What is the best gamer fuel and why is it coffee with milk

>implying I wouldn't drink it
soda is pure shit btw all of it

Cum from hot black men. And or breastmilk from big titty pale goth gfs

this but add peanut butter and replace nutella with a better chocolate

Coffee without milk.

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Milk without coffee.

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Water

Do you want to have disgusting yellow teeth or something?

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>chocolate / pseudo chocolate / whatever the fuck Nutella is supposed to be used as a sandwich condiment
Nutella is pretty gross by itself, but that just sounds worse

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how in the fuck have you never heard of children eating a chocolate spread sandwich

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MYA NEE

>drinking coffee with milk because you can't afford coffee that tastes good as is

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>not having yellowed teeth

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disgusting
just brush them

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>what is the best gamer fuel and why is it milk
FTFY

>spending more on something you can easily fix with milk

Lmao the weeb tranny also can't handle black coffee, shocker

>dude I fucking love coffee
>*dilutes the taste to the point of no recognition with milk, sugar, and cream*
whats the fucking point then

I'm not a tranny fuck off
black coffee is bitter and disgusting, you're so cool and manly for drinking it

Coffee is disgusting and it's a rare magic potion for when you need to stay awake. You drink it every fucking day and it loses that effect on you, so it becomes worthless, just something that tastes like shit but you kept drinking anyway until you developed a taste for it.

Drinking coffee isn't a challenge, even accepting the dumb premise that "black" is more hardcoar for true coffe drinkers.

t. drinks black coffee without a misplaced sense of superiority over those who add milk

I'm not trying to be manly, it tastes great. My taste is superior and yours is terrible, get good.

nothing else tastes like coffee with milk

Nothing about my post implied that I view it as a challenge. But if you want to drink liquid sugar, why not just drink that? Why pretend?

They want to drink coffee with sugar. No one is pretending shit. Well, except you pretending to be badass.

it doesn't taste great

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I'd rather just drink milk.

2% > Whole > 1% >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Skim

Good. Milk is based.

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Am I the only one that eats cereal with water?

My teeth are stained but they're perfectly healthy and I haven't had any problems related to them. From what i've seen being obsessed with teeth hygiene is purely an american thing. You see plenty of hot j-pop idols and shit with crooked/yellow teeth and nobody seems to care.

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>Being fat
1% is just right.

here is you'r (you)

Being a weeb isn't unique anymore, now you're just a loser

why

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It's a reddit meme

Does this actually taste well or is it just a meme

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No but you're still a weirdo.

What a pretentious video. The guy who made it is probably lactose intolerant.

try your own like I did
no it doesn't, maybe pineapple could fix it idk

Unless you're making gruel or porridge, yes.

But I hate pineapple!

Literally never met a person w/o slightly yellow teeth. Is it a TV/movie meme that everyone has to have perfect pearl teeth?

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It's ok, thanks to the wonders of modern science I can bleach my tooth enamel with abrasive chemicals like hydrogen peroxide

it's fucking delicious tho and it could make your cum tasty so it's your loss
if you're so curious taste your cummies anyway

Teeth have a yellow hue to them, but can get way more yellow by smoking or drinking some things, such as tea.

It's american meme

It's not delicious at all, and it really just ruins everything it touches since the awful taste instantly spreads all over it

are you fucking retarded?
just enjoy the video for what it is, i can't understand how the first thought you got was about the person itself who made it and how they must be this and that

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it is cawfee and milk and water
i cant sit and play video games with out all of these with me

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>Anone
???????? Is it user or Ano ne?

shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, get the hell out of my house

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When you consider milk to be an artistic expression rather than something you just drink then it's sour grapes from not being able to drink it yourself.

ive heard other fruits can also help so if you hate it so much maybe try something else, read online what can help I'm not a cum taste expert
also you're wrong

Noone wants a stupid underage brat telling them what to do fuck off slag.

>Literally never met a person w/o slightly yellow teeth
British?

Do Americans really do this?

>Ano ne
kek. It's just the way she speaks. In japnese anone means something like 'hey'

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I get it that it's pretty fucking retarded to scrap the smallest bit of info in a movie for trace of symbolism or fuck knows what else since I'm pretty sure most people when they watch something, they just look at the scenes themselves and don't try to directly delve into hidden meanings behind something, I just thought it was somehow interesting to see someone actually try to explain a bunch of shit like that.

>coffee with milk
I'm so sorry, OP...

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You don't need pineapple to have tasty semen.
Most important thing is just to keep the bitterness at bay, which is as simple as keeping it thick and viscous.

Those are euro power plugs you stupid mong.

Those are EU sockets my dude

You guys can try this drink from the heavens. It's called Calpis.

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That's German Engineering at it's finest. Completely safe I tell you.

>not likening salty milk with coins.

Faggot.

Water.
Water is perfect gamerfuel.
That or OJ.
>Nutella
>chocolate
It is overrated, but it is hazelnut+chocolate.

>cultured milk
since when the fuck does milk have a culture of it's own?

>cultured
Do you learn stuff when you drink it

maybe you're right but I don't give a shit about the taste or volume, I don't usually drink it
I was curious one time, that's it

>finish a cup of black coffee once
>magically acquire a taste for it
WOOOOOW that's so hard
Seriously just drink the coffee you fucking pansy it's not going to kill you.

>OJ

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Fucking scrub.

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I drink it black when I'm out of milk
it's shit

>Fat free
>Japanese
Whatever it is, it's not milk.

okay i do drink coffee and milk but i then drink normal coffee without milk because i dont wanna drink too much cals
my daily coffee intake is probably 1 liter

So close to victory, OP.
Black coffee is where it's at.
I grew up thinking I hated coffee, nope, everyone just put shitloads of milk into it "for the kid".
Insert godot quote here.

homo
even with fixed taste it would still stick to roof of my mouth and throat and feel weird on tongue

>it would still stick to roof of my mouth
What the fuck man?
>And feel weird on tongue
You mean "feel nice".

yeah coffee with milk is pretty good

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>hydrating yourself with sports drinks

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it doesn't feel nice
or maybe it's that when after you cum you're no longer horny
maybe if it was someone else's

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>maybe it's that when after you cum you're no longer horny
For me it usually takes about 10 seconds for the horniness to subside. Takes less time to drink the milk.
It's worse when the horniness doesn't subside but you just came so it's really not gonna end well if you start going at it again.

ice cold choccy milk is the superior gamer fuel for chads and veterans only

that weird feel on tongue stays for a while, the horniness is gone and I can still feel it, it's so hard to rinse with water

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Do you have an unusually dry mouth?
My mouth is actually watering just from me thinking of this conversation.

>LOL GUYS I'M PLAYING WHILE DRINKING XDDD
>SO HARDCORE AND GROWN UP!!!
Only thing worse are druggies, because they're the same but on a higher level.

How do I develop a larger appetite? I eat around 1000-1400 calories at lunch and then I have no desire to eat until lunch the next day. Sometimes I try to eat later that evening, but I always get sick before reaching 2000 calories.

user it’s past your bedtime stop shitposting so mommy can read you a bedtime story

It's PG tips 2 sweeteners

>past your bedtime
Who the fuck has a bedtime around 16:00?

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If it's the calorie amount that's the problem then just eat something with more calories but less filling. Like candy.

spotted the brit
east midlands reporting

>Do you have an unusually dry mouth?
I don't think so faggot

It's only just 16:00 in bongland. If it was past my bedtime then it'd be because it's 17:00 right now.

Even when I was just beginning then I could remove what you call the weird feeling with a glass of water. I can't imagine why you can't do it.
Need me to test that mouth for you?

>midlands
Nobody wants em.

Water, fresh pressed OJ in the morning, anything else is shit.

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how many times did you do it?
maybe my cummies are unusually sticky, I could try yours but I'm not gay

Coffee is shit. Monster is also shit but at least it's tolerable and actually works.

ah, thanks. i almost forgot. it's so hot out nowadays

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>how many times did you do it?
Before I didn't feel like taking a glass of water to rinse my mouth afterwards? I don't know. 30? 50? It has been a habit for three years now. If I've on average done it every third day then I'd already be on around 300 untroubled swallows.
>maybe my cummies are unusually sticky
Hot. The less watery semen is and the stronger the white color is the higher quality it is.

>Monster is also shit but at least it's tolerable
Depends on what kind, there are quite a few of them out there these days.

can you wrap your lips around the shaft or do you shoot it into your mouth or what, 300 loads is A LOT, I've done it only twice
I wish I could give you a taste of mine for you to rate

>tfw my semen is watery and clear and I don’t produce much.

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niggers

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You’re all gay

That boy ain’t right

do you fap daily?
im just lonely and horny and mouths don't have a gender

No, I maybe flap once every two weeks.

When I shoot I just adjust the grip around my dick so it only barely comes out and just ends up on the my hand, after which I lick it up. Accidents where I haven't adjusted my grip properly happen every once in a while, then I have to wipe away a clot that ends on the floor. Before I got this weird habit I usually just tightened the grip when I climaxed so nothing came out, but then my fertility/virility fetish started gaining strength and semen really caught my interest.

Maybe fap less often? I have shitty production too, so I rarely fap more than once per day, often only every second or third day. And each sessions lasts hours, because I'll be damned if I don't get as much as possible out of it. I also take supplements, but I'm not sure how much they help.

original only

>this kills the European

I disagree.

Europeans just don't have non-functioning bodily functions, unlike the Japanese.

Monster Energy Ultra is better desu
Why did fucking gookmoot ban my IP range from posting images?

>not just milk
You're a fag and you know it

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>I disagree
What flavor do you enjoy then, friend?

>ends up on the my hand, after which I lick it up
i would only take it straight from the source, I'm a bit lucky because I can reach my dicc after some stretching, nothing ever spills

UGH! IM NOT A PERSON UNTIL IVE HAD MY CWAUGHFFEE

Ultra Zero (Boomerjuice) is pretty good.
The Doctor is also a favorite of mine.

I made that image 5 years ago this month
it might be my only real contribution to this den of evil

mango version or i do not drink that beverage

Black coffee
I love Misuzu!

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I tried that once. Not only do I not have the flexibility for it, I also found it to be wholly uncomfortable and I was unable to enjoy fetish porn at the same time.
1/5 would not try again.

Milk with rum is superior

licking it just seems kinda yucky for me
I also can't predict the strength of the load coming out and I don't wanna make a mess

>Drink so much Pepsi Max that I genuinely get headaches and am more easily annoyed without it
>Struggle to drink water as much when I can't get any of the stuff too
>Used to be a fucking turbofat and drinking the stuff helped me lose over 100lbs of weight by filling me up while being 0 calories and it helps me maintain my current weight in the same way
I don't know if I should stop or not.

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>I also can't predict the strength of the load coming out and I don't wanna make a mess
It can be pretty hard, but it's easy to clean up if you do it within 10 minutes. Textiles get completely cleaned with a regular clotheswash as well.

Less than once every two weeks?

And I though I had it bad.

Good on you for losing weight, but as you point out yourself; it leads to other problems and surely it can't be healthy.

I broke my caffeine addiction by taking a week off and doing nothing but eating lightly drinking water and sleeping. Once you get over the caffeine withdraw not drinking sodas is easy.

I don't want to live in a cumstained room senpai, even when you wipe it it was there at some point
I wanted to make a video once in the bathroom but the shot was too powerful and cum got on the fucking wall instead of the paper towels I prepared

>It was there at some point
I'm guessing you never go to public restrooms, don't stay at hotels and built your house yourself?

Of you wipe that shit down with a Clorox wipe it’s gone.

Depends on what you eat. I'm a vegan so I've heard mine taste like sweet metal.

>Coffee
base-
>With milk
you fucking infant. Almost respected you

Like I said, it's easy to wipe.

I'm not that fixated on it, I don't think about the dried cum I might be sitting on

Am I the only one that loves black coffee and coffee in general but hate drinking coffee (and all hot drinks) during the summer?

I don't drink coffee
Also I'm lactose intolerant

replace it with water
doubt drinking soda everyday helps you lose weight user

If I'd have to wager I'd say it's a sort of ambiguous word for fermented.

>so fat that you're addicted to soda
Americans everyone

The caffeine supresses appetite, might even help.

>travel to america; get shot
>travel to the British isles; drink delicious beverage

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Dark, light or medium roast?

based

>not cocoa

Yes, coffee with milk, hot chocolate, tea with lemon, summer fruit kompot - great stuff. Pick whichever you like - they are all great.
Nice, but try some bread with raspberry/blueberry/blackberry jam - divine stuff - food of gods.

>Coffee
Mate works better, I learned it from South American frens

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Mate or guarana. i worked with a dude from brazil. Man, they have some nice stuff.

the virgin coffee with additives
the chad black coffee

Bumping for reasons

oi oi

I consume only whole milk. Straight from big goth tiddies no less.

I've tried it before when I really wanted cereal but I forgot to buy milk. I'd have to say that the sweeter the cereal is the worse it tastes in water.
Lucky charms and frosted flakes taste like complete ass, wheat squares and plain cheerios were palpable.

what reasons

chad coffee drinker chiming in. most of the bad rep coffee gets is from sugar and cream

I thought that was a pint of Jacquin's until I saw the Korean bottle next to it.

Guarana is pretty good

no u

>coffee with milk
>with milk
Do americans really drink coffee without milk?

Coffee is like beer. No one drinks it unless it's got stimulants in my

Water

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I was asked to

>coffee
Fucking worse than DUDEWEEDfags

So what would happen if I were to activate my almonds with cultured milk?

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Fatter*

It does if you eat fruit daily.
Papaya infused cum is unironically very good.

*penis

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Here too

what?

>doubt drinking soda everyday helps you lose weight user
The soda doesn't make you lose weight, but consuming a 0 calorie substance that fills you when you would otherwise be consuming something that has more calories is obviously going to lead to less consumed calories and thus potential weight loss.

Zero cal sodas are fucking fantastic for losing weight if the reason you're fat in the first place is boredom consumption. Water can and does work the same, which is why drinking water regularly is recommended for weight loss too, but some people simply don't enjoy the taste of plain water.

t. former fatty NEET that has shit all to do all day and used to eat every few hours just to have a reason to get off my computer chair

anime milk