AHHHHHHH!

out of touch with reality
living in a room throughout all their lives

so glad I killed this obnoxious dumb weeb bait early.
the fact that Yea Forums is the only place that tolerates this awful cringy VA only reassures me of having done the right thing.

calm down bernie I need your opinion on if I have a shot with Manuela

No, she's a stinky neet shut-in that we can relate to. Just imagine what her feet smell like.

I seriously hope that you guys never let Bernie die on any route.

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WE'RE FUCKING...

She's a shut in because of her dad being a dickhead not because she's some degenerate. If you want a dirty degenerate look no further than Manuela.

why she crying wtf who hurt her!~!!!!!!!!!11!1!

(You)

Strangling Bernie too long so she dies before the insertion!

I'm conflicted, bros. Bernadetta, Flayn or Lysithea? i also like Annette, damn.

What the fuck? Her post timeskip design is awful.

>she comes out of her room to lay flowers on your dad’s grave
I know a lot of us saw that death coming but holy shit this little detail hit really hard

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Flayn AND Lysithea

She is the biggest timeskip downgrade in the game, what are you talking about?

>I need to test a spell user
>I really want to become a mage instead so please help me
>Poof
>W-what happened
>Why do you look exactly like me
>Um user I'm sorry but it seems like I changed your appearance to look like me, in other words I accidentally transformed you
>I-I am so sorry
>I'-im so embarrassed

The entire chapter was fucking WHOLESOME
>sad music
>different stance while planning your weekend due to depression
>99% of students try to actively make you feel better even if they're shit at it
>other staff members try to help take on some of the burden
>little bit of backstory to give the fact that you cried a little extra OOMPH

Its like they actually cared about making the hub reflect what is going on in the story.

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When is shitendo ever going to learn what AA is?

Bernadetta, I know you feel bad about your performance in recent battles, but I have a plan for the battle of Grounder that will make you a shining star

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Face-wise? Yes. But look at her whole model. She's hot.

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And then comes Shittelgard going "STOP BEING SAD OVER YOU DAD GOD FAGGOT"

I am intrigued, continue.

I fucking hate weebs so much

That's it user sorry
Just imagine them holding hands

There's a reason her head is going to roll.

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Obsessed.

Even Claude helped with this plan, so you know it's safe.

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You're free to leave anytime, bud

God damn user, why you blueball me like that.

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Why are westcucks so pathetic?

And to start that fire, we have the perfect kindling.

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seething anime faggot

Lysi needs your cum to live.

More like "I can't help you mourn or get over your father's death and I won't pretend I can, but what I can do is help you move forward when you do".
Which is surprisingly mature and realistic of her. Slightly insensitive-sounding, yes, but realistic. Sometimes when one is in mourning, having outsiders giving condolences does the opposite of help, and Edelgard has enough self-awareness to realize emotional support ISN'T her forte.

Nice picture, bro. You get that off Twitter?

GET THE OUT HERE NOW

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have sex

>Claude is just kidding because it's a skirmish
>Edelgard actually does it

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Nice selfie. You just take that?

Stop replying to crossboarding newfags.

Why are normalfag so retarded?

Memes aside, Claude and Edelgard actually comes up with the same exact plans except Claude is too much of a coward to actually do it. It's only during his route does he actually commit to any of them.

>Try increasing my support level with Leonie
>"You've missed the opportunity to deepen this bond..."
>tfw
Whoa whoa, what do I do bros? Can I not save her?

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You took too long bro, you needed to support her before your dad kicked the bucket.

>play game
>intentionally kill Bernadetta in the first missions
>nobody give a shit about that woman

Feel good

So she's dead?

Fine maybe she fingers her(you) or something

You can still recruit her with lances + strenght.

This, I liked Edelgard's no-nonsense statement about getting back up because the world won't stop moving, just as much as I liked Annette and Mercedes baking shit for you to cheer you up. It's good that there's variety in the interactions

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>Why are normalfag so retarded?

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Still need a bit more text or an image to fully jack off user, still you made me aroused so I'll give you props.

Someone post the webm of her getting crit by the boar

Dilate

nm found it

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Why is she so precious berniebros?

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>I'm so sorry that this isn't reversible but
>do you really have...
>Oh my y-you do
>Mind if I try something out?

Steel weapons are so trash in this game.

>OH MY GOD WHY IS BERNS SO PRECIOUS Yea ForumsROOOOS?

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Weight

>I WANT TO ____ BERNADETTA S-SHE IS SO CUTE OMG BEST WAIFU OF BEST GAME EVA

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>Literally posting a picture of the average Yea Forums user as an insult
Newfags are retarded

Literally every fucking thread.

Don't you stop now user.

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i didn't know mangs/mekkah fans were in this thread

>You are twitching when I do that heh heh
>D-do you like that
>I have learned alot of good ways to do this from all of my alone time
>Let's try going up a bit
>Gropes tits

Let's talk about gameplay
All the archers in this game seem kind of bad but is she the least bad? Her unique passive is certainly the best. My Ashe couldn't keep up in strength, my Shamir got totally screwed in speed and defense despite how much I wanted to make her work, and I'm not touching Ignatz and his dumb fucking face. It's kinda funny how bows in general got mega buffed but all the stat blocks for the users are kinda shit. My Felix is as good of a bowman as my Bernie but Felix is too useful where he is.

>You really like that don't you?
>What about when I kiss them
>*A few days later*
>I need to show you something
>*Click*
>user I managed to get some shackles from the guards
>You know what that means
>Dont worry you will like it
>Rank S achieved

Felix is retardedly strong at anything he does. It's not fair to compare anyone else to him.

Big Bernie!

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You did good user.

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Because she's cute and funny and deserves to be loved.

Glad you enjoyed it

Welp....

uh oh Bernie had a growth spurt!

Bernie more like Bernie sanders

Bernie has a very cute tummy

Why is she in hyrule castle town