Think of the last game you played

>jerking off to waifu academy

Wonder if my o face looks silly.

Three Houses?
Well, I'm usually leaning forward towards my monitor but... eh.

>Booted up CK2 with a bunch of new mods
>Sit there for 5 minutes trying to decide who to play as
>My crippling lack of interest kicks in again and I close down the game
>All of this while having the usual blank expression on my face
I don't care

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>3 hours of fucking around with Gen in USF4 training room
knuckle cracking intensifies

>gaping cavity in my wisdom tooth
Was gonna get mine removed yesterday, but was sick as fuck and the dentist said lol no so I have to wait until end of september.
Wisdom tooth is completely horizontal, how bad is the extraction?

warframe
no one would understand a thing and probably be very uninterested.

For mine I got knocked out and didn't need the pain meds for full course. Wasn't that bad and mine were all sideways too. Had all 4 done at once.

>Had all 4 done at once.
Holy shit. Any reason for that, were they all fucking you in the asshole?

My top left wisdom tooth hurts so fucking bad right now that it's causing a pain down my throat that hurts to swallow
Fuck these things

>grindan megas for a whole day in Digimon Hackers Memory because I got mad at a bullshit boss.

It'll probably turn into a documentary about vidya addiction and blah blah mass shootings

I started playing the trilogy and the jump in difficulty between Ace Attorney and Justice for All is pretty fucking big.
In the first game it was all mostly easy to figure out (1st case, just compare 2 times lol), now I'm fucking around with the psyche locks and it actually has some complexity because you're not given the proof immideately

>afking at spawner in minecraft
Who would watch this?

Wonderful 101. Whole normie world would think I'm cringe but I know id have based bros backing me up.

Damn, just got a quadra kill in League and mvp. Girlfriend would be proud.

>diaper mod

Ah, another man of culture!

Coworker of mine got them removed after one of them preassured a nerve so bad half of his face was paralized

Depends of the dentist's skills and your inbite. Mine was super-horizontal and he was sure it must be cut before removal, but the guy actually wrenched it out without any pain or problems. Beware the complications of blood flowing into tissue though, you might need antibiotes to treat the following inflammation. (My lower jaw got stuck and I couldn't really get my mouth to open until they gave me those.

this but with euiv

>drunk and high as fuck playing gta online using my overpowered toys to help randoms with cargo sales
I think I'll be fine. Worst thing I did was make people think I was coming to grief them before protecting them from actual griefers.

It's been years since I played the original trilogy, and I accidentally played the second one before the first, so I thought the first one was easy because I was already used to it.

I was playing dishonored no kills, no lethal, no detections, only choke
F5 and F9 every 30 seconds, watching me play would be fucking suicidal

Which class and which mods?

Why do we have these fucking pieces of shit stuck on our heads?
Its like a testament against intelligent design

I ether played SFV or Shadow tactics.
Worst thing about this would be evrione in the nation seeing my generic smaller than usual for a chubby guy man boobs.

Contrary to popular belief most normal people do not make YouTube faces when they play games.
Streamers just have to pretend and over react to get views.

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Just vanilla Sword Coast, going through as a Dual Classed Fighter/Summoner since I have zero imagination. Maybe I'll get judged for that on live TV. First playthrough though.

>for honor
>basically non stop shit talk since im in a call with friends while playing
it would be censored and lose all of the humor

>Why do we have these fucking pieces of shit stuck on our heads?
Atavism.

>Its like a testament against intelligent design
When God was inventing evolution he suddenly saw how we'll become ungrateful fucks in the future and added atavism to punish us.

>going through as a Dual Classed Fighter/Summoner since I have zero imagination. Maybe I'll get judged for that on live TV.
You absolutely will. Just recently started a Fighter/Mage dual replay...

>When God was inventing evolution he suddenly saw how we'll become ungrateful fucks in the future and added atavism to punish us.

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Go to the fucking doctor, retard. It can turn into an abscess and bloat your face into a septic flesh blob. Then the real pain will come, along with severe fever. No amount of ibuprofen will fix this, it's like trying to cure diarrhea by taping your asshole shut. And pay everything you have to, even if it is expensive. It will become much, much worse if you ignore it.

Pretty good, I picked Eve's Mascara on a whim and got quad shot + triple shot. Then got chocolate milk on the chest

>Vanilla Isaac

If they couldn't see the stream proper, they'd likely wonder why the fuck I'm so bored out of my mind. Just played some Revelations and the first alt-floor makes the majority of the base game look piss easier in comparison.

>tfw wisdom teeth were all hotizontal and still inside
>Dentist butchered the extraction and had to crack it in 3 pieces for every tooth
>She had to fight with it so bad that she opened my inner cheek and had to sew it back on
>For two weeks, every time I opened the mouth slightly the gum/cheek thread would strain and reopen the wound
You'll be fine.

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>She had to fight with it so bad that she opened my inner cheek and had to sew it back on

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The extraction is the easy part if your surgeon isn't retarded or if they fuck up drugging you. The recovery is the shit part. I got an infection that basically formed a giant cyst pocket where my tooth was. I went to back in to visit my surgeon because I was having extreme pain even with all the drugs I was on and was having issues doing the exercises to help my jaw muscles recover. My oral surgeon had me sit down and forced my jaw by prying my upper and lower teeth apart as hard as he could. It caused the cyst to fucking explode in my mouth, luckily he had a student there with the hose thing to suck it all out before I vomited from the awful taste. After that though I got better pain meds and antibiotics and it was smooth sailing.

I was getting bodied by two different bosses in DQ9 because I'm underleveled with a subpar party. It'd be 25% bleeping, 25% tch, 25% groans and 25% mixture of "wooooow whaaaateeeeveeer", "yeah okay *laughs*" and "are you kidding me, like reeeeeally, come on now".
My face switched around from 1 and 3 in pic related as I played.

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>An 8 hour session of me playing and finishing Portrait of Ruin with several breaks in between to eat food, browse Yea Forums and search up information about the game

I mean, if someone was around for the Whip's Shadow and Dracula fight, they'd be in for a treat.

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I cant wait to get this shit over with

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>heathstone with lots of swearing and one big "WHAT THE FUCK"

would be a meme for a couple of weeks than forgotten

Nice
Now play the randomizer

Nah sorry man, it's onto OoE next.

PoR was surprisingly good which I liked, I honestly thought it'd be a downgrade from DoS/AoS but it was probably in the same rank as them, very fun to play and the environments were cool as fuck, going inside paintings to different places gave each location a fresher feel and you weren't just in the castle the whole time. It also had beautiful backgrounds.

Also that Dracula fight was just hard enough to be reminiscent of classicvania Dracula which I loved.

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>throwing loli pawns off a cliff in DD

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Pathologic classic HD.
I'm pretty fine with that.
Made some good progress and feel like I have an idea of what the general idea behind the game is, the bachelor route at least

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Koikatsu.
Yeah.

based

>playing xcom and yelling based whenever my based african bro makes a game saving shot with >40% odds
pls no

>playing SSX3 while chilling with a friend and chatting about random stuff
Inoffensive and not really interesting to anyone, I guess

this thread is extremely gay.

Saints Row 3
I'm good.

It'd be me furiously fapping to Koikatsu as fast as humanly possible because my laptop battery was at 7%.

I don't have a cam nor a mic

>Shitty RDR2 2-person roleplay of 2 cousins just wandering about, looking for a train to rob but failing to find one
>Constantly make references to the most southern-sounding relatives we can make up and shitty words of wisdom that they had
>"We don't talk about Aunt Jebediah", etc
I guess everyone thinks I'm a bit autistic, but I guess it's not that ba-
>"Let's go visit the servant village"
>"Excuse me, they prefer to be called "Negros"
>"I don't think that's right, cousin. I think all these folks are white."
>"White servants? What the hell kind of time are you livin' in?"

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Just messing around in hitman 2 with minimal hints and on professional. I think it's at least fitting I stream a Danish game in Denmark.

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Not at all.
It was about an hour of my pacifist run of Deus Ex.
I am a savescummer, though, which isn't really respectable.

UFO Defense, tossing HE charges and smiling while aliens and civvies get blown up might reflect poorly.

I just took a shit while playing Pokemon GO

I practiced my b&b in Pokken DX for an upcoming tournament. One hour in training mode and a couple of hours in online/playing with a friend. We had a good time and a sensible amount of laughs, so I'm good I guess?

So it's you the dude shitting in the park while on the phone. You dirty animal

>just playing some tf2
>except I’m just making random noises the entire time because for whatever reason I do that when im playing games

I've recently rediscovered my love for rocket launchers in that game. Large rockets are excellent to deal with sectoid-filled barns.

HE charges are far more effective
>smoke the path towards it
>Toss onto roof/second floor
>everything dies

They decided it was easier since I'd need to go back either way, might as well do them all at once.

>me nude in bed playing fire emblem at 4pm
>halfway through jacking off to horse pussy
IDILIDILIDILIDILIAHOOOO

You can get reaction fire'd to HE. Also I usually have several spotters and have at least 4 guys near the Skyranger with loaded launchers on the ground. Once I see some of those fucks or detect some movement with a tracker I glass that barn from across the map. It's glorious.

>ck2 HRE to Jerusalem run
Am I going to be arrested for Islamophobia?

>You can get reaction fire'd to HE
Not through 7 layers of smoke and a toss range of more than 40 strength they can't
Besides, I always send rookie scouts in first to make sure the path is safe.
There's not really much point since I always try to nab a Sectoid with Psi as early as possible.

I said the nword like 6 times.

>Besides, I always send rookie scouts in first to make sure the path is safe.
You monster. They are people too, you know. Use a fucking tank.

>Use a fucking tank.
Nigger I don't even have Laser pistols researched.
Not that it matters anyway, a couple of rookies dying isn't worth 1 tank

I was playing Kenshi with a cheat mod and laughing my ass off at watching a deformed dwarf oneshot every enemy in the game

They'll always be there, in the Memorial. Watching you. Judging you.

>summertime saga
i really hope my mum isn't watching

>fucking around with RPCS3 for an hour
Oh god oh fuck Sony's going to hit them with a C&D!!!

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>re2remake with trainer
I was using the player swap model, I wanted to beat the game as ghost but couldn’t get pass the parking lot portion cause both doors remained locked, clipping didn’t work either cause it would just teleport me back. was a fun session too, since I was playing on hardcore and my only rule was to not harm zombies to add a bit of resistance

>FURI
beat the first 3 bosses on my first try so i must have impressed someone.

literally impossible my computer has no camera

>I beat the tutorial bosses on the second easiest difficulty
k

>have so much room in my mouth, all my wisdom teeth grew in perfectly

Man, im lucky. Only problen is that I keep forgetting I have them and so I forget to brush them

3/4 have cavities in them

The entire world marvels at my playing ability, maintaining speed boost for 90% of the race on CTR and lapping opponents

I would be diagnosed with autism. Violent head rubbing, strange noises- all related to how much dopamine the game is funelling through my brain.

Get them/it removed you dumb nigger faggot.
Even if it eventually penetrates the gum it's going to be a pain due to them constantly getting cavities.
>t. getting them removed in November

Playing Synthetic Exterminators in Stellaris on the couch next to my girlfriend watching The Boys

>tfw my wisdom teeth came in straight
Thank fucking goodness. Still need braces for my other teeth, though. Also lost a tooth to some kind of infection.

I think it would count as CP in most countries
Not the game, the facecam
>implying forward slash vee forward slash plays games

Did you just admit to Global Rule #2 violation?

>Nier Automata
I barely talk while playing vidya anyway. Just some cursing here and there and talking about how much I hate playing as 9S.

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>Drinking and driving in Forza Horizon 4