Face it

there better be a blowjob cutscene or I ain't buyin

sneed

based and lardpilled

wow, good thing you talked about BOTW2 in your post so you can say it's discussion and not a softcore porn dump

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Don't mind me, just keeping the board clean and patreon shill free

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sneed

I want to pump her full of cumtent if you know what I mean. :^)

formerly funny

I want an option to disable weapon degradation.

FOUR BUTTCHEEKS AAAAAAA

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Why do people always draw women in leggins with big puffy vulvas?
Shit, almost no 3D women has that
but I'm willing to be proven wrong

>my hair is up
I always laugh at the most stupid shit

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whats the jewel on her forehead for?

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Maybe your women.
Latino women have very big "sapos".

my women are your women, mariconsón
prove me wrong

why are janitors defending this shit

Go back to your dilation sesion, you freak.

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You really have to cope, this isn't healthy for you.

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>whats the jewel on her forehead for?
Cumming on.

Remember, IN ALL FIELDS.

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how can you even write stuff anymore after jerking your brain out 24/7 on Yea Forums

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tfw kate won't ride your dick raw

Isnt that like a crown or tiara

Stay mad.

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It's not like I jerk off to this stuff but it's still nice to look at and it's on topic, like it or not.

sneed harder

>yes very nice i like to look at big butte lol
i seriously hope you rethink how you spend your time, i highly doubt this is the only way you use to cope on your libido

Dilate harder just because your libido is nonexistent from all the hormones you take, you disgusting tranny freak.

BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPFFFFFFT

>two vaginas

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how do we rid ourselves of the reddit jizzbrains?

Maybe they'll ACTUALLY USE THE FUCKING LIGHTING SYSTEM THAT ONLY GOT USED IN TWO (READ: TWO) PARTS OF THE GAME
FUCK BLUE DAYTIME NIGHTS IN GAMES WITH THIS SHIT

and then when i get personal you start to freak out like a fucking child spouting crap like its the only thing you know what to say, fuck off really.

>3D women
>relevant
pick none

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vidya board in the adult section.
basically just jizzbrain containment and a place for the jannies to move threads like this to.

I hate niggers!

Just Keep posting it. I dont give a fuck about if it has any real effect its just really healthy to remind these pornaddicts theyre not even normal by this websites standards

what kind of Kingdom is Hyrule anyways?
A Mediterranean kingdom? It seems like it is based off the eastern look of some clothing.

cope harder, it won't turn you into a girl

>always the same five pictures
Post some new shit

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whats in her leather pouch?

Why do people even come to an 18+ image board if they don't like 18+ images?

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What fuck is wrong with her nose

I want to masturbate to Zelda
with other anons around

A fictional one

because they have an IQ higher than 85 and are interested by discussion of things more complicated than the basic carnal desires of the human body

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what a roundabout way of saying you're low T

Bros, I so badly need to pull Zelda's tights down, spread those fat fucking cheeks apart, and fuck the literal shit out of that hairy, sweaty, hot as fuck butthole.

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Would Link have said yes?

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This post is extremely low quality.

get in line, I'm pounding that fat ass first

Last time I checked Gook Moot made this a "safe" board

sneed

reminder that razors and other shaving tools don't exist in Hyrule

if you're expecting any serious discussion of video games on Yea Forums then you're clearly not used to this place yet
this board is the biggest fucking dumpster fire of shitposts and bait on Yea Forums, likely only next to /pol/
come back when you stop wanting to be a girl, faggot

repeat harder, maybe someone will listen, but you will stay a moron.
Masturbation is fine but when people start to defend their addiction religiously and hope for others to also become addict to it, knowing most posters are not mature/not mentally stable enough to control themselves, it just saddens me really

Jokes on you because I'm pounding it zeroth.

>This kills the C**Br***

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look at this shit and tell me it doesn't reek of mental illness

keep saying it tranny, it still won't make you into a girl

and it's great that you're not even denying anything I say because you know for a fact that you're never EVER going to be a woman

please, dilate even harder

But that makes no sense. There are dozens of other websites you could go to for such discussion without getting distracted by images of Zelda's ass. If you were really that smart you'd explore alternatives rather than keep coming here, a perfect example of the "square peg in round hole" criticism your own image is making.

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This is now a Midna thread

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sneed

>this board is the biggest fucking dumpster fire of shitposts and bait on Yea Forums
because of you faggots
i can guarantee that if all the people spamming CUNNYYYYYYYY in every thread were shot, all the console war threads would disappear too

Fine, as long as I can fuck her ass, just don't cum inside

I'm not usually an ass man, but fuck...

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>why.jpg

This shit has been going on for a decade. Stronger men than you tried to get the board passable and failed. There is a reason Yea Forums was always called new Yea Forums.

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based

>tfw this is me but I'm pro-Trump.

i dont need to deny anything you say because even you know its not true and you're repeating buzzwords you learned in reddit just so you can easily ad-hominem my way out of your stupid thread

and there are countless NSFW boards you could engage in IQ-lowering behavior on yet you choose to do it here

That's what I said about feet pics 10 years ago. Now I'm an absolute footslut.

>Queen of Hearts tattoo
based

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No one can be this much of a virgin, can they?

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clean your room you fucking slob it takes like 45 minutes

where do i find a blonde chubby gf
i neeed to tongue their deep fat navels

its not wrong to call people out of this shit and hope you can have discussion

Please don't compare yourself to me.

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Too late.

Bros, we can all fuck her slutty asshole

jealous trannys seething ITT

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blondes are rare where I live
makes me wish i lived in the midwest where theyre a dime a dozen

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I did the other day, but there is still spit in the carpet and my whole room smells like something died.

Gamer is such a dumb forced meme

You know what? You're right. As such, I will stop lowering myself to your level. This is the last reply you'll get out of me.

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oh, but you really aren't gonna turn into a girl, i know it for a fact
worst case scenario is you'll have surgery and you'll die from all of the bleeding since you dilated too hard

just make sure you stretched her out and filled her to the brink with seed, so I can use it as lube on my turn

condoms

me in the back

Isn't it weird how those who complain about something seem to be the most guilty?
Just fucking ignore it or don't post in threads you don't like ffs
Wah I hate freedom of speech please remove it from MY chans

if i werent a girl you'd find a way to masturbate to me anyway

>YOU CAN ALL STOP STARING NOW

That is a dream of mine too. Tongue a fat girl’s deep navel

holy shit.
i thought they were joking at first but i see this every thread
there's no fucking way.
are these "people" actually convinced that everybody who wants their off-topic porn dumps off the board is a literally tranny brigading them from some discord or subreddit?

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Reminder that this board is (((occupied))) by subversive mods and people are paid on here to shill patreon art, kill actual discussion and change its culture.

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That's kind of gay, but I'm sure you can mix her ass juice and your spit to make some stinky lube.

you can't just say that and only post once

sneed

They have no argument. They just know that Yea Forums knows trannies = bad, therefore people that threaten their shilling = trannies.
It's a weak cope.

but they poop from there

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sneed

what do you have to lose from a board like that being created? it's a win-win. jizzbrains get pure, unfiltered vidya hentai with no discussion required and normal people get Yea Forums.

im absolutely sure its a discord group organizing this crap. if anything i'd say they are being paid by someone so people actually get addicted to porn, most probably some pornography industry. If not they are just fucked in the head.

Dilate

There is no such thing as ass juice and spit doesn't last long enough
t. expert on anal

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sneed

you dont actually think this is a tranny right
its just some dude making fun of you for being addicted to porn

Zelda's chocolate huh?

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sneed

this seems to be the case, considering
and

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Eh. My experience has been different. If her pussy is wet enough then that can greatly contribute.

Hey anti-pornfags, you forgot something

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sneed

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>sneedposters are the problem
>not the "people" posting about anal sex with a video game character

you mighta been fucking her diarrhea juice bro

I don't know how that's supposed to work, but I admit my experience is just with guys

SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP

they are one and the same, user.

>d-dont talk about sex its NAUGHTY
>GORE GOOD SEX BAD
if it bothers you so much head to reddit

Everyone likes sex on their own.

Reddit meme words like Sneed are people thinking on behalf of you. You are just puppeting what you think someone you think is "cool" said.

Even better.

What are you guys hoping for in BOTW2?

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it's patreon porn artists having their art shilled on Yea Forums

I assure you, they are not, because I am a lewdposter and I've never posted sneed..\

stop copy pasting shit you got from ethnic committee threads lmao
you seriously dont have an original thought in your head

this

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>he says as he spams pepe and wojack faces and variations of jizzbrain
oh the irony only discord trannies can be this fucking stupid

I want to fuck Zelda's ass thats lubed up with diarrhea juice and sperm!

he says as he makes up more shit
cumbrians are defended by jannies, wonder why that is

i like how this stupid fucking simpsons meme nobody likes is still funnier than "c*mbrain"
sneed

WOW THAT ASS IS SO HUGE, SHES CUTE! CUTE!

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It better be since BOTW is pretty much nothing but a physics engine demo.

>makes up more shit
>literally proved me right in the next sentence
discord trannies are fucking hysterical holy shit.

women fetishists are the worst

sneed

>have threads like this for years
>few people complain
>memebrain starts
>people act like it's the end of the board

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Absolutely based, how do you feel about having lewd anal with Zelda when she hasn't showered and she's spent aaaaalllllll day hiking through Gerudo Desert?

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jannies post in these porn dumps
i wouldn't be surprised if a good portion of the OPs of these threads are jannies

yeah almost like that was the joke
you keep gook moot happy with your stagnation

The goal is to fill these threads with white noise shitposts so no actual anons come here. So by spamming sneed you're literally doing us a favor.
Also
>not understanding sneed humor
definitely an outsider

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sneed

jannies do seem like the type
fat neckbearded losers who rotted their brains out and can only do volunteer work for an imageboard

This, but with armpits.

this is not the way you will get a pass to continue your shitty thread and have your way when the images are still posted.
thats sad, people really prey on inmaturity/insecurity

it's almost like people are tired of it but just didn't unify and speak out before

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I want Paya and Zelda to sit on my face and my lap at the same time

sneed

maybe more

It would be hard to resist to just lick her all over while violating her sweaty ass, I'd probably alternate between rimming her and fucking her cute butthole

Sneed

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why are you and your discord friends still content after you got BTFO in the most epic way a couple weeks ago? lmfao it was so fucking good seeing you guys falter.
>you guys are staying stagnant but all my discord friends are going to spam wojack, pepe, and jizzbrain cause we're original!
lmfao sad. I'll be sure to filter you out faggot.

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new comebrane post haha come fap ;)

Nah you're just a bunch of newfag wojakniggers trying to ruin a porn thread.

TRANN*IDS
DILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE

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i called out cumbrians who had a porn addiction a few times
then people grouped up and did it together
now YOURE acting like its the armageddon of your shitty threads

Which one where? I'd vote for Zelda on face and Paya on lap

>low T
Porn addiction is not something to be proud of. It's emasculating, passive, and it doesn't bring you any joy or fulfillment. Any guy can indulge in it because it requires no effort, strength, or intelligence to do so.

no ones on discord you addicted schizo
why do you post the same shitty fapbait day in day out LOL

my fucking nigga

hey user, maybe you shouldn't post your picture online.

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thanks for helping user, it was about time

Is love to face it, if you know what I mean ;)

Right lads, is this the thread where we post lewds?

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Agreed. I'd pull her tights down and rim her while she makes embarrassed noises and tells me to stop because it's too dirty.

Why are Zelda threads exclusively fetish shit nowadays?

Perfect

Why do beautiful and well endowed women trigger so many people of late?

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Based and fatpilled

I'd immediately rim her again after I climaxed inside of her, which will embarrass her even more and get me hard again for another round

jizzbrains

resetera trannies trying so hard to make Yea Forums like resetera and reddit. just hide their posts and dont give them attention.

Dont look

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BotW Zelda is only known for her ass, and Smash Zelda is CUTE! :D

These are the most recent Zeldas so that's what people post about.

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I want to fuck a anime girl's butthole so fucking bad, bros.

post more.

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>nowadays

janny schizos get embarrassed when their erp threads are made fun of

Why do people think the c9mbrain meme is a leftist thing? It's really obviously a shitty /pol/ meme.

More fatposting please

I would spy on her while she shits and pisses, thinking no one's watching, while I stroke my cock and think about fucking her.

>Zelda without her crown
didn't know i wanted this until now

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i get you are getting paid for being stupid and modifying board culture but i think you'd be better if you started posting somewhere else already

Those ""people"" need serious help.

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Okey dokey

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It's just another failing forced meme, like Earjack a few months ago. We're suffocating right now. Something has to give and unfortunately pepe and wojak have to go.

Choose one.

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>unfortunately

>3dpd

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Wojakposting and maybe even Pepeposting as bannable offenses would improve this board, hell, the entire damn site instantly. But I guess that would require a bit too much work from the mods and janny trannies.

but it reuses the same map....

They've needed to go for the longest time. They've never been funny and are just the rage comics of today: absolute fucking garbage, cookie cutter "memes."

>unfortunately

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>jizzbrain cope

holy fuck, kill yourselves low iq subhumans.

you're like watching cockroaches scurrying towards the walls of a room

>wojackposting and pepeposting as sitewide bannable offenses

If fucking only.

You could not be projecting harder if you tried. Mostly because it's obvious how much you're already trying.

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ok /pol/tard

Top right.

first discord
then trannies
now /pol/
how many boogiemen do you have

Way to outyourself gladium

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There is literally nothing wrong with three dee.

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just more evidence that jizzbrains are cross posting leftists from reddit

>Zelda

Get some taste, Hilda, Peatrice, and Mipha are all objectively superior.

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Wojak and pepe got me through some tough times

t. 29 year old alcoholic boomer

he says as he reddit spaces

did you know Zelda does poses mid-air in Smash?

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>now /pol/
how new are you

Top middle, all day

>deflecting
Those other ones were /pol/'s own boogeymen. The issue was always /pol/ itself and the kind of people it brought to this site.

who's trying anymore because i couldn't care less for what these people think. I just want you the fuck out because i don't want to make your life easy.

VERY cute

You're bullshitting if you're telling me you aren't cranking it right now.

its the third one youve mentioned in this thread
so now its /pol/
how many boogiemen do you have

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at this point, im assuming you shot out your last brain cell. kill yourself faggot.

no ones deflecting
use words you understand jizzbrain
like anal, cum, and anime titties

Sshhh, quit your arguing, she's fallen asleep!

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I just busted one to giantess zelda

This girl is gonna be late for class. I'll just let the teacher know that she's in the bathroom so she can sleep a little longer.

sup kumbrains

I'd let aika ruin my life

So you admit you're shitposting, just for the sake of ruining the board for everyone else?

ggot a link?

Why do you think that cumbraīn is just a meme and not an analysis of your unfortunate lifestyles? These threads are for porn, even mods can see that. The recent spam of these threads in retaliation only proves you have a problem.

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Believe it or not I've seen "incels" listed as one source of the boogeyman a few times as well. Either porn addicts are schizophrenic or they're so obnoxious that they unite literally everyone into hating them no matter their political orientation, gender, or social status.

this image is actually true and is me except now I'm 24 and it's far worse

Here

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>recent
newfag

>schizo

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>for everyone else
would it be to break the rules if i discuss your image not the way you intend to and by disapproving it? It is no different than posts like or

nice, thanks friend