Dad walks in

>he doesn’t like having finny fun

But this is fucking based

>son, it’s my turn

Ariel looks like she takes several dicks every single day.

>son, don’t overwrite my savefile

this thread reminds me of those renegade awesome videos.
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLF7222F8E29E90384

Yeah, like seven.
Maybe more.

Imagine.

>He asks you what it is
>You show him bits from the rest of the game
>80s nostalgia hits someone who actually went out and danced at discotheques and had a pager and shit.
I went to visit my dad and showed him Y0. Dude loved what he saw from it.

>HEY THAT'S THE MERMAID GIRL I USED TO JACK OFF TO WHEN I WAS YOUNGER...I MEAN, A-ARE YA WINNING, SON?

And to think you have to complete this world if you want Blizzaga and Ultima Weapon.

Are ya winning, son?

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my dad was drunk for my entire childhood

can relate, sister (20 years my senior and a butch dyke) walked in right when "finny fun" chorus hit and called me gay.

I can't stand sora, I fucking wish he was in smash so I could break his fucking faggot face

>Tfw no Dad

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My dad walked in on me playing naked Raiden during MGS2 Arsenal Gear section

I was forced to play football in the school team for the rest of the term

youtube.com/watch?v=veNzrIn04O4

You should've doubled down and done wrestling.

What a nigger

if i walked in on my son playing senran kagura i'd beat the living shit out of him

You sounds like a massive faggot so i doubt you can beat anyone, faggot.

DAD ITS FOR AN ACHIEVEMENT

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I'm 6'2" and i can deadlift 400 lbs try again limp wrist how about you say that to my face instead of online and see what happens

>Dad walk's in
"Father... help me"
"Don't worry so-"
>"NOW LET'S SING FINNY FUN!"
"...I'm sorry son, it's too late for us..."

Ill be your daddy

Wondering why my is coming into my house for and how he came back to life

samefags

Ha you're gay and have OCD

>rooms already filled with dresses
Haha there’s literally nothing else I could do at this point

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>dad walks in
youtube.com/watch?v=ZvDuLJltiXg

Smelly weeb go take a shower

So is Ariel

Well here's a true story for y'all

> Playing Ni No Kuni 2
> Dad sees Evan
> ''Why are you playing as a little girl"
> Actually it's a boy dad
> I guess it's time we go to antique greece

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What’s an antique greece

That's where shotas got pounded

Better than KH3's random Let It Go musical number.

>dad walks in

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Yoshi Story's after finishing a stage. Even when I was 8 years old, I knew that was so gay.

Both of my parents walked in on the ending of castle crashers when i was 16

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>Why are you playing as a little girl
What kind of question is this even supposed to be? It's the main character of the game, doesn't matter if girl boy small or tall, simple as that.

But I love yoshi

lel I remember being so concerned about anyone coming in while I was play that faggy ass game

My father is retarded, that why.

What happens at the end like a gay sex scene or something?
Expecting an old person to understand
Okay retard

Why do you people not pause the game and turn off the screen whenever someone walks in? Do you not hear them coming?

Why would you beat up your son for not being a faggot? My dad plays Dead or Alive all the time.

I'd honestly rather him be a faggot and have a relationship with a human being than be an asexual sperg who will never meet a woman and spend all his time jacking off in his room to anime girls while his collection of cum socks starts growing mushrooms

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My dad's house still has an old Wii U I bought he uses to play CoD games and sometimes I'll go over and we'll play Smash. But he refuses to play as anything other than shirtless Shulk and will make me quit the game so he can change it if Shulk isn't shirtless. It started under the pretense of irony but I'm really not sure anymore.

I would rather my son be a faggot than a weeb

Ur dad gay and into shota

>le epic dad walks in on me playing kingdom hearts meme

Haven't seen this 5 billion times already.

I am sure after getting beat up he would turn into a pussy slayer

>Meanwhile KH has disney princesses

I fucking love Disney Princess and I'm straight as fuck.

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gays are into ugly grown men. Glorious pederasts are into shotas.

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>tfw never had this problem growing up, since every time my dad walked in, he'd see me playing a game with giant robots violently destroying eachother with flaming chainsaws and thousands of missiles cluttering the screen

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What about faggot weeb tranny

Do you mean "ffxiv raider"?

Sure closet tranny

Gay little faggot cakeboy detected

>tranny
Dropped

Both will hang on the blessed DOTR

>tfw my dad hated and still hates videogames on principle and never approved me playing them.

To be fair, he grew up in a dirt poor family within Finnish countryside where when he was a kid, shit like color tv was something fancy that his family couldn't afford. He has been working all his life and can't fathom or value spending time on frivolous entertainment like vidya. His lifetime of toil is the only reason I got to grow up in such a pampered environment, which has made me nothing more than a pathetic shadow as a man when compared to him.
I am a failure of a son.

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Too bad you will never have a son, incel faggot

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>oh no my child is a huge fucking looser

>Dad Walks in

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KH is definitely up there. For me personally though the Dead Rising series has led to more of those "Dad walks in" or "Mom walks in" moments.

>Caring what a dirty Finnish bommer have to say
Follow your heart user

>Not grooving the fuck out when yoshis are singing about the asshole
Beta as fuck user

What’s a cakeboy

You wouldn't even be able to deadlift me so looks like I win

Fuck off, my dad is right, and I am wasting my life. I will never even have any kids and if I had the courage to follow my heart I'd kill myself but alas I am a coward.

>My life
That's the thing user. No one should tell you how to live and do with your life, if you're unhappy change for yourself and the better user

God are all Scandinavians like this

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Those Hatsune Mike games

I can't change. I am too weak willed and lazy to maintain the mental rigor needed to effectively change my lifestyle, and I am also too cowardly to take any risks. That is what a pampered upbringing results in, worthless fucking weaklings.

In a healthy society, I'd be put to death as the parasite I am.

>nordic "men"

This is what socialism results in.

The only game that ever felt this way was FFX-2. You have to be next level faggy to have played KH ever.

My mom walked in on Officer Jo. Good times.

my mom walked in on me jacking off to anime feet.

>In a healthy society, I'd be put to death as the parasite I am
I'm starting to think you get off on this

Patrician

I think I understand how Sweden got raped by mudslimes now

>"nice, my son is not a gay"
nah, its more more like
>fuck, my sons a degenerate loser

same goes for you, fuckhead.

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It's certainly doesn't try to be anything more
>Awkward scene choreography
>Unnatural voice acting
>Poorly timed "humor"
>Cringe preachy morals
>Half-assed fight scenes
>TERRIBLE singing instances

Actual gameplay aside, the game makes entire cutscenes feel so forced and creepy that it hurts to watch. It's some of the worst 3d acting in videogames and the people who directed the cutscenes in the first place should be embarrassed

Then who was phone?

Dead Rising?Really?At least it has deliberate cheesy humor anyone can laugh about.

I dislike Disney princesses and i'm gay.

What would the antithesis to this be? Saints Row (1/2)?

i've been laughing at this for 30 minutes have an upboat

>dad walks in
>gets a boner from the game
>"keep winning son"
>have to jerk him off to get him to leave

Absolutely based Disney is cringe af

Rance

>playing children game

Ha that's pretty cool.

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I skipped pretty much every cutscene in KH3 because I literally couldn’t watch. I was by myself, it had nothing to do with embarrassment, I just literally couldn’t watch.

>being triggered over what some user's dad said
Why are girlplayers so insecure?

>dad walks in as I'm fighting diamond dog
>getting my ass kicked
>but I can't use my PSI move because I named it something inappropriate
>fight continues and he's still watching
>okay, he probably won't be reading all the text, here I go
>Ness used PSI NIGGER
>it's not very effective
>dad asks me what the fuck was that
>shit gets awkward

Will never forget that time.

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My dad would've fucking loved that and he hates racists. Your dad sounds like an uptight bitch.

>dad walks in

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BASED

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>why are you playing this shit user?
>you paid good money for it dad, i don't want that to go to waste
>...
I won.

>be me 9 years old
>rent a game from blockbuster, don't remember what the fuck it was
>just hate it, it sucks
>tell dad it sucks
>dad says "let me see the disk"
>give him the disk
>he pulls out his car keys
>dad wh-
>he scratches it
>"let's go get a different one"
>we go and get a different game without paying a second time

>dad walks out

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what fighting game is this?

Wtf is happening

Is this a setup for porn?

quick rundown on whats happening

This is what fights look like in real life guys. They look clumsy and stupid and it looks like there's no impact because our brains are used to movies and video games where getting your nose flicked gives you whiplash.

Noice

Never got American's fetish with a form of government they fought so hard to get rid off.

yes i know its a fight but why are they fighting is what im asking how did this situation happen

Good for storytelling, easy to understand, and easy to manipulate for the sake of making an endearing character.

Owned the 6'2" Manlet incel with wit and charm. Based

>dad or mom walks in
>enjoying my games but its something i get embarrassed by
>sperg out and tab out or bring up the steam overlay and go to google
>they think i'm watching porn

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any 3D platformer that isnt Mario

Dad will walk in and I'll be singing along out loud while playing that shit because I fucking love it and its his fault, he's the one that took me to the theater to watch a fuckton of Disney movies.

thats Nick Rekeita

>they think i'm watching porn
they'll think you're watching porn if there's anything close to the curvature of a woman's body on the screen boomers are stupid

I stopped doing this when I was like 10

>be newborn babby
>playing dead rising for dreamcast back in 1943
>dad walks in when the camera is zooming on jessica's tiddies at the start of the game

>dad walks in

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>dad walks in

Ok I believe you

Das has let me play ecchi games right next to my little sister so I don't think he would care

guys dad walked in on him whacking to loli and tackles him, the son hugs his leg and says "I can change dad I love you" over and over but the dad keeps punching him and says "I have no son" before walking out

>sees a girl in leather
>breathes a sigh of relief his son isn't a faggot

context?

Deserves it for fapping to loli. We all know shota is better after all.

Got a link to this story?

>girl

Finns aren't Scandies, they are """Nordic"""

uh oh.

>dad just says "yikes", turns 360° and walks away

>these hands
Son, I wish you would've come out as gay to us, you know we won't reject you for it, but next time please lock the door when you're watching yaoi

... Well now I'm MORE interested.

>360°

>Dad also grew up dirt poor and earned a respectable living through a life of labor
>Also plays MMOs and RPGs non stop and got me into shit like Diablo and Everquest at a young age
Nah, you're just a faggot user. Video games aren't the problem.

sora nipple

> I will never even have any kids
and that's a bad thing? You can still live a life and not have little parasites.
You either have sons and worry to death about them til you die or become successful or you have a daughter who you properly raise and get the ultimate cuck as she meets some guy and gets fucked when she's older.

Or you get lucky and one of them becomes god tier at the next fortnite and makes you a rich boomer its a giant gamble

>no shirtless Sora in KH3
The real reason the game sucked.

reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/c2s67b/western_english_teacher_in_kokura_japan_beats_a/ here's the source

Was gonna post source cause this is bullshit but someone else already did

Yes, if a next KH comes out. Ariel will be black in that.

>we're reaching a point where future Disney worlds can be based on Live Action shit
Maybe Nomura focusing on his OC isn't that bad after all.

>dad walks in

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I mean, they added pirates of the carribean which is life action right?

I meant it more like filling a game with those LA "remakes" of Aladdin, Ariel, Maleficent, etc.

Oh right, yea I do see that happening at some point in the future.

>English teacher in Japan

So that's all incel rage?

Evan was MADE for getting his tight little boy anal passage destroyed by several burly and hairy men.

He toiled so you could make that decision user. If he honestly cares then he's a massive gaynigger.

The only good performance in the entire series was Billy Zane as Ansem in the first game and Disney got rid of him.

my plan worked, thats how you get source posted by lying and waiting for some autist to "prove you wrong" :)

>Just casually paws off a Japanese man trying to intervene
This is why their birthrate is in decline, the absolute fucking betas.

This nigga gets it

>I'm 6'2" and i can deadlift 400 lbs try again limp wrist how about you say that to my face instead of online and see what happens

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Based

Fucking based. Put those stupid Japanese porn "game" gamers in their place

How did the french get away with these

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I mean let's be real, most things from Japan are pretty cringey. Their whole culture is based around cartoons and anime.

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>Surprisingly, my dad never walked in on my doing anything weird with a videogame
>This shit right here though would fuck me up consistently when it was late and I was watching Comedy Central youtube.com/watch?v=V_MUhI-0jUY

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>t.someone who's only experience with japanese culture is anime

Almost any cringy jrpg blows it out of the water.
Neptunia is probably the most dad walks in game.

>Hey son, i didn't know you played games that weren't for nerd.

reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/cnk29l/i_really_want_to_know_how_this_fight_started/ wtf?

youtube.com/watch?v=phyDwGwLlQo

When being a shota was a legit professional

>mom walks in

Do you realize the average jap person looks at jap animefags like the average American or European person looks at white nerds right?

>"nice, my son is not a gay"
There's something extremely gay about anime user, Dads can sense that shit

ariel is a nigger now

>dad walks in

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>Whole point of Senran Kagura is to objectify women and ogle at semen demons
>Consider your son a faggot
You can shake your head in disappointment that your son is a NEET at the very least, but beating him would be fucking retarded

Sorry, user

Similar situation, But he only wants what is best for you user, We both know playing vidya all day is no life to live.

Beating him will either toughen him up or kill him. Both outcomes are welcome.

>dad looks over your shoulder

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Do dads actually care if their sons are gay?

>Why is Brock Lesnar in the game son

Its like some clown musical where a bunch of random shit happens

My dad says nigger all the time lol
Is your dad a cuck?

>dad starts jerking off

>happened to me
I just explained it was a hardcore crime thiller based around 80's japan and he walked out.

I used to live in Japan and yeah everything was anime and cartoons.