Gf went to a party in baltimore

>gf went to a party in baltimore
>she's not coming back until monday
>got the whole fuckin house to myself for once
hell yeah, what are some good switch or ps4 games to marathon?

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user...

>baltimore: African American: 62.80%
>PS4 owner
Checks out

Your girl are fucking other men

Just go to /gif/ already you loser

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ape escape

Three houses
Armored Core V if you can get your hands on it

>garbage wojak image that doesn't even fit the premise of the thread
>stupidly details bullshit opening line
>basically 0 effort applied

fucking zoomers don't even know how to meme. shit thread. not even a (You)

cuck bait is obvious bait

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user I....

user.,.. Lmao you getting cucked LOL haha oh man you look stupid!!

Sounds like she is gonna have a dick marathon

(You) bumped his thread you fucking retard

keep saying it

i literally didn't you retarded newfag. eat shit and kill yourself

>yayyy I get to play bideo bames all by myself
>whatt I don’t careee that I’m getting cheated on or they are going to get to party all weeekend whooo cares bideo bamess
Ewww actual cuck cringe

Any of you guys watch the new Maitland Ward Blacked Scene? And have any of you guys also watched boy meets world before?

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You know she's cheating on you right?

>Party by herself

Your girls getting BLACKED by Jamal you literal cuck

why are you guys so insecure about girls cheating

What kind of girl goes to a party in malibu without her bf?

Kevin is that you? Haha bro.. what a coincidence
Don't worry, me and my bros taking good care of Karen haha ;)

Sent from my iPhone XR

KEEP SAYING IT

That's literally what they do. My female friend to male friend ratio is 3 to 1 and Literally 80% of them have cheated

lololololol

She's getting her anus remodeled by tyrone right now user :)

Are you an actual cuck?

all it takes is one arm on her shoulder and she’s not your gf anymore

You're getting cucked

>going to a all weekend party
>obviously didn’t bring u for a reason
Are u actually this dumb? If u actually like thed the person U were dating u would want them to come to the weekend party there’s a reason u didn’t go

>gf went to a party in baltimore
i kno it's b8 but i still laughed

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>Let gf go to party alone
Let us just say that she is loyal, she going to get drugged and gangbanged anyway, unless she is ugly, then why did you even date her?

You do not go to parties out of town without your gf or your bf. This is just dating 101 and if it does happen, that means both partners are cheating on each other and just don't care anymore

It's not even an original OP, it's a slightly edited version of an old pasta

>being this naive

Have fun raising your wifes son

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>gf went to a party in Baltimore
Your GF gonna die.

d-dude

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Fuck off with your thinly veiled interracial cuck thread.

t. someone who literally organizes BBC gangbangs for his hot white gf

i like sage and thyme

>i literally didn't you retarded newfag. eat shit and kill yourself

imagine shitting on a thread but shamelessly lurking in it for your shitty (You) responses.

Go hang yourself newfaggot.

there's a thread on Yea Forums with the exact same op

i'm sure you have a very good sample size that could be used for statistical analysis

Kingdom hearts

t. has never been with a girl

>scripted bait thread
>still gets serious replies

Are all of you tourists as of the past week or are you really that dumb?

Americans are the biggest cucks, not only they ignore cheating, they endorse it.

kill yourself OP you shitposting faggot

>gf went to a party in baltimore
>she's not coming back until monday
lol somebody is going to get laid and it aint OP

>sending your gf to Baltimore alone to party
Tyrone is enjoying her I bet

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BLACKED gon give it to ya

Because that's how i lost my v card user, girls will literally fuck any loser at a party, all because of alcohol, do you want your gf to fuck me user? is that what you want?

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>girl left
see you soon

Where did you fuck them though? At the same place or did you go to theirs?

Nice fanfic virgin

I've seen every single one of my female coworkers cheat on their boyfriends/husbands. And I work in a female dominated field. You're a naive retard.

Why even bother dating anyone if they're just going to cheat?

Women, no matter the circumstances, CANNOT resist the urge to fuck a dominant male. It’s like hard written into their brains, watch your girl bud

Is this the new cuck meme replacing my wife's son?

it was just one girl and i was drunk, also it just lasted like an hour, the party was at a house so all you do is pick a room, lock it, and fuck

im not exactly proud of it or anything, months later a friend of mine was really fucking happy telling me the exact same thing happened to him

you know normies usually lose it with a gf that actually likes them mine was just a quick fuck

Reminder your gf can't cheat on you if she isn't real.

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I turned myself into a wojack Yea Forums! Boom! Big reveal: I'm a wojack! What do you think about that? I turned myself into a wojack! I'M WOJACK RIIIIICK!

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Hahaha. Get a Switch when she comes back, user.

Baltimore nigga, not Malibu.
Still, op might as well be saying he's in an open relationship.

What if I am the dominant male?

This but unironically

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Every poster ITT except me should hang themself after reading this post

Whats up gang