Do you thank and commend your healer after every game, Yea Forums? You should

Here's your reply.

discord?

I know what you mean, I have quite awful extreme fetish focused fantasies thanks to my time here.

omg a fellow transbian! ^0^

Low T is a real problem

>tfw you'll never rape anons dyke pussy till she is straight

leave yours and I will add you.. its too embarssing to leave mine...

Eh this place just gave me the trap bug, nothing too sexually depraved
Once you go trap you never go back though

i actually joined the LGD server from /h/ because you faggots gave me that fetish.

ok

bytefyte#1115

Of course you can. True absolute lesbians aren’t real.

hot
you got mindfucked

user don't listen to him it's just a neckbeard
H

I don't play bad games.

>wah wah wah, I'm playing to the not-fun support role so that means I deserve free ass pats and ERP

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add me already!!!

>healer
gross, I prefer supports that are really just DPS with self sustain

>ass pats
uh don't you mean head pats?

I kinda miss when Yea Forums hated on overwatch every day. Now the game is to pathetic for even Yea Forums to shit on it.

whats your BMI?

Im not domming a fat fucking dyke, no thank you.

Z-2 is more than enough to thank your healer.

I even let the really good ones suck my D

I thank my healer with my cum.

Healers make me feel good

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That's me

>a white woman bleached

shit makes no sense senpai

Just shows I'm loyal to my race

alright well im white, wanna heal me?

boards.fireden.net/v/search/filename/15567889.jpg/
Repeated thread, fuck off.

Yes daddy.

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>semen

I laughed more than I should have at that.

alright, post tag.

Makes much more sense although the tatooo in that case just looks like it was made from tanning with an excessive ammount of sun screen in that shape.

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will you be my girlfriend

giwtwm

>mercy mains

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idr the exact number but i know it was within normal range. 23? idr

based loyal white dabbing on the cuck boys

I make my healer buy me Steam games and make him send me embarrassing photos and vocaroos

If I found out a qt trans girl was my healslut that would be like winning the lottery, I see no issue here
I wouldn't be able to stop cumming

I'll heal you and you dont even need to thank me.
Cause I'll never stop spamming Thank You, Baptiste all game anyway.

Same, I want to be an asian girl owned by black dick so badly.

Not bad, alright.

I dont mind having someone like that as my heal bitch. You just play overwatch or other games?

fuck dude, is masturbating every night bad?

>Do you thank and commend your healer after every game, Yea Forums?
Only if he did something cool.
Otherwise, no

if its bad i dont want to be good

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My healer is the one who thanks me.

How do you properly thank a healer?

she is not asian, and that's a qoh, not a qos

Are dpssluts a thing?
I want to get fucked too but I don't like playing healer

by punching his head

By impregnating her.

no

I hope so, I play DPS in FFXIV and I want to get fucked so badly.

A tank main would say there is, but he would be wrong.

gamer

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I like playing healer
Helping others is fun

anons I have a zit inside my ear and have no idea what to do about it
do I get a needle to pop it? please help

>her

just clean the area around it and let it reduce naturally. dont be gross.

use a hammer

I need source on this...

Overwatch was designed as a gamer containment system.

Prove me wrong.

>supposed to be a porndump thread
>9 images in 75 posts and half of those are reaction images

Any healers ITT?
It's late and I want to bust a nut.

film yourself popping it with an xacto knife

>Do you thank and commend player for doing their job

semencerebrum

but it fucking hurts and I can't stand it
I want to drain it

Where's assanon when you need them

fine pop it, clean it out with an ear bud then disinfect it.

h-hi :3

Sorry, I'm a huge slut but I'm a DPS player.

>most likely any slutty healsluts are fat neckbeards IRL
>fat neckbeard myself
Anonymity of internet is truly a blessing

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Hey qt.

fortnite exists

i wanna be anons bimbo whore healbitch with her brain between her legs

I meant c00mbr@1n containment system

post tag then scum

why should they receive special commendation for playing their role? I do my job as shoota and they heal me

not him but biscuits#9764

SAME!!!!

Ah yes this thread again. Just fuck off to /trash/ or the million other places to find ERP.

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if you push this meme youre giving it the power you dont want it to have

how old are you

Go to bed eeveea

Don't use a needle, it'll just come back stronger. Clean the area and let it reduce naturally. Don't lie on that side when you sleep.

Server?

Balmung.

Post character.

Do you raid?

If you wanna be straight and have fantasies about it how are you still a lesbian
pretty sure that makes you bi, user
are cocks just unappealing to you?

I don't like posting her on Yea Forums.
Not really.

I'll raid her ass.

>tfw have irl gf
>seeing healslut threads makes me want to break up with gf and become bi-sexual
>tfw gf cant give head, hates being on top & star fishes when being fugged
>Put on a tonne of weight but am losing it again
Its not fair

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There's nothing cute about that lip stubble.

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Tell me more..

sounds like you dont love your gf at all.

Theres no point in having a gf if its not someone you intend to marry one day. lose the slut and become the slut, user.

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Michael Cera?

The hell is star fishing?

Basically lies down and doesnt move like a dead starfish

Oh. That's lame.

Want to meet up then?

Is she an au ra? I'll only really fuck au ra's

Sauce...

I thank my healer who lives with me by cumming in her mouth after we get done playing.
Break up.

Post your character and maybe.
Miqo'te, sorry!

Paragraph Roleplayer/DM recruiting a healslut. Strict IC/OOC split, don't care if you're a dude or chick in RL but all scenes will be straight scenes with you as the chick.

Will base settings on whatever vidya we play + original settings where you can get various fetishes enacted on you. I have my own fetishes but I know what Yea Forums wants, TF/Impreg/Domestication/Bimbofication/Collaring/MasterPet etc

Experienced switch who knows how to dom the way subs like it. Provide aftercare.

If you're a paragraph roleplayer and want to healslut a bit in online games/get ordered around/get jerked around and even rewarded, then reply, throwaway email provided

[email protected]

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>TF/Impreg/Domestication/Bimbofication/Collaring/MasterPet etc
None of those are what I want at all...

Gotta play with the hand you've been dealt, breh

bullets are good for zits. will definitely pop it.

what the fuck? what is this thread about?

what the fuck?

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where the hell did you come from

desperate bitch...

twitter.com/pandami7/status/1136938153535606784

What?

Imagining all the obese neckbeards erping right now because of this thread disgusts me

Why are you imagining it, then?

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>hes imagining neckbeards getting off

huh... any reason why user?

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>not futa
Cringe

>tfw big bara healer
I'm a slut alright, but no bottom.

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you wanna suck dvas cock, user?

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I know I do.

>Put on a tonne of weight
That alone should be enough to drop her. Fuck fat people.

I want to be a slave to mommy healeader.

I want my healer mommy to turn me into her diapered little girl.

hes the one who put on weight, learn to read.

>ywn feel hot cum slide down your throat straight from the tap

Fuck you, had to spend time fapping again instead of shitposting.

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I mean you could, just go to a gloryhole. thats what I do

My lip literally stuck out in a pout thinking about this.

>playing russian roulette with HIV ridden dicks

I dont live in an area where HIV is common in the slightest, the most ive got to worry about is herpes.

But I want it to be D.va's teeny futa dick.

I know what this thread needs.

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...nice

Do continue.

Don't worry, both traps and futas are straight.

then boy are you gonna love mine!

seriously what the fuck do I do about this
I can't even see the bump with a mirror to pop it

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Just post your fucking discord already, sluts

wash you fucking cretin.

Y-yeah? Lemme see it...

I would lie If I said no

There's more where that came from.

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post your tag then faggot!

God I wish that was me

guess it's time

same

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What's this image from, user?

Let's see if you even make it past this one. I usually can't, I'm actually so close.

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>all the neckbeard roleplaying itt
Disgusting
This is why I stick to TF2, medics are still faggots half the time but at least they're not mentally stunted basement dwellers pretending to be cute girls on 4channel dot net
I hope I never queue up with any of you freaks

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I almost didn't survive

dva doujin.

Post urs...

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add me and find out~

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ScanZ#2467

You got about 5 mins before i leave to my wage cage though.

niggas in this thread ACTUALLY be larping as heal sluts and shit

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>enter a porn thread and get mad that people are degenerates
THIS CANT BE HAPPENING BROS

that's my weakness user

>Yikes
Yikes

shower, shave, get a haircut, buy qtips, use them, put a little bit of pic related in your ear (can be used on blemishes and scratches), and never post your disgusting head again

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>play healer
>guy hops on voice to thank me
>tell him he sounds cute
>mutes his mic

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I'm actually so close

ive seen the blacked version of the full image, its good.