The thinking’s men dilema

You know virtually every genius in history was a gigantic pervert, right?

I want to impregnate Camilla.

>Source: broooo just hear me out
Tesla would like to have a word with tou

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Post faces.
Right now I will pick left unless right has a nice upper body.

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Why isn't left wearing underwear

Why not both?

Real men have sex and don't play video games.

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Just look, Lyndis and Camille

>you will never be a shota preyed on by thighs of this caliber
end it all now

>Thinking men
>waifufags
You can't have both at once.
Waifufags are basically the furries of anime, no one likes them, no one wants them around, they ruin every discussion they show up to, and you can't talk about any game that they get their smegma covered fingers on because they'll drown out any actual discussion with lewd dumps and occasional posts telling each other about how hard they are right now because they're a bunch of literal lonely faggots.

I hate that you retards play Fire Emblem now, none of you have even fucking touched FE7 and probably wouldn't even know who Lyn is if it wasn't for that stupid waifu gacha game or people saying she should be in smash.

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>dilema

panties impede movement. They are not practical to wear in combat

The thinking man doesn't have this dilemma since he's too busy pounding tight little cunny.

Right is pleasing to look at but left is really hot to think about.
I cant decide.

Why not both at the same time?

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>loyal, independent, tribeswoman, undoubtedly unshaven pubes, goes commando, is loving and devoted
>loyal, dependent to a fault, upper-class, grooms fastidiously, clearly shaves fully, is a little too loving and devoted
I'll take the plainswoman, but it's all down to taste.

Lyn as better hair.
But I like axes over swords.
What if Camille has lyn hair. Then it would be perfect.

/thread

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gamer thread

Look at this dude, lmao

GUYS
I Have a boner ;3
That picture in the OP made me want to jerk off to VIDEOGAMES haha
Good games thread guys, now lets talk about how we would play with our penises if they were a videogame. Like, what kinda videogame genre would your stroke method be haha?

When you have an orgasm do you imagine being the guy on top or the bottom? I mean, when you have an orgasm in a videogame do you imagine being the guy on the top or the bottom haha.

God I love Fire Emblem so much...
MOMMY MILKIES MOMMY MILKIES
Do you guys think Lyn's armpits taste nice?
I fucking love these games so much, I play Heroes every day, read doujins about my favourite units every night, and talk to you nice fellas about how our penises are doing after a long day of being a hardcore Fire Emblem fan and jerking off to every unit I like at least once.

Please, tell me some stories about how Fire Emblem has helped you achieve an erection and what you then proceeded to do with it.

Pic related is my MOMMY btw, she is CUTE! CUTE! I WANT TO FUCK THAT MOMMY!

Haha, I'm such a weeb, MOMMY MILKIES! MUH WAIFU! God I'm so horny and lonely xD Did I tell you guys about how I have a boner and am playing with it because of the nice images of sexy anime ladies that kinda look like they're from a game in this thread?

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Good lord

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Lyn's hot but psycho sister mommy gf will literally do anything for you

Camilla probably has a massive purple bush
So I pick Camilla

>he doesn't know about the regular orgies Benjamin Franklin would attend while living in Paris as the French ambassador

THIS
This user gets it, like him I also get an erection because of this game, play with it, and then tell other men about it.
He is a scholar and a gentleman, a true patrician, dare I say based and redpilled, because when his penis gets hard it gets hard because of things that also make my own penis hard.

I tip my hat and my boner to you good sir, may we masturbate together again in the near future.
To Videogames!

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The incel Cammy shitposter
The Lyndis chad-pick

Listen, I get that you're new and upset, but calm down. There's plenty of wojak variation posting going on in another thread, I'm sure of it. You can just go there for your super on topic 500th shitflinging repeat "xfags still coping" tier garbage of the month. Enjoy. Let the big boys who hit puberty enjoy their boobies.

whichever one has the smallest bladder

>Let the big boys who hit puberty enjoy their boobies.
THIS
This thread is for ADULTS ONLY
Newfag children GET OUT!!
You have to be MATURE to understand why a game like Fire Emblem is so grate, underage teens would never understand what its like to masturbate to anime girls. Only mature grown men like us can appreciate sophisticated hobbies like pondering over the potential cocktail of flavours one might indulge in if Camilla were to put her toes in our mouths.

If you want to shitpost just go to a non-vidya thread, we're trying to have a nice discussion about what we want to do with our penises together. If you don't want to talk about videogames just get out, otherwise start playing with your penis and tell us about it like an actual Fire Emblem fan.

youtu.be/omnyhrRcaB0

Yes.

Lyn is underage so she wins by default.

Look, you tried to force your meme, and it failed. It's time to more on.

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Okay, you had your chance dude.
Either start talking about your boner or get out, there are plenty of kid threads where you can talk about watching cartoons or playing kid games. This thread is for mature men to discuss the refined hobby of masturbating to off model fan art and describing our jerk off sesh to each other while we do it.

axes are shit
Lyn has a really big ponytail
the choice is simple

Prairie faggots are to dumb to accurately count birth date so her actual age is disputed.

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>dilema
the gamer's dilemma

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Why are you like this, user? Just hide the thread instead of having an autism fit.

Today, I will remind them.

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This guy gets it.
If you don't want to talk about masturbating or anime tits all day every day forever and ever and nothing else then GET OUT!

Go back to RTumblr or the rest of the internet, Yea Forums is the ONLY place where we talk spend literally ALL DAY talking to each other about porn, jerking off, and entry level politics. You LITERALLY can't do any of that anywhere else on the internet, so STOP TRYING TO TAKE THAT AWAY FROM US!

Do you think you could just go to Twitter or Reddit or Facebook or Tumblr or whatever and just talk to random people about porn or tell them about things you've assumed about politics from a surface level understanding and some headlines from online articles?

Yeah im gonna need a link to tge full pic

The REAL thinking man's dilema

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Lilith on my dick, Morrigan on my face

>image has shota kneeling with milk on his lips next to an oneesan like this
>"milked"
I can't find it, anyone have?

Time to get banned again for posting in offtopic/garbage thread

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this but unironically, fuck GAMERS

Because I fucking love Fire Emblem, even though Shadow Dragon, Awakening and Fates all kinda sucked. But Awakening garnered a huge fanbase of obnoxious weebs that can't talk about fucking anything but jerking off and I haven't been able to have a nice thread about these games on Yea Forums for about 7 years because somehow you fucking faggots haven't gotten tired of telling each other about how your boners are doing every day even though you've done it at least 2,555 times.

Why are YOU like this? Why do you fucking retards go to Yea Forums to make/post in threads about videogames, just to post lewd fan art?
Does it really make your day better getting pinged for replies like "HNNNNNNGH" or "MUH DICK", or how about "God I want to lick her armpits so bad" or "ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR WHY CAN'T I DIE BEING CRUSHED BETWEEN HER THIGHS!" or "MOMMY GIVE ME MILKIES!"
Every fucking day, for over 7 years, not a single good fucking Fire Emblem thread because there are thousands of brain dead faggot weebs jerking off together.

You assholes are literally the furries of anime and I don't know why waifufags haven't been told to fuck off in exactly the same way as furries were.

You can't fucking talk about anything once waifufags show up, you retards are literal community kryptonite. You chase everyone interesting away and attract more braindead faggots like yourselves that can't talk about anything aside from wanting to play with their penis like a bunch of hobbyless assholes.

If I wanted to hear about people wanting to jerk off or put their penis in something I'd get a fucking job again and talk to my normalfag co-workers since much like you faggots they have no fucking hobbies either and have nothing interesting to say.

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Right is trying to attract you, the panties mean she has something to hide. Left is pure, she's probably just wearing that for comfort.
Right in left's outfit but with right's color scheme.

>Wincest
Right of course

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>mfw there is nowhere left on the internet that isn't just a place where people talk about american identity politics and fetishes

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People like girls. Hell wasn't there group playthroughs of classic/modded fire emblem games a while back? Where were you for those?

Step savages never invented underwear

Unironically, you will have better conversations about your hobbies offline or on Discord

It's time to grow up and leave Yea Forums.

Lilith
I just don't like Morrigan

Lilith all the way, what are you, a fag ?

artist is revolverwing

The sad part is that this is, unironically, what c*mbrains actually sound like.

I love fire emblem but what else is there to discuss besides lyndis' thighs?

Guys should I put my sword user next to this lance user or this axe user I need stratagem consilium.

>People like girls
Yes, thats my fucking point
EVERYONE jerks off
EVERYONE looks at porn and masturbates

Holy fuck its the most banal topic for conversation imaginable.
Woah no way, you got a boner? I'm so glad to hear it! Its not like you don't get one multiple times a fucking day just like everyone else. Better go on Yea Forums to tell everyone about it!
Better make a thread exclusively for getting more boners and hearing about other peoples boners!

What the fuck are you going to talk about in these threads?
What is the point?
What do you faggots get out of jerking off together like this daily?

Do you really REALLY find it so enthralling to have live updates on the boners of random fat autists from around the world?

I get it, people like porn, people like jerking off, it feels good to jerk off. But Jesus fucking Christ can you people not stop for 10 god damn seconds and talk about literally anything else?
What the fuck does jerking off have to do with videogames? Why don't you just go to one of the dozens of porn boards where you could make the exact same thread with the same topic but on a board that has been tailor made for people like you that feel like its necessary to share with the world that you're looking at porn and playing with your penis again.

Why the fuck is Yea Forums the first place that so many of you retards go when you want to jerk off?

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Maybe don't go to an anonymous website known for being a haven for losers who like anime and you wouldn't find them focusing on the only quality of your games that is noticeable at a base level especially to such a community, that being the waifubait. Maybe do get a life and talk to normalfags, it might go better than you expect.

Me on the right.

>What do you faggots get out of jerking off together like this daily?
sense of community for lonely antisocial wastes

Hell wasn't there group playthroughs of classic/modded fire emblem games a while back? Where were you for those?

>why?
It's just to bait eachother into sharing reaction images and echhi. It's a win-win, don't think about it too hard. It's more substance than a lot of other threads.

Cringe

I remember getting really pissed off at my friends one day when we were like 18 or 19 because of the usual "tits or ass" type conversations. I remember being like "who cares dude, as if we all wouldn't fuck anything that moved."

Its just like, you spend so much time talking about pussy being a horny teenager and all of a sudden it just becomes so annoying. idk

OP here, it’s more about how it devolves around people here and their preference on characters, just that. It’s like a real threat veiled as a fetish threat but you wouldn’t understand, you stoped having simple fun a long time ago. Bye

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You sound like a shit friend desu

Bottom

Nopan is the fetish of the gods.

I've been on this stupid fucking website since roughly 2006, I'm mad because Yea Forums wasn't always like this.
Yea Forums wasn't always like this. I just want to talk about fucking videogames on here again but its either always boners or politics with you fucking retards now. "Oh god HNNNNNGH MUH DICK THIS Yea Forums APPROVED FETISH IS SO HOT" or "Fucking disgusting, I can't believe those people from [other social media site] actually like THAT fetish, lets have the 90th thread today talking about how we don't approve of people with fetishes we don't like, fucking trannies and gays"

I'm not just going to leave Yea Forums because not every board is like this, I can still go to /tg/ and talk about all of the cool old tabletop games I love just fine, there is maybe 1 dedicated thread to contain faggots like you and at least they can recognize that they're shitting up the board by talking about fetishes instead of /tg/ shit. I can still go to Yea Forums and talk about music, I can still go to /tg/ and talk to the traditional animation guys, I can still go to lots of hobby boards and talk about my hobbies like I always have. But Yea Forums and Yea Forums are so fucking obnoxious. I just wish you newfags could learn to use the fucking porn boards. There is literally nothing wrong with coming to Yea Forums to jerk off, half of the god damned boards are dedicated to jerking off in different flavours. But holy fuck stop going to the SFW hobby boards for it.
There is literally no reason to do this, you can't even post actual lewd shit without getting banned. All you're doing is bumping a potentially on-topic and decent thread that is struggling to survive off of the board. Every few seconds a new Waifu/lewd dump, politics, or completely off topic garbage shitposting thread is made and there are too many retards that come to Yea Forums exclusively for those stupid fucking threads.

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good LORD user. please provide source

But I really like Fire Emblem, I would wager that I own and have played more Fire Emblem games than anyone else in this thread in fact.

Makes me feel less ashamed about my boners., while also giving me a boner. Win-win.

>I've been on this stupid fucking website since roughly 2006, I'm mad because Yea Forums wasn't always like this.
Lol bullshit, literally the FIRST thread I saw when I first opened Yea Forums in 2007 was a pic of a girl with a wiimote in her butthole.

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this is probably pasta

Why do you trigger yourself over waifus? You're missing out.

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And it was probably deleted because it was a shitpost.
Meanwhile there were 100 other threads with anons genuinely just talking about games, joking around, shooting the shit.

Faggots always say "lol Yea Forums was always bad", but not in the same way. Yes it had shitposting, but those threads were the vast minority. You'd have 90% on-topic good threads with a handful of stupid garbage, usually "I'm an atheist, debate me christians" or something like that.

It was nothing like today where at any given time at least half of the board is blatantly not vidya at all, a good portion of whats left is kinda vidya but everyone is talking about something else entirely, and then there are a few little actual game threads struggling to survive under the rapid fire bumps in all of the porn/offtopic threads that all of the new users come here for because for some fucking reason Yea Forums and /pol/ are the only two boards newfags can use.

Because tits are tits, they're not that fucking interesting. Its not as if I never look at porn or jerk off, I know what masturbating is like. I just don't think about it constantly and want to talk to my friends about it, besides, if for some reason I wanted to have a conversation with a bunch of horny dudes about how I'm jerking off to porn while showing the porn to them, I could go to a fucking porn board. You know, the boards made specifically for jerking off to slutty anime girls with fat autists.

I'd just let them spitroast me, user. Simple, easy solution.

Listen fag, I'm not amused by your autism essays anymore. They've lost their appeal in the span of a single thread. So I'm gonna level with you: This isn't your franchise anymore; it's mine. And I don't give a shit about it. I'm in it for the things that make my peepee stand up, and you are indescribably helpless to do anything whatsoever. And I'll tell you another thing. You've annoyed me. I'm going to start posting lewd shit in any FE thread I come across. But I won't go out of my wait to hunt for the threads, because even though FE is mine now, I ultimately don't care about it and I want you to understand that you're screaming into the wind now. You sad, weak little faggot. Get off my site before I wedgie you into fucking oblivion.

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Sorry mate but you might be clinically retarded. There are Three Houses gameplay discussions open RIGHT NOW but you still decided to bitch and moan inside a fetish thread. You can only blame yourself for being mad.

>Yes it had shitposting, but those threads were the vast minority.
In 2007-8 Yea Forums was 80% threads about reaction images, greentext, >implying, filename threads (green_lex_luthor.jpg), PS3 has no games, waifus, attention whoring tripfaggots like Lanced Jack and so on. And yes it had plenty of waifu/perv posting. You're delusional. The only major difference is that today we have phoneposting normalfaggots forcing politics/twitter threads.

Then why make a thread on Yea Forums and not /h/ or /d/?

If you even admit yourself that you can't think of anything to talk about in relation to the Fire Emblem games and the only reason the thread exists is for the lewd drawings, why not go to a board where that kind of thread is encouraged and on-topic?

I'm going to let you in on a hunch. Hornyposting isn't going to be contained or banned because on the opposite end there's a pretty recent problem here where discussion of any even vaguely waifu-esque characters results in spam-tier responses dismissing it. So in order to not let these spammers feel validated the hornyposting needs to be allowed to be free as a necessary evil. If it gets contained, things start getting really shitty, but in a different way. In a way that these spamshitters feel validated and entire types of games, FE included, risk being too difficult to talk about because anything pertaining to them will be given a now-validated spam response. But that's just a theory.

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They are probably young and porn addicted.
It's not funny and actually causes me real anguish when I think about all the young lads out there growing up and reaching puberty with internet access.

Where's the dillema? Left is the winner with no contest.

>I'm going to start posting lewd shit in any FE thread I come across.
We both know you already did that anyway

>It's another look at me I'm so above everyone else user
You're only playing yourself.

I just want to talk about fucking videogames, not your penis.

Oh no, user. I just came in and collected images. Now he's peeved me and I will join in posting.

is it that time of the month again, sweetie?

"Tits are life, ass is hometown" - Buddha

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It's honestly funny, there are other 100 threads he could be but he rather whine like a little bitch here

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Let it go user. It's a cry on deaf ears.

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Damn well I've been defeated, some horny autist is going to talk to a bunch of other horny autists while posting off model fan art again.

This happens thousands of times a day every day but gosh darn this one other user doing it was the last straw, I guess I'll just have to leave forever.

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what's with the long posts? OP asked a simple fucking question and you nigs are acting crazy