"HAHA WEEEEEED HAHAHAH WEED POKEMON YES HAHA WEEEED HHHHHAHHAHAHAH WEED POKEMON WEED"

Read it the same way, takes me a few seconds to adjust back to normalfag speak

I'm I the only one that likes the design?

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dude I think you need to chill out man like it's just a fucking plant. like have you ever been high bro? like once you take a hit it's like ''WOW'' dude like bro have you ever listened to pink floyd while high bro? I didn't fucking think so
so just open your mind and stop being such a square

I realize my mistake now but it's like an automatic reaction.

DUDE

looks more like Doug Dimmadome

fuck stoners
fuck gamefreak
fuck masuda

and fuck jannies

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The worst kind of bong
A Britbong

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Of the Dimsdale Dimmadome?

It just looks like a power plant to me, you know cause of dangerous toxins? A lot more likely than putting a dope reference in a kid's game.

A lot of people do
The proclamation that it's a bong by low-lifes is what's annoying

Based.

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P R I N N Y W W W L O L
The smokestack gimmick should have been used on Camerupt or something. On a floating Pokemon it just looks like a thruster that would smear it across the ground.

It's both you dumbshits
It's a top-hat-smokestack, made to look like a victorian era industrialist, with a mutton chop mustache
AND
The green color is also a tongue-in-cheek nod at it looking like a bong as well. I mean, they could've just made the "facial hair" black, grey, or (arguably) purple right?

But whatever. This way it's fun for kids and adults.
Calm your fucking tits.

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Have sex.

Get out of here Seth Rogen, nobody cares

i literally thought they were referring to top hat wheezing as being from england

weed is good. have sex

A bong?
What the fuck?
The first thing I see is a top hat and a chimney of a factory

He needs more humorous fan art. Fuck I got it anons...british pokemon recreating monty python skits.

Have Kids

4kids

WEED

420 BLAZE IT FAGGOT

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A comedian put it right long ago:
Weed should be legal, but being a pot-head should be illegal.

basically this and i smoke 40 bowls a day
only the faggiest weed culture dipshit sees a bong

>4kids
great channel

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there is nothing wrong with weed unless it becomes part of you and not something that you do every now and then
especially if its effects on you are negative, like making you lazier, some people actually get a boost to their productivity from weed, but many don't, and those shouldn't be smokers

Kek, true shit

This, is op 5 or something?

Making Galar Wheezing a reference to industrial England is pretty clever, and having the smog/smokestacks to look like a victorian moustache/top hat is even better.

Reducing that to "dude it looks like a bong lmaololololo" annoys me

Yeah, it's actually a pretty clever redesign for the England Region.

Oi m8 wat bong issit?

Was having a bit of the smoke while I watch the game, right. So there I am having a pipe and my nagging cunt of a wife has the bloody nerve to tell me it's a bad habit and I should stop. So what I did I did I smacked her on the side of the head she fell down and almost started singing the maRserlairs. She trembles when she walks now serves that bloody bitch right 'innit?

DUDE WE

its a britbong

LMAO

kek

What does weed have to do with bongs? Is Britain the new weed capital?

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HAHA XD

BLARRHRHEGGHHHHHHHH...
aaaaAAAAAAAHHHHH GGOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!! HAEEEEEEE HEEEERRRRRRRRRRNNnnnnnnahahahahahahahaha....... ahaha.....

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>also it looks like a socialist's stereotype of a capitalist, like some awful political cartoon
That is the joke. It looks like that but breathes in pollution and poison and vents clean air from its stacks.

western people were a mistake

>bong
>is clearly an industrial smoke stack
this is your brain on drugs. you will start seeing them in everything

But user can I get uuuuuuh

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Are you Yea Forums's most far out fan?

BASED

well it clearly looks like a bong so

It's a reference to Coal Smoke Stacks like the industrial revolution you fucking idiot lol. Nuclear cooling tower jfc how stupid are you.

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they should have given the big one a monocle too

please tell me this article is fake.

polygon.com/platform/amp/pokemon/2019/8/7/20758508/pokemon-sword-shield-galar-forms-weezing-fanart-bong
It's real, and by Polygon too, the perfect source of gamer """""news"""""

Journalist extermination when?

American was build on drugs sadly and take its drugs seriously, a lot of the shit we have now are thanks to drugs and drug money its pretty ridiculous. Imagine living in a country where more children will recognize a bong before a smoke stack.

this is probably the angriest i've been all week. it's clearly a fucking chimney smokestack mixed with a tophat.

dude why does coffee'ng look like a blunt lmao

HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHHAAH A WEEEEEED

wonder if it's """""not""""" a political cartoon like that one ferret looking thing that was totally """""not""""" a caricature of Trump

WEEZING, MORE LIKE...WEEDZING!
LMAO!

IT’S A SMOKE STACK YOU FUCKING STONER

Retard post moment award

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Based

i fixed it

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So now they can't even make original pokemons anymore so the rip off their old ones?

I don't mind this, but I do have to admit that the smog 'facial hair' being green made the fairy typing easier to rationalise

>seething over a joke

It's 8 bong o'clock.

OP never said it was a bong.

For a moment I thought it was an otamatone.

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The reason the socialist political cartoons look like that is because American industralists used to look like that, sometimes. Look up a picture of JP Morgan.

Imagine being this offended by a recreational drug that is legally available to like 100 million people in North America alone

>but in my country it isn't ;-;
Sucks for you?

Why does weed trigger incels

Imagine being this addicted to a plant

DUEDE WEEEEED

>doesnt understand the word "seething"

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>Make a Pokemon region based on the UK.
>Weezing is literally a Brit Bong.

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>Give weezing facial hair
>Give it top hats that have WHITE SMOKE coming out of them
>DUDE WEED LMAO
What is wrong with these "people"?

>people not understanding the joke
I guess Yea Forums is just niggers too

>that also looks like a reactor cooling tower
It's a chimney. Why is everyone stupid but me?

Imagine becoming this psychologically addicted to a non-chemically addictive plant.

t. Man consuming sugar

You are correct, there is sugar in a lot of things. Only degenerates smoke weed though

Stop being addicted to a non addictive plant linked to so many health problems dude

>gaming
>journalism

Also this is dad joke tier, the reactor hat and “facial hair” clearly show them as gentlemen. I would have preferred a monocle instead of fuzzy brows though.

fuck potheads

>grouping stoners and niggers
You're a dumb piece of shit. Label shit people as their own shit, retard.

Why does weed trigger incels on this board so much?

kek

Cry about it

Fucking BASED

Live in a society

>a smokestack designed to resemble the industrial revolution since its in Pokémon Britain
>Americans immediately think its a WEED MACHINE LOL
Jesus christ....

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Obsessed

underrated post

The writer is from Ontario. user you really are obsessed

>twn be a Pokemon version of "Mary Poppins" where chimneysweeps pop out of Galaran Weezing smokestacks and dance

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Keep crying incels, it's becomes more and more legal every year and theres nothing you can do about it.

KISS badger is the greatest evolution ever. Fight me.

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All junkies should be executed.

It's obviously a reference to the smokestacks at Birkenau

mad?

10/10

Hey that looks like a bong

that looks like a bong too

>No Motely Crue Sentret

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imagine a bong shaped like a dong haha

haha a dong bong

HAHA DUDES

WEED

>Game Freak reveals some mediocre designs
>Suddenly everyone completely forgets about everything prior and why this game is inevitably going to be shit
Literally like dangling a shiny pair of keys in front of a baby's face.

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Remember that kid who was girst in line for the Switch? This is him now.

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Chimneys are tubes attached to buildings, which are rectangular
Bongs are tubes attached to a sphere with another opening on a side, just like that shitty pokemon
it is a bong and pokeshills are NPCs, case closed

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Imagine c(u)mbrain but for weeds

But, it's clearly a bong. I mean it's set in Bongland.

We'll call it a "pothead"!

DUDE

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It looks much more like a nuclear reactor tower you dumbfuck

>Fans are going wild
This was the most offensive part

The porn is fantastic.

That was pretty goode...

I want to suck on her big black turd.

>Clickbait article just so you can correct the stupid fucking pleb gamers for not understanding British building structures.
I can promise you that's what it is.

OOGA BOOGA!

It's not even that, it's a reference to the fucking smog London had in the industrial age.

God I hate weed fags, they are retarded as fuck.

Guck stoners

I like it too, pretty neat concept.

ngl I want to live inside a pokegirl's butt!

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I don't think I've ever agreed with Yea Forums as much as I do in this thread, I fucking hate all these weedfags

Did they really censor gamer of all things?

see
He just like a good ol' Londoner Captain of Industry forcing his peon owner to inhale his smoke

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Bong as in a pom; a Brit.

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That's a British industrialist fuck these people are retarded.

This. If you showed me this without any context, my first reaction would be "a wheezing with a smoke stack on his head. Cool?" not "HUUURR LOOK!! WHEEZING IS NOW A BOOOONG LOLOLOLOL" like some kind of fucking retard.

I do declare/10

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Jesus christ, why are Americans so fucking self obsessed? Pathetic.

Oh shit

Read a book

I smoke weed every day I get home from work before I go to bed, but even I can clearly see that's not a fucking bong.

I thought they meant bong as in bonglander
THen I realize they meant bong as in DUDE WEED LMAO

Can we round up all weed smokers and just put them out of their misery?

if polygon didn't have monster factory it'd be the worst thing in existence

that looks more like a take on rich businessmen mokking everything up with their huge chimneys, hence the zylindrical shape of the "hats" and the mustaches. Please keep in mind 99,99% of all humans are pants on head retarded.

>chimneys are rectangular
Except the ones that aren't. Like old factory chimneys. Like the fact this pokemon is a reference to old English factory barons with big bushy mustaches and top hats.
Fucking dumb, furfag.

DUDE THEY PUT BONGS ON THE PINK FLOYD ANIMALS BUILDING

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This is our culture today everything is sex and drugs.

I smoke weed, such a shit drug really. Why this basic shit is illegal I have no idea. It's a sit on the couch, listen to music and eat fatty food drug. It's completely ridiculous it's illegal. Ask any faggot who says it should remain illegal if they have tried it and they will say no. People who actually try this extremely mundane drug will say it should be legal. Because it should.

Literally a Britbong

nice one

Are you a retard?
Nuclear reactor towers are broad and fat at the base, narrow up the middle, then expand at the top.
Smoke stacks are straight and cylindrical all the way through and often expand at the top like Weezing's hat.

It's a reference to the British industrial revolution not the fucking atomic age you simp

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HOOOOOOLY SHIT MY FELLOW REDDITORS HE LOOKS LIKE SUCH A DISTINGUISHED GENTLESIR
“WEEZING I CHOOSE YOU” MORE LIKE “MASTER WEEZING I SELECT THEE” AMIRITE
SO FUCKING MAJESTIC
LIKE A SIR

hearty kek

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>smoke weed every day for like a year
>decide i want to get a new job so I decide to stop smoking
>start getting headaches, stomach aches, insomnia, depression and anxiety
don't let ANYONE fucking tell you that there are no negative side effects to weed, withdrawals or not.

That looks fucking horrible.

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why do people do an weed when they could do meth or cocaine
why the fuck would you want to turn yourself into a drooling retard when you could turn yourself into a god of productivity

Stoners are worse than homosexuals basing their entire lifes and style around a single trait of theirs.

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if an american designed this then it would obviously be a bong reference, but I don't think japs even know what bongs are, the drugs laws over there are draconian and insane.

Don't care about the muh 420 meme. I'm catching that bastard and giving him the most pretentious British name I can think of.
Radcliff

Reddit also likes oxigen, maybe you should stop using it

>a literal britbong pokemon

I find it incredible how people managed to make an entire culture out of literally smoking one random plant that makes you slightly happy/groggy like it's some big fucking deal. I bet if weed had never been made ilegal nobody would give a flying fuck about it because then smoking it wouldn't look cool and edgy. Stoners like to pretend like this isn't the case, but even the way they try to refer to it in "cryptic" and indirect "you're in the know" ways is a dead giveaway of this absolute fucking retardation, e.g. r/trees.

If chewing gum had been made illegal for some reason, we'd also have an entire faggot "culture" around something so utterly trivial.

And you think they'd have the balls to do it? Weed is the safe way of pretending like you're an "edgy rebel" without actually having to engage with anything harmful.

Think of those 15 year old princesses that would love to say "I have a tatoo!" and then proceed to get a tiny little star tatooed on their foot. This is what being a stoner is basically like.

so a call back to the INDUSTRIAL age and zoomers go HUUURR DUUR BONG!

Gamefreak is so HIP and COOL. I’m definitely going to go back the duo pack of Pokémon Sword and Shield™!

>le weed makes you lazy
nah fag
smoking weed is fucken cool sorry

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>smokestacks are bongs now
Gaming journalism

>smoking weed is fucken cool sorry
For a 12 year old it definitely seems cool.

I legit thought the article was calling the weezing British.

what in the absolute fuck?

>someone wrote this

I thought britbonger was a strictly Yea Forums term

why the fuck are threads like this allowed on Yea Forums?

"If iTs nOt a BoNg WhY iS tHe sMoKe grEeN?"

>Pea soup fog (also known as a pea souper, black fog or killer fog) is a very thick and often yellowish, greenish or blackish fog caused by air pollution. Quite common in London during the Industrial Revolution.

People that think the stacks are bong pieces or nuclear reactors HAVE to be trolling. There's just no way they're this fucking dumb, right? Or is it a case of the zoomies?

nigger have you ever seen a nuclear reactor in your life?

>drugbrains
Pathetic.

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What's crazy is that even though I smoke every day, I didn't even make the bong connection. I just thought he looked like a fancy gent weezing

Well meme'd.

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“Journalism”

He doesn't know James Turner is the Art Director for SwSh