Why haven't you hacked your switch yet?

remote vibration at different levels and different points, maybe even a liquid holding space for extra fun just like my japanese hentai pictures

KANTOOOOOOOOOOO

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There's sex toys that your partner can control from another city so you can have sex together when you're not physically together.

This is truly terrifying

Sent from my Bad Dragon Smart Buttplug

more like gimmicks made for dumb people who buy too much dumb shit

I can see the tabloid headlines
>HACKERS CAN TURN YOUR BUTTPLUG INTO A BOMB

The connected ones for camwhoring.

As someone who owns one, its pretty great

They aren't gimmicks, not in the slightest.

>jizzbrains own remote assplugs
fucking lmao

What a time to be alive

>Camwhore hooks up smart buttplug to stream so it buzzes every time she gets a donation to encourage donations

10 bux says you don't even have a partner

i'd probably mess up my console cause im a retard

I have a bunch, haven't been in a real relationship for a while but it gets use basicly every weekend
being honest half the appeal is the control aspect of the play, being dominated and trying to type while my ass is being abused and they're taunting me about it is pretty hot

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Stop sticking stuff up your anus.

Nice rp u forever virgin ur gonna be alone forever and die alone forever lmao Faggott

What am I supposed to do to jack off then!?

that's gay though

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Stroke your dick maybe?

Maybe? After my boyfriend died I kinda wanted to just die too, things are looking alright now though, and for the time being my lood friends have been helping me out, and me them~

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If I hack a smart buttplug and I give someone a buzz, is it rape?

>forever virgin
Nah, this dude sounds so gay I'm pretty sure he actually gets penises in his butt

>believing anything u read
Holy kek how embarrassing

Why touch dick when prostate stimulation feels better? Men were built to cum from having stuff in their anus unlike women.

Even as an user I'd feel so fucking retarded typing out degenerate shit like this, holy fuck KILL YOURSELF

>473612486
>473613139
somebody's insecure

Oh no!

I can't get hard over the secular channing! Oh no! Someone is immediately assuming I'm aroused by bullshit! Oh no! I don't get a sexuality!

No maybe u should seriously die u retarded rp Faggott go be a dumb rping fag somewhere else no one cares lmaoing at ur existence go be a pervy forever virgin somewhere else

Are you saying you don't think this man is a flaming homo?

learn biology moron

someone sounds jealous, you should try having sex, its great stress relief

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Imagine being such a pathetic fag that you think people actually give a shit that you take it in the ass from degenerates that would fuck literally any hole. This is why faggots are losing the good will the less degenerate fags built up.

Like u have ever had it u dumb rping fag I can tell ur a 500 pound obese fag covered in pimples and grease from ur stupid anime pics alone dumb rping fag

Based as fuck.

I think they are an autistic 500 Pound pedo neckbeard who lives in their moms basement has piss jars is covered in cum and spends there days jerking it to pedo stuff they are just a dumb annoying faggot desperate for antention so they are doing some dumb gay little rp

How can one man be so incredibly based? Semennoggins get the FUCK out of this board.

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Reddit is weird.

Talk about an explosive orgasm!

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Women experience sexual pleasure from anus too. Prostate has very little to do with the pleasure from anal stimulation.

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U will never be a woman

You will never have a father

CARLOS
HACKERS ON STEROIDS
EXPLODING PROSTATE.gif

Nice projecting there tranny is that why u ended up a cringe digusting animoo pedo tranny?

Whatever helps you sleep at night lmao

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>he had to get some pic of tumblr
Hahhahahhahha sure fag that’s why took 100 years what are u waiting for u digusting hamplanent faggot kys already

We're reaching dangerous levels of denial here, but hey whatever you wanna believe, I'm cuter than you and my dick is probably bigger too

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>he is literally fuming that he has buy deeper into his delusional
But that’s wrong in the history every anime poster especially the fag ones are always cringe digusting and hideous but keep seething yah pathetic rping 1000 lardass
>dick
Leave it to the anime tranny pedo to bring gentalia up lmao also implying I even have one
Here’s a fun life tip u should kys

Imagine coming to an anime website for weirdos and getting this assmad about some random weirdo.

>I’m a pedo so everyone else has to be to
No way fag keep ur fetishies to urself u gross faggot

>gets btfo so hard and little rp shattered they have to pretend to be someone else and go on damage control
The absolute state of u

those aren't the same people you idiot
>he can't see ips
IDIOT

whats up sunshine i had some toast for breakfast

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>it wasn’t me I swear
Choke on it Faggott I don’t care cry moar gaylord

You poor angry child, enjoy your day I'm off to play videogames, keep seething~

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>not only is he a digusting pedo 1000 forever virgin reeking gross hideous creature rping fag
ITS ALSO A MANCHILD hahhahahhah

What a time to be alive.

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lol

Bro I don't know who you are but you're very based keep fighting the good fight godspeed and fuck g*ys

Remote control sextoys are the cringiest shit imaginable, I imagine the same kind of faggots also do ERP, and play SL/VRChat.

The real use for sextoy control is shit like this.

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>I have a bunch
So no, you do not have a partner. You are a prostitute.

youtu.be/d6ScChmcG24

>I’m not a bro u faggot
I’m telling my mummy on u

Based Ika-chan poster

>not for this

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