Dark Messiah

>who might also be your sister, technically.
What?

broken melee hitboxes so combat becomes a chore or kicking contest
magic that becomes fun as soon as you cheat skill points to get mana regen and some fun spells
don't even bother with archery

Orc kicker simulator is genuinely fun.
Spiders are fucking spooky if you already dislike spiders.
There are some titties if you're a good boy.

I've forgotten the names, so this might be confusing. Basically, the same succubus that ends up in your head here, she shows up in other Might and Magic games, and her parents are referenced. Well, her dad is the same demon lord guy who is your dad, and her mom is a human queen who was his lover until he killed her and converted her soul into a demon. If you'll remember, your mother was also a human queen who was his lover until she was killed. This means that your waifu is either your half-sister or your full blown sister (from after your mom got succ'd of course.)

Nice

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fun as fuck

He's thinking about that dumb mage slut nobody picks.

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She doesn't show her tits, the prude bitch.
I roast her every time in the spider pit.

Was it ever implied that your mother was a queen?
The game never gave a single shit about her mother, they only talked about the father.
Half-sister is probably the safest bet, but i don't think Succubus gave any shit about it.

Fun as fuck and short as fuck
Prepare to kick the shit out of everything

>that upwards throw that comes right back down
Gets me every fucking time. I wonder how many recordings that took.

You have to read the lore spaced throughout the game, reference is made to a queen who was rumored to have been sleeping with demons and impregnated by one. She's said to have been executed. Now you, are raised in some mysterious wizard's tower with no idea of or connection to your parents. It's a connect the dots thing, why are they referencing this queen? Who could her lover have been? Did they really manage to kill the baby too? I mean, you're playing a mysterious half-demon, it should be pretty clear what they're doing.

I was gonna replay Dark Messiah anyway, where are these references? At this point i'm gonna trun my sneak boi run into an detective one at this point.

Early game dialog and tips iirc.

You have played Arkane's magnum opus, right, Yea Forums?

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Why yes since this is my webm

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Does it have succubi?

Very fun but it crashes a lot on PC.

much better

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Sold, brb buying Arx

>What am I in for?
One of the best damned games ever.

The spiiider artifact.

>Demon Dad promises to share world conquest with you if you free him
>he actually does
>Succubus sister claims to want the best for you and that you should totally trust her
>it's actually the truth
This was great.

Xana is Isabel's daughter?

That I remember, yes. Wish I could remember which game you hear about her parents in.

It makes it an actual choice too, though judging by what your dad says, you get to keep her as your lover even if you stay loyal.

Great kicking-stabbing simulator, but only for about half of the game. Can be safely dropped at the level where you have to find 4 items in a green undead cave. Later levels are unfinished and awful, which was typical for older games.

The only thing I disliked was how Kha-Beleth treats her like shit if you side with him. Especially if she's his daughter. So what if she tries to tempt Sareth into usurping the throne? She's a fucking succubus, it's her nature.

The shanTIRI crystal

>tfw literal demonspawn has a more wholesome family than you

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>Later levels are unfinished and awful
Zoom zoom

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Wiki lists her as a formerly mortal daughter of a Seven Cities wizard.

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Not that user, but I gotta say the final boss was disappointing. After a whole game of being a tricky asshole, and using the environment to my advantage.
The final fight is just a 1v1 with a bone dragon, no way to drop stuff on its head, or really use the area. Behind hiding in the rafters to plink at it with a bow.

Well he's not a nice guy, at all. You're pretty much the only person he's willing to truly reward or be kind to, and that's probably entirely because of how grateful he is for permanently getting out of hell and not wanting a backstabber.

Why would anyone go with the shrew instead of the succ? It feels like the devs made her as unlikeable as possible.

>No controller support
>Likes to crash a lot
I hope the game gets a remastered rerelease desu.

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They did it as a 'Fuck You' to moralfaggots who always choose the obvious good side.

the highest tier of weapons does cleave through the end game enemies, if you're looking for a gameplay related reason to not go with the succ

Fun, a lot of it.

The Steam release has the nerfed kick right? How do I unerf it?

Dark Messiah is like Dark Souls but first person and pretty bad 2bh, really didn't age that well. Very janky and clunky, and graphics are whatever.

>t.

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Wait, the kick was nerfed for the steam version?
But it was crazy when I played.

>No controller support
And that's a good thing, what kind of sub-human would play this with a controller?

>Likes to crash a lot
Works on my machine.
But updating it to source 2 would not hurt.

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Your opinion is irrelevant, old man

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Git gud.

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zoomy zoom clean your room

Not having multiple options for how you want to play the game is a bad thing, you elitist retard.

sTRANGER MUST DIE

Some options make no sense.
This is such a case.

Sequel when?

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A game so good that even the neutered 360 version gives you a fun time.

>kick and slash guy until he falls down
>execute heavy sword strike on his body thats supposed to execute him
>except it doesnt do shit and he immediately gets back up
>walk backwards so i can kite him near some instadeath trap
TEN OUT OF TEN MOST UNDERRATED RPG EVER

Play it on PC so when it crashes a bunch on the level where you find the spider gems you can fix it. Couldn't believe how many tries it took on 360 to just have the spider statue accept all 3 gems

Zoomer spotted.

Next time don't fall for the artificial difficulty meme and play on normal or hard, not hardcore.

If you want to play the game as a walking Monty Python character then play on normal/easy. Otherwise play on hard.

>Wanting to play a game with a controller that is made for gaming doesn't make sense
The absolute state of Yea Forums

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Controllers are not made for first person gaming.

>FP game
>Controller
Based retard.

>RPG
But it's not.

Carpal tunnel

You're not in a Dune 2 thread, mate.

>T-There is only one way you should play a FPS and that's with a keyboard and mouse because I say so
Of course Yea Forums is full of elitist retards like you.

Get bent, jobber

Elitism is necessary to facilitate a good level of discourse.

>I-I should be able to put nails in with a wrench!
And Yea Forums is also full of morons like you.

Some tools are designed to do a specific job. Controllers were designed for 3rd person games, and have evolved from there with that base design element still at their core. Mouse is better for first person games.

>REEEEEEE why doesn't super mario have steering wheel support
This is you, get help.

>I heard there are sorceress titties.
No, motherfucker, do not fall to temptation. Stay with your pure demon waifu.

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There's literally nothing wrong with gatekeeping

>Claims to be a fan of Dark Messiah
>Hasn't played the granddaddy of ARPGs
Explain yourself.

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>granddaddy of ARPGs
But I did play Wolfenstein 3D.

>elitist
abloo bloo

but I did play dark souls

It's pretty good, you'll probably get a kick out of it

>granddaddy of ARPGs
>not King's Field
embarrassing

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ouch, that looks like quite the fall
he ok?

I'm actually confused. Is this thing... alive?