Foldsville

kys

It's a competent enough poker game and has enough unique dialogue that it's still my go-to for when I just want a poker game. Its character match-ups also aren't hogshit boring like Poker Night 2's were, whoever decided on that one's line-up should've been beaten senseless and then made to redo the list while keeping Sam.

Checkerino.

Based

tycho is the most cringe of the characters by far

Chippies, lil chippies

The thing that gets me is that Tycho is the most reserved player so almost invariably he's the last one to go down.

Check'em.

>off by one

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>implying Yea Forums is smart enough for cards

>if Poker Night 3 ever got made today it would have shit like Rick & Morty and other reddit-tier "xD nerd" shit in it

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I miss him bros

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Rick would unironically be a good addition to a sequel.

Poker Night 1 was Telltale's swan-song.

>baldsville

ah fuck I didn't see that, I responded from the catalog

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what would be your dream poker lineup

How would you make poker night 3, Yea Forums?

47, Carl Brutananadilewski, Guybrush, the Engineer

Sans
Baby
Baldi
Johnny Gat

Are what we'd probably get nowadays

>Engineer or Spy
>Homestar or Bubs
>Sam
>Carl (ATHF)

youtube.com/watch?v=Wgl7w2dETxQ

>character buys in with an item
>they keep fucking folding

Different games to play other than texas hold 'em. Blackjack, Gin, etc.

TONIGHT'S STAKES WILL BE TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS
TONIGHT'S STAKES WILL BE TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS
TONIGHT'S STAKES WILL BE TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS
TONIGHT'S STAKES WILL BE
TONIGHT'S STAKES
TONIGHT'S STAKES
TONIGHT'S STAKES
TONIGHT'S
TONI-
TONI-
TONI-
TONI-
TONIGHT'S STAKES WILL BE TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS

Minecraft Steve
Momma Bosco
One of the terrorists in CSGO
Samurai Jack

Like 2 was any better with GLaDOS and fucking Claptrap.

Dayum G, look at all dat cheddah

I fold

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>claptrap starts going b-b-b-b-b or playing pseudo-dubstep
can i just play the next hand please

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you apologize for posting the retarded frog instead

No

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APUSSYSAYSWHAT*ahem*
Fold

can't you play some Zeppelin or somethin

floptrap

Home.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>a pussy says what
>
>fold

I check

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if they put the janitor from baldi's basics in any poker night game i'd buy it

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gordon freeman
chell
pyro

and Claude from GTA3

blissful silence except the occasional "mmmrph"

29pbp

Brock sucked the hardest at poker in of those games

haha i'm so fucking in debt

no that was tftb

I don't understand cards

big cards good

tycho really fucking brings down the game with his cringe ass shit lines

2-3 extra unlockable characters that can appear at the table, each with unique dialogue and conversations with other characters to encourage you to play more and try more combinations of players at the table
>Engineer
>Wallace Wells
>Karkat Vantas
>Jet Black
Unlockables could include
>Monika (drag her character file into a folder in the game's directory to unlock)
>Lechuck
Host: Zapp Brannigan
Bartender: Ford Crueller

I have a pig like appearance.

Pigsville.

Baldspig.

>Phoenix Wright, preferably pre-AJ
>Mike Stoklasa
>Duke Nukem
>I like idea of Monika

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christ, i'm seeing reddit history in the making. put me in the screecap bros!

At least he gave us a cool ass Pac-Man watch in TF2.

Baldspost.

Baldscringe.

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Go be bald somewhere else, Jerry

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I mean the game is never happening anyway, but LeChuck's voice actor retired so he's out.

Yeah I know. I'm just having a bit of fun with some what-ifs. I wonder if the idea will ever be revived by another company now that telltale's dead though.