Post genuinely awful games

Post genuinely awful games.

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Not even the worst party game on the system
Certainly not the best either, nintendo land was a 10/10 and also free

>slowly goes down the shitter due to soullessness and sanitization
Why does this happen to EVERY Mario spin-off series?

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The original Mario Party games were Kino af

>kino af
please go back

it's genuinely insane just how hard they managed to drop the ball with this game
>somehow make the board style from 9 even worse
>lock an entire mode behind amiibo and it's a soulless version of regular mario party with 1, super linear board
>make new mode where you play as bowser and advertise it up the ass but only put 3 boards in it, and it's ridiculously unbalanced
>most of the minigames are boring, trash, or both and a lot of them feel samey
there is seriously not a single redeeming quality about 10
no wonder they stopped doing numbers with SMP, they don't want people to know what came before it

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>it's ridiculously unbalanced
For which side?

It's skewed in Bowser's favor and it's pretty easy to tell with some of the mechanics.

>amiibo have more use in New Leaf and Happy Home
>no minigames
>a significant amount of months have jack shit to do
>you have to grind money to expand the barebones as fuck board
Humor me. Fucking TRY to defend it.

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It has Isabelle!

Sticker Star

Was Color Splash any better?

Sticker Star's only redeemng qualities are its soundtrack and visuals.

Goku has been in as many if not more games than Mario; this is the worst one.

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In my opinion it was worse.

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Fucking how?

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Only Mario Party tho.

Nope
>Paper Mario
>Mario & Luigi
>Mario Kart
>Mario Sports games

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All of those except for Paper Mario are still good.

>Paper Mario
>Mario Kart has progressively gotten more aids as time has gone on
>The sports titles
>Every Mario & Luigi game was worse than the last with BIS as an outlier.
>2D Marios are just rehashes or make it yourself titles.

Amiibo Festival is one of those very scarce bad Nintendo games that is so fucking repugnant and cynical that literally nobody unironically defends it. Not even memedog-fuckers can stick up for it.
Color Splash is also more externally hostile to old PM and its fans. Sticker Star is the first of its ilk and mainly faced internal issues culminating from years of Miyamoto's tantrums about MUH FRANCHISE PURITY and made even worse by Tanabe's retardation in game design. But Color Splash was a willful and spiteful rehash of what they knew people widely hated; the producer of CS even told people to fuck off to Mario and Luigi if they didn't like nuPM's direction (which was shitty to hear when M&L was starting to suffer its own issues).

>Dream Team was a complete slog, Paper Jam was complete shit
>Mario Tennis Aces, besides a sizable character roster, is otherwise near completely devoid of content
>Other Mario sports series are completely MIA on Switch

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Gameplay yes
Story no

>defending furshit

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DGR V3 was great. Better than the piece of shit that was the first game.

can the series recover from the taint of this game?

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what's so bad about it?

I can't defend it. I was literally the target audience and was actually excited by the trailer. By young cousins love to play Monopoly on consoles for whatever reason and are too young to wrap their heads around Dokapon Kingdom or Fortune Street yet, so I thought this would be the perfect game to play with them. Turns out it wasn't even AC Monopoly, it was AC Candy Land at best

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The horrible characterization of Samus
Making her deathly afraid of Ridley, despite Other M being the second to last game in the timeline
The controller being a Wii Remote and nothing else
All the badly written cutscenes are UNSKIPPABLE

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I don't know why you would list that one specifically when 9 was worse. At least10 had the bowser party mode which could be fun for 5-6 hours.

> pokemon ruby
even if pkm LGBT would not exist this would still be a lie

>Bomberman Act Zero
I-I didn't even know this was a thing. Why the fuck was this made? The concept wouldn't have been bad if it was properly stylized. Or actually seemed like a bomberman game.