What would be your dream/ideal party?

looks like a regular dnd party i'd play in 15 years ago why

Underling, Dragonfags, etc. are shit. I miss old parties like mighty and manly warrior, grumpy dwarf, agile thief, busty female priest/mage and old priest/mage

Wow sounds like lots of fun.
As long as people are playing characters instead of "me but cooler" i don't give a fuck what race or class they are.

but he is right. The only good and 'big' nerd thing that's left and isnt infected with lgbt/liberal shit is Warhammer.

Back in the 80s and 90s DnD parties with Underlings, Dragonsborns, sexual orientation as huge part of the character etc. were a no go

>Edgelord Necromancer. Student of evil, dark magic and the beings of The Void. Stuck with this group for reasons unknown
>Female/Celibate Paladin. No nonsense. Easy to make blush. Can use the lords night to smite foes with lightening. Secretly effected with Lycanthropy. Wants to cure it
>Shy, Female Bard. Owes a life debt to Paladin. Unbelievably huge slut and will fuck anything and anyone
>Handsome, gay, Rouge. Pretends to be straight to charm women for anything he wants
>Lizard Man. Natural leader. Jack of all trades. True passion is cooking and wants to open an Inn with his wife
>Short Female Imp and an even smaller Pixie duo. Sassy Best friends and magic users. Basically fantasy Rocket and Groot

Just because you think it's bad doesn't mean it's the SJWs coming to take your toys from you.
I hate that SJW crap and I welcome different races to play as long as they're balanced.

What are Lizard men called in D&D, Argonians?

>mfw my last D&D character was a grumpy dwarf female

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1 fighter with throwing axes
1 cleric/ranger
1 fighter 1/mage
3 archer

50 assassins
always stealthing

None of those cunts, that's for sure.

Nothing in this world will ever be as good as my harlequins, or my tabletop adventures. I could have all the wealth, power, and agency of a pharaoh, and it wouldn't mean anything. This is hell. We're literally living in hell.

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literally just lizardmen

4 mages
>one for making meatshields
>one for buffing them
>one to cast big ass AoEs
>one for general utilities

>enter an anti-magic zone
>you now have 4 frail peasants

in regards to all the LGBT/Liberal shit
its usually just a matter of who you play with
i've been playing for the last couple of years and our main group had a hardcore lesbian - you know the type, "all men are evil" tumblr girl.
she lasted 3 sessions before the DM booted her out because she pushed it too far
D&D can be whatever you want it to be, thats what makes it so good.
also optimal party comp is 3 Paladins and 3 Clerics called the A-men

armed with sticks, don't underestimate them

Four 1000 year old little demon girls (boys)

>warrior with a big sword
>smaller warrior with a small shield and small sword
>big warrior with a bigger sword and bigger shield
>i cast arcane magic and have tits
>i cast tree magic and have smaller tits

What a boring looking party.

>Call the GM a faggot and leave the table
Now what fucker?

why not just leave the zone instead of the table?

5 wizards who work together to overthrow a kingdom and make a magocracy.

what the fuck is a magocracy

A state in which whoever has the biggest wizard hat rules.

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Dragonborn warrior male,
kobold assassin male,
dragonborn wizard male,
lizardman bard male,
human heal and utility slut female.

That would depend on the group, though, subhuman retard.

>warhammer isnt infected
bro...

Something that gives me the feel of pic related.

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gimme some weird picks, bro

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