ITT: Real life glitches
ITT: Real life glitches
Lincoln Moore
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Ethan Moore
Ian Perry
Henry Foster
Ryder Peterson
Elijah Parker
Jeremiah Howard
Looks like Combine technology. There really isn't much difference between the cancer-like structures of an oppressive alien regime and modern architecture.
Who in their right mind finds this attractive? On its own, sure maybe, but forced into another building like that? Horrible.
Daniel Murphy
>so wobbly
it doesn't seem like photoshop but why go through the fucking effort for such a look?
Jonathan Campbell
Ryder Peterson
Juan Cooper
pepto bismol lake
Sebastian Ortiz
Wyatt Campbell
I know people shit on this for ruining an old building but it actually looks cool as fuck tbqh.
Carter Martin
Xavier Stewart
These are just shitty architecture, not glitches.
Oliver Barnes
James Brown
Nolan Sanders
What am I supposed to see here?
Brody Lopez
>what if we take art deco and, like, modernize it even more?
>whoaaa dude that's genius
Fucking zoomers should never be allowed to use autoCAD.
Kayden Perry
Nicholas Hernandez
It's so awkward to me how the old beautiful entrance is now unused space and the subway stop gets you off in front of this old entrance so you have to walk ages to get to the new entrance on the prism end. The interiors of the new areas also feel really soulless compared to the old ones.
Mason Hill
yeah, a glitch. hehehe dumb goyim
Elijah Jackson
Looked like a pidgeon from the thumbnail.
Carter Carter
there isn't even an art deco building itt genius
Jason Morgan
Nathan Allen
Ayden Richardson
Reminds me of the spectral world shift in Soul Reaver.
Hunter Bailey
the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles
Brayden James
it's shopping gallery. a lot of tourists go in there just to check it out.
Adrian Smith
Genuinely freaks me out
Charles Lewis
THEY'RE GETTING CLOSER
Carson Young
>zoomers
The addition was designed by Daniel Libeskind, both 1946. I agree that it isn't very good though.
Jayden Morris
>The gas cloud initially rose at nearly 100 kilometres per hour (62 mph) and then, being heavier than air, descended onto nearby villages, displacing all the air and suffocating people and livestock within 25 kilometres (16 mi) of the lake
Jose Thomas
Michael Diaz
Bentley Brown
>holding him by the ears
Why do this to pig?
Oliver Hill
Josiah Perez
Come on, realistically, what's the worst a bunch of walking rocks could do?
Evan Rivera
Reminder that these threads get pruned now
Ethan Johnson
it's dead Jim
Jeremiah Barnes
>character customization error
Logan Adams
He seems happy
Jaxon Russell
Hudson Evans
The rivers turned red due to the iron. imagine being a peasant in those days, hearing a loud rumble, seeing a red river, then everyone starts dying.
Jeremiah Howard
Parker Morgan
>On the 19th of September 2016, Kurt Lawson of PetaPixel reported that the racetrack had been defaced with tire tracks, and the initials 'D' and 'K' were carved into one of the rocks
Easton Watson
>chunk error
Isaiah Martin
This is ART
Nathan Allen
Kevin Cruz
Wyatt King
>I could not speak. I became unconscious. I could not open my mouth because then I smelled something terrible ... I heard my daughter snoring in a terrible way, very abnormal ... When crossing to my daughter's bed ... I collapsed and fell. I was there till nine o'clock in the (Friday) morning ... until a friend of mine came and knocked at my door ... I was surprised to see that my trousers were red, had some stains like honey. I saw some ... starchy mess on my body. My arms had some wounds ... I didn't really know how I got these wounds ... I opened the door ... I wanted to speak, my breath would not come out ... My daughter was already dead ... I went into my daughter's bed, thinking that she was still sleeping. I slept till it was 4:30 p.m. in the afternoon ... on Friday. (Then) I managed to go over to my neighbors' houses. They were all dead ... I decided to leave ... (because) most of my family was in Wum ... I got my motorcycle ... A friend whose father had died left with me (for) Wum ... As I rode ... through Nyos I didn't see any sign of any living thing ... (When I got to Wum), I was unable to walk, even to talk ... my body was completely weak.
Isaiah Jones
He just places the balls in his pockets
Mason Ward
Ian Adams
Its literally and unironically Jewish arcitecture.
>Using the design of architect Daniel Libeskind, the Neo-Classicist facade on the historic arsenal has been interrupted. Libeskind added a transparent arrowhead to the façade of the building, creating, according to the Dresden Tourism board, "an outwardly visible expression of innovation".[4] This new element is also reflected in the logo of the museum. Libeskind's studio states that "the openness and transparency of the new façade, representing the openness of democratic society, contrasts with the rigidity of the existing building, which represents the severity of the authoritarian past".[2]
Zachary Sanders
Didn't they find some scraps of it floating around?
Elijah Russell
Makes sense to make it unique at that point then, just oof I imagine the money and hours it took to finish it.
Noah Moore
Dylan Walker
Hudson Jackson
Been there months ago, it looks pretty meh compared to the rest of the scenery in that area. Yeah whatever it's technically impressive since I bet you need to be damn careful to build something with a weird shape that doesn't collapse, but it's kinda ugly imo.
James Lee
I miss reality glitch threads on /x/.
Chase Myers
brutalist architecture needs to make a comeback, every building should look like a fallout shelter from the not too distant future of 1997
Nathaniel James
Christopher Russell
The worst part is that you lose so much functionality and space with that hideous design. At least other shit-tier architecture schools like commie blocks and international style retain functionality and ergonomics.
Owen Jenkins
Ethan Cruz
>Wanting boring ass commie blocks to make a comeback
Look my dudes, I dislike those building as much as the next guy, but at least it looks somewhat interesting unlike a bunch of grey monoliths that I grew up near.
Besides, its not like those buildings are anything other than novelty and "art"
Nathan Gray
>The black kid going "why"
Jose Russell
Christopher Wilson
I remember this faggot.
He ate only protein power and vitamin tablets for months while cycling tren. I wonder what health problems he has these days.
Isaac Reed
I'm with you user, living in commie blocks is actually fucking depressing.
The need for functionality has a limit, and morale needs to be sustained too. A halfway point is better.
Grayson Scott
no no no
whyyyyyyy
Hudson Rodriguez
This, there should be some culture and class to architecture, not just a bunch of fucking concrete and glass cubes which are Soulless.
Jack Allen
IT'S NOT JUST A BOULDER
it's a rock
Ethan Martin
what the fuck
Chase Smith
Kayden Hernandez
Something looks off about this. Is he very dehydrated? His skin looks unhealthy.
Matthew Nguyen
Guess Todd wanted to try his luck with Architecture?
Juan Thomas
>Surely we can't just tear down this old building, old architecture like this must be protected!
>Let's just surgically graft the most eyerapingly offensive modern shit we possibly can, turning it into an even bigger eyesore than any brand new design could ever be!
Isaac Kelly
uuuhh.. sorry, sweaty but your culture and history doesn't matter anymore
Jason Russell
>Wanting boring ass commie blocks to make a comeback
Nobody likes commie blocks, but if you have to deal with hideous architecture, it's always better to have the structure that values usability and space over making a "statement". Trust me, you do not want to ever, ever, ever have to deal with these sorts of structurally atypical buildings, even before the novelty asthetics wears off. It's a nightmare.
William Cox
>literally a cancerous growth
Ryan Butler
Lincoln Sanchez
How beautiful! :)
Levi Powell
>the openness and transparency of the new façade, representing the openness of democratic society, contrasts with the rigidity of the existing building, which represents the severity of the authoritarian past
holy fuk
Hunter Gray
There's nothing wrong with bottom right.
Angel Smith
Post-modernism is just brutalism 2.0 as both go out of their way to deny traditional architecture
Jaxon Wood
Pure cohencidence
Asher Perez
Right looks better.
Henry Powell
Top-Right looks like some sort of sci-fi land carrier.
Michael Smith
The rainbow descending into the pink depths is a nice pictoral metaphor for LGBT.
Thomas Taylor
nobody wants to pay a shit ton to maintain detailed masonry
go contract an architect to make your own fucking house, money doesn't fall from the sky just because you want to live in a salvatore dali painting
Samuel Roberts
Grayson Johnson
Andrew Foster
Easton Perez
What's the appeal in designing and building structures that are in complete disharmony with the surroundings?
Parker Peterson
It always blows my mind how well they manage to blend those boots with the skin.
Oliver Nguyen
Nicholas Gonzalez
God damnit I almost threw up fuck
Wyatt Thompson
somethings wrong with the floor, guys
Caleb Hughes
Owen Lewis
This is one of those events where i only believe it because it happened relatively recently.
Luis Harris
Jonathan Brown
Jews just like to fuck things up
Hunter Adams
That's not a glitch, it's a shiny.
Evan Adams
those fucking reactions in the background
>white lady
>that black guy next to her
Robert Cooper
Jacob Hall
Funfact, it's extremely salty.
Ryan Morris
William Ward
Jose Gray
Luis Perry
It's going to be biblical when Kivu explodes.
Chase Morales
Landon Nelson
so how come he survived? just sheer luck?
Brayden King
>when you see it
brix will be shat
Mason Walker
Top-right definitely looks like some more wild brutalist buildings but with steel and glass instead of concrete.
Kayden Robinson
>hey hey people
>what the fuck, here
Josiah Richardson
who’s the fucking Jew who did this
Grayson Jackson
>use glitches to exploit game mechanics
Connor Stewart
Ah, I see you too are a fan of non-euclidian architecture.
Nathaniel Jenkins
>in those days
it was 1986
Hudson Hernandez
Why would I have thought of carrot
Lincoln Martinez
Samuel Hernandez
I thought of cucumber
this sucks, lol
Bentley Stewart
>glitches that become part of the core gameplay
Adam Butler
Say what you want about her, but you have to admit she's an expert when it comes to makeup and costumes. I wouldn't be surprised if she eventually gets a job doing Hollywood special effect makeup. Pic related is her without the makeup.
This is her Instagram: instagram.com
Justin Cook
i love you
Christopher Peterson
Christian Collins
Act, don't react
Josiah Moore
Imagine being so obsessed with attention that you do this to yourself.
Eli Evans
Generation Kill was fucking great.
Luke Foster
Pretty much. The carbon dioxide cloud left very few surviving people or animals in the radius it affected.
Adrian Wright
this seems nice
Christian Wilson
The ones on the left are fucking hideous lol, cheap crap imitating superior buildings of the past.
Charles Long
These are obviously extreme examples, but I think seeing different eras of architechture side by side in cities is really interesting.
Building something that's "like the good old days" is a growing trend, and it's just depressing to me. Buildings like that are kitch and soulless in my opinion, no better than the copycat cities in China
Juan Scott
Oh for sure.
Jace Cox
Same, that's weird
Jordan Jones
wahat
Charles Sullivan
Legacy.
Adrian Morales
Why dont we see more humor like naked gun and airplane that was peak comedy for me
Jace Johnson
>when you fail to do the math after 8+8
Nicholas Green
>when you go too fast in GTA and the textures don't have time to load
Lincoln Murphy
The actors were all carrying the show hard, good stuff. Dynamics too.
Luis Gomez
Chase Moore
there is nothing glitchy about this
Owen Wood
>growing your own bait
Aaron Fisher
I'm all for having a progression of architecture in an area, but I question the aesthetics of having such a discordant layout. When I say disharmony, I mean that the styles aren't complimenting each other; you can have the crystal buildings, just put them with the glass and steel ones over there, you know? Like a garden, you plant things in groups that are complimentary.
Adam Gray
>Im boutta head out
Jacob Mitchell
Aiden Gray
why ?
Oliver Powell
My local police department has one of these.
Andrew Ramirez
Not nearly enough brown people walking around. How is this supposed to appeal to the modern resident of berlin to advertise such a project?
Robert Flores
I thought of boobs, does this mean I'm retarded?
Charles Wood
Landon Scott
RIPPEN
Grayson Edwards
Having a marine on set to just play himself as he was during the invasion really helped get the nuances right. Fantastic show, and it really deserves the reputation of being the most accurate portrayal of being in the military.
James Nguyen
Nothing came to mind. I only thought carrot when the next frame said carrot.
Cooper Ward
Imagine clipping into a wall and not being able to get out
Jordan Young
Modern art and marxism was the worst mistake of humanity. How can humans be so stupid, selfish and arrogant to come up with these garbage?
John Ross
kek this is perfect
Jordan Ramirez
post modernists want to destroy all culture to turn us into a race of subservient subhuman slaves
Justin Fisher
>bridge fails to load correctly
Jose Ramirez
what in the god damn?
Lincoln Bennett
it seems like something that can be designed on a computer, and the art of architecture has declined in general.
Easton Lopez
>white humor
it's the best
Grayson Hill
>fail math after 9+9
>think of a banana
This sucks.
Hunter Jackson
How about a glitch in this thread?
Nolan Johnson
RIPPEN
Daniel Lopez
>the normally blue waters of the lake turned a deep red after the outgassing
Nathan Reed
I dont get it
Julian Moore
Angel Johnson
Jeremiah Young
It takes effort.
Liam Davis
Ethan Kelly
A localized extinctual epoch. Truly a wonder of our time.
Wyatt Richardson
>Town Motto(s): "It's great to be alive in Colma"
Jose Scott
Highly salinated and separate from the rest, just how I like it.
Cameron Morales
Theres still traces of it around
youtu.be
Leo Edwards
Modernist architecture is an excess of capitalism though. It's funded by wealthy corporate overlords with no accountability to the people who actually have to live around these monstrosities, and who can be talked into making 'artistic statements' about their soulless corporation's 'core values'.
Soviet brutalism is also terrible, but that was a function of conscious rejection of perceived western decadence - meanwhile the west ended up with ugly garbage anyway because these architects were employed by ultra-rich fuckwits that could do as they please and make their workers suffer however they wanted with no repercussions.
Jonathan Smith
The disharmony is the "joke" in these buildings, they're works of art that explore the possibilities of the extreme contrast.
I think they're certainly interesting to look at, but they aren't there just for an exhibition. The concept loses its impact when you see it day after day.
So yeah, I agree that it isn't that great of a gimmick for buildings
Jason Sullivan
NANI
Josiah Barnes
IRL boss encounters?
Jordan Martinez
Luke Walker
I got to caught up in the numbers to think of a fruit.
Ayden Barnes
Connor Scott
The best part is how they talk trash about "muh beautiful European cities are so superior" and that's just a bunch of concrete with some sad little trees as an afterthought. That street doesn't even have lanes.
Michael Rogers
It's like construction cancer straight out of "Blame!".
Luke James
Modern art was a movement in the 1920's, get over it already
Daniel Roberts
the boots go very high up, right up to the skirt
Josiah Brown
Tread belt acts as the tanks own bridge, so to speak. Though I shutter to think what they looked like immediately after
Camden Fisher
Blake Cooper
I thought of lettuce
Alexander Lewis
>Tomat- No, I'll switch to carrot
Blake Sanchez
for me, its lettuce
Cameron Edwards
What, dress up for fun? They don't do body modification or any of that, those are all just accessories and weird clothing. It's just their hobby and source of revenue
Thomas Lee
There's probably a pipe in the middle of the water that's holding the faucet up and also allowing it to pull more water upwards.
Aiden Rivera
Christopher Russell
Where do you live, Detroit?
oh wait
Christopher Kelly
RIPPENCHADS WW@
Logan Harris
We're reaching peak decadence not seen since the blood orgies of rome.
Thomas Murphy
Where's that gif of the chocolate bar you can break in a certain way and get a free square?
Robert Cooper
Keep crying virgin.
Liam Powell
RRRRRIDE THAT SLAANESHI RAPE TRAIN, BABY!!!!
Colton Ward
>when you have to mod the game so you character is light skinned
Kayden Barnes
Kayden Moore
Grayson Perez
The paunchy guy gets me every time
Dominic Perez
Me too. Cucumber overmind?
Oliver Russell
Ok so I actually did think of Carrot. Is there some joke or is it just cause carrot is a really common vegetable?
Tyler Foster
nani the fuck
Brayden Harris
Oliver Peterson
Failed 16+16
Think of tomato
Isaac Baker
Looks like a gammon steak
Justin Reed
I'ts a Castlevania reference
Jordan Hernandez
Camera is recording at the exact frame rate the water is dropping, making it look still.
Jackson Peterson
Noah Sanders
The best part of your burger brain seeing this cgi render as real lmao. Enjoy yr tent, should feel natural for a clown like you.
Josiah Myers
Liam Barnes
freaky
Colton Wood
Cameron Ross
Aaron Young
Remember that line in TDK, about how some people lack any comprehensible motive other than a compulsion, one usually destructive towards others?
How they "just want to watch the world burn". A line which likely made you and many others roll your eyes at how unbelievably try hard it made people like the Joker seem?
Well, you'd best start believing in try hard stories, user.
You're in one.
Ayden Cook
No its just laminar flow
Oliver Walker
If i remember right, those rock formations are because the rock at the top is made of a different material than the base, so it erodes at a different rate.
Brody Lewis
Fucking invisible walls.
Brayden Bailey
Okay, so is the actual trick to make people think of cucumber or what?
Because I did as well. This is a little unsettling.
Benjamin Martinez
Justin Flores
Anthony Butler
The concept I see is that they dress up as futuristic humans who are bred or genetically engineered to have weird and useless features just for fashion, and then they need all sorts of braces and accessories to function
Chase Cook
How long until singers have to do actual hardcore porn in their music videos? We must be at that point, by now.
Nathan Reed
ZA WARDO
Nolan Robinson
Holy shit are you me?
Bentley Fisher
Price and target-demographic.
Jackson Green
got me
Alexander Brooks
Connor Powell
this one actually has a really simple explanation
Matthew Ramirez
>16+16
>think of 36
>"shit, wait no it's 32"
>think of a vegetable
>APPLE
mfw
Julian Carter
Can't wait for Notre Dame to look like this
Chase Russell
Holy shit I live there
Mason Hill
Isaac Hall
>that pigeon that just fly straight towards it.
Sebastian Harris
Luke Cook
literally nothing to do with video games
Wyatt Walker
I give it 5 more years.
Joseph Campbell
wp
Benjamin Ward
Dumb Eurotrash, I know it's hard, but try not to let the banter asspain you. I live in a 4 bedroom, 3 bathroom house, btw.
Evan Morales
Glitches are vidia though.
Isaiah Flores
Nathan Morris
Luke Nelson
Test
Hunter Jenkins
I thought of cucumber as well.
Connor Jackson
This looks like an animus structure building itself like that first mission in Assassin's Creed 3 in the theater.
Looks horrible irl
Juan Watson
Landon Edwards
>trying to be cool lighting a cig while riding a scooter
>crash like a retard
His fate was deserved.
Luis Anderson
can i do this in real life for infinite chocolate?
Ryan Williams
Fuck off
Robert Taylor
RIPPEN IN GUCCI LOAFERS
Robert Mitchell
Looks like something out of Kingdom Hearts
Christopher Miller
>zoomers
You think half naked women in music videos is new? You must have missed the last four decades.
Owen Flores
>not knowing about wrestling
He'd lose points if he just got up and let the darkie get his back
Cooper Moore
Yes but you need to be very exact
Oliver Anderson
they patched this glitch a long time ago
Adam Gray
Follow the reply chain, fren.
Evan Adams
>strawberry nesquik
Benjamin Kelly
>brix will be shat
It's been like a decade since I last heard someone say that.
Mason Wright
oh wow its every city skylines city ever
Nathaniel Gomez
lol what, how
Jace Myers
Ayden Gutierrez
Looks like they finally found out where Hamburglar lives
Noah Wright
Why is mcdonalds allowed to break into peoples homes?
Noah Morris
>literal McDonald cop
Holy shit and murritards say they are free
Josiah Mitchell
Andrew James
WHAT THE FUCK
Brayden Morgan
back to your pills before you start crying nigger
Thomas James
>answer all the math questions easily
>name a vegetable
>"orange"
what kind of retarded am I
Lincoln Campbell
>tfw the mcdonalds police will never break into my house and force feed me mcnuggies
Hunter Rodriguez
What's the twist?
Ryder Clark
mundane matt has been busy
Jason Powell
Kek
Eli Baker
Bonus points if someone knows what causes this glitch
Ethan Diaz
He is about to be cooked
Ian Green
I get the sliding explanation but why are they sliding in different directions and turn?
Hunter Rodriguez
Are you people confusing modernism and contemporary (post-modernism)?
Because I keep seeing, time and time again philistines wine about modernism in architecture because they've seen 3-4 shit buildings and are convinced that it's all souless trash. You couldn't possibly be more ignorant or tasteless if you genuinely think that.
Modernism, in all visual arts including architecture, was the litteral peak of human creativity. Then post-modernism came and raped and shat on everything. You think art deco or art nouveau is souless? And going towards some opposite trends of the movement, do you really fail to see how there can be some beauty and strenght in powerfull concrete geometry looming above the rest of the city? I'd really like to think people like you just bandwagon on a hatetrain and have never actually sat in front of some great modernist masterpieces and thought «yep, this is utter complete trash and I feel nothing looking at it» because fuck me that would be sad. I'll try posting some of my favorites, see if maybe I can change some minds.
Carson Harris
Looks like car from Crossout.
John Brown
They should have left the Palace of the Republic instead of destroying it. As if Berlin didn't have enough old traditional palaces.
Mason Long
iron bacteria?
Christopher Reed
It gets REALLY funny when you learn that the architects behind these buildings live in unmolested 18th century houses.
Jack Moore
Jackson Carter
Yeah, zoomers larping that this time it's definitely the end of days, the world's gone to the dogs and it ain't like it used to be, we are fallen from the grace of our ancestors and live in a dark and debauched time, oh woe
Jayden Turner
That building looks absolutely awful. If you actually want to tell me with all conviction in your heart that your picture is the equal of Somerset House or such, then you can fuck off and keep fucking off.
Adrian Price
Iron.
Austin Gray
That's just a screenshot of Mad Max 1.
Tyler Lopez
This would be an awesome boss battle. Every time you stab it, it grows more and more icicle spikes.
Cameron Morgan
My guess would be iron oxide in the water
Liam Phillips
me on the left
Levi Parker
In what world is this a monstrosity or garbage
Robert Hernandez
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ian Jenkins
>USA police
Given the materials oftenly used, they could hit the wall to make it faster
Matthew Garcia
Yeah, you can easily see the bottom pieces grow on the sliding bit.
Caleb Butler
>People complained that things aren't like they were in the past so we can do whatever we want and its fine.
Nolan Watson
Looks like a prefab church.
Gavin Bell
>5'11
>6'1
Liam Cox
>we can't artificially try to film badly
yes we can?
Josiah Thompson
I came at night
Nicholas Stewart
lmao i didn't need you to tell me you live with your parents
>banter
keep wishing you were european lol
Matthew Baker
>shakes his legs at the end
I fucking died
Nathan Carter
The British Government never should have sold it off.
Gavin James
I honestly much prefer SC4 to Skylines, having given both a good run.
Skylines devolves into asphalt nightmares so early at a population irl would never demand.
Luke Jenkins
This shit makes me want to throw up
Gabriel Brooks
Google laminar water flow
Chase Kelly
same lol
Benjamin Peterson
>we can't try to film badly
I, for one, am glad we rose to his challenge.
Angel Bell
Jaxon Sanchez
Movies like Blair Witch and Chronicle and all of the others that did the "found footage" meme are mediocre stories that just did something technically new, he's still not wrong
Xavier Sullivan
Hitchcock would look at modern cinema and have an aneurysm.
Mason Sullivan
I really don't like this gif
I'm spooked
Christopher Sullivan
I thought of carrot but that's only because I'm eating one right now.
Tyler Jenkins
Nathan Hernandez
And what exactly are they doing? Loafing nefariously?
Jackson Mitchell
Nigga that's fucking Art Nouveau, that shit came out BEFORE even Art Deco, its a callback to the fucking Bell Epoc, not the modernists!
Camden Watson
So just because things keep getting worse, we shouldn't care that they keep getting worse?
David Butler
lighting has a stroboscope effect at the same rate as the camera fps
Jackson Rogers
So, if I follow you right, you think rich people spend more money building something with an unique shape for the purpose of forcing people to live in them despite the supposed inconvenience and simultaneously cultivating a cultural image ?
How exactly does that work when most of the building constructed this way aren't apartments, and those that are are high-end apartments for people who can afford to move out ?
Jackson Johnson
Cucumber
Luke Roberts
you took my comment wrong, as shit as roadbuilding in CS is SM hasnt been good in over 15 years with its miniature landscapes
traffic management if that were fixed Id play nothing but city skylines the mods dont do enough
Julian Williams
Neck glitch
Hunter Taylor
Left is definitely the boring and soulless side here
John Gray
Worst Badge of Honor.
Ayden Nguyen
Actively trying to tear down structures in order to try and impose outdated victorian era ideology that has been attempted repeatedly and failed.
Andrew Russell
OI RAINJA! YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST WOALK AWAY AFTER YA LEFT ME ALOIVE AND HUMILIATED ME IN FRONT OF ME MATES, MAN FILTH?
Jonathan Morgan
Fuck you its cool
Ryder Garcia
You're going to kill yourself lol
Dylan Brooks
And he probably gets more sex than all of us combined.
Hudson Jones
Post the other half that drives it home
Evan Collins
HOLY SHIT, THE IDEA (TRUE OR NOT) THAT SOME COMPANY WAS ABLE TO HIRE THEIR OWN UNIFORMED ENFORCERS USING THEIR OWN WEALTH WITHOUT GOVERNMENT INTERFERENCE SOMEHOW MEANS THAT THE POPULATION ISN'T FREE! LITERALLY ANYONE WITH ENOUGH DOSH TO AFFORD IT CAN DO IT, BUT BY GOD, WHEN SOMEONE DOES, IT MEANS LESS FREEDOM!
No matter the context, try to have some internal consistency in the ideas you try to put forward, yuropoor.
John Anderson
The duality of man
Aiden Morales
Where is the water going?
Nathan Campbell
huehuehue
Xavier Gutierrez
>think 8+8 is 12
>think banana then cucumber
David Kelly
Ask the jewish architects.
Owen Evans
>oftenly
Dominic Powell
>we can't artificially try to film badly
Someone should have told Kojima before he started programming hand cam flaws into video game cutscenes.
Cooper Williams
Animal cruelty comes natural to Asians
Joshua Brooks
Source on image?
Levi Bailey
Lettuce was mine
Lucas Jenkins
If you liked Generation Kill, look Over There, it's great too.
Xavier Hill
would you even survive if you went down there?
what enemies would we encounter.
Josiah Powell
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
I REFUSE THIS, THIS CAN'T BE REALITY
OUT OF MY MIND DEMON
Mason Perry
It looks cool
Thomas Fisher
He's right.
Artstyle > realism.
Jordan Diaz
I have being to realise why the church burned down witches
Daniel Flores
>"name a vegetable"
>think fruit
I'm done for today.
Oliver Robinson
underground spillway
Nathan Jones
Oh okay, I thought it was floating or something.
Nathaniel Edwards
How do they even balance their weight with those boots?
Dominic Turner
>THIS IS THE MCPOLICE! WE KNOW YOU ATE AT BURGER KING! STOP RESISTING!
Lucas Richardson
>Pic
I laffed
>Filename
I ded
Jayden Sullivan
Mason Gonzalez
Undoubtedly his most frequently misinterpreted quote
Daniel Foster
Am I brainlet because I got got?
Luke Cook
This happened to me too.
Evan Murphy
The kind that's good at computation but not categorization. It's okay we all have our strengths and weaknesses.
Jayden Howard
The designer of this lives in pic related, which has exactly the same idea of combining old and new
Ryder Ortiz
Carefully
Mason Campbell
Ay, my lettucebro.
Christian Wright
>whoops, accidentally cracked open reality
Carter Brooks
Tampa fag here, we've got something similar.
Benjamin Peterson
Fruit
Jacob Sullivan
and here's his dog
Adam Miller
That's just Eddy Gordo
Parker Cruz
How do you interpret it?
Jonathan Perez
Neither live with my parents nor do I wish to be a Eurotrash monster. Keep on grooving, loser.
Cameron Morales
Okay so maybe Art deco isn't up your alleys, what about this? is it also disgusting and souless for you? I'm not even linking you the greatest masterpieces or whatever. Just literally buildings I personally enjoy, trying to make the simple point that modernism is a LARGE movement with a lot of different STYLES, and that most constructions actually didn't came at the cost of classical or traditional archiecture being lost, but was done in a post-war effort to rebuild things that COULD NOT be renovated.
Nicholas Brown
this is just autism, like no meme this is actually just on the spectrum behavior
Samuel Brooks
WHAT THE FUUUUUCK
Jordan Ramirez
>dog.rar
Zachary Harris
Exhibition in volunteer park, Seattle. Took it myself last week.
Leo Gutierrez
Rich corporate fuckheads spend a fraction of their corporation's enormous profits on making a 'statement' with their building to show off to other corporate fuckheads, and the workers that have to spend eight hours a day in the building and people who have to walk past and see its hideous bulk every day aren't even part of the consideration.
Benjamin Perez
it IS modernism you idiot. Art deco is modernism, art nouveau is modernism, please have a clue about architecture and art history you fucking babboon. Modernism is a period, an art movement, not a singular defined fucking style.
Impressionism is modernism, cubism is modernism, abstract art is modernism, expressionism is modernism. Get it?
William Brown
dg
Hudson Morgan
i just said the word cuck for some reason
Adrian Peterson
He most certainly wasn't talking about fucking video game graphics
Adrian Bell
neat
Jason Moore
So you live alone in a 4 bedroom plywood box lmao. Nice ancient picture btw.
Nathaniel Nguyen
He could have been describing videogames.
Juan Morales
>fail math
>tomato
Benjamin Murphy
DEJA VU
William Reed
Absolutely nothing wrong with making a building that looks weird as long as people who will actually spend time in it think it's convenient enough and it doesn't consume five time as much energy as a more classic building to keep warm or cool . Gives a bit of personality to a street. Too much of them too close together and the effect is wasted.
Julian Powell
Well why does it apply to regular art, but not video game graphics, in your opinion?
Alexander Parker
Warhammer 40k dudes without armor
David Roberts
Enjoy becoming a minority
Landon White
He's not arguing for anti-realism, re-read his point on the art of tapestry.
He is simply lamenting that film as an artform is more or less at its apex, and as a lifetime acheivement winning director he is one of the technical and artistic innovators who put that nail in the coffin.
He has a whole anecdote that doesn't fit into a cute image collage about being a cork in a river, or a hang-glider in a breeze; that you can't fight innovation without devolving into kitsch, but you have at least some wiggle-room in what you do.
Parker Watson
>and then the McDonald's police were littered with 7.62x39 Bear ammunition as the father and his two sons fired at them from their windows on their private property in a state with Stand Your Ground and Castle laws.
I know, great thing, isn't it?
Cooper Nguyen
UM DAE HATE MODERN ARCHITECUTLRE CAUSE IT DEGENERATE BRING BACK NEO CLASSICAL PLEASE IT LOOK LIKE OLD EUROPE WHICH IS GOOD BACK WHEN WOMEN AND BROWNS WERE BAD EXCEPT BRUTALISM WHICH IS BASED CAUSE IT LOOK COOL LIKE BLADERUNNER
ALSO FRANK LODY RIGHT IS GOOD BUT ONLY FALLING WATTER
Juan Lopez
Speak friend, you fool
Juan Gomez
he callin the police
Andrew Clark
Jonathan Cox
>I have no mouth and I must scream
Dylan Campbell
That's why I don't eat Taco Bell anymore.
Jonathan Brooks
What 'ideology' is it that they're imposing by dressing up?
If you say 'Marxism' that's an automatic fail by the way, as that's a purely descriptive theory relating solely to economics.
Dominic Hernandez
What were you doing at Bremen, user?
Benjamin Morgan
>spoiler
Hello, me.
Aaron Long
see
when shitty indie games can add GRAFIX settings in a game engine without much engineering knowledge or art direction it almost always universally looks like shit. AAA studios with entire art teams and engineers or indie devs with art focused teams who take liberties to make the game look good are infinitely better, since half of gaming is such a visual medium
Cooper Cook
Iron, heavy metals, and high acidity.
Cooper Edwards
Imagine having to clean this shit. Christ.
Mason Perry
except it's nothing like it.
Luis Price
I passed the math but when it asked for a vegetable I verbally uttered the word "Fruit". It's over for me.
Christopher Jackson
am i the only person who thought of broccoli
Sebastian Scott
NAUGHTY DOG BTFO
Caleb Watson
when the fire spawns inside the tree
David Powell
AAAAAHH
Evan Foster
SCALA AD CAELUM
Blake Williams
Fascism is a disease of the weak minded but classical architecture is unironically far superior to current architecture, and it's the fault of a tiny clique of architects that demand we live in and around aesthetically unpleasant structures instead of aesthetically pleasing ones.
Aaron Thomas
>MIKE ALFA BRAVO WE REQUEST SUPPOR-AAAAAAAGH!
>house is vaporized by 500kg ATG missile from a McCAS drone five minutes later
>doesn't matter since the occupants were already dead because the burger they ate before was 1% meat and 99% filler generously sourced from the processing waste of the nearby fertilizer plant
Jordan Butler
Nolan Reed
wtf why my pepe hard
Owen Foster
>[eurobeat intensifies]
William Hernandez
Such rampant Eurotrash ignorance, it's truly sad. Despite what you think you know, some of us can afford actual brick and stone homes on over 90 acres of land with three large ponds and a nearly mile-long driveway. Enjoy your cramped apartments and refugees, yuropoors. No, I don't live alone, I'm not a loser like you. And no, it's not a rental with roommates, sorry, "flatmates".
Lincoln Ross
what the fuck
Ayden Smith
How do you interpret it?
Jace Morales
>what is a pressure washer
Ian Thomas
I genuinely pictured carrot but for some reason the words out of my mouth was just "vegetable"
I'm fucking retarded
Jeremiah Williams
>all weather effects activate at once
Andrew Hernandez
nani the fuck?
Brandon Stewart
David Parker
I want to lick jam's smelly armpits
Ethan Turner
Got any example ?
Carter Barnes
is this one ever been explained?
Luke Butler
>He thinks that private thugs are State-sanctioned and would get military support, or be able to use military HE armaments on private citizens
You're so stupid your eyes should be bleeding from the pressure.
Asher Bennett
How long until someone tried to get at the gold hidden inside his skull?
Colton Foster
I bet he was yelling on top of his lungs during that
Jordan Ward
Lmao look at this paragraph, guess I hit a nerve.
Jackson Torres
What am I supposed to be seeing here?
Cameron James
They are private companies, that means that they can do whatever they want, including getting permits for heavy explosives and paramilitary forces.
Of course, private citizens can do that too, if they can scrape the first 500k for the certification and an additional 50k monthly for its renewal
Ryan Lopez
Eli Barnes
Albinos in Africa are hunted down and eaten because they believe that eating white people gives you superpowers, no joke.
Michael Thompson
holy shit
Xavier Scott
>Be strong, Clarence
>Be strong for mother
Evan Hill
Jackson Mitchell
>got them all
>answered bok choy cause I'm eating delivery chinese at the moment
>tfw
Adam Reyes
The trouble is imitating classical architecture doesn't make classical architecture, it makes kitsch.
Classical architecture wasn't classical when it was built, it was as modern as could be with the technology and materials of the time.
Zachary Taylor
Fuck.
Christian Rogers
Literal fucking watermelon
William Bailey
Retarded
I said cucumber
Xavier Perry
Ah yes, I also like having the size of my windows dependent of my floor
The ceiling four meters above my head is extremely inconvenient for changing lightbulbs, but at least I can jump up and down with my arm stretched up whenever I want.
I never really liked private balconies where you can relax on your own.
Insulation is good and all but a wall isn't a wall unless it's 60 centimeters thicks.
Also white is the best color, I don't see why we even bother with the others.
Living in one of these baby is totally worth the annual visit of facade workers, it's only one month and they don't peek between my curtains too often.
Ayden Morris
Just off the top of my head, the "walkie-talkie" in London, which is a bulbous eyesore and, due to its curvature and the architect not even considering the position of the sun during the day, doubled as a solar powered heat ray that melted cars at street level.
Chase Cox
calm down Ramirez
Juan Rogers
Iurk moar faggit
Juan Stewart
A tool that works best on simple flat surfaces. This would take 10x the time to clean vs. a normal area. And how the fuck do you plan on washing the windows on the second one?
Robert Roberts
>without the makeup
she's still caked in it, with a filter on top this time
Logan Hall
>another amerinigger going to chimp out
Parker Long
Probably just some camera artifact, like the rolling shutter effect or something.
Nathan Howard
at least they were somewhat functional instead of looking like tumors for the sake of looking like tumors.
Landon Barnes
>When someone commits his scene but forgets the .meta files.
Charles Collins
Explain this magic.
Nathaniel Rogers
>mfw i said fruit
shit am i retarded?
Jayden Butler
Ian Diaz
A giant microwave oven on treads?
Robert Bennett
Why, by hiring our squad of cleaners at a nice markup since they have specialized equipment that oh so conveniently is almost tailor made for the situation
Nathan Wilson
Honestly, local architecture is the best kind of architecture. Just fuckin build a house out of whatever's around you, not some big "internationalist" style glass and steel garbage.
Levi Young
The Trio of Doom is here!! Holy fuck!!
Jeremiah White
>Euro trying to talk to anyone about living with their parents
David Bell
Adrian Moore
I meant do you have a few examples of a modern building actively inconvenient for the employees / the people living in it ?
If the only example you have is some skyscraper accidentally melting a car, which I would assume was not intended by the architect, then it's weird considering you seem so sure of yourself.
And I don't care if you think X building is ugly, I'm just interested in buildings that are a living hell for the people spending like 8 hours a day in it because the architect was more concerned about the exterior than the interior.
Alexander Fisher
>Starts vibrating violently until the two cars shoot apart from each other
Jace Edwards
Hahaha holy shit.
Asher Parker
>A literal slaanesh deamon
Ryder Nguyen
Christ. At least it's painless. I'm not sure if I'd prefer it.
Parker Garcia
don't sneeze near your cardboardwalls though, careful
Jason Thomas
>live with your parents
OR
>rent mister Goldberg's apartment
Angel Flores
>river
that's a lake
Noah Robinson
>Setting the fire lifespan to 0 instead of 0.01
Ian Martinez
Eli Wood
this is basically me. i do a lot of walking and climbing stairs so my legs are ripped but my upper half is a flabby mess
Aiden Diaz
Visualized broccoli but couldn't register a vegetable name other than carrot. Somehow I already knew when the questions stopped that the carrot choice would get called out.
Isaac Green
>having private armies is okay as long as you're rich
you're retarded desu
Sebastian Martinez
WHAT
Cooper Martin
Based Seattle chads.
Why the fuck is our city so shit?
Nolan Kelly
We've reached the end game.
Leo Richardson
WHAT
Levi Howard
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Zachary Ross
amphibious APC
Ethan Myers
Air from his nose is blowing the foam.
Levi Jackson
I told y'all wrestling was fake
Jack Perez
outside freezes instantly but flow of water remains inside th surface of the ice
Eli Green
All of these problems also apply to buildings like and and others of the same kind. Have fun trying to fit furniture to a room where the walls curve in and out randomly and the windows on the same floor are at different heights.
The point is, with modern technology and building techniques architects could easily replicate these styles without the kinds of drawbacks you've pointed out - or at least attempt to be aesthetically pleasing based on known human preferences in shape and detail, regardless of the overall stylings - but instead chooses not to and in some cases actively works against it, as stated in interviews by the architects themselves. For thousands of years humans made their artifacts to be both functional and eye-pleasing, but now we're in a weird period where the prevailing taste is ugly abstract shapes and geometries and not liking it makes you a pleb. Eventually this style will go out of fashion too and, without the highly specific cultural conditions that gave rise to it, will probably never be repeated.
Dylan Rogers
Evan Turner
I did the same thing too user.
Jonathan Allen
>UM DAE
>DAE
kill yourself
Tyler Wood
see
Logan Baker
So why isn't it blowing the foam pooling on his upper lip right by his nostrels
Ryan Peterson
Alexander Wright
Kosh?
Liam Diaz
>view image before reading thread
>read thread anyways to make sure it wasn't a reply to this or your mom dies tonight
>read spoilers
Fuck.
Robert Brooks
Because silly slapstick humor isn't in style anymore, the hottest things are sarcastic and absurdist non-humor that pretentious limp wristed faggots only enjoy because they think they're above any kind of comedy not slathered in irony.
Connor Roberts
>cucumber
Get fucked
Wyatt Phillips
>custom character in a cutscene
Aiden Anderson
imagine if they forced her face into that crack to show how woke they are
Tyler Rogers
>spend untold time on /k/
>I responded with shotgun
I need a different hobby.
Eli Kelly
Isaac Stewart
I half expected him to walk on the bus
Adrian Lopez
>fissure already gathering trash
What have we done to this world.
William Ramirez
I'm only half remembering these things from some Yea Forums architecture thread from months ago, but a knowledgeable user linked to an interview with an architect saying he purposefully designed one courtyard as a big concrete expanse with no plants in it and no structures that could be used as benches to sit on for some reason that basically amounted to wanting people to be uncomfortable in it.
I don't have any links and I only half remember it so you can take what I'm saying with a pinch of salt, but I'm sure the interview is out there.
Henry Turner
>Because silly slapstick humor isn't in style anymore
The single most popular comedic property on the face of the earth is yellow marshmallow people who fart on eachother.
Cameron Garcia
I refuse to believe this is operating as intended.
Dominic Bell
It is, you can see the foam blowing out of his nose too.
Christian Scott
Oxford
Lucas Roberts
oh god what the fuck
Noah Ward
Looks like a tumor
Nathaniel Hill
No, the whole thing is still liquid, it's just flowing in an orderly way.
Aaron Cruz
Except that buildings like these are constructed for private clients more often than not, who as the people employing the architect will be within their right to demand actual right angles if they wished. At the very least, houses like this are sold at expensive prices (since they're unique in a very real way), so it's not like the guys who buy it are going to live here because that was the only thing they could afford, far from it. If wiggly walls were bothering them they would just pass it.
Seem like you think rich people just make ridiculous houses costing more than blocks for the pleasure of seeing Mr. Joe Of The Common People cries tears of blood as he attempts to find a flat wall to put his drawer.
Kayden Robinson
The thing is, it's not architects imposing or demanding shit. It's wealthy influential people deciding what they like or what they think is hype and comissioning or demanding the artists.
I personally also profoundly dislike post-modernist architecture, although unlike you I think modernist architecture is brilliant but I can understand it's not necessarily for everyone and therefore shouldn't necessarily be everywhere.
We can't just forever gravitate around the same artistic style when civilizations and cultures are changing. Creation is bound to change too, and depending on tastes for some it's for the better sometimes, for others it's for the worse. But in my opinion, it's better than stagnation. Yes I do hate the alien-like stadiums and domes and whatnot, I don't understand them and think they are completely distasteful. But others, maybe like you, think the same about some of my favorite modernist buildings. So in the end I have an open mind about it, and I'd rather have that than be stuck with the same thing forever I think.
I will just agree that there should be a degree of consideration because architecture does impact people's lives directly and is in plain sight. But other than that, I am all for experimentation and new styles, even if I dislike what is currently being made, because I realize if everyone thought like you my favorite buildings on this planet would have never existed.
Carter Ortiz
Cooper Jackson
bottom right is weird, not disgusting but weird
top right looks like a fucking spaceship, what kind of homosexual are you to hating on it ?
Hunter Campbell
>Hey, what happens if I set the mass really high, but set the volume to 1?
James Cooper
el hombre pollo...
Wyatt Carter
Depend on what the building was for I guess.
If it's for a museum about a genocide or something like that it makes sense
Jose Torres
so why do AAA studios almost always go for the realism meme
Noah Perez
A pile of trash and scrap isn't a space ship, it's a crash site.
Nicholas Reyes
!Masquerade Violation!
Kayden Allen
>watch random youtube video explaining how this happens
>10 minute video
>it shouldn't take more than 30 to explain that it's because of the camera
>his camera doesn't even record it correctly because the camera is too good, and it just looks like flowing water
Why even fucking bother.
John Hughes
>tfw ISTP so I'm all this but also constantly on edge and tell myself being depressed is a sign of weakness and I didn't give myself permission to kill myself
Jonathan Cook
HOW?
Juan Torres
>uh okay so the artist negligently created a heat ray by intentionally breaking norms, so what?
I'm on your side about a lot of this, but that's some real weak damage control son.
Kayden Martin
btrs are amphibious since soviet doctrine was based on mobility to surround nato forces. helps if you dont need brige layers to cross rivers.
Matthew Jackson
yugo covers are a treasure like no other
Jose Peterson
Fuuuuck who was the ranger?
Adrian Garcia
Well because they can afford to, because it's a buying argument like any other, because it makes reusing assets and physic easier, because it justifies buying powerful consoles or PC parts (which in turn will justify buying more games, as most people will try to keep playing on a machine they spent several hundreds bucks on to get a good use out of it), and of course, because realism makes immersion easier for the player.
Caleb Peterson
Jaxson Williams
whoa dog what
Robert Collins
Mason Bailey