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Boomers report in!
Ethan Walker
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Christopher Myers
>boomers
>owning a switch
pick one
Dominic Ward
33 here sir reporting for duty! Fat wife two kids and a bastard from an affair with an Asian chick I was fucking on the side. Friday night boomer bros you know what that means. Little Caesars cheap whiskey and pissing out back off the porch. Probably put it in the ol lady’s ass a bit later. Let the good times roll
Grayson Allen
>no multiplayer on switch
why the FUCK can the switch not run a 4 player nintendo 64 game
Aiden Sullivan
laziness
Matthew Williams
To be fair, MP in the remaster is ass, just like in the original pc port, you're not missing anything.
Lucas Anderson
God even if this is just ironic made up I can feel the monster zero and balding.
I was little when the original came out and was too scared to play it by myself so I watched my dad play it instead. He never beat it though
Ryan Sanchez
Not ironic, all truth however I have a full thick head of hair and never had an energy drink in my life.
Christopher Cruz
>loved it as a kid
>got this today
>get this get that save this
>already headache
what happened
Nicholas Jones
Is this and the first one any fun? I only ever played Rage Wars when I was younger and my brother and I loved that game. Is this similar to that? Did they say they would ever port Rage Wars?
James Thompson
based gamer dad
Colton Baker
now does this mean not even split screen? thought that would be in for sure and was the reason i wanted to get it but if it's not in i'll just stick to mouselook
Thomas Price
rage wars is multiplayer only so no
first and second have levels and each one has keys you have to collect to move on with the second one being more open and more objectives
Alexander Cox
>why the FUCK can the switch not run a 4 player nintendo 64 game
Too many draw calls for the hardware to handle, or something like that.
Jason Carter
turok on a console must be awful. aim assist didnt exist, how the fuck do you hit anything?
Jaxon Foster
whats wrong with the remaster MP?
Levi Walker
Uh... You know the series was predominantly on the N64, right?
Jason Morris
I own this on N64 and on Steam. Why the fuck would I buy a shitty handheld that's weaker than my cell phone for it? Are zoomers really this retarded?
Nathan Reyes
its a pc game that had a console port
Levi Garcia
> your mission objectives are as followed
What's the first one you hear, Yea Forums?
Ryan Morgan
Did they turn off all that shitty bloom and over saturation they had on the pc release, also did they fix the music loop?
James Myers
quickly pirated it on switch its only like 500mb and its pretty crisp
Connor Young
Distress beacons. Don't remember how many.
Isaiah Campbell
Violent Videogame, ban this sick filth
James Smith
Other way round mate, Turok rage wars and turok 3 were only on n64 as well
James Flores
didn't play PC release but there is a saturation option in the settings that when you turn it on it looks like shit
Josiah Ward
>Another crazy overpriced port on the switch
This system has a lot of problems with its library and userbase.
Justin Garcia
Came out on the n64. Was ported to PC. Was remastered on PC. Now the remaster has been ported to console.
Eli Harris
How expensive is it on Switch? The PC version is 20 bucks.
Cameron Miller
$20.
Neither of these should have been $20.
Connor Powell
>numerous SNK games get physical reprints on the PS4 and Vita via Limited Run
>Switch gets jack shit despite all of said games being available digitally via Hamster
This is the one and only thing that I'm legitimately SEETHING over. BECAUSE FUCK METAL SLUG 3 IS MY ONE OF MY FAVORITE GAMES.
Luis Campbell
How long is the first game?
Anthony Sullivan
physical is 30 digital is 20
Oliver Carter
1 and 2 bundled should be $20.
Adam Kelly
like 3-5 hours maybe? its pretty short you can beat it in a sitting
Brandon Baker
What about the music, I had to download different sound files because it loops 20 seconds before the song ends which has the best part of port of adias music
Hudson Kelly
Why not? The ports weren't free to make, and licensing fees have to be paid to Universal because they own Turok.
Evan Taylor
not sure but something is up with the music but couldn't tell what it was maybe it was that
its also way louder than sound effects for no reason
Jason Russell
$10 a piece would have been plenty profitable.
Ports are massively cheaper to make then a game from scratch, and people often release brand new games at that same price point or less.
Jason Allen
does this have gyro aiming?
Daniel Cox
bullshit, the first turok game is backtracking nightmare
Luke Moore
Spent like 20 minutes trying to find the last two kids in the first level, then the gane crashes when I try to warp.
Jason Moore
yes
Camden Robinson
>$10 a piece would have been plenty profitable.
What part of "licensing fees" is unclear to you? You've got the platform holder taking 30%. That leaves 7 dollars. You've got Universal taking their cut. Which could be a flat fee, could be a percentage. Selling games at stupidly low prices is not a viable business tactic, and only appeals to people unlikely to buy anyway.
Bentley Price
Is there Gyro aiming? This is important...
Lincoln Wilson
should add that theres also touchscreen aiming for whatever reason
Mason Fisher
yeah the version they put out cuts before this part of the song
youtu.be
Noah Phillips
Doesn't Turok 2 feature both the PC and N64 soundtracks? The PC version is a bit different.
Christian King
>MFW I played that on 64
Zachary Foster
35 here.
Wife and son.
I don’t drink monster but I drink a lot of coffee. I’m fighting Dracula tonight while the wife and my little maniac sleep.
Ian Clark
>Falling for the marriage meme
Gabriel Brown
I get huge tax returns thanks to my little guy.
Marriage and a kid was the best thing I ever did