Post your favorite videogame adverts (preferably comfy old magazine ads)
Post your favorite videogame adverts (preferably comfy old magazine ads)
Jaxson Parker
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Justin Watson
Colton Morris
What game is he playing?
Henry Cook
Whats a magazine?
Owen Watson
Looks double dragon like
Dominic Smith
It was a different time
Lincoln Peterson
Luke Turner
when America was cool
Aaron Parker
it was a better time
Eli Martin
>Remember, as of the twin towers and spin recovery above Times is a pilot's first you buss the 42nd floor rudder into a power-off Square, safety and foremost concern.
Gabriel Turner
>See, some of these Digimon are so vicious and twisted they were actually banned from television
What does that mean? Game was rated T if I remember right, it can't have been anything bad.
Logan Rogers
Big Dickmon
John Nelson
John Cook
That's a good caution warning.
Dylan Lee
Is that Paul Allen?
Kayden Smith
>r63 of the computer nerd for no explicable reason
wut
John Gonzalez
what is that font called? i remember it mostly from video game ads and anti-smoking ads.
Gavin Barnes
Luis Ward
Imagine r*setsra’s/tw*tter’s response to one of these nowadays lmfao
Hudson Carter
Wyatt Ramirez
that monsters foot looks like a pair of testicles
Andrew Perry
and you people wonder why people say gamers are sexist lmao
Bentley Morales
Fuck man. to think that feminists and betas have to ruin everything fun in this world
Juan Reyes
its lara croft.
Benjamin Parker
dilate tranny
Wyatt Clark
Looks like Patrick Bateman lmao
Nicholas Davis
cope
Cooper Roberts
It's the E.Y.E of its time
Adrian Collins
This, and the add with the pink haired titty ninja anime girl were some of my favorite ads.
Owen Price
>paper mario "free demo"
>rayman at a urinal
every thread
Austin Myers
William Reyes
Colton Myers
There's nothing wrong with models who made a career off of flaunting there bodies do it for ads. This shit has existed for fucking ever only ugly bitches are upset about it.
Nathan Fisher
>imagine being at computers
Mason Allen
Oliver Anderson
user, do you not know who Lara Croft is?
Noah Russell
So, are the Fear Effect games any good?
Jonathan Stewart
Yes there is , it's exploitation. I bet you had no problem with little kids working down mines for almost do pay because it was ''their career''. Literally have sex.
Hunter Baker
NOOOOOOO LE ESS JAY DUBUS ARE RUINING MUH VIDYA. WHY CANT I JUST BE A MISOGYNIST IN PEACEEEE
Ryder Phillips
Jason Hughes
I fucking wish I could go back.
Jeremiah Bennett
you ok there, buddy?
Blake Hernandez
Bentley Ramirez
bro back then it was all just cash injections
Daniel Moore
Nintendo fans have always dressed like toddlers haven't they
Jayden Morales
Me in the right.
Ryan Wilson
>There's nothing wrong with models who made a career off of flaunting there bodies do it for ads.
Models are actual people with autonomy who make the decision to use their body to make a living. Men designing sexualized women and sticking them all over the place means that nobody had a say in the sexualization of a woman other than men.
Julian Cox
>1995
Blake Collins
God i wish that were me
Kevin Martin
Bentley Allen
Evan Hughes
>what the fuck does some dude standing on the balcony have to do with-
Why did it take me so long to realize what I was looking at?
Andrew Williams
He sure does
Aaron Moore
Ryan Rivera
Colton Howard
I grew up in that time period and that is basically the perfect woman. No weird piercing, HAES, tattoos, fuck SuicideGirls. Just give me beautiful blondes with big tits like Jenny McCarthy, Victoria Silvstedt, and Elizabeth Ann Hilden. God take me back.
Mason Gray
Someone should make a mod where only her ass is in 4K HD so it's a realistic vision focus view
Jack Morgan
Holy fuck this one is great
Henry Torres
More games need that warning, maybe it'll spook the absolute most bottom-of-tier plebs off.
Anthony Sanchez
Daily reminder that its not sexist to like attractive women who do attractive things in skimpy clothing. It is sexist to not want women to do such things.
Robert Rodriguez
OMG THANOS PLEASE SNAP AWAY DIRTY FEMINISTS. I CAN'T HANDLE PEOPLE WHO CALL ME OUT ON SEXISM. WAHHH THANOS THEY HURT MY FEE FEES
Parker Fisher
Kayden Sanders
It forgot to dilate and now it’s having a nervous breakdown.
Adrian Sanders
based
Carson Brooks
If you don't want fat women to wear nothing around you while you're trying to play games, you're a sexist
Josiah Parker
u mad
Andrew Torres
he's clearly snapping away dumb wojakposters like yourself
Hunter Jones
Post the hentai ads.
Chase Gutierrez
can you imagine how many people would get fired for making this today
David Hughes
Kayden Morris
Why are you here. I think r*ddit is more your speed
Ryan Morris
Fired? they'd be thrown in prison
Andrew Campbell
Yep. How quickly times change...
Cameron Rivera
Metal Gear Solid is the only game franchise that still does humerous TV commercials to promote their game. Every one else is trying to be an epic movie trailer
Dominic Davis
Jonathan Wright
Imagine still being obsessed with SJWs in 2019 lol
Matthew Smith
Are you actually retarded or just pretending?
Adam Rodriguez
Fat women aren't attractive so thats not what I was talking about. I find fat people of both sexes to be equally gross. It doesn't matter what genitals are concealed by their disgustingly large gut.
Gabriel Reed
Isaac Hill
The first one is cool looking and also incredibly frustrating
John Nelson
NOOOO PEOPLE CANT JUST DISAGREE WITH ME, MISOGYNY AND THE OBJECTIFICATION OF WOMEN IS ACCEPTABLE BECAUSE MY INTERNET HUGBOX SAYS SO
Samuel Barnes
I think ninja combat
Though there is another version of that magazine ad that has Cyber-Lip and it uses the screenshot of the first boss because of its phallic appearance
Dominic Clark
stop responding to the bait and they'll eventually go away
Austin Foster
You're the one seething over disagreement here.
Luis Davis
you gonna post a vidya ad you like or are you just going to keep getting mad at boobs?
Leo Hernandez
fucking duke nukem forever
Matthew Brown
Show pic of yourself
Carson Ortiz
Can't forget this one
Charles Lopez
have sex
Benjamin Peterson
**tsak**
**siiiip**
ahhh
yup
Ethan Powell
I'll be honest I never finished the two PSX games. I gave them a try but they were really fucking hard. Full of 1 hit deaths, annoying menus (e.g. press square to advance but you can't go back), and bad tank controls (and I mean really bad I love Resident Evil and Dino Crisis).
The Sedna game is a different genre, but I'm not sure what you'd call it other than shit. Its easy but its also bad.
Needless to say I'm not a fan.
Easton Harris
Benjamin Anderson
how old are you?
Cameron Price
u mad lol
James Parker
>LA_riots.tiff
Owen Butler
BASE Nintendo of America, I don't think Nintendo Japan would put out an ad like this.
Carson Anderson
Charles Sanders
Honestly, fuck kids. Literally and figuratively.
Wyatt Harris
Ian Ross
Noah Hall
Logan Howard
A lot of people seem to be misinterpreting this. She's not chained to the bed against her will, she's waiting for her partner to have kinky chained-up sex and the guy is playing gameboy instead. We weren't all rapist monsters back then lol.
Gavin Lee
Cameron Hernandez
Brody Rogers
Dylan Carter
I remember some bizarre Klonoa ad that made it sound like he was some kind of STD.
Tyler Sanders
What games does Guts appear in? The only thing I can think of is that shitty Warriors reskin.
Isaiah Martinez
Yea thats why they are called MODELS retard they dont only do pin ups and its all a choice no one is holding a gun to there head. Fuck off.
David Lee
Holy fuck, this is brutal
Carson Sanders
Jaxson Ross
Sheeeit I blew some loads to this exact ad when I was discovering what my penis could do.
Ian Martinez
This was my favorite ad when I was a kid. Felt bad ass and unsettling at the same time.
Can't find a better complete version of it though, if someone could find on I would appreciate it.
Lucas Lewis
>AHAHAHAHA LOOK MUM I MADE THE AUTISTS ANGRY AGAIN BY POSTING THE SOIFACE AND SPERGING AS IF I WERE AN SJW XD
And the worst thing is, there are enough retards on here that it actually works.
Sebastian Cruz
anyone have any modern vidya magazine ads? i want to see how shitty and boring they are
Hudson Smith
Designfag here. It's Trixie Text.
Parker Cox
Jack Cooper
How does one find so many midgets for one commercial?
Jaxon Price
Fucking kek
Matthew Smith
Dominic Edwards
Lads we have to go back, I know about nostalgia and everything but the 90's were just better.
Daniel Sanders
NOOOO SOMEONE USED THE CAPS LOCK KEY WHEN BTFOING ME AND MAKING A BASEDPOST. THEY MUST BE UPSET. UGH I CANT STAND SJW AND THEIR OPPRESSION OF MY FREEDUMBS
Literally nothing wrong with sexualization in advertising, should be equitable though. It's just cringey neckbeards get in the same autistic r*ddit tier circlejerk of "ugh sjaydubu ruins this"
:^)
James Brooks
>same pictures get posted everytime the thread
Lucas Reyes
the left cant meme
John Parker
There's no turning back.
Caleb Reyes
Jesus christ Anita, go back to shitposting on Twitter about this subject. Nobody likes you or anything you have to say.
Thomas Turner
imagine being this much of a fucking cuck
Luke Morris
We didn't have a fascist problem back then so it was all in good fun.
Josiah White
Aiden Cox
>it's exploitation
>They consent
>They get paid
How is this in any way exploitation, you dingle berry?
Blake Hill
Do you actually think this sow is attractive? Not all people should be models.
Luis Lee
>the left cant meme
Nolan Watson
You're probably the same tranny whining about people jerking off.
Please dilate.
Leo Roberts
Forgot pic
Brody Ortiz
What month was this put on the self? What's their dropped subscriptions look like during that time?
Jeremiah Sanchez
found the jizzed on brain
Christian Martinez
NOOOOOO SOMEONE CANT JUST DISAGREE WITH ME. MY PERSPECTIVES MIGHT ADJUST TO REALITY
no, I may be basedposting, but I'm not braindamaged
Thomas Flores
What are they trying to tell their readers, that it's okay to die of heart-failure at age 30?
Cooper Rodriguez
i see this post in every one of these threads too you immeasurably insufferable self righteous tool
Oliver Hughes
Connor Edwards
Isaac Hall
i jerked it to this one a lot back in the day
Aiden Cruz
How the fuck do we have it now?
Cameron Williams
The internet breeds stupidity on both the left and right
Xavier Lopez
That's Laura Craft.
Elijah Diaz
if she were a cute asian girl it would have turned out differently
Levi Cooper
my fooking eyes
Aiden Morris
remind me of this
Gavin Stewart
Whatever thing some random fat, blue haired cunt on twitter doesn't like is facism
Nolan Miller
you are a historically ignorant loser
Logan Green
>The only way to scape, is to ape.
Sebastian Miller
Cameron Roberts
I watched my bud playthrough this and I don't remember like, any costume changes. Interesting game though.
Kayden Scott
I am gonna barrage some here
Juan Green
Jordan Rodriguez
>that dwarf nukem
>that dyke nukem
I love it
Caleb Russell
Ayden Flores
VII had some 90s tier advertising.
Carson Baker
It got a crazy amount of advertisement compared to most other games at the time. Or maybe I'm just remembering them more since I really liked the game.
Jaxson Rivera
Angel White
Luis Stewart
Ryan Kelly
More importantly, no one's giving her money anymore.
Robert Kelly
Jaxon Martinez
>duke nukem
>dyke nukem
>dwarf nukem
>dork nukem
whos the last one?
Sebastian Clark
actually it means there aren't any women
Jacob Cook
Joshua Jones
Thomas Long
Daniel Kelly
Christian Harris
Hunter Ortiz
Wrassling is so fucking gay
Jace Price
Mason Taylor
William Allen
Bentley Hill
you don't because its the first time ive ever posted it you brain damaged autist
Austin Hall
I would play as midget nukem.
Joshua Cruz
Gavin Adams
Justin Adams
Thomas Baker
Wyatt James
Wew lad
Jose Edwards
surprisingly nice... for EA
Jonathan Hill
lol it's just one girl
Jayden Rogers
Carter Turner
Colton Edwards
/r/ing the Blood ad with the bath
Christian Williams
I was so into 90's wrastling until I turned 13 then thought it was gay
From left to right, Razor Ramone, Kevin Nash, The Giant, Diamond Dallas Page.
Brody Butler
underrated pic
Christian Lewis
I believe it set some sort of record but I might be wrong.
Bentley Peterson
Is that a Neo Geo? If yes it's acceptable
Austin Foster
dad nukem
Easton Ramirez
Nolan Morgan
early 90s konami ads are kino
Joshua Thompson
Lincoln Nelson
Don't just blame the feminists, blame the pussy-whipped corporations that caved into them in the first place.
Elijah Cruz
that game was ballin
Dylan Hall
Robert Long
fuck man the nostalgia, i wanna go back bros...
Luke Baker
Zachary Cruz
a time machine but instead of using it to try to change the future you just keep using it to enjoy your preferred time period
Jaxson Gutierrez
Lincoln Carter
holy fuck Dikatana dude's head
Justin Rodriguez
You're a mean person.
Kayden Diaz
>That old Bandai logo
*siiiiiiip*
Wyatt Hernandez
what's the hardest part of making a font?
Isaiah Williams
Eh.
Dominic Peterson
Luke Howard
Dominic Wright
>We weren't all rapist monsters back then lol.
speak 4 urself 大豆 boi
Kevin Cooper
Thats 100% a porn actress. Imagine how many marketeers just hired some random whores with company money, took some photos and then had a free fuck.
Kayden Harris
>FUCK MAN, these ads were SOOO GOOD, fuck yeah, naked women so delicious hnnnggg to think that feminists and betas have to ruin everything fun in this world
Joseph Hernandez
Is thaT
Pedrobear?
Jackson Gray
>shows half a butt cheek
>must be a porn actress
are you 12 or a mormon?
Alexander Nguyen
This, albeit in an unironic fashion
Daniel Cox
>wants haters to kiss her ass
Spread those deep cheeks wide so I can kiss right on that pucker
Jayden Ross
Jackson Bell
>half these ads just have a woman showing her legs to grab your attention.
do you still masturbate like a 12 year old?
Carter Hernandez
Josiah Cook
This ad does not make me want to buy or play this game, in fact the opposite
Joseph Anderson
you told him boomer! who could've expected that that was really what you thought?? this place is the gift that keeps on giving
John Cox
FLY PLAYTHING FLY
YOU'RE NOT READY
youtube.com
(Ironically, that's bullshit - the PS was better at 3D graphics.)
Joseph Ortiz
>not being a legsfag
lmao at you, loser
Jackson Jackson
Fuck that's hot. Something about those big poofy haircuts and flash yellow with plump lips really getting me going.
Jack Flores
9.1 gb hard drive, that’s way to much. No one would ever be able to fill that up. Just go with the 3 gb hard drive for $999
Kayden Foster
>And with multiple levels of play, even your average marketing type can feel smart
kek
Christian Fisher
b0n3r time
remember when one image like this was enough to fap to
Jose Rodriguez
>No one would ever be able to fill that up
I mean when that ad came out that statement was pretty correct, its not like any of the later games that could fill that easily would run on the rest of the hardware anyway
Joseph Smith
We have porn now, you can masturbate to the full package rather than videogame ads.
Easton Sullivan
fuck, this is taking me back
Elijah Hall
Ian Robinson
leg is a huge part of female appeal user
even if they wear hosery
Nicholas Campbell
Kayden Rodriguez
Jaxson Myers
Nah I'd rather have some imagination
Dylan Robinson
we had porn in the 90s too
do you just work for a porn site. is that why you shitpost about titillation in media all of the time?
Charles Evans
cool story
Sebastian Flores
Delicious
Jeremiah Powell
Warning! Several kumbrain posting discord trannies detected ITT! Please take care in responding!
Jayden Lopez
Where the FUCK is the duke nukem spinoff with Mama Nukem on the left?
Christian Miller
what the fuck is wrong with this kids head
Cameron Ross
I'm honestly just confused at why you have the sex drive of a sexually repressed teenager after being on Yea Forums.
Anthony Phillips
only game worth playing back then
Wyatt Gonzalez
no you are definitely grinding some axe
Sebastian Jackson
ok mr coombrain
Angel Cruz
>Miss Piggy tattoo
Pottery
Daniel Powell
you're the one whose immadiate response to a sexy ad is "well this must be made for fapping" dude
Christopher Parker
That smell and feel of a fresh magazine. Zoomers will never understand why the 90s truly was the best, the world was so naive and hopeful for the future. And here we are today...
Joseph Sanchez
Shit, I didn't know that there was meta analysis to be had when starting at some bitches tits.
My bad.
Benjamin Jones
>I want those nostalgic ads back bros
>haha they're just legs why are you fapping to this haha I'm looking at porn are you 12 years old?
it's not meta analysis, it's obvious projection
Justin King
do you ever find yourself surrounded by people that all seemingly implicitly understand a thing, but you don't. that feeling one gets when they realize they have autism?
Jose Cook
David Roberts
ok sexually depleted coombrain
Camden Roberts
Kys faggot
Jackson Cox
Don't be a child. We both know that 90's ads featured fap material for teenagers to move units.
I'm sorry you were born too late to remember a time when finding a discarded porno mag in a parking lot was considered a novel experience, but honestly if you read the thread it's people pining over attractive women in barely evocative poses.
Carter Long
so, sex sells because everyone who sees a boob in an ad immediately masturbates? what if the ad is on a big billboard in public?
Colton Wood
thanks to elon musk i get into 90% fewer fatal collisions while seeing women on billboards
Michael Cruz
what kind of doublethink fuckery are you talking about when you say something is both sexy but not sexually arousing?
Charles Morales
They still use that logo tho
Julian Harris
Are you nostalgic over big tiddy billboards ladies too?
Aiden Walker
What exactly is your argument here?
Ethan Brooks
he thinks if he signals against other men's sexuality that he will touch a hambeast's thigh one day.
Juan Carter
>Being a slave of pussy and normies
Big oof bruh
Charles Reyes
Yo i had this game, i kept forgetting to take my guy to the toilet so he kept evolving into a poo.
Hahahaha
Chase Peterson
that you need to have sex immediately or you're going loco
Jeremiah Scott
>1m26.4s
I remember en.wikipedia.org
Samuel Green
>C&C game
>not having Kane as Hitler
Leo Wilson
>not having sex makes you crazy
keep it in your pants hombre because what’s in your head doesn’t make sense
Adam Stewart
Dilate
Ian Williams
Joshua Roberts
what did they have against obama. jesus christ
Zachary Nguyen
Jesus H. fucking Christopher
Cameron Perez
Holy.
Leo Rodriguez
This aged well
Gavin Williams
Japanese DMC1 commercial
Cooper Ramirez
Asher Smith
This actually aged well
Joshua Jackson
>your
>not you're
step it up senpai
Tyler Cox
I thought it was Bateman
Brandon Ortiz
>lol let's stop letting people access full image resolution
>lol let's just ban all that ebil porn
Fucking tumblr faggots.
Logan Richardson
James Thompson
Jason Rodriguez
Did Justin Trudeau write this copy?
Ryder Cruz
Lincoln Gutierrez
Never forget her titties.
youtube.com
Dylan Martin
1 0 0 0 0 P O L Y G O N S
Aiden Myers
Carter Thompson
Evangelion reference?
Elijah Hall
this ad taught me something new about myself
Oliver Wright
Wow, where did this air?
Ayden Bailey
damn you are old, or discover that really early
Luke Jackson
Leo Taylor
Remember when you could btfo your competition in your ads?
Anthony Sullivan
5 more Playstations anons.
youtube.com
Luke Clark
I remember this ad in Gamepro but sadly, I can't seem to find the follow up single page ad of the guy's I think nephew skipping the funeral to beat the final boss
Isaiah Wright
For the amount of money he paid for that Neo Geo and games, he better use it more than her.
Christian Collins
Grayson Harris
>this game will make you into an incel
>grandson in the last panel
Owen Clark
Don't you do my boy Gavin like that you pussy
Josiah Garcia
where did he steal his grandson from?
James Hall
And they were right. This piece of shit gave me the God damn poop monster digivolution like 80 times with no explanation
Grayson Perry
Then I went around having my Numemon eat all of his stinky shits!
Good times, haha
Nathaniel Ross
Brayden Bell
it bothers me that i saw this ad and can't remember where i saw it
Isaiah Perez
Landon Thomas
Gotta love these threads.
Robert Gray
Jordan Morales
>and it was never heard of again
Alexander Young
Ian Flores
chances are real good it was either nintendo power or gamepro
Kevin Fisher
Landon Bailey
Is this it?
Josiah Sanchez
oh wow thanks.
Michael Carter
I miss the old days
James Wilson
Shit game. All jrpgs are fucking shit, kill yourself.
Levi Evans
Camden Sanders
vooooddoooo
Carter Edwards
are you blind?
arrest yourself
get aids
Ayden Hughes
Post the one comparing this cow with a qt South Korean model.
Chase Wood
Aaron Nelson
Do trailers count as ads? At the time I thought this one was astonishing.
Jose Bell
>call me back me back and nuisance back
What?
Austin Mitchell
Mason Allen
can you imagine that silky smoothCRT screen popping out for you every night on command.....
Jaxson Bailey
>Shooter for the next century.
If only they knew.
Jeremiah Reyes
I like em
Nathaniel Bailey
No, it was completely insane. You'd be watching Friends or something and there'd be an ad for it.
Legend of Dragoon also got a lot of advertising.
Justin Kelly
god what a shit heap Crystal Dynamics was
Mason Gonzalez
i cant read this comment and not imagine a severe underage not being behind it
Brandon Nguyen
gamer
Blake Gutierrez
Christopher Fisher
>2000
>start of the have sex meme
Carter Thomas
fuck this is incredible, surprised i've never seen this one before
Alexander Bell
>That part where the lights all go out and the first of the real aliens shows up and starts attacking.
Spooky shit.
Luke Baker
Kayden Gomez
Nicholas Robinson
Mason Gray
It makes me rather sad that this is no longer allowed. Everything fun has been forbidden. Nothing is exciting or edgy anymore. Life is just bland and overly politically correct.
Cameron Baker
Ryan Murphy
Wyatt Torres
That's a good one.
Jaxson Anderson
As a 30+ boomer this thread made me pretty nostalgic. I can't believe how much more bitter and serious everything feels these days. I've actually forgotten it used to be possible to tell a joke like this
Brody Rodriguez
Josiah Walker
and they were right. Digimon World is quite hardcore in how much stuff you have to learn to play it properly. which is really good since it was an actual monster rising game. even ReDIgitize is a pain in the ass but fun to play
Lucas Perry
Has anyone seen one of these or owned one?
Ian White
How the fuck is he old, are you retarded?
Wyatt Walker
Where did it all go wrong?
John Parker
appeasing to dykes just because their opinions are in vogue will not get you any goodboy points. listen to your balls and not your man hating stepmother for fuck's sake.
Xavier Harris
This site really is not for you.
Austin Thompson
>echo
those cars are pretty based
Elijah Allen
Jason Walker
unironically and without any doubt, this.
Aiden Kelly
Dick Suckem.
Jacob White
good energy
Josiah Collins
>day_of_the_rope.jpg
Brody Bailey
Josiah Sullivan
im sure theres plenty of people who'd be into that
Sebastian Torres
Good god, I can't believe we used to think Rob Shcneider was worth something.
Gavin Cruz
>funnyman rob schneider
did adam sandler own this company
Grayson James
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Brody Morris
hey the big show is a real gamer
Justin Lewis
How dare they make FUN games at one point in time.
Jace Peterson
>back then:
Hot women and men were idolized and used for ads, because people wanted to look like them
>today:
Women shill to other women that being fat and ugly is great. They tell everyone that they're definately not superficial, because they like chubbier men for muh cuddling, while refusing to date chubbier men.
Where did it all go wrong lads
Jaxson Young
femcels are not coping with food science well
obesity has basically doubled since then
Leo Brooks
Matt, Pat, and Woolie.
Colton Baker
>illiteracy driven icon system
Connor Cruz
>I love 4-play
What did she mean by this?
Asher Thompson
Cameron Collins
>KHG
Experience Beej!
Jacob Lopez
Jonathan Fisher
DICK?
DICK KICK'EM?
Caleb Watson
youtube.com
Not a magazine ad but makes me appreciate what we had back then before everything became PC.
Brayden Diaz
Is that a 'no cow level' joke?
Alexander Davis
>AKA "Why can't I ever use heavy swing? Shit, crap! Goddamn it!"
Jacob Butler
based
consolefags STILL haven't recovered from these burns
Sebastian Wilson
Kevin Stewart
Man, how many giys in this picture are still alive?
Asher Murphy
The sims haven't changed much in the least 20 years, have they?
Brody Martin
So that's why Patrick Bateman killed all those people.
He was a gamer who rose up against society.
Really puts American Psycho into a new perspective.
Michael Garcia
where do you think this kid is now? what's his life like?
Christian Bennett
>3 ALIEN races
>starcraft
what did they mean by this
Asher King
All of them dummy.
Hudson Brooks
Maxamillion dood has one I believe, a youtuber
Hunter Roberts
Not only did this game kick your ass, if you made one little mistake your perfectly bred Digimon turns into a piece of shit, literally.
I remember I finally got one Ultimate and he died from old age right away.
I could never beat this game.
Sebastian Diaz
there is an idea of a gamer, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real gamer, only an avatar, something illusory and though i can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe even sense our lifestyles are comparable: i am simply not in that castle
Bentley Gray
This thread brought back some nostalgia. Used to have a bunch of subscriptions to magazines. Most the good ads I can remember I'm seeing though.
Brody Torres
JELLY FILLED DONUTS
youtube.com
Kayden Young
Welp!
Austin Rogers
this is art
Aaron Nguyen
Liam Murphy
>rice balls
>jelly filled donuts
god fucking damn it 4kids
Michael Watson
Was the objective of Sim Ant really to try and eat a tarantula?
Anthony Brown
>BOOBS IN ADVERTS GOOD
>NO BOOBS IN ADVERTS BAD
This thread is so gamer, lmao.
Ian White
Caleb Ortiz
>find /ss/ disgusting
>want to be a young boy raped by thicc MILF mom
I HATE THIS
STOP
Nathan Ramirez
You think they knew that was a lewd metaphor back then?
Camden Moore
Based also imagine ppl are actually mad about this post get absolutely rekt by real life like you do every day
Connor Green
who drew this
Julian Lee
underage or retarded?
Anthony Davis
I am happy to see that this ad ended on a happy note after all this time.
Owen Howard
nevermind it's a porn artist
still clever tho
Jack Roberts
Eli Watson
>Angst Beef
Brandon Brooks
So this virgin somehow ended up with a grandson somehow?
Robert Wood
Jonathan Collins
I got to check this one out just to see what its about.
Charles Hughes
after the internet became ubiquitous he got a codependent wife from a retro game forum
Robert Collins
I loved when they had practical effects in the ad.
Benjamin Sanders
>zoomers don't recognize that photo
wew
Jayden Smith
>duke nukem forever
More like Duke nukem Never ever
Wyatt Ramirez
The covers were always hit or miss but they were what I looked forward to the most.
Jace Brooks
>the water ripples
>but the ground looks fine
:(
Juan Kelly
I love how it's portrayed like this but the actual fucking game is eating shit 24/7 at the gym playing the same shit roulette chances and then taking your digimon one screen to the right for actual shit, also a guide was mandatory as it was LITERALLY impossible to figure out the requirements for specific digimon. The game wasn't sick or twisted or kicked your ass, it was a shit watching simulator
Jaxon Wright
TeNapel is about to make a new EarthwormJim comic.
Jayden Nelson
That girl is so 90s, I love it
Jackson Ross
That's marriage for you.
Jackson Wood
So was the game actually difficult?
Benjamin Wood
This looks like an alt-rock album cover.
Hudson Lopez
It was as hard as a marshmallow in july.
Carter Nelson
And there's going to be a new game, but it's on some gimmicky looking new Intellivision thing so time will tell if it's good or not.
Grayson Reyes
I guess we can all agree that video games marketing has always been pandering garbage. But that's marketing in a nutshell so who are we to judge
Asher Nelson
>Funcoland
Used to be fun discovering these different video game stores and now all you have are the same shitty GameStop. Retro stores are okay,but they're far and few between.
Tyler Turner
One would hope its not a porn actress, she was 17
Nathan Cruz
Lol
Hunter James
How many of those 10000 polygons were in the breasts
Dylan Carter
who is it you bastard
Robert Hernandez
Luis Campbell
Keeping niggers from using it on their mix tapes.
Ian Collins
good oldie times
Sebastian Allen
Julian Cruz
>tfw hes a literal nobody nowadays
>gets like 20 views on youtube
Bentley Williams
>dyed hair
>tattoos
>face piercings
>mystery meat race
Michael Perry
good thing he got those cashew shilling bucks while he could
Nathan Cook
I have been reexpirencing this with nessa, she's just so fucking hot one picture is all I need
Still not buying the game.
Levi Russell
>Those radio transmissions on 2
Isaiah Edwards
no it wasnt
porn wasnt freely available and video games werent literally free (with an internet connection) either
the internet was fucking shit in terms of speed too
all the actually fun shit you can do with a computer TODAY youd never be able to do back then
fuck off with your fake nostalgianism
Jacob Wright
eh wasn't too bad off a year ago it seems
that said
>please watch
Kevin Wood
>being this obsessed with porn that you would rather put up with modern garbage, than based 90s
Nolan Brooks
We can’t never go back......
Lucas Robinson
Tyler Reyes
>Real life sucks.
based
Dylan Thompson
>tfw no third called rumble roses xxx
It’s not fair ;_;
Matthew Sanders
it was shit dumbass
shit cost 100$ for a video and they ALL had their mandatory "zoom in on the guys face when he cums" shot
so yes modern porn is a million times better in quality and having it freely available is a massive improvement
ho's have no secrets anymore that i dont already know about
Brandon Martinez
Third game i meant
Jonathan Ward
Lincoln Roberts
Such an unplayable piece of shit game.
No indication what you're supposed to be doing and ugly as hell visuals
Bentley Gray
> it's defunct
easy come easy go
Luke Robinson
>jelly filled donuts
>riceballs
Inb4 some intentional stupid joke
Owen Torres
It was unironically insanely hard
Owen Gomez
I think I still have a copy of the physical page somewhere
Luis Carter
>$3.5k for 256 MB RAM and not even 10 GB HDD
>24 MB GPU
We made a long way
Brayden Nelson
that's nice
Ethan Murphy
I’m gay and these ads are amazing. How can you not love them? There full of personality and style.
Landon Morris
Funny you say that. A Kickstart for Ty was just revealed a day ago.
Logan Long
You gotta appreciate the classics, it's what separates the perverts from the connoisseurs.
Not my quote btw.
Ian Peterson
when is gex making a comeback
Gavin Torres
it was to beat the red ants and force the family to evacuate the house but it's a maxis game so it was just kind of there
Isaiah Hall
>this woman is 16 years older than in this photo today
Ian Moore
Is this the dark souls of Digimon games ?
Colton Morales
what game is this?
Blake Gonzalez
One morning I got up from bed and had the dumbest grin on my face because all I could think about was the name "Nick Dickem"
I'm still not sure why but I find it funny.
Henry Edwards
Can't believe nobody has posted the viz adverts.
Samuel Powell
Viz was (is) an adult comic us boomers used to read in the 80s.
Nathaniel Thompson
Adults SHOULD grow with a better understanding and respect for their society & environment. Sorry you aren't pampered like you were in the past. Sorry people aren't just going to brush aside you stupidity anymore. Grow up.
Asher Wilson
I don't think they had advertising standards back then.
Joseph Miller
nobody itt is old enough to remember. Their first vidya experiences were largely the PS1
inb4 "but my older bro had a Genesis." fuck off, unless you had it, then it doesn't count
Evan Gray
You can't do half the things on that list
Parker Reyes
>Life is just bland
Having to fear social death over fucking anything these days, because you are not the lowest of the lowest that cannot do any wrong, is bland?
I have a lot of adjectives for that, but bland is not one of them.
It's fucking ridiculous our political and financial elite has managed to shift the blame for the lack of success of certain people on social discrimination instead of the ridiculous distribution of wealth.
Fucking anyone can lead a decent life these days with money. Skin colour, religion, sex, sexual orientation don't play any role. It's all the fucking money.
Liam Ross
I spent so many years trying to remember where I originally heard this song
Nolan Lopez
Why the fuck did you just blow my mind?
Brayden Brooks
when i was in middle school, my technology teacher told me id never be able to fill a 20gb hard drive with games. The following year, EverQuest would come out and require 500mb of hard drive space.
Jacob Wright
looks mexicamerican to me
Asher Rivera
playing shit games and having no skill in them are nowadays standards, but boomers wont watch him because they arent faggots
Austin Lee
>dragonball revolution.png
Angel Bell
>As the voice of the hero
It it was FMV why coundn't he be a actual actor in it?
Brayden Roberts
My first fap
Jose Myers
I had a c64.
Liam Turner
Deepest lore
Julian Sanders
have sex
William Young
Love yourself and have sex
Andrew Reyes
>Guts touching anyone but Casca or Griffith
What is this heresy
Alexander Williams
Isn't that the one who had a campaign going against ads photoshopping women's bodies into unrealistic standards and was later exposed to photoshop her own pictures harder than anyone?
Jace Bennett
You can do literally everything on that list.
Brandon Barnes
Adults understand the difference between "respect for society" and "obeying my feelings." The people who used propaganda and lobbying and forced immigration to forcibly change our society were the ones who disrespected it.
Gabriel Reed
And you'd fuck her in an instant
Ethan Perez
I'm 26 and agree with him
Jaxson Murphy
>Lewd poster barely visible in the mirror
Kayden Stewart
nah, just edgy shit
Evan Hughes
Brody Cox
Open any magazine today and you'll see that times haven't really changed at all.
Jose Peterson
>move to a country
>take up this attitude with the natives
>inb4 muh injuns - those infighting fucks lost and the pilgrims weren't immigrating
>wonder why people laugh at you and sign up to the upcoming race war
Landon Gray
This was a banned/unused ad though.
Evan Gonzalez
When it was cool to be American
Jace Gonzalez
I'm currently looking through some magazines from 1995 for interesting ads.
Joshua Gutierrez
nice, post your finds
Parker Howard
Man, anyone ever get a cleaned up version of this? Something I could turn into a poster?
Christopher Stewart
Leo Jenkins
No real stand-outs in these two. Although I have an Xbox magazine from 2005 I still have to go through.
Julian Harris
European porn from the 90s was fucking amazing and sleazy. Porn is too airbrushed now
Nathaniel King
Gavin Lopez
Luke Long
Nicholas Wilson
Aaron Myers
Gaming got taken over by diversity termites, employed by corporations that have gone all in on woke capitalism
Ryan Bailey
>you can pick one game, one movie, and one snack
Joshua Barnes
This is a faggot
Tyler Ramirez
>Low tier car
>Actually ends up being immortal tier
I still see them on the road to this day.
Caleb Morales
...
John Carter
Why aren't ads this based anymore?
Daniel Walker
I love the old marine armor.
Owen Lee
>sex bad!
>masturbation evil!!
Grayson Rogers
Liam Turner
Gabriel Scott
Based.
Nathaniel Perry
Why the fuck is Kirby always so angry in Ameristan?
Bentley Miller
>not the futa version
Asher Murphy
All the Xbox magazine ads are just normal junk like McDonalds and Axe bodyspray.
Jordan Cruz
Dominic Nelson
Deus Ex: THE CONSPIRACY
Sebastian Scott
Aaron Wilson