They say Seymour went to Macarena Temple

X2 is / was amazing
Fuck youuuuuu

It was shit.

And that's why we love him

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I agree

No, I was saying the next line in the scene

Did FFX even have loading screens? I'm trying to play the remaster but there are long ass loadscreens in fucking besaid village every time I enter and exit a fucking tent to talk to an NPC. They seriously couldn't load that small village and 6 tents into memory at once?

nobody in this thread is al bhed ya?

LIKE I CARE

STAR PLAYER OF THE ZANARKAND ABES
didn't anyone tell you?

I wanna fuck this greasemonkey

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>Rikku tells him not to mention to anyone he's from Zanarkand
>Literally the next scene he tells Wakka he plays for Zanarkand
Ah Tidus, you're so dumb but I love you.

>make Wakka's whole character arc about him stop being racist scum thanks to his interactions with Rikku
>he ends up with his dead brother's wife instead
What the fuck were they thinking?

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Better dead than in bed with Al Bhed.
Based Wakka just learned to hide his power level to shut up the apologist faggots.

BOOM LIKE HAPPY FESTIVAL FIREWORKS

The ages in X are fucked. They expect me to believe that Lulu's actually 22 years old.

What the fuck kind of believable straight male human is going to opt for Rikku over Lulu?

what's the age of consent in spira?

>epilogue happens a few years after the final battle
>Rikku is legal when she's shown being Wakka's chick
It's easy dude
And 15yo are prime breeding material anyway

Yevon church couldn't care less about Al Bhed's rights, if she can walk she can take the D

Anyone that wants better writing and realizes how fucked up is that Wakka impregnated his brother's wife

Chappu's dead though so it's okay

that's right Bobba

Why is Wakka the best FF character

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I mean, used to be a thing irl. If your brother died and you were unmarried, you were supposed to take care of his widow including marrying her. And who's cucked enough to do that without getting some pussy in return? Called yibbum for Jews, levirate marriage in general.

STAY

AWAY

>written by Sam Raimi
He was destined to be the best since the beginning

Spinoff where Wakka plays (a better crafted version of) blitzlball in his prime before dunking on some Al Bhed with deadly ball throws to the head when?

Marrying someone just to make the masses happy was also a thing IRL and that didn't stop the game from make it look bad when Seymour tried to marry Yuna

FROM

Auron is one of the best characters in the series.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA

THE

Probably because Seymour is the antagonist.

I can't decide if Auron or Balthier is better.

Mixed race couple.

NIGGER

That's because Seymour is a fucking dickhead.

SUMMONER

early game ffx is great

late game is shit, like, real shit.
I think its the only final fantasy ive played that revolves into doing stupid amount of 9999 without any strategy.

I just realized a Seymour-Yuna kid would be part human, part guado and part monkey

I'm gonna explode like happy festival fireworks in that al bhed pussy, ya?

>Lulu
>22
More like 22 in each boob amirite