Why are female protagonists usually synonymous with narrative driven (and poor gameplay) games?

Quake 3 Arena

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>moving the goalposts
>even daring to imply you actually played all of those
If you like games starring men so much, I've got a good one for you, it's called sodomy.
I'll keep going for fun, though
>Panel de Pon
>May as well put the rest of Orange Juice's catalog here
>Bunny Must Die
>Portal
>Skullgirls

Play games made by actual developers, not headline baiting motherfuckers.

>WOMEN DUMB WOMEN BAD LOLOLOLO I HATE WOMEN

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You don't like Q3A.

I mean, if you beat the original Metroid, for sure, but I also believe that they had a Nintendo Power showing you or was that the manual?

Just like my japanese doujins

I love Q3A.

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>all those jap games
Just face the fact the west just does it to please millennials these days

Would you take a bullet for Q3A?

samus being a girl was one of the first major plot twist in gaming zoom zoom

I'm here to help

El Viento
Monster World IV
Battle Mania
Fear Factor
Resident Evil 2
Castlevania: Order Of Ecclesia
Dino Crisis
Beyond Good and Evil
Mischief Makers
Silhouette Mirage
Silent Hill 3
Alisia Dragoon
Perfect Dark
Popful Mail
Burning Force

No, I value myself over everything. Q3A came up with the greatest physics ruleset and weapon balance though!

Mad cringe.

Because you look specifically at these games because they have female protagonists. There are plenty of awful stories and games starring men.

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no he's right, women are dumb as fuck

>Deedee, you can’t touch this button. Instead, touch this one

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I disagree.

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Is it cheating to bring up Limbo of the Lost?

>election tourists
Back to /r/t_d with you.

Ah shit, well that's nice. What are you doing in this thread then.

Mad buzzword

/thread

To shitpost before duelling my friend, I guess.

Dexter was a manlet

everybody knows that girls can't do shit other than suck DICK

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Isn't he like 10 though.

At the very least I'll appreciate your honesty, at least now I can rest easy knowing you were just pretending to be retarded.

I bet that men could suck dick bettee

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I agree, MAGA hatters are pretty cringe.

based seething iphonefag

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the only posts I made in this thread were "Quake 3 arena", talking about how I value myself, the post you just replied to and this one. How can you determine my intelligence from that? Go back to your bvarbies.

I agree to, MAGA is shit

shut the fuck up fatass and make half life 3 already

Because they're made by people who don't want to make video games.

>always male-centric
uh no

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>Metroid
>Tomb Raider
>No One Lives Forever
>Beyond good and Evil
You're a fucking idiot. Also all that incel garbage you eat up is going to ensure you die a virgin, you obese joke.

>So why are the absolute best games always male-centric?
Why are you in such a sorry mental state, lad?

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Your first post bamboozled me into thinking you were OP. Sorry, man.

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