Sorry guys, kid woke up brb

>Sorry guys, kid woke up brb...

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>”heh, sorry dude the wife says I need to get to bed, see ya’ll next weekend”

>sorry guys my kid's gotten into the walls again and he's eating the insulation brb

>oh one moment bros someones knocking at my do-
>FBI OPEN UP *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK*

>How on a sec guys I gotta beat the shit out of my dog real quick.

>brb baby fell down stairs

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>tank types "baby woke up brb"
>instantly start a votekick
>everyone confirms

Fuck breeders and their turds

>brb my dog is fucking the neighbor's kid again

>brb gotta give my shota a bedtime BJ or he won't sleep

>brb gotta give my loli a bedtime cunninlingus or she won't sleep

>vacuum noises
>dog barking
>babies cry
>siblings fighting
>*"Hola alguien español?"

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>Mexican has voice always on but never talks, and you constantly hear what sounds like 30 people in the background shouting in Spanish

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Every fucking time

>Brb my mums just finished my tea

>brb burying my girlfriend’s dead fetus

Do people like this not have wives?

>he's in his late 20s still playing video games

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They’re whipped

Nowadays the wives sometimes gotta work too if you ain't midle class of high, modern society is shit like that and in dire need of a rebalancing.

Gotta love when it's fully coherent american accented grown men and it's the same fucking shit.

These people can apparently afford expensive mics and shit but not their own rooms or computer.

>Or higher

>brb gotta go to the bathroom
>HAHA FUCK NIGGERS BRO FUCK EM
>oh sorry guys it was my brother haha

Fuck off alinity

Hot.

>brb wife aggro

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