Times when James/AVGN was an absolute fucking retard

>DURR WHAT HOT DOG AERIAL!?!?

2. Slang One who performs showy, often dangerous stunts, as in skiing or surfing.
interj. Informal

(Americans invented this term too yet even I knew it)

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Castlevania 64 during the Castlevania series episodes

HE'S

>expecting a nerd to know the slang of a sport
You're both retarded.

not just that, the Nerd is supposed to be from the layman's perspective. Not many people are going to know what a hot dog aerial is. I didn't until this day. This is why his frustrations feel genuine, versus the scripted bullshit from the past few years.

When him and Mike played Indiana Jones on the N64 and didn't read the manual and then kept complaining about not knowing how the game worked. I thought they were better than that.

OP has zero social intelligence to realise it's all setup in order to be a joke.

times when OP was an absolute fucking retard. check

GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
TO WATCH HIS WIFE GET FUCKED IN THE ASS
HE'S NEVER HAD
A LOVING HOUSEHOLD
SHE'S TOO BUSY GETTING PLOWED IN THE REAR

Jokes only work when they make sense or have logic to them

aspie detected

The joke might work in a childrens show made for retards, but it doesn't work in obviously adult material like the nerd

>claims someone is retarded when he's showcasing his own retardation
1. He's playing a character (a character that has even been shown to be playing with dogshit).
2. It's entertainment. If something can be made into a gag, etc. then he can opt to do something even though it might come across as uneducated (for his character).
3. To not confuse or alienate viewers, he can sometimes explain things. If done in-character, then the character can pretend to be stupid.

It's like going to a stand-up and getting triggered because the setup for a joke is to pretend to be ignorant.

>1. He's playing a character (a character that has even been shown to be playing with dogshit).

He's really not

Wrong. There are many ways to produce comedy and in some cases something not making sense can be funny in and of itself.

This is for example what the Zucker brothers used for their movies like for example Top Secret!.

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Except that's a spoof movie going for a mile a minute comedy and hoping you don't notice some of the other gags except on rewatches

AVGN is a review - a review that utterly fails at delivering content about the game or comedic value.

AVGN is pretty funny though.

If you legit believe this then you're very clearly retarded.
I bet you think pornstars aren't acting either, right?

Not only is that incorrect, it does make logical sense. The name of the event does sound strange, and I'm willing to bet a large part of the audience did not know what it was, either.

AVGN is never a retard

>and I'm willing to bet a large part of the audience did not know what it was, either.

Maybe if they're retards like James Rolfe (which, if they're not being openly critical of what they're watching, then they are retards)

>AVGN is a review - a review that utterly fails at delivering content about the game or comedic value.
Those "reviews" are no serious reviews, you idiot. Games are specifically chosen for the entertainment value he can get out of them and then be basically tries to milk the games for all they're worth.

His shit is not impromptu and he always plays the games beforehand to research them. He faints surprise, doesn't try to give the games a fair shot, isn't trying to tell you if the games are good or not, doesn't score them, no nothing.

For real, if you think his videos are serious reviews and he's not in character you are 100% a megatard.

Do you think people really want to consider playing a game like Dick Tracy for the NES, so they look up his review to see how good the game is? His videos are for entertainment as we watch how the nerd character interacts with games which have some annoyances to them.

>I WANT TO BE SEDATED BY A GAME BOY
nu-AVGN is generally unfunny but that was legit uncomfortable to watch

Not knowing words or phrases in another language has nothing to do with intelligence, but you suggesting that it is does on the other hand mark you as stupid.
Knowledge is not intelligence.

FOR NIMOY
FOORRRRRRRRRRR NIIIIIIIIIIIIMOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I don't live in an area where you can ski, I have never heard of the term "hot dog aerials" before or since. I think it's pretty reasonable to not know it.

Don't even act like there are set rules or there's a formula for shit to be funny. Stop acting like an actual autistic person.

man that was some weapons-grade cringe

Stay mad mutt

I mean, it does sound stupid

>dude did you see that hamburger somersault? so sick
>nah man for me it's gotta be the pasta jump, that's where it's at

>what is the entirety of Monty Python sketches
>inb4 Monty Python wasn't funny

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So just admit he's a shitty reviewer (or like your hero might say, he "sucks monkeyfuck")

>Times when James/AVGN was an absolute fucking retard

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Reminder the average AVGN fan thinks this is a funny post.

>Monty Python

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The Castlevania 64 episode, seriously what the fuck is wrong with that nigger? I figured out how to complete the Nitro puzzle when I was 12 years old, didn't knew a word of english, and didn't even have the manual because the game wasn't even mine (a friend lent it to me). Beside you know from previous chapter that the "action" button is C Right or whatever, because you have to use that button to interact with levers and shit multiple times before that point.

It annoys me when Castlevania 64 is trashed, sure it's not a great game but it's not bad either, especially when people pretend the game is worse than it actually is (such as making it appear broken and impossible to complete which isn't true).

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yeaahhh

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What are you talking about? The majority of Monty Python is satire.

I just wish he'd stop with the unfunny rants and actually reviewed the fucking game

>mfw he restarts the entire game to try and see if getting the nitro first changes anything

I like his rants if they're on topic of the video game.

The thing he needs to cut is the skits

Justin and Tony are cool but the rest of these people should fuck off to their own channels.

Mike is, but they ham it up for J&MM. Mike's just a cunt but he's actually not terrible at vidya. James is legitimately lost with anything newer than like 1993.

Chirst you're retarded. Watch his how to vid and you'll know how he writes his scripts. Should be a required watching for you inbred fucks.

He hasn't written his own scripts in the last 2-3 years, because he wanted to quit but also needed to keep making money, so he basically sold out to ryan and let ryan hire staff that actually makes 99% of the video, james just shows up and reads a couple lines and does his VO. He doesn't even edit his own videos even more.

JUST

Justin was only good when Bob was with him on his show, but we all know what happened afterwards.

Only good thing Monty Python ever did was the holy grail. Don't even @ me

What does Yea Forums think of the Mike Matei x Game Sack x Erin Plays love triangle?

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You just know the retard that typed this all out did it with one hand, those faggots on r/cinemasacaretruth make the kiwis look well adjusted

no. a truther didnt write that.
that was Joe from Game Sack, a retro video game channel that caught wind the truth was making fun of erin plays

Shoot?

just

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Nobody fucking knows that term outside of autists like you, fuck off.

I like him on Rental Reviews. He knows a lot of the trivia that most people wouldn't even think about.

*stares at the camera*
*looks miserable when anyone else is talking*
*interrupts people half way through a sentence to botch his own sentence*
Yeah Justin is terrific

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lol