ITT we speak like gamers in vidya advertisements

>Guys im doing the V formation
>See ya tomorrow at work bro

GO HOME GAMER GIRL

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Wow what visceral point steven! Now lets unlock our double exp rewards with doritios and mountain dew and kill those nazis once and for all!

i think im at the objective

>I can't wait to show Jimmy this when he logs on

>Buy her game
>GOTY confirmed
>Why do trannies hate this game so much?

AH SHIT IT'S HAVOC

>uh, guys, there are bad guys on the way

>Amazing play jerry, lets hit the bar after we crush these aliens
tfw vidya game advert stock people have more of a life than me.

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>I got this boys
>NICE SHOT MAN
>*players giggle like schoolchildren as they cleave several trash mobs*

>Everyone get into position! this boss is going down.

kek

>open chest
>300 shards
>"NICE FIND"

>*gets shot and killed*
>Quick i need someone to revive me!
Don't you dare post that coke image.

Aw dude 4 strength 4 stam leather belt

>Sick man, we only need 600k more shekels to unlock a (((free))) lootbox

tango down

>*furiously waggles*

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Alpha foxtrot we have boggies on our 6, i repeat nazis are flanking us

>Cover my flank with the plasma laser
>ElFeugo55, get those charlies coming on from the rear with the perseus charger.
>Haha, nice win guys. Like blasting jupiter fish in a spacecrate

>Girls can game too! look at that shot daaaaaamn
>Girl power
>Don't hit on me boys i know that play was great but save it for the enemy

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>Daddy stop my boypussy cant take anymore!

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Did this thread hit a little too close to home, NPC? Regardless that image has all my fetishes, nice.

You know for a fact that advertisers are clearly out of touch with how people speak in game, because if they did, the common plenty wouldn't understand a word

>common plenty
Meant to say "common pleb" but phone fucked me over

>chokers on femboys
Nice.

Realistic advert
>Call of duty #18
>Mexican music blaring over mic
>Baby crying in backround
>Some kid arguing with his mom
>Some dudebro shouting nigger
>An actual nigger shittalking the dudebro
>Some incel talking like the posts ITT
>And (you) without a mic, suffering

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>Shits on plebs
>phoneposts

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This isn't christian, big daddy advertisers won't like this at all.

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wtf

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a man needs sauce

That's hot as fuck, are you gay or something? I bet you like big breasted women lmao what a faggot.

>"i'm pinned down, help me out Jamal!"
>"there's too many I can't help! Woah what's that!"
>*giant power suit flys by killings tons of enemies(eithers robots or flying drones)*
>"hey I've heard of him, that's SydneySyndrome53, he's got a high level proton beam and ultra rare rocket cannon!"
>"cool I hope we can meet him!"
>*armor suit lands and facemask comes off*
>"did any of you you boys plan on helping or just sitting there? XD"

yes
I am gay for big breasts, birthing hips, small waists, abs and asses

I have some sauce i know you'll like.

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Wow Mike you really roasted that Charlie! But we gotta it looks like we got flanked by some Skulkers!! You cover my 6 and I'll launch a tactical stun grenade on the Scragglers!

>Jamal get to cover
>Ogga bogga i see a white women
>*gets shot in the head*
Fuck you jamal we almost got through that wave defense mission for our incremental loot drops and chance at cosmetic lootboxes.

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Copy that, i'll use my preorder bonus (that you can only get from gamestop) and destroy these drowners
>Calls in cinematic orbital strike
Heh no need to thank me *whistles for magic horse* i'll see you around kid.

disgusting I keked

UH