Meanwhile, in class Yea Forums

>AYE TEACH, user WONT STOP SUCKING MY DICK UNDER THE DESK

uhhhhhhhhh.... 17?

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25, do we get to move onto the lunch time penis inspection now?

please stop bullying me...

15 don't listen to the other nigger
Drink is 10 which means hamburger is 5 so 2 chips is 2 (1 chip is 1)

Everybody walk the dinosaur!

"Teacher, why, does that boy dress like a girl and go to the girl's restroom instead of the boy's?"

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AYO TEACH! user IS PLAYING ON HIS SWITCH UNDER HIS DESK

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Who let the fuckboy out of classroom trannie cage again?

>AYO TEACH! user IS PLAYING ON HIS GAMEBOI ADVANCE UNDER HIS DESK
Fuck you Jamal

>Walk in
>Open a cage full of diseased pigeons
>Leave

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25 ez

*stand up for the pledge of the allegiance*

OHHHH SAYYYY CAN YOUUU SEEEEE

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I can't believe out teacher is a slut!

MINNAAAA

Retards

Uh oh, look like anons in trouble again

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Fuck, I meant 60

No you're wrong because it's a meme image and some mouthbreathing faggot is gonna go ACTSHULLY there's only 1 freedom fries even though we don't have enough literal information to assume one freedom fry equals one.

NIGGA did you forget how to do BEDMAS?????

Ahh, to all incoming students! I would like to begin the entrance ceremony at...right now! Please make your way to the gymnasium at your earliest convenience. ...That's all. I'll be waiting!

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NO RECESS

Ackchyually that is a background for an upcoming Russian VN game, not an anime.

Those bedroom eyes.

anyone else gonna make a wooden dildo in woodworking class later on the lathe, or just me?

{spoiler}i hope this time i don't get splinters{/spoiler}

Quick a classroom full of females is giving you attention what do you do?

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NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER *cough* NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGGGGGER NIGGER

ummmm..... user thats pretty rasict, like... yikes....

>goes to the sink
>gets hands wet
>starts flicking water at anons

Remove pants, jack off furiously to mark territory

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AYO TEACHER! user HAS A GAMEBOY!

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baka yamette

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S-stop

DANCE ANONS DANCE

iie bitch

It's strange.... Mikasa is in a wheelchair but she still seems so full of life. How does she keep up such a good attitude? It's clear, even wheeling around the boys can't get enough of her.

Fuck them all in rapid succession.

Someone threw up in the bathroom again. Where are the janitors? Aren't they getting paid?

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snitches get stitches, tyrone.

PROP? WHAT'S A PROP?

Does everyone have their bulletproof vests on? We have to remember safety first!

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This unironically happened to me except it was the preppy, pampered, rich, white girl. She had been called out for using her phone under her desk and then pointed out I was playing my PSP in plain view. Dumb bitch... She was a kissless virgin until she decided to randomly give it away to some black guy at a party her senior year.

Ayo can you chill the fuck out user, I’m trying to read my author signed copy of Mein Kamph.

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I don't know but lets dab on them in the hallways.

The bottom is a value meal combo.

They appear to work day and night. I'm sure they're getting paid loads. If not.... oh no no

Why is Hinata always being so shy? Don't you think it's funny? She doesn't look like your typical shy girl. I wonder if she's hiding something...

It’s ok guys, I brought my Scantron™ approved Mossburg 12G today.

25. Easy

Hey guys I heard if you perform this ritual you'll get some cool powers. The gym's empty right now, who's with me?

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>the doubled-up fries in the third equation
Fuck, you got me. 16.

Move over Kevin. Hello class. I will be your substitute teacher. We’ll be going outside to play in the sand, so leave your shoes at the door. Oh, and Margret? You’ve behaved so well that I’ll need to meet you in the closet over there.

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Breakfest

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The answer is 15. What do I get?

It's 25 where the fuck are you retards getting 17

Teacher, I gotta go to the bathroom!

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The incompetent retard award

>leave your shoes at the door

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Why are you guys all retarded?

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lol fuck off Hazama or else I'm going to bang your sister again

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I HATE SCHOOL

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You're going to have to hold it young anime lady. Don't you dare piss all over the floor in front of everyone, disgusting. Now class it's time to learn about niagara falls.

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>walks up to front of class
>*ahem*
>"first off I would like to say..."
>whole class waits in suspense
>"fuck teachers"
>"fuck the principle"
>"and fuck. the. janitor"

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metal as fuck
>it's ok when the japs do it!

not if I shoot up the school first!

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Ha nice try. They banned violent video games in school so I pretty sure we're safe. Now who wants to go with me to the shooting range in the gym after lunch?

*pops confetti cannon and dabs*

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Nnnot fair.

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amazing, you're the only non nigga here

how does the paintball go through her head?

Alright faggots, time for the class trial.
So who killed Jon ? I'm betting a finger and my left nut it's Sam. That little ginger always seemed off to me.

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Ah i can't make it i have third bell in the VR erp gimp dungeon, i'm scheduled to get fucked by a furry werewolf futa today. Mrs. OwO goes really hard on me but i want that A.

did they died

hey teach, why can you drink a drink, but you can't food a food?

What literal facts do you have to back up that the single diabtus potato snack equals one? It's a completely different variable.

I admit it, I killed him. No one shit talks my waifu Bayonetta and lives to tell the tale.

1.0000000000000000001~

Because english makes no sense now shut up and stop asking questions you little shit.

harold i swear to god put your dick back in your pants. the teacher's gonna notice you someday, you know. the tile patterns in this room aren't even that sexy, c'mon man

She's actually killing them, user.

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teacher young anime lady can use my mouth as a toilet if she wants

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God I hate these people, I wish I were at home playing videogames

BUT YOU ASKED US IF WE HAD ANY QUESTIONS, AND I HAD ONE

WHAT THE HECK TEACH

Say that I hate women and minorities.

>Meanwhile, in class Yea Forums...
Teacher, I keep trying to revive user, but they're not responding!

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>implying one thing of fries is 1 and not sqrt(2)

Alright class time to watch The Amoeba Sisters

Because you don't try hard enough, that's why i'm giving you an F and sending you to the classroom bronze bull. Someone get a fire going.

in that case why dont the bullets make any holes or impact at all?

2 bags equals 2, so 1 bag equals 1. Are you mentally retarded by any chance?

War is hell.

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>bags

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO GO INTO THE BRAZEN BULL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>breaks the window open and yeets self out
ANYTHING BUT THE BULL AAAAAAAAAAA

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on this day a little over 10 years ago i was given wedgies so tight and hard i'd have to change my underwear inbetween lunchbreaks due to thick zip-line skidmarks

True story.

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>of sand

The answer is 15

I tried to kill my schoolmates once with a knife, but I was stopped by a school guard. Then the school stuff talked to my parents and I was moved to another, better school. I'm a Russian, desu.

>yeet
saint reddits is across the street fucking nerd

TEACHER, TEACHER!
user CAME INTO CLASS UNRENDERED TODAY!

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They. Are. Different. Variables.

pardon me for being a dirty zoomer, it slips out sometimes

KIDS KIDS! Not all of you can be in the anime club! Either find another club to join, or just go home at the end of the day like that loser user kid.

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I-I don't need to go that badly. I can hold it...

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But user, JAWMAL was asian

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Why did I agree to substitute this Special ED class today?

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How does it feel getting the answer wrong twice

does astronomy club still have slots?

5+1 = 6 X 10 = 60

i don't understand how anyone can reach any other conclusion

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teacher feed me please

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Oh boy! Can't wait for the upcoming class field trip to The Zone!

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youtube.com/watch?v=-UxFUu6iiiY

No, but they got sluts!
A-yo!

>quietly sipping some water from his water bottle
ah, now that i'm refreshed...
AHEM, AHEM.
FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK JANNIES, TEACH!
>bolts out of the room

30/3=10
(20-10)/2=5
(9-5)/2=2
(10*2)+5=25
Anyone who got anything else is a fucking brainlet who can't into PEMDAS.
>not blowing bubbles with your forearms with the hand soap

Todays lesson is sexual education, it's a very simple class today
>Traps = gay
>Females = gay
>Amazonian females = healthy sexuality
Can you all remember that for the test at the end of the semester?

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Stale and very template joke

You'd better run you little shit, when I get my hands on you you won't be able to sit down for a week!

GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT
I'M NOT GONNA WAIT TILL I RENDER, I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE NEXT LOADING ZONE IF I HAVE TO

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FUCKING BASED

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Everyone in here who prefers Persona over SMT, raise your hands

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>10x2

user....i know you're going to get mad and close the thread in shame, but look again

but why tho?

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>that kid who kept clipping into objects
fucking lmao but they had to call the firedepartment to get them out with a jackhammer after a couple of hours

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The whole point is that people oversee the 1 chips instead of 2. The normie answer would be 25, the detective fbi level and correct answer is 15. You fagd all skipped math class

I need a cough drop

*raises paw*
OwO

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>meanwhile in the Yea Forums school staff lounge
Do you know who ate all the donuts?

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Hey that's a good doujin.

It's 25, anyone who says otherwise is a cuck.

The only person who got it right

how come everyone of that one friendgroup has vibrantly colored hair? why can't they have dark hair like the rest of us

It means they're lesser people we can bully and sexually molest. That's their mark.

Actually teach, I did the calculations in math class and traps turn out to be only 2.19% gay. Do you mind checking if that's correct?

FUCK I FORGOT MY HOMEWORK.
Can anyone lend me theirs?? I'll treat you to lunch!

Teacher, the quakefags are double-teaming the overwatchfag again! He keeps desperately yelling "Q! Q!" but they just keep pounding away.

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Based

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i just read this a few days ago, goddamn it user

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If you have something to say, user, spit it out!

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make that 3

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user, less QQ, more pew pew. That was in FPS Basics 101.

Why would you be mean to the janitor?

and now you're shitposting on Yea Forums instead
you've come so far

Apparently, he hasn't been paid in years. Some students give him hotpockets out of pity- I mean, have you seen the literal vomit he has to clean up on the daily?

It's some good shit user

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>if I overlay two variables that represent 1s it becomes 2!!!" It doesn't work like that.
Why not? 1 bunny + 1 bunny is 2 bunnies

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where do you think you're going, user?

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>meru

Ready for round two user? Now turn around.

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While you are right, mathematically speaking the equation is impossible to solve now, since the pictorials represent values. Only a dumbfuck brainlet would say "lmao if I overlay two variables that represent 1s it becomes 2!!!" It doesn't work like that.
The equation is now 5+10f

your order is wrong

Excuse me young man i attended girlswithabbs university i know what i'm talking about. Now share your penis with the class for your daily mocking or you get an F for the day and sent the badger hole in the basement.

That's some fine taste you've got there, user.

To my friend's place, she and I are gonna study together, you two wanna come with?

Everyone quiet, the teacher is back.

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hi miss christina mcintyre
is it true that you had a friend that had a superpowered microwave

To play Fortnite on my Switch in the bathroom.

HELP
user STUCK
PLEASE
I BEG YOU

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Mrs. user! I pooped my pants!

i don't read q much but i'd like to thank them for keeping this specific genre alive

TEACHER I SAW YOU ON A PORN SITE

*quiet masturbation in the back of the class*
SHOW US YOUR STOCKINGS, SHOW US YOUR LEGS AND FEET.

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the bathroom. fuck off

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*BRRAAAAAAAAAAAPT*

>your order is wrong
i don't understand.

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You ever wake up and you're slightly confused for several moments? Like you have to do a double take that you're still alive, the sleep was just really deep I guess. It felt so weird but also great to experience, there was a calm moment where I didn't exist. Makes death seem more pleasant and like an ultimate peaceful release. Not all sleeps are like this, in fact most aren't because you always wake up and everything is as expected. Anyways that's what I wrote in my journal today Yea Forums, I wish I could have stayed asleep but videogames sound good too.

*DISTANT WAILING*
ATTENTION. ANONS OF CLASS A-1.
ANTI-CIVIL UNREST HAS BEEN DETECTED IN YOUR BLOCK
CODE. CARDARIZE. LOCK.

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i-i just wanted to grab my school issued glock out of my back sack. Is t-that ok? I named my bullets after you two and try to aim for my enemies hearts does that make you like me yet?

reading math equations isn't like reading sentences. Order of Operations exists. handle things in this order:
Parentheses first, then multiplication/division (same priority), then addition/subtraction. In this case, 1X10 = 10. That is done first. then 5 + 10 = 15. Use PEMDAS to remember the order.

B-but Mrs. user you can't do that! The discord trannies are down there.They'll eat me alive!

Hey hey people. Seth here.

At least it wasn't sleep paralysis.

Forgot to mention the E stands for Exponents. Do exponents after Parentheses.

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Thanks for being the only other person here talking sense.

E stands for Excuse, retard.

We feed them enough onions they're not dangerous. They may try to chop your dick off and wear it as a necklace but that just means you weren't strong enough. Here i'll give you an astolfo dakimakura that will distract them.

Not if I fuck him first

b-bathroom

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i don't know what kind of garb you're running with but i don't know what the f a PEMDAS is but i was always taught to read mathematicals AS IS. not some simpery nonsense order that you're wibbling on about

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This was actually beautiful. Sleep paralysis sucks I had it several times.

God bless any good lad keeping the futa on futa dream alive

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Alright, I want to know which one of you little shits thought it'd be funny to upload this video to every single one of the school computers.

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This girl(male(female)) is sitting next to you, what do you do?

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Ah, yes, the order of Parentheses, Excuse, Motherfucker, Dilate, Ass, and Subwoofers. Classic Yea Forums mathematics.

>the comments section

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your teachers taught you wrong, as a joke. either that or you never got to algebra.

I stand up on my desk and do the Crash dance, which I have perfected after nearly two decades of grueling daily practice.

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Ive never used math ONCE in my entire life after highschool. its complete malarky

>that kid who tried to fast travel but couldn't because the school bully was about to kick his ass

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>you never got to algebra.
i... i was the special child at school. being the class clown to mask my emotional baggage and inability to focus on school work

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underrated post

Don't mind me, just getting to the cafeteria

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Why does Tsuki always spend her weekends looking at the moon? It's strange, I've never met anyone so fascinated with the moon before. Her parents must worry about her, don't you think?

And now you post anime, what a staggering coincidence.

oh god, why doesn't a single tard on this website know pemdas

condolences. it's never too late to start learning math, though. just don't go too deep; some things are not meant for mortal comprehension.

a = 60

Im gonna fuck some boys in the boys bathroom,you can join i have to preference in genetalia

don't lump all of us together. I aced my calculus class.

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i wanna fuck kuro

>Didn't shower before penis inspection day
How fucked am I, bros?

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Are there any math animes where theres intense electric guitar riffs playing and a nerd intensely sweating as he tries to figure out math problems?

QUICKLY SOMEONE GO GET THE TEACHER! THESE STUDENTS ARE FUCKING IN THE HALLWAY!! OMG SOMEONE STOP THEM AHHHHHH

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pretty fucked, literally

Good day everyone, good thing you're all here its armpit inspection day after all.
You may now take your shirts off

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rude.

luckily, my areas of expertise don't require me to do much in the way of math. I admire those who are numerical whiz-chads though

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Man, I had the sickest class sleep poses back then.
If there's any underages listening, the best sleeping poses is something like this (green is right arm, red is left). Works even best if you can slide your left hand (at least the one up your neck) inside your shirt or something so ot doesn't slip off.

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Hey user, your friend didn't come to school this morning, what was his name?

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Are you sleeping in a doorway to an alternate dimension?

I heard she sleep with old men for money when school is over.

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The teachers can't do shit. Maybe the janitor will tell them to leave if we give him a couple hot pockets

Teacher where's our giant wooden cross? We need to show those nosensteins across the street whose boss.

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Ew, I gotta do a group project with user

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>TFW I was a massive weeb in high school
>Still am
>Hung out with all the emos, goths, weebs, band geeks, weirdos, outcasts, etc.
>Everyone else use to stare at us
>Use to have Naruto battles in the courtyard.
>Did handsigns
>Tried to run on walls
>Practiced martial arts
>Looked like retards waving our arms and legs around
>Pretended to have DBZ fights

They probably thought we really were going to shoot up the school or some shit.

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got a source so i can examine how good it really is?

*passes her the work*
Good luck, if you don't get us an A i'm going to leave a crusty cum sock in your locker every day the rest of the school year.

Yooo did you guys know there's an after school club filled with hot girls? I'm thinking of joining.

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Doubt it, they probably thought you were all autismo. Don’t get me wrong, I was part of the Yugioh mafia in my high school.

Another one.

>Are you sleeping in a doorway to an alternate dimension?
Large line is supposed to represent the desk and the sqiare-ish thing behind is a chair.

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>girls
Sorry user i'm not a faggot, you have fun though!

Occultism club looking for members!

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sauce pls

Who the fuck smeared SHIT all over the toilet seat?

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Look, user didnt do his homework!
*pshh*what was the answer again?

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I got a bloody nose once that wouldn't stop bleeding and while bored in the bathroom during class waiting for it to stop I smeared the blood on every sink/surface and made horror movie like blood-prints with my hand on the mirror. Never got caught and they held an assembly for the whole school to announce their investigation but because they don't have students DNA on file don't find shit. Was it too much Yea Forums?

exhentai.org/g/1001219/abca1c6e60/
Futa Jogakuen Seiri Touban

niGGERS

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AY YO TEACH, DAT WHITE BOI ON HIS GAMEBOI

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This looks like home! Shit, where do I sign up?

You havent finished your homework all year user. You are going to fail if you dont finish your backlog by the end of the semester. You have 2 weeks to pass or you have to repeat videogame school.

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Dibs on the back seat by the window.

I'll be drowning in anime pussy in one or two episodes.

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I have blown so many loads to this hentai, my god. I love how the loli has such a massive cock like in one episode she literally just dominates this one chick.

thank you user

Tbh I wouldn’t have the balls to do that. Good work user.

fuck homework
I watch gundam all day instead

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source?

Anime is fucking cringe

My favorite is the vice president, who has just as big of a cock and fucks that hot spring lady owner who also has a dick in one episode.

>t. school bully

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c'mon I won't bite... much

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Best I could figure. I'm too much of a brainlet to know what to do next. Any help nerds? I know the triangle and angles shown aren't to actual scale.

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Sorry user I already called dibs on that seat so I can look at the birds and squirrels outside. You can drown in pussy the seat next to mine if you want.

I see you are a man of culture as well.

Dibs for the seat next to you so I can divert all attention from your edgefest and steal your pencils

Me phoneposting in the back.

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>Sorry, luv. I'm gay.

Don't listen to him! join the actually good occultism club

Literally impossible, the other 2 angles are already equal to 180. You can’t have a 0 degree angle

Sitting next to you :)

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is it Norten Porter?

Forgot image...
Its part of the ritual i mean!

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That''s probably the best scene in the whole hentai, but I also like the one where the president fucks the shit out of that black futa girl and makes her cum on her own face, also that black futa chick actually sucks her own dick. It's hot as fuck

dummy thicc teacher got me like

BIG BOONE

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huh?

That image hits a little too close to home

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Sitting behind you ;)

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>when you make fun off that white kid and he reaches for his schoolbag

I only watch the best hentai, user.

That was pretty good, but I didn't really like Ellen much due to all of the weird contraptions she had. Ai fucking Aya up the ass was much hotter than that in my opinion The only scenes I didn't like were the ones with Akane. Non-dickgirls are boring..

user, your father just dropped off a note for you.

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MOOOOM!
wait, no! i meant teacher.

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>physical hentai
I could understand this in that Japanese "aren't girls with peepees just men" pic, but why the fuck would a Kraut (?) have books of that

I'd like to introduce the class to our new transfer student. Now let's give him a warm welcome!

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>Tfw you'll never be 17 again in highschool and have the chance to be stepped on by a gaggle of highschool girls

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But that's user

Shouldn't a=70?

The set of 3 angles that have the unknown variable. They all have to add up to a straight line. A straight line is 180 degrees. The other 2 variables along with the unknown already add up to 180 (130+50). That means that the unknown variable has to be 0 degrees, which is impossible because you can’t have a 0 degree angle in a triangle.

>If α = 70, then angle DXE/DBE would be 60
>100 + 60 + 20 = 180 so Triangle BDE is correct
>DAB + DBE = 100, therefore DCE = 80
>EDX + EBX = 100, so ECD is 80
>80 + 80 + 20 = 180 so Triandle CDE is also correct
Seems right, but still not too sure how to reach it going forward.

>Stepped on
Mate I just wanted to ask a girl out and kiss a girl that genuinely liked me. I’m going out of my way this semester of college (Senior) to get laid. I already have tons of friends, I just need to get out more and get fucking laid. My 21st is coming up and they are definitely going to try and getting me drunk so who knows, maybe I’ll get lucky.

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Grug no understand lesson, Grug wish he playing his rockstation instead

Rockstation has no games

Meant to reply to

Uno

Meant for

Sometimes I'm glad I grew up in the middle of rural bumfuck nowhere so that I never was given the opportunity to fully express the true extent of my autism with my peers.

I don't want to go to American class and get shot...

It's already too late...

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Callate Pedro

Grug mad about wrong opinion, Grug find club to hit puny man.

Veinticinco

Nintenrock Stick is better

Grug is manlet

look behind me

I just assumed that AB and ED were perpendicular then posted before I realized I was retarded. Pretty sure you can plug any 2 angles in as long as it makes triangle EDX equal 180. So I'm of the opinion this is unsolvable without use of trig and this picture was made for trolling. Doubly certain based on the fact all the proportions are completely fucked.

Hello anons. I’m MatPat’s wife Stephanie.

alpha=65 degrees
going off of you can look at quadrilateral BADE which should = 360 degrees
B= 80 degrees
A= 80 degrees
Part of D= 40 degrees
and Part of E = 30 degrees
we're missing 130 degrees
looking at the triangle that alpha rests in, i'm sure there's a proof or law out that the states the two missing acute angles are equal due to the shape of the triangle, or possibly the nature of the intersecting lines between BADE.

I did some shitty mental gymnastics, but alpha = 65 degrees

TEACHER TEACHER
user BROUGHT HIS GAMEBOY

Pic related.

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Hello, mam.

who shat in the urinal

oh my. Don't worry, I'll help you clean up

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I'm real tired, mom.

WHOEVER THEW THAT THONG, YOUR MOMS A HOE

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25
Is this a fucking joke?

>looking at the triangle that alpha rests in, i'm sure there's a proof or law out that the states the two missing acute angles are equal due to the shape of the triangle, or possibly the nature of the intersecting lines between BADE.
I'm going to call the cross in the center point X
There is no guarantee here that lines XD and XE are the same length which would signal that this is an isoceles triangle leading to your conclusion.

user that is incorrect sadly

Aren't you forgetting something, teacher?
Something that starts with an H?

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Get the fuck outta my seat.

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I'm bored
Anyone wanna fuck in the bathroom?

test

fuck off I'm trying to eat lunch in there

In this all-guys school?
What are you, a fucking faggot? Go back to eating lunch.

NGGGGGGHHHHHHBAAAA FUCK ALL OF YOU

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Jokes on you I jizzed in your Spaghetti Os

What are you talking about? This is an all girls school.

>All girls
user I...

Listen, user, won't you switch with me? You see, I'm real far-sighted. Plus, I hear there are some nasty individuals out there that would beat-up a guy for this seat...a scrawny fellow like yourself is best off at the front of the class.

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GIVE ME ALL THE ANSWERS TO THE TEST OR THE DONUTS GETS IT

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stop fucking farting

How many school shooters we had today?
Can someone call those combine dudes and get it over with.

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That's not a fart, user is playing smash in his switch.

GET UP FREDDIE YOU'RE SITTING AT MY DESK
THIS ISN'T EVEN YOUR CLASSROOM

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Who ar yer callin skrawny ya ram ranch, blue oyster, knockoff Pokémon gym leader lookin slag?

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i thought it was 15 but now i don't know because of the other replies
am i retarded

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10 + 10 + 10 = 30
10 + 5 + 5 = 20
5 + 2 + 2 = 9

5 + (1x10) = 15

You're right

Yeah, i mixed it up. Sorry

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I'm talkin' to you, old man. If ya are the best man for the seat, prove it with your words. I bet yer too old fer school now, anyways, time ta drop out, gramps.

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>Every fat fuck scrambling for the main character seat.

PEMDAS you brainlet
Yo, is one bag of fries half of the set of two bags?

>user has BO so bad it smells like a gas leak
>fire DEPT. called

Literally me

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youtube.com/watch?v=zXhb596PlgI
ATTENTION ALL MALE STUDENTS
PLEASE PROCEED IN AN ORDERLY FASHION TO THE GYMNASIUM FOR PENIS INSPECTION DAY

Not enough info, you fucking faggot.

Go back to buzzfeed faggot

>Mr. Tokusentai is doing the inspection again
Fuck that. I’m ditching. You gay boys and unconvincing traps can have fun with that

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NOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO

Hey, isn't he that guy who brought the crazy faminist on his show?

I'm going to the roof to jump off and commit suicide haha

Alrigh’t Ill fight ya wit werds ya discount Big Bear lookin’ anime git. The fact that yer far sighted doesn’t mean diddly unless yer plannin on bein in lickin range of tha board. Far sighted means that yer ‘avin problems readin script on a book, not lookin at a board mor’ then a yard even with the closest seat in front. Also I’m keepin back ‘ere because I wouldn’t some poor lad or lassie tripping on me Highlander on tha way to tha John. How’s them apples ya skwawny strawberry Santa lookin twit?

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based to be honest

Why, I’m actually here to see you

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O’ fer the lov of god, who the bloodeh hel set off the bleedin fire alarm again?!
>*Gets out of the seat to find the retard who set it off*
>*Points to the generic anime protagonist by the window*
You, the lad with the hair tha’ looks like ya got attacked by a blenda’ and lost, take mah seat until I get back ya hear?

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Sorry...

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I...er...well ya see...Hmm, this here seat over there seems open, may jus' take that one instead.

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Wait isn't it -1?

HAHAHAHAHHAAAAA! Is your hair yellow from all the times you pissed yourself too? Ahaha... what a loser!

>drink 10
>hamborger 5
>fries 2
5+2+10=17

Wet farts in her face and forces her to swallow the shit residue

SHUTUP YOU NIGGER

(Everyone gasps)

THE ANSWER IS FIVE

F I V E
I
V
E

Teacher user's bullying the retarded girl again.

>teacher asks class a question
>I never ever raise my hand to answer
>this one time I was 100% sure I knew it
>I raise my hand and say answer
>teacher says no im wrong
>mfw

*ahem*

ALL THE OTHER KIDS

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on my way to bully your effeminate brother's asshole with my penis

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Can I join you guys?

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Wait your turn. It's not your week to shoot up the school.

ayo wake me up when it's break time

Sorry kids, the school just been declared a gun free zone.

why would you put a division and fraction in the same equation that's retarded, just use fractions

How many people itt are autistic kids posting things they wish they had the courage to say irl?

>girl

To test your knowledge of both, clown brain.

No u

does that face look like a boy to you?

isnt that most of Yea Forums?

tell her to get rei instead

Found one.

>autistic kids posting things they wish they had the courage to say irl?
>School shooters
>Rampant Futa
>People constantly pissing/shitting themselves
>An exchange involving two burly gingers
user I...

3

±1

>that one student who keeps asking questions to the teacher that were already explained during class/can be found in the book

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I already called black kids nigger in highschool.

youtube.com/watch?v=_MFt08wEUOQ

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>That one faggot who knew about the subject and just spoils the class for everyone

i've said dumber thing

Oreo's dont count Bob.

the chad intuition
the virgin aspergers

seeya nerds *dabs*

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Kamehameha, get back on your seat.
And stop using that stupid trip

>stares pensively out the window while thinking about the strange thing that happened this morning

me three seats over

user, you got molested by the gingers again?

user BROUGHT A NINTENDO SWITCH

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hey teach a kid is stuck in a wall near the bathrooms cuz you turned sv_cheats back off while he was noclipping to class
turn it BACK ON

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>that one stuttering 80 iq retard that somehow got accepted into uni and asks 10 retarded questions every math lecture and has an abnoxious laugh

This place is a cesspool of doddering oldfolk and degenerates.

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19.1421356237

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Hey Fagola can you move a little? I can't see what the teacher wrote with your gay head in the way.

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this isn't even ambiguous.

Tripping on those wires there is the real third impact

>asking questions cause i don't understand
>everyone thinks im just trying to stall class

>not knowing how exponents work

It's 25.
Parentheses, Exponents, Multiplication, Division, Addition, Subtraction.

Only the M & A apply.

Pop = 10
Burger = 5
Fry = 2

The last part of the last line is multiplication, which the order of operations dictates you do before the addition.

So it's 2*10 = 20 (+5) = 25

People getting 17 are missing the multiplication symbol at the end.

People getting 70 are spacing on the represented numbers.

Everyone else - no idea.

WHICH ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS STOLE MY PENCIL

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people think that the last fry package is still a 2 and not a 1 which is why they get 25. The people saying 17 have been around for a while and are just trolling

>In line for lunch one day back in high school
>Look at the menu for the day, dessert is listed as "surprise"
>The "surprise" is literally just apple sauce with sprinkles in it

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MRS. user SOMEONE CUMMED IN THE BROWNIES

Oh shit no I was wrong. A single fry is 1, the second to last line has 2 fries and 2 fries. The LAST line has 1 fry. Tricky bitches.

Oh shit you're right

the fries are 1 user

there's two of them in the 9 but 1 in the last problem

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Based. Also, it was me. Now eat it fag.

YOUR'E NOT GETTING YOUR FUCKING PENCIL BACK MELVIN

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1.

>that dyslexic fuck that the teacher keeps calling on to read paragraphs

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SAY THAT TO MY FUCKING FACE YOU FAT YELLOW CUNT

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Fucking weebs

15.

guys why do my sharpie markers smell like poo?

>science teacher called in a sub
based

probably because you keeps sticking them in your ass

PEMDAS is the order of operations for mathematical problems.

Parentheses
Exponents
Multiplication
Division
Addition
Subtraction

Alright, anons, we have a new student in class today! Be nice to him!

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>that one fucker that chimes in with off-topic nonsense at every possible subject

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>taking turns reading book
>the N-word is coming up
fucking in the heat of the night

you're not getting yourfucking pencil back

faggot

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>ALRIGHT CLASS EVERYONE FIND A PARTNER

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One time in middleschool a kid took his shit out of the toilet and slathered across the bathroom walls. It was probably a retard who did it, and despite this, they locked all the boys bathrooms except for a single one that was really out of the way. I really fuckin hate how they even keep those evolutionary mistakes with the rest of us, they only cause problems and waste money

What the hell? Where's all the girls? Why does the entire class consist of smelly fat dudes?

>girls
What're those?

>that one kid who's a really slow reader

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>teachers wont stop telling you to ask questions if you don't understand

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>see this girl putting something in your desk

what do

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JC a bomb!

Are you the tile guy that masturbates to patterns?

Violating my space by putting objects of unknown origin in my desk and doing it without informing me of her intentions is a very clear violation of the NAP. I'm afraid she's going to have to die.

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TEACHER!!

user has a gameboy!!

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Thanks for the free shit

Just clone your router's MAC address and do a power cycle

1ish

Russia is honorary animes

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NO I DON'T WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS A CALCULATOR

𓁌 𓀢𓀔
𓁆𓀠 𓀾𓀿

HEY THAT GIRL PISSED HERSELF IN CLASS! HAHAHA AND SHE’S STILL PEEING!

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IT'S UP TO MY FUCKING ANKLES HOLY SHIT GET ME OUT OF HERE

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6

4

OH SHIT SOMEONE STOP HER WE’RE ALL GONNA DROWN!!

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Source?

It seems every day now, I see the depravity of mankind delve even deeper down
the four horseman ride, I can feel it

An all-futa school still counts as an all-girl school

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loss?

>The people saying 17 have been around for a while and are just trolling
Elaborate

Anyone that believes what other people say on the internet, especially this shithole, need to be shot in the face.

user...why..

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OI WHAT THE FACK ARE YOU DOIN YOU FACKIN NOB

>pretend I didn’t see her
>go to my desk and wait till she comes back
>look into my desk and act surprised when I get it out
That way she doesn’t get embarrassed and gets to see the “surprise” on my face

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To the bathroom to pound the class sissy
Out of my way wenches

IT WON'T OPEN MAN
DOOR STUCK

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the newest of fags

based

>Why is everyone sitting alone at the back of the class?!

-22

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>Aspies are supposed to be smart

I'll remember this thread whenever I see a moefag avatarposting.