OH MY GOD A $5.99 DLC PACK LOOKS LIKE I WONT BE BUYING DEODORANT THIS WEEK!

>omg a new nipponrse duriftu game?
>h-hayai onii-sama

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>Using deodorant in the first place
>Not just keeping healthy, showering and wearing clean clothes
>Maybe cologne too if you're being fancy but the body naturally secretes good smells when you're not a slob
Feels great

what the fuck is wrong with this man

>makes me want to punch him.
Judging by this gif alone I can see why.

user I don't know how to tell you this but everyone around you can smell your BO and it's like someone died

>freak out over dark samus
>doesn't even play her

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He's dating this
twitter.com/sleepykokiri

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You reek and everyone around you is too polite to say it.

>that white tongue
Smellsh players are ducking disgusting.

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That's not how body's work you sperg you do not smell nice use some fucking deodorant

AND he’s a tier whore

>buying deodorant weekly
What?

That nose and lips, classic 6/10 girl. Nothing to be jealous over.

not surprising, someone like him could never get a real female

It takes like 3 months for me to go through deodorant
Also I bought a Costco pack

Its a guy

How the fuck can you go though an entire can of deodorant in a week

>average looking woman can be cute if they put on a shitton of makeup and dress up like anime women
my girlfriend from high school looked better than her and she wasnt dating me because i was an e-celeb who makes decent money

who the fuck uses deodorant anyway
just shower daily you freak

Fucking indian

remember that episode where esam called samsora a nigger

is that really a tranny??
holy shit what a lucky mother fucker

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>One deodorant bottle a week
Do you bathe in it?

Source?

lol literally seething

top kek
will copy that in the future

it isnt. check her pics

>Literal soijak look
The genetic lottery really fucked him.

Nice try poorfag, but I've already but the DLC Fighter Pass just to get the shit over with way back in February.

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havnt bought the dlc pass yet. Not playing smash atm(I was gonna get back last week but then hero came in like a wrecking ball and looks really unfun to play against). Probably will do once the last 2 are announced (im interested in banjo cos i grew up on banjo but my playstyle is more heavy based and he seems to be a mid.)

tfw girlfriend prefers it when I don't wear deodorant, prefers my "natural musk"
We're both white btw

>haha so funney response
Zoomers.

>25 dollars can buy me 5 characters, 5 stages, and a whole lot of music
>30 dollars in your average game can buy you some shitty skins at best
im a smart shopper

Hey thanks, man. I needed this.

He's played Pikachu since like Brawl. This is the first game Pikachu has been top tier in since Smash 64.

Musk is different from smelling like absolute shit though

It's a .webm file hahahahaahahah dumbass hahahaha its not a gif its a webm hahahaha

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This. Oh wait, this board is full of smelly wh*toids and niggers. Feels good to be part of the master race.
For the wh*toids who don know: korea doesn't even sell deodorant.

It really is incredible how the same people that shat on clones like Dark Pit during the Smash 4 era (esam) immediately shifted gears once they were given a new name and began asking for more

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Your girlfriend is a freak and you are a slob

You fucking smell like shit

it's not the original but I'll accept this

You don't need deodorant, you just use soap.

>not buying deodorant this week
Doesn't a $3 can of axe or whatever last for like 2-3 months? (Assuming you give a quick underarm spray 1-2x a day)
I still can’t fathom how people skip this.

PINKOID COPE

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He plays a fair amount of Samus and Dark Samus, just not in tourneys. There's a difference between liking something and winning large amounts of money in tourneys, user.

>that one drunk dude who walked up to ESAM and went "DUDE I JERK OFF TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND ALL THE TIME" at a tourney

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To be fair they were sold as separate enough that they would play differently when they came up with "echo fighters" it wasn't until after the games release that people realised they are basically the exact same characters with the hurt/hit boxes altered very slightly then after the first patch they made Peach/Daisy and Simon/Richter more identical by making the hitboxs on certain attacks the same.

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>Dates an e-girl who wears a shitton of makeup, wears slutty outfits and posts shit like pic related on her public social media
I mean what exactly was her intention with posting this? How would Esam actually get mad at someone saying that?

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I actually don't think ESAM got mad, but everyone else in the community got mad at him and called it disrespectful. This was also directly before the dude slapped some iced tea out of someone's hand then got in a fight with someone else.

>buys axe

Do you pay someone to type for you?