GOING HOME

christ this is such a shitshow

the lag is unbearable

everyone is freezing

holy fucking shit no way is blizzard ready for this launch

Stop posting that insanely ugly goblin fuck

cope

>have 2008 laptop
>private server clients run fine
>run wow classic launcher
>runs like dogshit
>change it to lowest settings
>runs like dogshit
Yeeeeah, that's gonna be a yikes from me.

so this is the power of 15 years in hardware advances for servers

AVOID THE PVP REALM

AVOID THE PVP REALM

MAX LEVEL IS ONLY 15

ASMONSHITS BROKE THE SERVER

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> want to make dwarf warrior alt because balled beard and dwarfs are cool
> armor in humans looks way better specially T3 which I will never get
Help!

>He actually paid $15 for this garbage

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subbing the month it releases is mainly to reserve names

>Cant even Q for the pvp server anymore
wow

>Launch is going to be an absolute shitshow.
It's gonna be WoD all over again. The servers will be slammed with so many people trying to get in, the first week or so of the launch will be complete madness, and all because Blizzard didn't wanna get a few extra servers or whatnot

>only 8 servers

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this is fucking ridiculous even if a server can handle 20k people over multiple layers that's still nowhere near enough

literally millions will try to log in at launch

This is the entire point of the stress test numbnut!
Now they know that they have to double the capacity on launch day.

>literally millions will try to log in at launch
>this is what classicucks ACTUALLY believe

> resub because retarded
> try retail
> mage, paladín and warrior were extremely boring
> even dk at 60 had no buttons to press
How did we go from classic/bc to this

The memes were true

kill me

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Not that guy, but there will unironically be a rush of new people wanting to try Classic out. That and everyone with an active sub gets in on it too, so you know that a lot of people from there will jump on it too

INV TO THE REDDIT LAYER
INV TO THE REDDIT LAYER
INV TO THE REDDIT LAYER
INV TO THE REDDIT LAYER

I was one of these Classic spammers a few months back, but after the closed beta I don't really ever want to touch it again.

The nostalgia was better than the game lads. We can't go home because it never existed.

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I hate this fag so fucking much

cope

>guys I can't wait for the 28th when World of Asmongold finally releases
le pogfrog pepelaugh pepelaugh xDDD
xDDD

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we're actually going home

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HE SAID MY NAME OMG OMG OMG HE SAID MY NAME INV TO THE ARMAN LAYER PLIS INV INV

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>Squeenix somehow keeps XIV pretty stable through launch despite higher than expected preorders and DDOS attacks
>10 years later Blizzard's servers still implode every time they release anything WoW related
Man sometimes I wonder just how much of a mess WoW is behind the scenes, there's no way they still don't see this coming every time it happejs but they never seem to do anything to mitigate the issue

>Retailfags still SEETHING

This is why you reserve names now and log in in september

happens*

INV INV INV INV ASMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LAYEEEEEEER AAAAAAAAA PPLPLPLPLFFFFRRTTTTTTTTTTTT PLPLPLPP BRAAAAAAAAP

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Orc or UD warlock? I'm planning on playing on the rppvp server.

Why is Yea Forums so obsessed with this chimpass looking crackhead?

Not a retail fag, seriously asmongold needs to fuck off. If any streamer is going to ruin this it should be sodapoppin since he helped make that Nostalrius petition that went unbelievably viral, which lead to an official classic announcement

HOME

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Ah server 7, instance 11, phase 4, shard 9, asmon layer, home.

>A few thousand tranny ERPers logging in vs. 10x the amount on WoW

Gee I wonder why Squeenix has it easy?

I hate zoomers so fucking much.

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anyone else hoping for pantheon to turn out well?

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We legitimately cannot play the game because of this disgusting fuck, we don't have a choice

10k queue
16 min estimation
soon...

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Just don't play on the PvE server he's rolling on you stupid cocksucker.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ENJOY YOUR FUCKING WORLD OF REDDITCRAFT AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

im in bros, home at last

INV TO THE LAYER PLS PLS INV INV INV I DONATE

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>15 years old game is the fourth most watched game on Twitch and it's just an stress test

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>private server vanilla
>50+ fps
>"Classic™" vanilla
>3fps in the main menu
makes me think, also into the trash it goes

so basically what vanilla was like at launch

>hahaha guys look at us all gathering in a virtual space jumping and acting all silly! isn't this epic?! xD

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based dont forget to donate your allowance to [streamer] so he can say your name on stream

Difference is their laat two expansion launches WERE fucking messes but they seemed to actually learn what not to do

>Layers will go away at launch

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Get help for your mental problems retailshitters.

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hes on the pvp realm.
And I've already been waiting in que for over 15 fucking minutes attempting to switch to the pve realm

>sharding and layering
>still can't stop the servers from sharting
What's the point them? We neither get the authentic experience, nor do we get expdiated access to the server. It's lose/lose, if we're gonna wait and lag anyway at least remove sharding/layering.

>haven't played retail since the pandas
>started on Nostalrius before sodapoppin made it famous
>yet im the seething retailfaggot
camping asmongold irl when?

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I don't even play your garbo MMO. I don't play MMO at all

>all the twitch redditors go play classic
>bfa community improves
retailchads win again

>I hate having a 15 minute que
>Just give me a 1 hour que
The fuck user

AHEM
FUCK GREENERS
FUCK GREENER SYMPATHIZERS TOO

ALL CAPS
>ALL CAPS
ALL CAPS
>ALL CAPS

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seething zoomer

Finally made it into the pve realm, MUCH better.
Now i'm /home/

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BOOMZOOMFLOOMGROOMDOOMVROOM BTFO

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20 days. Can hardly wait guys

Remember to thank /ourguy/ Tips for getting us official vanilla servers

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>a bunch of autistic Slavs running a bootleg server out of a shed working on a budget of cigarette butts and rat carcasses made a more stable server that handled equal amounts of stress without having to resort to sharding

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muh frog niggers.
No what we really need is more servers and for faggots to spread to them.

FOR THE DARK LADY

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>make more servers that will be dead after 1 month
dumbf*ck

everyone still in queue?

youtube.com/watch?v=bz6P0S-J45M&feature=youtu.be

WE'RE GOING HOME BROS

This whole thing has a half life of about six months. Once zoomers realize that the community is nothing like it was back then and that every mystery is solved, they'll shitcan it and go back to Fortnite. This is one of the times when you really, REALLY had to be there.

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nigger you have to have numbers to match the pop.

INV TO ASMON LAIR

no one wants you faggots around anyway

Cope harder, tranny

>playing an old version of a game with less content just for nostalgia
Imagine actually looking forward to this.

The real big brain idea is to roll horde on his server so you can make a raid to grief him.

As long as that withered fuck stays off the RP-PVP server I couldn't care less.

THIS MAN HAS TOO MUCH POWER

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zoomers are fucking retarded

I wish Blizz would just ban Asmon and be done with it.

STREAMER DID THING OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

Avoidstreamers.com

he said my name

Yeah, I just hope classic can hold my interest until someone makes a decent MMO honestly

It’s a stress test for a reason retard

Sodapoppin>Asmonshit
reminder that none of you faggots would be playing official classic if it wasn't for Nostalrius

I have been waiting since Wrath ended, don't count on it.

seriously? what the fuck are they thinking

>only 8 servers
>thinking you can avoid cancer
good luck with that

hey guess what fuck both fagggots

>"Dude! We NEED layering so they can avoid the huge queue times on launch, bro! Remember the server instability back when vanilla was first released?"

THERE ARE LITERALLY QUEUE TIMES RIGHT FUCKING NOW

I THOUGHT LAYERING WAS SUPPOSED TO GET RID OF THIS HSIT NKJSANFKADNHFKJHDSAKJFSHA KJDFAUFCK NIGGERS NIGGERS

Shouldn't have skipped pandaland

>Avoidstreamers.com
Who made this?
absolutely based and redpilled

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>stress test

Who the fuck bought this? You don't need players to test the servers you can ping them yourself.

Thanks for funding BFA, classicucks

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literally everything is instanced in xiv, then again so is everything on retail. priv server chads rise up.

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Wanna know how I know you didn’t play on nost

>Sodapoppin>Asmonshit
kys for even thinking making comparison between the two matters

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Layering is there to ease the initial rush. They still need player caps for servers to avoid having like 10k people in a world designed for 2k at most.
How the fuck can people be bitching about queues in a stress test anyways?

uuuhh... it's called lady of color, biggot!

>join the pvp realm because it was the only one on the list when i started up the game
>asmondshitters spamming the chat over and over

fuck this shit i'm waiting for the queue on the normal realm

There is no other game coming out that will be as good as classic for a long time.
Maybe some story driven game with nice action, more like a movie than a game (last of us etc.) OR New elders scrolls if it turns out to be like skyrim.
Most new games will be loot box battle royales. Or hack and slash games for anime faggots

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Wanna know how I know you're a literal retard?

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all streamers should be blacklisted from MMO's

>all servers are locked

kek they can't even handle the stress test how the fuck are they going to handle launch

Cross realm = sharding = layring will stay there forever. Wanted to have good pvp action when world dragons are released? Nuh uh let's put crossrealm back on so pve faggots can spam frostbolt in peace.

It's fucking dead you hear me? DEAD.

If the servers are still a mess with sharding why they don't just remove it?

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Are you retarded? Millions of people logged into the servers of that BioWare shitshow called Anthem on launch day.

A million would easily be achieved by something with a much more recognizable brand name and history and arguably more popular developer. I think you underestimate humanity’s total population. A million is not that much in comparison.

>ame coming out that will be as good as classic for a long time.
>Maybe some story driven game with nice action, more like a
>LIKE SKYRIM
FUCK FROG NIGGERS HANG ALL FROG AND WOJAK NIGGERS ENOUGH IS ENOUGH MD5 FILTER THEM ALL

Hear a great idea, instead they just cap the servers to the original pop and split the hardware accordingly, not layering needed, crazy right?

Server 3
Layer 16
Shard 8
Asmon Raid 4
Backup Healer 18

Home...

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Hey zoomies, you seething?

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6 MILLION PEOPLE TRYING TO LOGIN RIGHT NOW

This shouldn't need to be explained in every thread. A stress test is to get an estimate of how many people will be logging in on the 28th. It's purpose is to save blizzard money, not improve your launch experience.

any info on the server cap?

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OY VEY

You can hate streamers all you want, but Sodapoppin is pretty based on how he did not want to stream and went incognito for classic.

Yea, he's pretty based. He even said my name on stream once

server cap is meaningless since each server will have multiple layers

but given they will have a very small number of servers each one will probably hold tens of thousands of players over multiple layers

cuz he got shit on for wanting a BL for ppl who camp cucks like him

Huh, you know that’s nice and all, but while they fix the servers you guys could play a real mmo...

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>10 years later Blizzard's servers still implode every time they release anything WoW related
Legion and BFA were flawless. Legion particularly was great, as you could be logged in when it "launched" and the quest will pop up (in waves).

I like 14 and I play it even subbed now. But its a online game like modern wow.

>no rp-pvp servers at launch
Just because it wasn't at launch doesn't mean it should be delayed...

Hello mr. outdated news.

Good.

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This is true, but you can at least avoid the high profile ones that will actually have weight on a server. Some streamers are less damning to a server than asmong. Especially since most streamers will want to be on the same server

>8
rp pvp is habbenin

Got a boner from that female ponytail. It's been a while, shame that the game is shit and ruined.

seek sex help

he's popular, gets given hundreds of thousands of dollars to sit and play a video game and bangs a girl way out of his league.

shes not out his league shes a whore and hes has the required money to use her.

Half of the retards in this thread don;t understand what a stress test is for. Fucking the server up is the whole point, I don;t know why people get excited for them.

Yes? My cock works fine I don't need help.

>only one rp-pvp server
Tough luck, streamers are guaranteed to roll there.

>4
was talking about your mind kek fucken retard

>8
where you been this is Yea Forums is full of retarded wojak and pepepe poo faggots

Comfy going home anons, how do I join the launch? Do I have to buy the game and game time? I have the base game and Legion from when I played retail.

Nothing wrong with that either. I'm healthy, strong and virile man.

No you don't. The solution is literally never "oh let's just add a dozen more servers", it fails everytime and leaves you with a dead game. The solution is to actually SPEND FUCKIN MONEY and get servers with high capacity so that when droves of people leave, like they do every mmo after 1 month, that the servers that exist are still heavily populated

just sub

Just game time, launch is the 26th in North America

>n a world designed for 2k at most.
Imagine being so retarded that you think the entirety of the games world should only support 2k people at a time

Because nobody even bothered playing them.

streaming is literally out of character. orbiters will get banned.

the world resource distribution is designed for 2.5k players tard.

>also into the trash it goes
your computer?

> we
I’m playing just fine, you don’t have to participate in asmon raids or follow the train to have fun user

>tfw random mage trades me a full stack of water
I like this game

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Is it still possible to get beta access?

You are going to be surrounded by his retards, good luck with that.

you lucky cunt we wont get to play untill 18 days curse you op

ffxiv cant even break 1mio subs while bfa had over 3 million copies sold on day 1 lmao

Everyone can play right now if you have a sub

idk if there is a fucking beta just a stress test user

The pre launch is a fully public stress test, all you need is game time

I am not saying that you dumb cunt. You need servers by pop basis>1
pay up rn but you get to play for like 24 h thats it

oh fug thanks anons

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Any comfy non zoomer streams?

>by the time nost was at its peak around 11-12k euro/chink times the server was so lagged out and unstable that there was literally 800ms delay on every action and the draw distance was 20 yards at most
>when northdale came out with 13k people on launch the dynamic respawns were so ridiculous that everything was instant and it still wasnt good enough to satisfy demand
>meanwhile on classic stress test you cant even choose what server it gives you access to and each of them have the population cap + 10-15k in queue

based

>left
soul
>right
soulless

That's why blizzard has been refusing for years to release sub numbers?

Also you and tranny fantasy can go eat a dick.

>unironically pretending that SE isn't stuck in the 90s when it comes to server infrastructure
At least B.net doesn't require me to purchase a VPN to download patches and to purchase a service like mudfish if I want the game to be actually playable. If you want to play FFXIV hardcore you need to pay over $50 a month, and that isn't including cash shop bullshit either. I'm not even geographically located far away from the servers either. In fact, I have a much better connection to private servers hosted in fucking Hungary. SE is absolute garbage.

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i didnt talk about wow sub numbers. l2read

and nobody gives a shit about the resources, they care more about having a server packed to the fucking brim. oh no, how can i do muh economy if there arent enough herbs for more than 2k players reee

mudfish is only $3 for 5 years for FFXIV though

>Naming yourself Sneed
Have you ever wondered that maybe you are part of the problem

Where the hell do you live? In the middle of a forest?

a 15 year old game not being able to handle it

Who saw that coming?

>Have you ever wondered that maybe you are part of the problem
4u

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Daily reminder to play horde to avoid the mass exodus of blood elf players rolling night elf and human

>not playing dwarf priest or human warrior
cuck

If you knew shit about dick, you’d know that this isn’t the 2004 client.

It's not like this on the Horde side PVP server. They layering is really bad I've seen maybe 30 people in Durotar and 10 in Mulgore.

all polls so far have 54-46 for horde

blood elfs will just roll undead

*tink tink tink*
*ahem*
Okay ladies and gentleman, may I have your attention, please.
I'd just like to say a few words...
INV TO ASMON LAYER
INV TO ASMON LAYER
INV TO ASMON LAYER
POGGERS

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What class and role should I, a girl, play?

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Why, hello there my dear wife.
You should always play as a little cute healer, like the cute girl you are, of course.

>paying $15/mo for 15 year old content

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>pay $15 a month
to pretend you have friends for a few hours a day
to make yourself important to someone else

do you know what it's like being housebound from anxiety

ABANDON YOUR SUBS

water? he should've been trading mount creatures

I have a job, so no
Who do you leech from to pay for that sub?

Take some l-theanine user

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INVITE TO ASMON LAYER PLEASE INV TO ASMON LAYER

>paying 20 USD to shitpost on a tibetan throat singing webforum

It's actually only 2 serv for EU retards

INV ASSMONGOLOID LAYER

there are 4 eu beta servers

>trusting a chinese executive who does a million things a day and probably has no idea what a server is

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is pvp-rp confirmed?

Reminder that Asmongold will get a binding to drop his first MC clear.
Consider:
It will be one of the few MC streams that get attention - Asmon's first MC clear! Others will stream their runs but it won't get views like this one.
Someone at blizzard will think "hey i know what would REALLY get these faggots hyped up"
A binding will drop, Asmongold will perform 10 minutes of "epic reaction faces", the twitch chat will go crazy, zoomers will pass clips around, reddit will eat it up and post several variations of "My take on why classic was needed: this video is all the proof you need!", "Check out the genuine reaction from Asmongold. We're home, reddit!" etc etc.
And it fits 100% with their marketing strategy for classic, which is pure "influencer".

Tell me this doesn't make complete sense.

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INV REDDIT LAYER

eu.forums.blizzard.com/en/wow/t/announcing-rp-pvp-in-wow-classic/67502/1

>Expect watching streamers staring at the log in screen for the first 48 hours
It’s 2019 m8, streamers get to bump the queue

>tfw you got not invited to asmon layer

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female goblin tinker

please stop making me sad

/ourguy/ is live.

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24/7 active Yea Forums chat
come join fags
discord.gg/x7wraYh

~d

EARNING CALLS CONFIRMED 100 MILLION SIGNED IN TO CLASSIC WOW OVER THE COURSE OF BETA AND STRESS TESTS

WOW IS BACK BABY

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he in jail yet?

>playing PvP servers
>When Felwood is unplayable on private servers because it contains demonic runes and world buffs
>literally denying yourself content because of E-penis

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>playing WoW
>giving money to Blizzard
You guys never learn, do you?

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It's confirmed, cya there user

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>this desperate to recapture his memories

cope, this game will be dead in no time flat

C O P E

CLASSIC WOW SAVING MMOS AFTER RUINING THEM. WE HAVE COME FULL CIRCLE.

Who? That's not MadSeasonShow.

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Well that's random.

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>it's been like 15 minutes and the servers are still down
reeeeeeee I need to get to level 10

worldofwarcraft.com/en-us/news/23090134/wow-classic-primer-for-new-players

Wow, this sounds like a really fun MMORPG! Look at all those RPG and social elements!

so waht do I do
just download WoW and resub?

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Do nothing you dumb fuck. It's a stress test. You won't have any fun with this, you won't keep anything, you'll just log into the starting zone, nothing will work and that's about it.

nah it works close to perfectly, and it is fun