Meanwhile, on female Yea Forums

wallet or gtfo

can someone donate some money so i can keep playing candy crush plzzzzz will post tits

ahahahahaha this is a real thing what the fuck

cutes~

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t.hambeast

>every week
poor guy

tits or gtfo tranny

god bless you slipper mom

No guys on the Internet sweetie

>still clings to that basket of clothes
A woman after my heart.

fuck him twice a week for me.

>every week
Oof

What are they gonna do with those?

Why do women do this shit? They act like fucking birds looking for a mate it's fucking embarrassing.

So I had this hungry nerd donate and subscribe to both my twitch channel and premium snapchat, he made like a 3,000 dollar donation and cheered me on, later he PM'd me that he really wanted to ""meet up"", like uhm, how about no you creep, I didn't tell him that but I'd say we would meet one day proably.. (LOL) And then he went on how he had to make loans and shit to pay his bills and shit

Is it safe yet? Is it safe to like futa?

>every week

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>tfw this tried and true method isn’t even surefire proof anymore because, despite what Yea Forums has convinced itself, trannies are more likely to have breast implants than vaginoplasty if they undergo surgery in the first place

kill themselves hopefully

oh they changed the dilation schedule now?

...

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Holy shit based abuelita

>nobody says tits or gtfo anyone cuz they just assume anyone claiming to be a girl is a tranny and nobody wants to see tranny tits

fuck it makes sense now

The vast majority can't even do it right, let alone have the cellulite sacks to make anyone's time worthwhile.

L-la Chancla

There are no guys on the internet, GUY stands for Girl Using You.

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>every week
I to like guys with no self respect

LA CAKE IS A MENTIRA

So um, like, I'm thinking of playing WoW classic but I need like someone to help me? So what's the best way to get a nerd to like help me grind my character up without having to like spend any money?

>every week
I feel bad for the dude.

I've never done heroin but I really wish I knew how to find it. It looks like an incredibly efficient way to deal with unhappiness. And you get a dice roll on life as well, so if you feel like killing yourself but you're a coward then it's like a free boost.

what game

Why aren't there more games about cute shotas?

Alinity didn't abuse her cat on stream, that's just angry entitled manbabies saying she did cause they're jealous she's making money out of hungry loosers LOL

empire total war im pretty sure, or napoleon i cant remember but they were fun

baited
thanks for the (you)'s morons

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dilate

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Did she fall back in on purpose so he would help her out of the water again or is she just that clumsy?

hi

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>h-heh I was merely pretending to dilate

have seething sex

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The dude could be you.

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Hey girls, I'm just here because my boyfriend is into video games and, as a woman, i have no personality and no interests or hobbies because I'm fucntionally an amoeba, just a living organism that respinds to basic stimuli.

Isn't tracy such a bitch?

if they are ugly with makeup imagine without it

Satania posters are braindead

>hahaha, I troll u!

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White women in the city of Utrecht get hyper drunk senpai.

cope retard nigger, you fell for my weakest of baits
close this thread and go hide in shame

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Honestly, he's right. That was the most obvious bait I have seen tonight. Shame on you who took the bait.

I wonder if there are actually women in this thread.

of all the smug cartoon girls on the internet you chose the shittiest one

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am woman
i get much pp
yalla jelly

but there are...

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D-does anyone wanna play vidya together?
I promise I'm not a reverse trap.

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>I am an actual girl

Yeah and so is everyone on /lgbt/

kinda, I wanna fuck right now. shit sucks

Lesbians are abominations in the face of God and should be purged.

Hey what's up?

Dumb Santaina poster

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Women are stupid and I don't respect them.
That's right, I just have sex with them!

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lazy broad lost the strength in her legs, couldn't balance herself

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>Thinking Wriggle is a shota
How new are you?

but /jp/ told me he's a boy...

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Alternate universe /pol/
>"Fucking Shanice and A'isha subhumans are always committing crime"
>"Daily reminder to take the Asian man pill. White men are too maleist and social-justice now."
>"Did you hear about those white boys who were raped by burka savages at Cologne"
>"Chinese businesswoman are coming over here and stealing our men. They won't stop until they've RICE.com'd the entire planet."

Alternate universe /fit/
>"Chestlets. When will they learn? "
>"Boob rate thread. Show off your boobs."
>"Hey girls, I've been eating thirty eggs a day and running non-stop, am I going to make it?"
>tfw no gym bf threads every day
>"Okay /fit/ I have a confession, the other day I fucked a cute guy, but I was scared about loosing my gains, so I stole his milk and eggs on the way out."

Alternate universe Yea Forums
>Shota threads everywhere
>"That boy you posted sure is direct and kosher."
>Most anime are a cute girl with a harem of boys
>"Why does best boy always loose?"
>"Kasuma's cuteness is a miracle of the universe, it behooves you to create as many little kasumas as humanly possible."

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Quick while the mods are asleep, post dandy and lucky shotas.

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Show me your genitals, your genitals.

He's a boy (female)

dilate

amen brother vaginas are so gross

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So do women like shota? or is it mostly faggots pretending to be women who like the shota? always been confused on who the target audience is.

It's not gay if the clits don't touch, r-right?

kys dyke

kys sodomite

I want to go to that alternate universe

You can't just post something so enticing without providing the source, user. It's not something a well educated person would do.

>lucky

Fuck off. My son can't even look at me, his own mother without getting a panic attack because those of what those filthy bitches did to him.

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>>"That boy you posted sure is direct and kosher."
What? I know what this is in reference to, but I have no idea what "direct" and "kosher" combine into.

>ducky?

It's totally gay you dyke. What's the point of a threesome, foursome up to a mass gangbang when there is only one dick?

I wanna fuck Dante

Men don't have souls, embrace the purer sex.

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you have two hands and a mouth bro

I wanna fuck Lady

I want this lesbian to show me proper homosexual behaviour

A group of girls cannot fill my ass with cum you dyke.

That's pretty gay desu.

My son stopped talking to me when he turned 13
He won't even look at me
I miss him, we used to do everything together. Go shopping, do chores, bathe together and more. He was my handy little man and he promised to always protect me.

I wish I was a dyke. Lucky ass bitches.

That screen shake is absolutely atrocious.

name a single video game character that can survive a hit from la chancla

Yeah but she's really hot.

13 is the age they start seeing it as embarrassing being with you which is pretty shitty and their friends only encourage that behaviour for the sake of being rebellious.

You should rape him. That will be a suitable punishment. A mother is a figure to be respected, not to be treated with disdain.

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>tfw authorities are now cracking down on shota hunting
I'm going to burst into flames if I don't catch one.

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>she doesn't have a used tampon drawer

*hits pipe*

Reminder that you're gay if you play as a dude.

sup, grils

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I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a son. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a boy for at least 18 years solely so he can go and ravage another woman. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little boy - singing him lullabies, taking him to sports practice, making sure he had a healthy diet to grow up big and strong, educating him, playing with him, giving him loving hugs. All of it has one simple result: his body is more enjoyable for the women that will eventually get fucked by him in their every hole.

Raised the perfect boy? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random slut who had nothing to do with the way he grew up, who marries him. She gets to fuck his nice big cock every night. She gets the benefits of his kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised him.

As a woman who has a son, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a boy for another woman to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

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remember to always get out 1 by 1 on small boats.

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why are you even here?! go so something with your vagina holea you fucking weirdos.

Because it gives them attention.

Dosher is slang for penis.

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Now she sounds British in my head
"That's proper homosexual behaviour, that is"

you guys know there are femanon only chans where male posters get banned, right?

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someone dump a good comic. we know where this is going.

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Perhaps, but you do know there are boards anons on this site never visit which are completely dominated by femanons right?

this makes my feminine penis the big feminine penis

patrolled

/cgl/ is full of sluts and thots, as expected

holy shit based

You should have done your job as a mother and got him first before those girls got to him.

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fucking baste
dab on these suckas my nigga

I'm posting on the wrong board. jesus christ

Girls, I think my shota is broken. He's started to get bigger and has stopped calling me Onee-chan.

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he still calls you onii-san though, which is technically correct

He's calling someone else onee-chan sister, you have to steal him back!

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nm

>Why do women do this shit?
Attention.

What are these femanon only Chans you speak of? I want to observe how femanons act when untied by male audiences/posters.

they are boring, the only talk about shit relevant to the topic at hand. It's like when you see dudes talk about porn. Entirely focused and unwavering.

cool

I like that. I'm doing kinda okay too, just wondering what I'm gonna eat today.

open benis and bals

youtube.com/watch?v=FdTms5r3M1w

Not even shitposting and derailment? The only place I semi think is mainly femanon dominated is that lolcow chan place

yep

Why do girls think this is hot?

Once a girl sent me a video of herself twerking naked in exchange for doing her English homework, and it was fucking silly I was too busy laughing to be aroused.

Funnily enough, a girl was the first one to show me this while laughing her ass off and I was the stuck up one who found it only mildly funny rather cringy even.

So you're saying there's no shitposting? These bitches haven't lived then.

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black culture brainwashing

Yep what?

the PlayStation 3 has no video games

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Asscreed 4 does it better so play that

ugh why are you so persistant and annoying cant you understand all the drama in my life like omg

Crystal chan is full of literal fembots who screech autisticly and get mad at each other like dumb /cgl/ cat fights all the time. Every now and then they accuse others of being men in disguise to try and derail convos.

Females are truly despicable creatures, not thinking this just displays a lack of experience

Yes. I suppose we all deal with drama... you wanna talk about it over coffee?

>mfw chestlet
I've done all I could to make them bigger but I've seen no progress. Fuck my life.

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Epic trawl! Arent you a comedic genius

no fuck off you childish creep

Why were you doing a thots homework?

devilish

This, the lolcow one is pathetic