Play video games

COME BACK WHEN YOU HAVE A WARRANT!

>play dance central
>that one level with aggressive door bells in the background

>play vidya
>get the urge to shit after 10 minutes because you dared to relax

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>Live in flat on top floor
>Play video games late evening
>Door rings
>Pretend you're not in so you turn light off
>They see the light go off
>They climb up the tree outside your flat
>They shout "I know you're in there"
>Have to say hi and say sorry you were wearing headphones

>doorbell rings
>it's another drunk guy who wants me to call him a cab
>ignore him because this happens all the time around here

>Playing video games
>Door rings
>Get off my ass for the 1 minute it takes to check the peephole
>Go back to game if not important

Is checking your door that big of a deal

>Family is at home
>strangers never show up
>no one is home but me
>strangers start ringing/knocking at the door

>playing online

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>panic, because video games are a socially unacceptable hobby
>alt+tab to furry porn

>Don't play video games
>too addicted to 4chinks even though its 100% garbage
>Can't play video games

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>live on ground floor
>playing video games while fondling my balls absent mindedly in my underwear
>intercom rings, look from window
>some dude with phamplets wants to enter the condo and distribute his ads
>he looks up at me
>I look down at him smiling while scratching the folds of my asshole
>go back to play video game

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>loud knocking on the door
>Too scared to answer
>Dad texts me " has my delivery arrived?"

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There's a couple that lives next to me, they both aren't really good looking but their sex sounds hot as fuck, like really really fucking hot and they are doing it all the time. My living room is next to their bedroom and I fap to their sex sound all the time.

I instinctively know to scroll away or close these kind of images before I get spooked now.

>answering the door when you aren’t expecting anyone
No thanks, it’s either my grandparents making a “surprise” visit or the sweaty Greek guy asking if my extra room is for rent again.

This, online multiplayer was a mistake.
Imagine gaming if FIFA and CoD hadn't drawn in riajuu and zoomers

>video games are a socially unacceptable hobby
This hasn't been true for a literal decade

>sleeping
>wake up at 3am because I can distinctly smell something burning
>it's magically gone after 2 seconds
This has been happening all week. Am I dying?

What have you done with your life since 2009, user?

It could be possible. Go see a doctor

But user, my schizoohrenia tells me the doctor wants to kill me

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