Son won't keep his hands to himself while I'm playing vidya

>Son won't keep his hands to himself while I'm playing vidya

Any other moms know this feel?

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what kind of games do moms play?

Darkstalkers and Monkey Island

i play Dead or Alive with my mom

My friend is a Japanese elementary school teacher and she says kids grab her tits a lot.

>ERP some mommy paizuri just yesterday

It was fun.

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does she have big milkers?

Less so in Canada but younger students do tend to focus on your bust when you're a teacher. More staring and less grabbing.

B or C, nothing special.

>you'll never gather the courage to tell your mom you have feelings for her
>you'll never get into a sinfull incest relationship with your mom
>you'll never fuck your mom behind you father's back

Kill me

na kill yourself dude

does she like it though?
uwu

Source?

Another mentally ill porn thread

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Fuck off you lonely baiting nigger

Cope

Threads like this are why we need the c word.

You losers just have mother issues because you're all a bunch of single mother retards ignored by her while she was riding black cock.

GROW UP AND STOP BEING PATHETIC!

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There is a word for it, semencerebrum I think it was

God I hate shota.
DUDE HOT WOMEN TOTALLY LIKE LITTLE BOY DICKS LOL
DUDE HES LIKE ME

I just like milfs. If it so happens to be some shotas mom then so be it.

Fite me nerd.

do it, I believe in you user
pleb, get the fuck off my board

Mommy issue is why you're alone with no one to love you.

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I don't think you know what that word means, user.

I play both of those and I'm a 17 year old dude with no kids

If you werent molested by your hot babysitter when you were younger you mustve been an ugly and/or insufferable faggot.

dude did you just say you have s little boy dick o n the internet?

>Into older women but not an incestfag
>Have to deal with all this mommy shit because of freudian dumbfucks

HAHA IM A LITTLE BOY IM DEFINETLY GOING TO KEK THIS GUY WITH MY TINY WEE LOL

>you're alone
Not this weekend im wont. Whats your excuse?

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>Not this weekend im wont.
You can't even spell correctly with how badly you're crying.

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>not an incestfag
What are you even doing here? Next thing know you'll be saying stupid shit like how you dont like chicks with dicks.

My Mom never shuts up about Pacman and Galaga. I got her one of those plug n plays and she destorys the high scores so i try to get her to play modern stuff but she sayss its too complicated.

Also i like to make her play VR stuff because if the graphics are even a little good she says it feels to real so i like to make her fall of cliffs or get attacked and she screams. Its cute

She likes white American cock so no.

If its the boys, its 100% a jap thing. They do all sorts of shit they would do once over here and get beat for.

Shes been BLACKED

that's gay user

HAHA THAT NEVER HAPPENED BUT ILL PRETEND IT DID BECAUSE IM A SELF INSERTING LITTLE BETA. WEEEEE SEDUCE ME

Yeah she says they're monsters. Not gonna lie I thought of a doujin or two after hearing about it.

He doesn't get enough mommy milk in him, ya see?

that img has so many tags that you can find the source instantly if you weren't retarded

>being petty and pedantic about typos
This is why no one calls you to hang out and why you'll be alone posting in the friday night thread while I fuck dumb sorority girls.

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>roasties
yikes

what if I never had a baby sitter?

She did get BLACKED in Japan but apparently dude had a shrimp dick.

So insufferable, got it.

my mom plays morrowind, oblivion, and sometimes modded skyrim. she likes to read the books.

refer to
Stop pretending it's really pathetic.
You're not a chad you're a larping fat.

Cope

Good one self inserting beta. Mommy wouldn’t touch you sorry.

Ban

just break his pinky

Then your dad failed you.
>see babysitter on computer
>go see what shes doing
>surprise her before she can close the window
>discover Newgrounds, she was playing one of the lame flash animations think it was something related to McDonalds and metal gear solid
>she comes over a few more times but catches me playing goty orgasm girl
>freak out
>says she wont tell my parents if i do what she said
>learned about foreplay when I was 9
>she came over for a few more years until I was 12 but then moved

2d girls do.

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Mine are still babies so I dunno if I count but I play tons of weebshit, especially /m/, and old RTS games that I'm dogshit at.

>Mommy issue 20 somethings posting about how they get mad pussy and BLACKED

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This. Beautiful women deserve big adult cock. Let the weird pedos get the baby dicks.

Shut the fuck up SmashUltimateisaportforstinkyautisticretardedfaggotniggerswhoshoulddie

>thinking you need to be a chad to get into a college party
Again this is why youve been alone, are alone, and will continue to be alone. Just help some jock with his homework, banter with him, dont be a sperg, and get invited.