The sun is falling out of orbit and is on a collision course with Earth...

The sun is falling out of orbit and is on a collision course with Earth. Luckily you have a bomb shelter to seek refuge in for the three or so months until it all blows over.

You can bring one videogame to play during this time. Online is not allowed, but internet access is (so thinks like Dark Souls messages would work, but not summoning).

What do you choose?

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>sun collides with earth
>bomb shelter
>three months

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>sun falling out of orbit
a m e r i c a n education system, everybody

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Dwarf Fortress, and it's forever, not three months

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>The sun is falling out of orbit and is on a collision course with Earth.
>The Sun
>Falling out of orbit

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Fuck you, OP, I lost brain cells.

>not believing in geocentrism

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Tetris

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>Not being a total fucking retard is soi

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the earth would go molten and become a charcoal you tard.

>sun falling out of orbit
retard don't you know that the sun is a ruse made by the people on the moon to trick you into believing in a false day-night cycle so that when you fall asleep at night they abduct you and prove your asshole

>he believes in the moon

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People fall for this thread everytime and boost it to page 1.

>canned water

People fall for the reverse bait, you mean.

It's funny because cans are made of aluminum and aluminum conducts heat much better than plastic, so the water would evaporate really easily even at room temperature.

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>open a can of water
>get blasted with steam

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when bait this old is gone after so ferociously i only have to look at the calendar

summer is here boys

Stop replying to your own posts, OP.

Gta V

No, the condensation would allow the cans to keep the water from blasting in your face. When water is heated, it moves around really quickly, so the water itself turns into steam, that steam has a bunch of space between the atoms, so by the time it's ready to shoot out in the air, the steam is already cooled down by another cooler environment.

I didn't think it was possible but the stale bait wrapped around to being fresh again. Good job OP.

I'd probably bring Dwarf Fortress or maybe Warhammer Total War 2. If I bring WHTW2 does that mean I can also bring along the companion content that gets unlocked if you own the first game and it's expansions? If not Dwarf Fortress for sure.

Probs some hentai action game