fucked up teeth from poor diet, but thankfully otherwise look alright even though I'm balding
>suicidal thoughts since elementary school, extreme self-loathing and dislike for humanity, dislike interacting with other people for the most part
>fucked up brain from sleep deprivation and poor diet, compounded by lack of socializing
It's truly a mystery.

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NO

see, this is the shit that I found ALOT of beforeand I just can't deal with it.

19, I'm almost 22 now and we are still together

Most of them are stupid underage faggots who call themselves "social outcasts".

Japan is ultra conservative, it's just that the guys are often too soft to embrace the fact that girls are ready to rock. Didn't they have the term herbivorous male coined just for the guys there?

15 with a qt goth girl that liked Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines
Still with her 7 years later

It all depends on If you take your graduate studies seriously, its unlikely that you'll have enough spare time to "get yourself out there"

Never, only 3 years left to wizard.

that's gonna be me in 3 years time

Fix your shit user. Fuck sex just stop being pathetic as an individual. Self improvement is honestly kinda fun once you start understanding what you need to do.

Yikes, you're wasting your best years. You're not going to get married right? that'd be the worst idea, she'll always be thinking in the back of her mind if sex would be better with someone else because she's only ever had you. That curiosity is enough to kill a marriage.

>Embrace solitude, accept your fate.
This. It's not as bad as you think.

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There's not much more to tell
I had nightmares so I slept in the same bed with my divorcee mom until I was 12 and started getting boners and apparently it just happened one night

My mom is fine as hell so I don't really consider it abuse, never brought it up cause it would ruin our relationship

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Hydrate

I am mostly content with being alone but I still have sexual urges and a desire for female companionship. Guess that's just there to remind me that I'm still human.

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Japanese society revolves around vagina, it's worse than how it is here with the hot guys getting all the girls. They are not herbivores because they're "too soft", they're herbivores because what we think off as the tinder generation has been a japanese thing since the 80s.

20 years old to a Tinder girl I briefly dated. She couldn't make me cum and was really upset because I made her cum a everytime we did it lol.

I feel uncomfortable and disgusted by the thought of a woman letting me fuck her for money. If she's not into it, i'm super not into it, why bother.

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How am I supposed to prefer Shamir over Catherine? They're both badass knights but one isn't a total bitch.

This, but I can understand it's not easy for some people.

First thing to do is just fucking start.
Get a pencil and paper and just start drawing shapes.
When I can't think of something to draw I either just draw shapes until something comes out, or I go for a walk to refresh my mind and come back later.
Look at some photos, videos or something and something might inspire you.
There's also a sticky on /i/ that's really good for actually learning how to draw shit, but it might be a bit too advanced if you're just starting out.
I'd say start getting basic shapes down before moving on to anything from the /ic/ sticky.
But yeah.
Most important thing right now is to just fucking do it.

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Wizard here - I know where you're coming from.

But I can't stand the thought of being in a relationship. I guess that makes me selfish or something.

Actual thread theme: youtu.be/2l2awXfumOU

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Robots soon lads. Just a little longer until we get that lifelike texture.

>you're wasting your best years
sometimes I think about that, she's hot and I'm well packed but still, I wonder what would it be to do it with another woman...

autism.

It's not easy but you can learn to control your sexual tendencies. Just like people with pedophile tendencies are not always pedophiles because they learned to control themselves. You can learn to control your heterosexual tendencies or homosexual tendencies. In doing that you become better person.

I'm already on that path, but I have problems with sleep and energy in general. Won't surprise me if one of these days I decide enough is enough and end it.

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>I don't like people I guess I better never have sex!

bro just admit that you can't already. using some attractive slut as a sexual playground is universally a good thing just like getting high or winning a shit ton of money. it has nothing to do with caring about others or being a brainwashed consumer.

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>embrace solitude
I've been trying to do that since I was a kid but people won't leave me alone.

I was too blind to the signs and now i'm still paying the price

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>Shame she turned out to be a huge fucking nympho
YOU ABSOLUTE RETARD

Nice corruption.
This is exactly why the divorce rates are so high compared to the past.
Not a single person will have a silver, let alone a diamond anniversary if they were born from the 80s onwards.

Well keep it up. Just know the body works on routines so if you teach it that this is how you live now it'll adapt to that. Also exercise, diet and sun will help more than you think. Water too.

18, never

Almost 33
Haha!

This thread makes me feel bad

Don't listen to that faggot who replied to you. He's just projecting his cuck fantasies onto your life.

Adulterers deserve death

I honestly like these threads because it makes me feel better about myself

26 and i haven't. I just don't know how to meet women in the first place.

Leonie wants to fuck your dad. Shamir wants to fuck your money. The choice is simple.
Die Alone

I'm thinking on saving money, to purchase a small plot of land in a cold forsaken country, and isolate myself, life is just tiring, specially if you don't live in auto pilot.

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I literally found a fucking love note once and didn't act on it because I thought it was a prank.

dude you’re only 18, there’s tons of wizards in here in comparison to you, stop worrying.

I think about that but I also think about how much I love her and that fucking a random girl isn't worth it. If I keep feeling like this I guess I'll marry her at some point but not soon I can tell you that

You are disgusting

>-2 on hit
lmao

i've always hated that dudebro attitude of just "hit that pussy, bro"
I've always believed in a slow build up to sex and true romance, plus i've never found vaginas all that attractive... because i'm gay but i've never felt that "i gotta get fucked by someone" feeling. Sex is soulless and has zero substance if you don't have a nice personal connection with someone.

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It can't be just that they all seek hot dudes forever, I see too many lonely but actually cool girls for that to be the case. Let's use a famous person as an example with Asakawa Yuu, iirc she was in a relationship ages ago but it fell through, now she seems pretty cool in her everyday, honestly surprised nobody has tried to win her over, honestly besides being probably knifed by fans. Its normal to have that immature stage where they just go for people that are seemingly pretty and get "eaten up and thrown out" so to speak. So the way to push through that culture is to keep trying. Dealt with a lot of a rejection in my life, so maybe I just don't let it paralyze me to try and try again.

see

25. Still living with her and I'm 36 now.
Don't be a manslut, loosing your virginity a little late is no big deal if you manage to find the one.

I just know it will never happen, mostly because I will never initiate an interaction with a woman because of how autistic I am

>using some attractive slut as a sexual playground is universally a good thing
This shit pisses me off. I constantly hear that having sex is healthy, having a good sex "life" is healthy and 10 out of 10 Doctors say yes. Fucking hell, many people here have gotten degrees, live on their own, live happyish lives while being a virgin, but ohh that person is unhealthy and wrong while Chad Thundercock fucks half the school (being gay is "healthy" now days for some reason) but he still wears his highschool letterman jacket and is in a ditch back home. By the same logic as these fucking marketeers are saying, cocaine is healthy for you, shooting up walmarts give the same high, telling a woman she is fat gives the same adrenaline rush. That was my rant of the day, fuck I hate marketers and doctors.

Turn 29 in a few months, Virgin. Crippling fear of intimacy. Think it has something to do with upbringing, brother is sort of the same way as me. I feel like people are always condescendingly judging me. I can't even hug my own mother without feeling weirded out.

I'm perfectly fine talking to women, have good group of friends. I'm always the one to start conversations, even with groups of strangers. Technically I'm more of an extrovert than an introvert. I just never really cared that much about it. Part of me never thinks I'm good enough.

Don't think I'm ugly, I just haven't really tried desu. Idk I go on holiday in a few months, I could go on tinder then.

21

I recommend reading Walden by Thoreau, seems like it might give you some insight into that kind of life and if it would be for you or not
I've been thinking about doing that myself but not leaving my country of origin, just getting some land out in a very low population area and living a quiet and simple life with some chickens and goats.

3 years? Ha. Wait until its been 8

Too bad my dad is dead and she has to be satisfied with me. As long she sleeps with me and me only i am satisfied.

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Me in 2 years

anniversaries are literally brain ghosts. they do not mean anything on their own.

that's what some mega sluts told me when I wanted to get with them but they told me about their childhood rape. That they wished to have lost their virginity to someone they really connected with and loved. So I couldn't go with them since I always want the best experience.

>molested at a young age
>find porn mag at a young age and try out things inside with the neighbor girl

my childhood was fucked.

I don't initiate with women not because I'm autistic but because I'm so empathetic I can immediately read how uncomfortable I make them.

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I went to a christian all boys school.

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18 with a guy, 20 with a girl.

30 yo kissless virgin reporting in

I'm not ashamed to be a virgin, because I only seek enlightenment.

Buddhism is the true redpill

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If you love her you won't ever cheat on her, if you view her as a sextoy rather than a person then you will.
I hope that your love stays, in modernity it seems that many people view sex as a transaction of pleasure and something to be sought purely for one's self, rather than the most intimate of experiences you can share with the person you love.

25, still a virgin

was a fat greasy sperg until i was like 21
now i'm a good looking slightly less sperg, but those lost years have really done a number on me

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but buddah fucked a lot of girls.

>buddists

She just replaces you with your dad user. It's not worth it. She even joins you in genociding everyone with Edelgard just because your daddy said to protect you. Even shitty nerdboi Ignatz had more motivations.

It sounds cozy until you realize there's no work out there to fund your isolated lifestyle
(unless you find the idea of a career at Dollar General/Brodozer Machine Shop/Rural Gas Station appealing)

nice coping tactic, where'd you learn about it NewAgeBullshit.com?

32
Lost it at 24

You're missing the point. Read the sentence above that.
This attitude of replace over repair is total cancer and not just socially.

17

>discovered Touhou, Disgaea, and SZS
>so many 2D waifus to bang
>forgot you're supposed to go after 3D
Cuddling my pillow was enough for me.

21yr old KHV reporting in, I’m a complete social autist and literally couldn’t imagine myself with a girl or how to meet any in my situation. Doesn’t help that I have a full time job with no female co-workers either.

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I would've lost it at 17 but the FUCKKNG CONDOMS WE'RE TOO SMALL.
Thankfully though I've done a ton of foreplay at least. Also grinding.

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>bros with the same dude since high school
>we've been told since then that we look completely identical, people still say it and it's true
>he has a gf, friends from college, girls literally hit on him when we go out
>I'm still a virgin and have no friends other than him

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Even if girls approach me they still leave after i use my "hey how you doing" and "anything lately" conversation topics. Because i have no idea what to talk with them, and i doubt any of them are interested in books, lifiting, games, archery, japanese comedy or keeping crabs as pets... aka things i do and can talk about.

Thanks, I would also settle for "simple" job, you receive a task, execute task, report the results, get paid, and wait for more tasks, no need to socialize with your coworkers, deal with their life bullshit, or play politics with bosses.

Look man, cute face, cute hair, cute voice and a nice figure. I am sorry, but there is not one girl better in these things. So it's more like i HAVE to choose Leonie.

I've still never fapped or had sex but I had this horrible week in the summer of '09 when I was 16 where I had a nocturnal emission every night for around two weeks. I was horrified that my lack of fapping would render that a regular occurrence but thankfully it eventually stopped. Even now though, one can't just "not cum", it just happens

Don't move to a cold country, it makes life more tiring in those bitter winter months. Trust me, I live in a cold country.

There have been plenty of people who reach that diamond anniversary but cheated a fuck ton. I mean, there was literally a service paid to doctors at one point to fingerblast your wife to get the "hysteria" out of her. Humans can be kinda stupid sometimes to not realize people just need a good shag and cuddlin every now and then. Or just affection in general. Hug your parents/kids, tell people you love them, no that's "cheesy". Mofos just needs to do it, make the world a better place.

Stop hanging out with him, you just make yourself more sad by seeing all that he has.

>Even if girls approach me they still leave after i use my "hey how you doing" and "anything lately" conversation topics.

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>tfw crippling social anxiety disorder so can't hire a prostitute or even connect with another human being on an emotional level whatsoever

You don't get wizard powers at 30, you just get more depressed

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>Shamir wants to fuck your money
at worst she wants to fuck you because you remind her of her first love

>not discovering all that with a qt weeb girl who slobbers your knob
>not watching hentai with her while she jerks you off
>not being a chad of weebs by just being slightly in shape and having okay hygiene

dont you have hookers where you live?
Or too poor for a 50€ good looking polish immigrant slut?

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She doesn't want to fuck your dad, she just wishes your dad was her dad.
If you marry her she'll technically get her wish, sort of.

Looks aren't the only factor. Body language, personality, confidence, etc. all play into it.

I agree with the cute hair in her post-time skip but the rest is all subjective because all of the women in this game look basically the same with vary size of tits and all have the same face. You do you but have fun hearing her cry Jeralt's name 24/7.

Ask them about themselves, user. Bitches love talking about their own boring shit. Just make sure you can convincingly pretend to care.

>Why don't you have a gf, user?

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Chris, fuck off mate, what else am i supposed to say?

If you really think him cheating is going to help his relationship in anyway, you're fucked in the head.

>betrays the knights and her closest friends just because you paid her money
>says she would betray you again if someone else paid her more money
Nah. She just wants your money because she's a literal mercenary whore.

>8 hours a day
Lmao at your inefficient school systems

stopped caring about 3d women and sex long time ago. and this planet is already full of dumb people, why bother with making more.

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I would never cheat on anyone, that's just pathetic.
I do hope it stays cause, if you enjoy doing everything with someone it's got to hurt not doing it anymore, and I'm not just talking about sex, I'm talking from playing mario kart to treating her cat as our child. this may have sound harsh but that was just me thinking hypothetically and objectively

I had vidya and sports during school
Why the fuck should I be looking for girl

Nature retreat. Go meditate in the woods

>29
>Had sex this morning with my girlfriend
Guaranteed seething responses.

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The fucking condoms were too small.* I suck.

Unfortunately almost all jobs will be like that, even the ones you think won't be
try finding work you can do from a computer over the internet, that seems like the option that would put you in the least social stress
Or become a farmer on a small plot of land and just try to be as self-sustaining as possible, that way you can even cut out having to rely on stores for food and supplies
Goats and chickens are pretty much the easiest animals to take care of and do a lot of good for the land you might live on
Goats can eat pretty much anything that grows from the ground and will eat much tougher brush than other grazing animals, chickens eat fucktons of ticks and bugs
Both have products to supply you with without killing them, goats can be milked and their hair used to make fabrics; egglaying hens produce a fuckton of eggs
And of course, you can harvest meat from them if you want, but depending on how personally you involve yourself with the animals you might not want to do that

I know many people are trolls in here, but I don't understand how normies in the real world still mock people for the no sex. I have had insults thrown at me at fucking work because I never had sex, and they do mock "why don't you go shoot up a place, virgin." They don't mock about being poor, or having mental problems, but always mock sex? And people wonder why there are so many mass shootings in the us or suicides in Japan.

>Fuck her
>She calls your dad's name
Do you really want that?

>all the normalniggers on this board
jesus christ

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does sucking a dick count as losing your virginity?