Which driver had it the worst?

Yellow Jacket was so fucking fun to play, though. No crazy specials or weird speed/armor combos, just a good handling, quick enough, durable taxi with electric spikes to ram the fuck out of people for MASSIVE DAMAGE. Really cool weapon-switching animations, too. TM:B had such good animations for those, even if it meant all the cars were filled with hammerspace.

Mr. Grimm
He also was so fun to play

Battle Royal

none of them had it hard. mad, snowflake?

No-Face got screwed pretty hard

No-Face had it the worst

Scale in Twisted Metal is fucked

Yeah, but it's all in good fun. It's less noticeable in TM:B compared to the PS1 titles, at least; most of the roster is pretty reasonably sized to the world, the only real outliers being oversized Grimm as usual and the bosses when they're massively scaled-up in their fights.

Holy shit, that might actually work.

Alright, motherfuckers. You're in charge of a new Twisted Metal (-esque) game. Pitch me your best new character, backstory, car, and special attack.

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Of course it will work. Some of us have discussed it in detail and it would be kino. But we don't have enough shills to meme it into existence. Now go back to your smash, or flavor of the month threads and let this one die.

>Mall Cop
>Got in the wrong place in the wrong time and is now in the Twisted Metal tournament
>Segway
>Tasers people up close

>let this one die.
But Yea Forums never talks about car combat.

How's Critical Depth?

Self Driving Minivan AI
Wants to become a real boy so that it can romance the soccer mom that bought it
Its special is to dump any of the random shit you'd find in the back of a minivan out of the trunk which causes a random effect.

Meant for

YOUR CHEATING HEART

Taking the scrapped sequel into account? Probably Outlaw.

I mean, Minion is a "real" person trapped inside the mind of his crazed alter ego who's running around murdering people in his body. The rest of the characters in the game aren't even real. So probably him.

It is sony they can't fund good multiplayer games if their life depends on it. Remember Dark eclipse or Drawn to Death?

Am I the only one who feels like warhawk was a missed opportunity? Officer stone knows the pilot personally and the pilot was apparently trying to put an end to the contest, stone was a part of the contest. Would have made for a nice climax if he and stone faced off.

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A very generic tragic character who wants to bring back his dead love. 80s exotic car. The car handles weirdly, too well, and seems to be avle to dodge things a little better than that the other cars. You hear weird radio transmissions in a nonhuman language. It is slowly revealed that the driver does not seem to eat or sleep. Set up so nerds think its a lovecraft riff. But the twist is that the car is a rip off transformer.

Some young dorky looking IT guy
Always got picked on and lost his dream job to some jock who was related to his boss
Generic looking EV
High speed electric looking dash that charges straight ahead knocking everyone it hits in the air and maybe disabling their specials for a second or two afterwards

If only the chopper looked that ridiculous in-game.

That one TM with the make your own car thing was so fun, they shouldve upgraded that and bought it back

I think it was 4

Yes.

when I was a kid twisted metal was 2spooky4me so I played vigilante 8 instead

So David Jaffe is in some Youtuber's retrospective on the series providing more insight
youtube.com/watch?v=-huBcXbbFlk
youtube.com/watch?v=df3aFU02QxI

According to jaffe warhawk wasn't added cause the team didn't have enough time to add him, the in game model is very likely the beta version.

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>CTRL-F "Dollface"
>0 Results
What the fuck is wrong with you guys? How is getting permanently sealed inside a doll mask not the biggest fucking nightmare fuel?

this was the best TM clone

honorable mention: carmageddon

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Twisted Metal Head-On was probably my favorite. Crimson Fury's ending was pretty based.
I loved Black as well, but I miss light hearted stuff.

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Does Axel not have a horrific story? He’s completely exposed and in a torture position.

his dad didnt like him and put him in that machine and he couldnt get out on his own

Digging that nose art, though. I never played the PS3 game, how did the helicopter in that handle?

I wish for PEACAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

if he gets a flat tire he literally dies

axel was such a joke character

Thats Classic Axel. Black Axel strapped himself into it as a form of self-punishment for failing to stop Sweet Tooth from killing his family.

and which driver had it the best?

Literally me

@473581819
kill yourself tripnigger

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>The year was 1986, he was a teenager like any other, dreaming of his heroes and in love with a girl.
>On a thunderous night along a ragged coast, a mysterious red car came to him it's power, lighting his eyes blood red.
>When our hero emerged from the burning wreckage, he and the car become one, their souls spliced forever leaving him to wander the night alone, invisible to everyone... but her.

youtube.com/watch?v=LC88mhGVIy8

Dollface, unless she was dumb enough to actually throw the key away.

>rotors mounted on wing tips
>no elevator rudder on the tail
Do they not know how helicopters work?

billy ray, sweet tooth, TMB warthog, basically anyone who's nuts from the start, wishes to kill more people, and gets to kill more people

Your tripcode is still on retard, remove it or off yourself

this is one COMFY ass twisted metal thread holy shit

>not knowing Boco
First day?

She did
The cancelled sequel had her desperately trying to get the key back because she's still growing and the mask will eventually crush her head

Never played it unfortunately but I could imagine it made the gameplay unbalanced as fuck.
Rule of cool user.

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>caring about eceleb personalities
Hes not an exception, he should remove it or kill himself like the braindead retard he is like all tripfaggots should

What a moron.

In that case probably No Face. Maybe Grimm.

youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

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Upvoted my good sir XD

>young engineer who got into the aerospace industry following the footsteps of his father, who he lost in a sudden and unexplained accident that he refuses to believe was actually an accident after being hired to work on a DoD black project
>vehicle is his dad's old American road-boat with armor plating and cop-car goodies out the wazoo, slow and steady and hard as hell to beat down
>special attack is two or three quad-rotor drones released out the rear windows that circle the player's car like a triple shell in Mario Kart. tap shoot again to send them after a nearby enemy, with whom they'll explode on contact, or let them circle to block an incoming missile. try firing with no one around or let them buzz around too long though and they'll turn back and explode on your own car
>wish is just to see his father alive again. calypso obliges, and transports him back to a minute before his dad's death. it turns out it actually was just an accident, one that was partly caused by his own distracting and sudden appearance because fuck you, time loops, and this time both father and son go down in the wreckage.

Grimms nam' story was fucking kino.

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thanks for the gold faggot

If some tripnigger is not going to adapt ill just dump porn mostly loli all i got saved
Fuck tripniggers and fuck all of you for allowing him to get away with it

Power of neo/v/ 10 years ago hed be doxxed by now or should've been

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add boats

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who gives a fuck? you both should kill yourselves.

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welp, this thread's fucked

Why?

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Posting concept art to save the thread.

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that is not loli

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Was this sold in stores?

>Posting concept art to save the thread.
This please.

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I love TMB's concept art so much. Got the one of Minion's selection screen? Always got a kick out of how they even kept the exploding car on its bumper in the same spot and how close the concept art was in general.

Only 100 copies were ever printed, and they were subsequently given out as prizes for a contest held by Sony's Tips & Tricks department around the time of Twisted Metal 2's release. Only 50 contestants had won, so the remaining 50 copies were either given to fans who wrote in requesting a copy, or were presumably destroyed. Due to the extreme rarity of this item, it is considered one of the most valuable pieces of Twisted Metal history, and to be of "Holy Grail" status by fans. It is also considered to be canon, as it was written in conjunction with Twisted Metal 2.

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Based. Whacked off to the hillbilly girl in a PSM image when I was a kid.

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Its apparently considered the holy grail of Twisted Metal merchandise since only 100 copies were printed and given for a contest
Only 50 of the 100 were actually given

Damn.

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that nigga in the giant wheel thing. how the fuck he suppose to take a shit?

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Thank you

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I remember a bit of that helicopter. It could lift cars up I think but it had fragile armor. Sony really screwed the PS3 game over.

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It rammed you off the roof if you didn't watch your ass.

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>twisted metal: BLACKED
lmao

was that kino? i never heard of it

At least Sony demanded a story mode be added.

The devs are the ones who only put in THREE characters.

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The end

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What would a loli in the Twisted Metal be like?

I don't like tripfags anymore than you but having a trip isn't what the signature thing is about

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you pal

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CALYPSO DID 9/11!

That yours?

>What would a loli in the Twisted Metal be like?
Small Brawl ?

I miss those times as a kid i loved everygame

Its still misuse of tripcodes and used as an identification

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>That yours?
Not someone from the cgccomics.com forum.

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Hm. Lucky bastard.

>Hm. Lucky bastard.
Agreed.

Mods do your fucking job.

I haven't played a Twisted Metal since 2 back in the day but this thread is giving me the itch. Is it worth trying to play the games in release order or should I just pick whatever one seems appealing?

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Goodjob on encouraging the tripfag

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Looks like a Motorhead album cover. I dig it. I think was talking about the helo in TM PS3, though.

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New Yea Forums

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apparently the water looked really good
that's the only positive thing I ever heard about it

They're all good, except 3 and 4. Those are only for playing after the others and you still need to scratch that itch.

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Thumper best car

>loli fags are trying to kill a comfy TM thread

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Just report and ignore the mentally ill faggot.

Blame tripfags
Im doing what everyone shpuldve been doing long ago

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>that Ridge Racer #3 car stretched on the left
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE

Was it TM2 that she showed up as a competitor, or was that Head-On? I feel the comic kind of grazes over that.

Not mine. lucky bastard

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I was a twisted metal 4 kid. Elementary school me and the boys played it for HOURS. It’s also one of the most hated. Fuck you guys

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>RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE
youtube.com/watch?v=eaBUeINW_3s

That's the one I was looking for, sweet. Always loved that big-fuck oil refinery in the background.

>Exterminator
>Basically just a character for the Vermin van from TW 2012 with the same rocket special
>Guy is fucking insane and wants to rid the world of things he perceives as "vermin" (Rats, roaches, people etc)

You're welcome.

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The tv show is gonna suck isn't it?
Hell, I don't think it'll even be made

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Thats kinda the exterminator character from 4. But he just hated bugs.

why is this fag spamming my twisted metal thread?

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Just report the retard for lolikon.

He better look like Dale Gribble.

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It would be cool if they had some classic movie cars like Mortal Kombat does with slasher movie characters.
I would add:
The Hitcher,
Christine,
Kowalski from Vanishing Point,
Jeepers Creepers,
The Truck from the movie Duel,
Stuntman Mike,
The Wrong Turn mutants in their pickup truck,
Sheriff Hoyt as a tribute to R. Lee Ermey,
Frankenstein from Death Race
etc...

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Listen here you idiot, it's not about him being an exception, it's that spamming loli isn't going to be what makes him stop using a tripcode.

Hell, KITT's now in Rocket League
youtube.com/watch?v=Iw-u7pA4mE8

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based loli poster

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>Christine,
What about the Buick Eight?

Ooh, the Ecto-1!

i regret posting this

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It really depends if their owner would be fine with them in a violent series like Twisted Metal

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U

>tfw you will never be an artist, not even one doing paintovers on renders
fuck me

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this game was mad niggerish and upset me because of how awful horrible that faggot's foot is drawn.
vigilante 8, interstate 76, zone raiders, all much better games.

>Autistically obsesses over tripfags
>Instead of ignoring or filtering them decides to ruin a perfectly normal video game thread with loli shit
>is deluded enough to think it will do anything but get himself banned

lolifags are THIS retarded

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Range ban me im too tired to look for native ips

Or ban the tripnigger attentionwhore

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>Sony of Japan wanted Twisted Metal to have fruit instead of missiles
>The FMV movies were cut because of very religious members of the team not wanting that shit to be in their credentials
>We could've gotten Twisted Metal USA that was more in line to 1 and 2 instead of Black but Jaffe wanted to see how edgy he could get

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its shit
its shit
even maddox complained about it.
thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=xbox_suckit
#2
"Blood Wake - I liked this game better when it was called Twisted Metal and you drove cars instead of boats. Unoriginal, uninspired."

Lolis don't even piss off Boco
Amy Rose does

Using a tripcode isn't banworthy. I myself have found that filtering Boco really improved the Yea Forums experience. If he posted anonymously then I'd have to read his posts. Just filter him.

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THREE MONTHS IN THE NUTHOUSE

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>The FMV movies were cut because of very religious members of the team not wanting that shit to be in their credentials

What, in Black?

Was thinking about it too, but didn't remember the name.
There are so many cool options: Travis Bickle, The wraith dodge, Mad Max, the fucking DeLorean. It would be a guaranteed hit.

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Twisted Metal 1
Its why the FMVs were replaced with still images and text
It wasn't because of Calypso either, it was because of the women in bikinis right next to him

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Vigilante 8 was the best

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>Every time it kills another driver, it quickly sucks up the ghost emerging out of the wreckage if its close enough

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Small Brawl gives me 2000s CN vibes
I like it
youtube.com/watch?v=qFtq-CKVEgw

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Oh, those. Yeah, those are pretty damn bad.

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Lost Boys David DLC
youtube.com/watch?v=A1dY6OkPb7E&t=41s

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>You're in charge of a new Twisted Metal (-esque) game
TM Apocalypse was a great concept, saddly sony hates TM so they killed it.
> Pitch me your best new character, backstory, car, and special attack.
I just re-add all vehicles/characters from the old games because is unnecessary create new ones just to pretend the game is "fresh" for the 2019 audiance.

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>Being this autistic about the namefield
Shut up nigger

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inb4 Twisted Metal gets the cinematic TLoU treatment to appeal to Europeans and art students

Grimm had the best ending in 2.

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Hank Williams is the only country artist I like

what would be their attacks and backstory?

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>ROLLIN AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND

Their backstory would just be Fred wanting to solve this Calypso mystery and Velma wanting to try and prove Calypso is a fraud

They wanna wish for the ultimate mystery.

Their ending is, like, Calypso makes them disappear, and the mystery is where they went. Because they will never solve it.

Vigilante 8 3rd offense (?)

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>Japan wants nothing to do with Twisted Metal
lol
4gamer.net/games/113/G011354/20100617078/

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Fuck bros now I want Twisted Metal meets Scooby Doo.

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Would you play as Micro from The Punisher if it was modeled and voiced by Wayne Knight?

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IF they ever do a new TM style game, would they make the environment super destructible? i mean in this day and age they wouldn't have much excuse not to would they? Also they would need to have pedestrians wondering around that can get in the way.

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>mexican goblina and her 10 kids in a soccermom van
>kids are all over the fucking van moving around and they're holding weapons
>every once in a while goblina will look at her phone while driving which decreases her speed and handling but increases her ramming power
>her wish is to be granted a green card
>kalypso obliges her with a green uno card

We probably wouldn't be able to destroy the Eiffel Tower again if doing so would be considered Too Soon

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what's the lore behind the potato face?

>tfw no psycho bloody mary gf

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>Driver on life support, doesn't remember how he ended up like this
>His flesh is literally bound to the car itself and cannot leave the car
>Enters Calypso's competition so he can remember what happened
>Ending has him die right before Calypso grants his wish, even he's shocked by this

Tfw I was just scrolling Yea Forums for some cool game topics, and notice lots of loli lewds no one asked for. Then I turn off my PC, grab my phone and reenter the thread to try and save it all on mobile; most of it is already gone. This is so sad.

Thats just how Sweet Tooth wanted him to look. Apparently.

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Fireden

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This is hilarious but I don't think even Twisted Metal has the audacity to have kids be killed

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rocket league

>I really hate these attention seeking tripfags
>I better personally derail this thread with an obscene image in each post because unlike them I'm not after attention
lmao

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Best arc.

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what happens if you win as him? i honestly dont remember any of the endings in TM: BLACKED

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It would be an interesting idea a driver that is in some kind of a saw trap and can't leave the car and is forced to participate without him knowing what is going on
This video illustrates better the idea
vimeo.com/280478148

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what character is that? i dont remember them

Yellow jacket.

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But this is my actual favorite.

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Hoe vs hoe youtu.be/TYWtaKvBLII

-John Doe had amnesia, rewarded with the truth that he was an undercover FBI agent working with a doomsday cult of racist maniacs... Who's also a family man, until he was killed by Calypso.
-Agent Stone: SWAT man who wanted to undo the past of him killing an innocent family out of rage during a shootout; managed to save the family, but one dirtbag long shot headshot him with a pistol.

>entire hood is a hood scoop
>actual intake is a foot above it
Literally why?

Never understood how the fuck could he drive a car

How was this dude even still alive?

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>
It's fine, but nothing really worth going back to. Especially since Crimson Skies has better sea combat with the addition of not being locked to the sea. It just does a really basic job of doing what it's supposed to.

Imagine the fucking money to be made off cosmetic sales in a vehicle combat game

There's no arguing though, I'm sure everyone agrees that Pizza Boy had it the roughest.

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I like this idea.

Same way a guy can drive around with no head in the scrapped sequel: its all in Sweet Tooth's head.

manual said he has ESP senses

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Man I forgot how fucking swole needles was.

Time constraints. Even if you tend to make him playable, he was ungodly huge. There was a screenshot to prove a point.

What he asked and what happened to him?

For the fastest, slickest car in the world.

It goes so fast he ends up flying into deep space.

It's so tragic, you really shouldn't watch.
youtube.com/watch?v=e1oSZkJHMD0

That's cause all boss models were upscaled to be imposing. Warhawk probably would have been scaled down a bit.

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there's only one driver I've always wanted

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Nigger

Wishes for the world's greatest mustache.

Has to fight Smokey and the Bandit for it.

top 10 anime betrayals
youtu.be/csF0oplVM1w

NOOOO MY EPIC Yea Forums ECELEB WHY DOESNT EVERYONE KNOW HIM

Still one of my fav games

This is good.

Best theme coming through.
youtube.com/watch?v=5sVgmmszOjw

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Imagine TM 3 & 4 retarded characters but in TM Black universe

>Pizza Boy killed a pregnant woman while trying to deliver a pizza in time. He feels guilty and wants to go back in time to avoid it.
>Firestarter is a cannibal who likes to BBQ people (may have a rivalry with Grimm cause he eats people too).
>Club Kid wanted to be the greatest dancer in the club but he ended up in a wheelchair in a car accident so he wants revenge or some shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=19x5wXklS6s

Absolute Kino yet to be matched
youtube.com/watch?v=ESEHzlewLmE

Dave & Mike would be school shooter who went An Hero (the /r9k/ type)
Mike is dead but Dave pretends he's still alive and keeps his dead body on the second front seat

to good

>Orbital is the same, just with a nastier wound
>and wants to kill the villain this time, probably

youtube.com/watch?v=nj3DIk8vSUk

would you Yea Forums?

I need these dumb manlets back

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Y'know, it sucks that the sequel to Twisted Metal: Black wasn't made... BUT you're in luck: In recent months, someone actually found an early prototype from a broken HDD, and uploaded to the masses.

archive.org/details/TwistedMetalHarborCityPrototype

Now there are some setbacks...
1: Most of the menus don't work, and tyhe only way to play is on Split-Screen from the Dev menu
2: You only get to play as Roadkill
3: Exiting the game does nothing, and the only way back is to kill the other player
4: Attempting to try online does nothing, sadly. Hal tried.

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That helmet looks fucking awesome, too bad he was cut from the game.

>17 years old
I don't want to go to jail

Agreed.

Sweet tooth's laugh in 2 is memorable as fuck
I remember the end boss to this day was the one time a video game actually causee me to have a few nightmares instead of just spooking me a few times and that's it. The graphics being so fucked up on psx didnt help. By fucked up I dont mean bad though just to be clear.

Somebody on youtube got it working.

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3 is the only bad one and 1 is simply horrifically aged.

>2: You only get to play as Roadkill
>3: Exiting the game does nothing, and the only way back is to kill the other player
Poor Marcus Kane, still trapped in that dream

If that's from DarkScorpius, then you're wrong. This is a slightly different build.

>tfw you realize he's voiced by the same guy who voices duke nukem

Hot take: 3 isn't bad, it just has terrible writing but good gameplay.

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Dude has range.

I legit dont understand why 4 is so hated.

The trailers were pretty kino
youtube.com/watch?v=gUA7HMuQ9iQ
youtube.com/watch?v=GFfDsIObPi0
youtube.com/watch?v=GYa10nrY_R0
youtube.com/watch?v=X0omXsbTPhU

I'm pretty sure it's the same build.

>fucking random who on a shitstain website on the internet
Fuck sakes fuck right off

Vehicular Battle Royale, obviously. But unlike Crossout, it should focus more on driving , not aiming. Twisted metal had missiles which made it very simple to damage your opponents, and everything else just fires straight. I like the concept of being literally fast and nimble enough to avoid or even outrun missiles.

Then there's also jump and turbo which means you should be able to do fuckshit crazy maneuvers, aside from drifts and 180s

haha what the fuck

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Car combat battle royale happens but it has the same artstyle as Fortnite complete with drivers dabbing out of the window
Do you play it?

>we were supposed to get yellow jacket, twister and crazy 8 as dlc for the ps3 title but the game was alread abandoned by the devs at that point
Feels bad man.
youtube.com/watch?v=LWY2gqjFHiA

hahaha fuck

>Yellow Jacket was the most depressing.
Its the same as the first game where he wins and wants to know the where abouts of his son. His son is sweet tooth who he had to kill to win :(

Its twisted metal

Danica Patrick?

It's more slow paced but still very fun

She's a bitch who deserved it. Also the mask is hot.

>at one point they were going to reboot Twisted Metal with a more 'realistic' vibe
>Sweet Tooth was going to be a black gang boss

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Hold up, so you be sayin like

I also think when they were coming up for ideas to the 2012 game (or after it) there was gonna be an apocalypse theme. One where Sweet Tooth wished for paradise (which to him was the end of the world).

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I now remember the clown vs black people debate from that one Adult Swim show

It's from the same concept, a post apocalyptic twisted metal.

I'm not entirely sure they know how cars work.

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Imagine TM with the destruction physics of Red Faction Guerilla.

youtube.com/watch?v=r72pd2OwsB4

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A modern vidya adaptation of Car Wars, with every customization option available in the tabletop.

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The scoop isn't for air, it's for ramming deadites.

Activision said they're doing more remasters after the success of N Sane, maybe we'll get Vigilante 8?

It's better if you realize TM:B is a twisted nightmare of Sweet Tooth, so a lot of things like that are actually a completely unrealistic "monster" type thing. Think of everything more as the horrors that would chase you in your dreams.

You think Sweet Tooth just sleeps in his truck?

Mr. Ash(TM1) is best driver.
Change my mind

It already exists. Its a new game on steam tho I can't remember the name of it. Literally car combat BR. Looks sick

Are you confusing the hood scoop with the plow?

Why not? And also Evel Knievel

>came out near the same time as twisted metal: black
>got completely overshadowed

youtube.com/watch?v=aZB9SFBP2OM

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Microtransactions up the ass

How would a modern car combat game end up working? I mean what kind of changes would it have (if any besides graphics)? I feel like normalfags would end up feeling like it’s some sort of incomplete gta clone (especially if it open world like I think roadkill was)

>Sweet Tooth's laugh, and Grasshoppers YEEHAAA sounding almost non stop every second for five minutes

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>completing character quests no longer unlocks new characters
>instead, you use your Sid Burn Bucks to unlock them

wouldn't doubt it.

>roadkill
My nigga. I wished that they would let you upgrade the turret machine gun though. But pretty kino.

WE

Marcus and needles are the same person, marcus is in some kind of coma, while in sleep he becomes needles kane, black is how needles sees the world, each character is an allegory for how needles sees certain members of society, marcus somehow coexists with needles in this dream world of his which is why he needs to stay hidden, claypso is an alternate version of needles which is why marcus must stay hidden otherwise he will wake up from the dream and needles personality will take over marcus in the real world.

true. Gear Talk Radio was great.

youtube.com/watch?v=O0qW5Sf056A

i really feel like twisted metal black defined the style of the ps2 and the grim dark style
why did the ps2 have so much twisted shit on it compared to anything we see today?
everything was gritty and creepy
i miss it

The 2000s were an edgy period
Post-9/11 mentality remember?

>youtube.com/watch?v=GFfDsIObPi0 [
this one REALLY sucks.

Deviantart fanfic incoming:
>Featuring Dante from Devil May Cry
>rides Cavaliere, uses most of his classic arsenal attacks
>while Dante has to win the tournament to get to Calypso, Vergil simply slash teleports into the scene with Yamato
>ending depicts both Dante and Vergil just blowing Calypso's head off, similar to "jackpot" Arkham scene in DMC3

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great video.

>the preacher had almost no presence in the final game
>AXEL was locked behind pre-order DLC until nearly 2 months after release
>the forced racing missions were obnoxious
>online had connectivity issues all the way up until they shut it down

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>youtube.com/watch?v=X0omXsbTPhU
>that horrible cover of tainted love
how did they get away with this

this is super comfy and hilarious

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Is Thanos in it?

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>twisted metal missed the battle royale window
>no 100 car deathmatch

You participate in Twisted Metal with the last vehicle you drove
How fucked are you?

Generally speaking, everyone in TM:B who wanted revenge or some other purely selfish wish got exactly what they wanted no strings attached, and everyone who was a semi-decent person who wanted something neutral and in a case or two noble, had their shit monkey's paw'd so hard it almost hurts to watch.

Likely an indie dev. Same for stealth games.

A real damn shame.

Fucking love Calypso in these movies, shame they didn't make it into the game.
youtu.be/1b_-Rgq6nrU

based chatterbox user

Yes, driving that.

vigilante 80 br when

Who else always wanted a game that was a blend of Twisted Metal and Burnout?