*ahem* FUCK lunarians

they dont really need to eat if tahe had a drop of water in the way there they can go hibernate state and live tens of years

t. frog in slowly boiling pot

the apollo astronauts left a staggering amount of human faeces on the moon because they left their shitting bags behind so save on weight.

>it's true, I have INSULTS for you
>proof? nah they know better, they don't need to prove anything! YOU INCEL NAZI
every time

You should read up on early radioactive science.

Climate change is a real thing, But frogs boiling in pots is not. They'll notice the change and jump out before it gets too bad

Kepler got his data to prove heliocentricism by grave robbing another dead scientist's notes because the guy wanted to be buried with them instead of publishing the data.

>kike scientists """"accidentally"""" plant life on the moon

I'm sure it's not for nefarious purposes at all

>Implying the Jews weren't behind that too

I miss happeningposting

bitch please, water bears propably came from space.

pussy

there's a really good podcast on the first rocket scientist, who was in a sex cult with alister crowley

fair point.

They feeded jews to the astronauts so the remainings left behind were actually jewish.

IT LOOKS LIKE A PROLAPSED BUM-HOLE WITH LITTLE ARMS AND LEGS ATTACHED

Citizens of Earth, lend me your ears and listen to me very carefully...

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>Don't bring politics into this complete off topic non videogame related thread on Yea Forums

If they should be banned so should you

This is because the jews wanted to put a holocaust memorial on the moon. Not joking.

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>lunarians
>off-topic

Alister Crowley was a hack who conned people into worshipping him as a God
Austin Osman Spare and Peter J. Carrol were true occultists who didnt wish to enslave people with their oppresive dogma but have them learn and grow on their own unimpeded by external design

>Jews sending parasites to colonize other places
What else is new

Don’r wanna waste words on convincing an idiot

user, Yea Forums is business now. Politics bring posts which bring views.
You are the one who is out of place here.
This thread not being deleted is proof of that.

Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker

How long until they evolve into humanoids?

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Pretty cool to be honest.

Tardigrades are legendary for surviving inhospitable environments, but apparently the instant exposure of a crash would kill them instantly before they have time to cocoon up. The headlines about this are all hype, in all likelihood they are dead. Even if some survived they're certainly not active, but in a state of suspended animation and aren't colonizing shit.

Thank you.
Tardigrades are good at surviving in dangerous places but space is a bridge too far. None of us survived that crash.

that was Mars you basic bitch

God I hate Jews the more they go remember da 6 million goy the less I believe it liek it’s something they made up to play the victim card forever

Tardigrades do not "live" under extreme conditions, they "survive" in it. Survive, as in can wait out bad conditions by sleeping it off. They can't actually do anything until the conditions are livable again.

Shut up pedantic pete

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>methane is literally the same as CO2, I believe everything
lmao

what are they looking on the moon? there are no foreskins there

you posted that before I did

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>f-fake news!!
cope

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Tardigrades arent parasites you asshole

>this is what american tax dollars go towards

Why did you even make this thread on Yea Forums? Did you post in the wrong board?

>this will be forgotten in 1000 years
>when future people search the moon they will discover these things
>there will be serious debate and theories as to why there is life on the moon
>it will set space science back another few thousand years

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>Jew lander crashes months ago
>But just now long after its out of the news, they say it was carrying life

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This everyone will think it's alien life and flip out over our fuck up

>Us

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>None of us survive that crash.

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Those critters won't survive for that long on the moon you asshats. They can survive just a few years without nutrition.

They'll all just die in a few years. No food means they can't sustain themselves outside of stasis, so they can't reproduce. They can only live a few days in that kind of temperature. Once they enter that stasis, they're on the clock to die in about 10 years.

Gg deep water space jews

>None of us survived that crash.
>None of us

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>Tons of research and evidence released by various scientific institutions, governments, and independent groups
>a simple google search would reveal all of this
>because non of his conservative propaganda sites say it's TRUE, he beliefs it's a myth

If you dont want to do the research for yourself then fuck right off and keep goal post moving. Our planet is heating at an alarming rate. Temperature readings over time confirm this. We have mutiple reports of ice sheets melting at a high rate. We know high temperatures will fuck up farm land and habitats for millions of humans alone. You are not as smart as you think you are.

>us

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They'll get nutrition from the dead palastinian bodies the Israelis will dump up there.

Yes, and palestinian remains on the moon will somehow be less of a news than some microbial critters.

I actually read the logs like two days ago and they actually brought all the poopoo back so that it could be analyzed.

>Tradigrades from Israel now on the moon
>Israel can now claim the moon as holy land belonging to the jews

they can go there for all I care

>poopoo

Occultism, nihilism and humanism is all just fucking gay as shit.