Sister gossip my computer while sleeping

>Sister gossip my computer while sleeping
>When I wake up, she asks we why a girl of that hentai game (Koikatu she mwans) looks like her
What do I do, bros?

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fuck your sister and post proof

Rape her

stop being a cum󠛡brain and start learning english.

Fuck her and assert your household dominance so she never dares to go near your pc except for when to suck your dick while watching porn

>Sister gossip my computer while sleeping
Absolute nonsense.

Yea Forums is NOT for ESL beaners!

Yea Forums anons should write erotic novels they have good imagination.

Mala suerte hamburguesa

>sister finds out about my incest fetish and my small dick humiliation fetish and teases me about it all the time

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the only real answer

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Get on with the wincest.

All according to keikaku

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Is she an imouto or a nee-san?

>she asks we
We? WHO IS WE? ARE YOU A FUCKING HIVEMIND?

Tell her it's just a coincidence and you had no real part in the character design process.

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link card

learn english retardo

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>sister sees my dick
>it's small, but says it's bigger than her bf's
>says a few times she wants to fuck me, dead serious
>I reject cos "it is not morally right"
>it was years ago
>she moved out
>we are not in good terms for some time, haven't spoken to her for 2 years
I wish this was bait, but it's not.

extract the cum from your brain by blowing a hypernut and you'll be fine, gamer user

Both dodged a bullet and missed your chance, user.

>She sees your dick again
>It's still small
>You've gotten fatter though, so now it looks even smaller
>Sister starts laughing uproariously and doesn't stop for five whole mintues
>She says her new boyfriend's dick is three times your size
>Calling you a 'weirdo with a weenie' she leaves your house
>And your life
>Forever

>it's small
You can't say that and not give us exact figures.

>show sister something on youtube
>later notice I had some porn tabs open
>she probably saw them

what do?

>She says her new boyfriend's dick is three times your size
h-hot

Insult her for suggesting it even looks like her and play it off as best you can, sorry OP.

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Why do you
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with a capital letter?

Who cares? Unless you had tabs with incest stuff in the title open.

You can't post this and not share her card with us, user.

chinga tu madre puto