Favorite videogame

literally built for the BBC

>Skyrim
>10 girls a week but only after i played skyrim before i was a virgin but now am not thanks to skyrim(tm)

I'm 5'7 so not a single (non-prostitute) sex
And Dark Souls

does video sex with my overseas wife count?
if so
Xenoblade X
100+

Metal Gear Rising Revengance
Idk how to count how many times I've had segs lol

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>Minecraft
>83

I hate video games
0

Mako Park
66 times

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fgo
never had any

>DooM 2 maybe?
>0 because I'm apparently completely hideous and unlovable or something

>>Red Dead Redemption 1
+

Makes sense

medal of honor airborne
never

if you can count the number of times you have had sex 8 months into the year, you're not as cool as you desperately want to be to your perceived notion of losers on Yea Forums.
furthermore, sex is only a big deal to women and virgins because it is women's bargaining chip and virgins are only tricked because they don't know any better.

>Shadow of the Colossus
>lost count at this point

SMRPG
More than 50

You're not hideous, just short
Being tall is the ONLY thing that matters for men today

My favorite game is whatever moege /vn/ is currently talking about
I've had sex 500 times this year

You can make a rough estimate dum dum, you don't have to know the exact number.

wario land 3
a lot with 4 different people

Do you wear your gfs heels to be able to look them in the eyes?

I don't have a favorite geimu. But this year I've been playing a lot of smash ult.
About once a week or so I have sex.

Postal 2
400 or so

TF2
0

who even has sex anymore, sex is for losers

>Diablo 2, i love gaming on pc
>0, just like every previous year

I'm 6'.

Super Mario Sunshine
0
But I'm gonna marry her first

>he thinks people count the amount of times they shag
Fucking tranny LMAO

>Smash Bros Melee
>0
I don't know what it is

So average of 2.5 times a day?
Calling bullshit

>NwN
>Around 100?

>counting sex

OP, if that number is something you can count, or even pay attention to, you're not what I would consider sexually active.

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>shag
British slang is so fucking repulsive. How do you not vomit at the end of every sentence you utter?

>Guilty Gear XX Accent Core +R/Mega Man Legends
>0

Have sex

Dark Souls
Like 20-30

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Then you must be doing something SERIOUSLY wrong, lmao
It's like being a hot girl and still messing up life

Street fighter
Idk probably 50+.

STALKER
Haven't counted but probably somewhere between 70 and 100

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Based and Christpilled
Cringe and incelpilled
t. Never had sex anyway

>Postal 2
>counting your bitches

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>this year

>The Long Dark
>45-60??

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Right. Like I said. I'm completely hideous and unlovable, apparently.

t. losers

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fallout 3
sex every 2-3 days so lets call it 150 times for a whole year

Sorry I misread. I haven’t had any sex this year.

Wonderful 101

Almost 200 times it seems (me and the gf fuck several times a day)

>he doesn't know the power of moechads

Mgs 3

About 30 times so far

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>Toy Commander
>pic related

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depends
around 20 or something, gf dumped me earlier this year

no surprise

ITT: failed normalfags

Halo 3
A lot

FFXIV
60+? I dont really keep count.

>dunno
>HAHAHAHA never
what do i winn? btw im 33

or maybe you're just a smoothbrain who cant count past 11 (the amount of your fingers)

favourite? Dark souls 2 SOTFS. Playing smash right now.

About 3 times a week? But also married lol.

ERP doesn't count

I miss when this board was the haven for virgins, losers and misfits. This is the normalfag board now.

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Kenshi

6

>taking things out of context
>wondering why they sound repulsive to you
Try not being a fucking fairy for once in your life, Amerimutt.

MGS3
0. I don't deserve love and people don't deserve putting up with me.

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Half Life 1
two

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kerbal space program

kissless hugless c-section virgin

>implying I have time for babyass video gayshit
>twice sometimes three times every single day you do the math

Doom 2016. 4 times.

Majora's mask
Whatever the number for every other day would be.
Pic related

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Used to be Demon's Souls, but it's probably Bloodborne now that I finally played it
At least 50 times, but I've got a gf

Dark Souls
I'm hikineet

damn you

Crusader Kings 2
50

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gross

Dragon quest 8

twice

NetHack.
0 and it will remain that number because my Master and his chastity cage say so.

this

Star Wars Battlefront 2
I've lost count so its maybe 20+

mario and luigi superstar saga
0

Team Fortress 2

Probably around like 30 times.

TF2
Nothing this year

Steambot Chronicles

>Lost count, I fuck my wife whenever I want and she's always game

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My standards are too high for what I look like, I had one gf from age 15 to 18 who was waayy above my league, like miles above. Haven't slept with another girl since, iv flirted with the idea but they're too fucking ugly i'd rather just hang out with my mates because im not that desperate

team fortress 2
0

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>Morrowind
>60-70

Gothic 2
Lost count, but more than 20 I guess.

Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines

40+

Mount and Blade: Warband
Zero

Skyrim this year
0 this year
;_;

Morrowind
Baldur's gate dark alliance
Dragons dogma
50~ times
At least a handful were creampies

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Victoria 2
0

So what's the "best" way to kill yourself? Preferably something painless but funny for whoever finds you.

sex with a whale doesn't count

Kek

im never gonna give up my virginity and will stay pure forever, enjoy damning yourselves faggots

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breath of the wild
i dunno, dipshit, over 800 i guess

Insurgency Sandstorm and Stellaris.
I fuck my gf every day we're together and we play the above two games online together when we're not.

checks out

Ngl if you have a gf you shouldnt be able to keep count the amount of times you have sex
Persona 3/dark souls 3
probably 70-100 times

Anyone else like cute boys with shoes on?

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same my nigga

Dark Souls
4 only japanese

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>4 times
>Dark souls
I should have more sex boys

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w2c sneaks

Nintendo cuck having sex kek

>Silent Hill 4: The Room
>0 sexual relationships

perfect body. damn, look at these legs

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heroin

>Favorite game
Right now? Underrail.
>Sex this year
At least 2 times a week, so it's hard to tell.

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Pikmin 2
4000 times

not
video
games

Overdose dressed like

Kingdom Hearts
100+

a loooot of LSD
at least you'll think that afterlife exists
for a while

Mechcommander Gold
0 Demon girls don't exist so I'm out of luck

Mount and Blade
Around 20 consensual
And about 30 non-consensual

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