Zelda is planning to rape you

You have 10 seconds

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Let it happen

I'm only giving her five.

CROSS COUNTER

What kind of a dom would Zelda be?

What if I want to fuck her back? then what?

Can't rape the willing missy.

It's not rape if it's consensual.

I make fun of her Down Syndrome appearance until she cries

She's still got an arse you can park a bike in. Imagine grabbing onto it with both hands while doing her doggystyle.

What does the amazon position feel like?

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I don't fuck retards

Really loving. She'll keep caressing you and whispering in your ear that it'll be all right. Then at the very end she'll hold your hand

Do I have to wait 10 seconds? Can't we just get to it already?

>calling the teenage girl who can understand ancient Sheikah technology a retard

A retard couldn't figure out how a light switch works, let alone a giant laser shooting killbot.

that's beyond enough time to get naked and spread my ass cheeks

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It's not rape if I let her.

So she's a high functioning Downie?

Rape her first

kill her

She's a scientist, so Aspergers is more likely. Barzoople.

she literally cant

Why, despite being a "scientist", does botW Zelda actually seem like the dumbest/most useless? Is it the voice?

Because she's not being allowed to shine in the area where she excels. She wanted to help the scientists work on the Sheikah tech but her father forced her to focus on training to unlock her Super Hylian powers because "muh tradition". And the stress this caused made her unable to do so, which caused her more stress, which made it even harder to awaken her powers. If the King had just let her do SCIENCE!, she might have unlocked her powers before everything went to shit, AND might have found a way to Ganon-proof the Guardians and Beasts so ol' Bacon Bits can't hijack them. Basically, it's because the King was a moron and cutting the hell out of some tall poppies.

WHY?

Can't rape the willing.

Women can't rape men

Kevin approves

i hope she uses her magic to unleash her giant futa dick at least

*Snaps fingers*
TRICKSTER
*Says No Way Fag on the way out*

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No user, boys have penises, girls have vaginas.

Based, how will fags ever recover?

kill her

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I will bite the shit out of you stop no no no stop touching me aaaaaaaaaa

They don't, HIV is incurable.

She can try i'll murder the bitch. Bite straight through her whore neck.

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