Anyone else pumped?
BL1 - Mordecai
BL2 - Axton
Pre-sequel - Wilhelm
BL3 - Fl4k I'm thinking.
Anyone else pumped?
Nicholas Jones
Sebastian Morris
I've only really just played the Pre sequel for the first time.
Jack Ramirez
I see you out there, you fucking shills. Posting in full force trying to distract idiots from the immoral and illegal shit Gearbox, Randy Pitchford, and 2k are up to.
>Randy embezzled funds from Alien: Colonial Marine to spend on BL2 then farmed out development Alien to a shitty third party and tried to hang them out to dry
>Randy saved barely legal porn on the same thumb drive as work documents for some reason, and then took it with him to a fucking medieval times and lost it
>Then admitted to looking at the porn and tried to claim he just wanted to know how she was shooting shit out of her vagina
>Conned Claptraps VA into working for free, physically abused him, then cut him out and publicly insulted him when he asked to be paid this time
>Inner circle is a revolving gang of scumbags who either get arrested, Rob Randy, or get robbed by him
>Buy and squander Duke Nukem Forever
>Buy Duke Nukem 3d, release a shitty inferior remaster, then remove all copies of the original from outlets
>A fan, running a fan channel, sees images leaked by twitch and does videos on them. 2k hires PIs to go to the guy's house and intimidate him while also getting his social media to cut him lose. Technically he qualifies as a journalist and this kind of intimidation should be illegal.
Never forgive. Never forget. I can. Already hear you snickering churls, "hurf durf don't care gonna buy it anyway". How's that boot taste you microdick peabrain, you pathetic dog addicted to your Skinner boxes. It's ok to hate EA but oh let's not shittalk Randy bo bandy.
I won't let you shill this garbage unchallenged. This game needs to fail and Gearbox needs to die.
Chase Gomez
Fuck off Randy.
Brandon Flores
Accurate - I don't care.
In fact, that's the first time I have read any of that (aside from the DN stuff) and I still don't care.
In fact, the DN shit is hilarious.
Levi Turner
always fucking september with cramped releases
Jaxon Watson
I'm pumped for the developers to nerf all the best guns and shields in a game that isn't even PvP. I can't wait to shut my game down and restart it 5,000 times and still not get the proper weapon to keep me alive in the later levels. I'm very excited to fight bullet sponge enemies with impossible critical hit locations.
I can't wait to see every enemy run away from me when I'm in fight for your life. Is anybody else stoked for the cutscenes that we'll never be able to skip? Maybe Gearbox will give us .1% chance of getting a legendary that we'll only use for one level, instead of Borderlands 2 where we get 1% drop rate and a gun that'll last 2!
Joseph Hall
Actually, I am kinda pissed about Alien on reflection. I bought that pile of shit and it was the worst $94 I have spent on gaming.
John Green
Why wouldn't enemies run away in ffyl?
You want them to be stupid?
Brody Hill
I don't care, none of that affects me in any way. So why should I care?